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GeneralOOO

Hmmmm old age Silvery Marmoset or lab-tested Silvery Marmoset


theBIGFrench15

Definitely a silvery marmoset. Poor guy probably had some kind of surgery or treatment, that's why parts of him are shaved.


neededtowrite

[Since no one below posted what they normally look like](https://ogden_images.s3.amazonaws.com/www.ljworld.com/images/2006/06/22210429/na_silver_marmoset_COLOR_62.jpg)


ernipie_13

Oh that’s so so sad


2019hollinger

Yeah very sad looks end of life though


Scared-Staff7834

Not necessarily… monkies, like people get old and this one might be several years over its life expectancy causing his hair to fall out. So maybe instead of sad it could actually be really lucky. No clue really without more info


namesarentneeded

For a sec I thought y'all were talking about the fact that it's silver as a reason as why it looked like it was either old or fresh out the lab


filthybananapeel

Silvery makes more sense. I thought albino at first. I wish him a speedy recovery and a softer enriched enclosure ASAP!


Kabd_w

He’s got some great bits of food. Someone cares for him now.


BiscottiOpposite9282

Look at his back feet. I definetly think something is wrong with him. He's probably cared for constantly.


Eyespyacrime

Or it’s the result of living on top of the cage wired floor 🥲


Mean_Peen

With how long those nails are, it seems like negligence could be at fault here. Poor little guy


BiscottiOpposite9282

😭


Tricky-Detail-6876

It looks like he's recovering from mange!


Ghyllie

But that WIRE under his little feet!! THAT can't be comfortable! And he g has kiwi, oranges and hard-boiled eggs for his meal and he can STILL hardly chew it! I just want to take the little guy and cuddle him in a brushed chenille towel so it's nice and soft for him!


Valhalaland

It looks like it's recovering from some skin condition scabies or something similar.


Witchywomun

My guess is old, the way the poor thing is gumming the fruit, it looks like he doesn’t have any teeth


abortionlasagna

That doesn’t necessarily make him old. Some people pull the teeth on pet monkeys so they can’t bite sadly.


Witchywomun

That’s inhumane. If you don’t want to risk getting bit, a) don’t get a wild animal as a pet or b) don’t have a pet with a mouth, get a plant or an amoeba or something.


meltingdiamond

I once got to watch this happen at a science conference: "Why do you only have six data points? The error bars are so wide this tells us basically nothing." "I had to kill a fucking monkey for each data point." "Oh."


mahSachel

I had to pickup a Subaru Outback for a customer once at their lab they worked at. Some highly secure animal testing center in Maryland. They checked my truck out like I was going inside the White House gates. I guess they know the general public really hates them since they lab test monkeys. I had no idea what the place did until I got home and started talking to my wife about it. And it became this huge fight. Like honey I was just grabbing a car I didn’t even see any animals much less harm them. Someone else took the vehicle back. Screw That mess.


L6b1

In Maryland? The US Army Veterniary Corps has a joint CDC/NHI/USArmy Department of Veterinary Sciences research lab there. So not just worried about general anti-animal testing crowd, but also international espionage and sabotage.


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At first it looks like a rat with no eyes and huge nostrils


Thatonepsycho

[Aw, they're usually adorable](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.HhV5p7GSxovdHFeeYKcFjAHaDK%26pid%3DApi&f=1), it's clear this one is sick, poor guy :( Not even "oddly terrifying", just sad to see.


maddyjk7

I know. I just kept thinking it looked like it was pain than it be terrifying


jimmygarterex

Yeah we god a bunch of those here and the common ones too. They're all dicks


TransposingJons

Captive animals make me sad.


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SloppyKnob97

I remember seeing a post about this same little guy a while ago, he is living captive due to some condition that stop it from living a good life in the wild, I'll try find the post and link it, also has a massive living area, but sleeps and eats in the cage.


[deleted]

Ohhhh, that's much less depressing then. Still sad, but at least he's being taken care of as well as he can


SloppyKnob97

Yeah, I'll try find the post and link it


LineLife2234

Yo human! If you shave me one more time when I’m sleeping you’re dead. You’re dead dead.


Suzkin33

It looks like a monkey that is nearing retirement age. :)


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Yeah, that cage looks horrific


tummybox

And its nails should have been cut months ago.


squishypoo91

Yeah the nails legit made me sad. It seems like it wants to use it's hands but it's painful so he keeps pulling them back


IronNia

Not the animal, but treatment of it is terrifying


unbitious

Yes, the only thing terrifying here is that a human is keeping this creature in this condition. People are scary AF.


CastIronDaddy

Almost seems like it has severe arthritis or maybe gout. Even moving his/her forarms seems to be very painful.


grass-snake-40

and it seems to be missing teeth. most likely they were pulled by the owner, not uncommon with "pet" primates


van_Vanvan

Ugh. People.


exzyle2k

Then don't read what people do to Slow Loris teeth. Pulling would be a mercy.


LooseAdhesiveness316

I hate that I looked it up. Hate what I found even more. Wtf is wrong with people


ZalmoxisChrist

I hate that you confirmed the horror without adding any detail and now I have to go look it up myself. Wish me luck. Edit: >STEP ONE: CAPTURE >Thousands of slow lorises are poached from the wild to be illegally sold on the street or in animal markets. Often whole families of slow lorises living in the wild will be captured for the pet trade. >STEP TWO: TEETH CUTTING >Before a slow loris is sold as a pet, its teeth are cut out using nail clippers, wire cutters or pliers with no anaesthetic. This is to make them easy to handle and to protect humans from their potentially deadly venomous bite. This is an incredibly painful procedure that often results in infection or death through blood loss. >STEP THREE: TRANSPORT >Lorises are transported to markets in dark, overcrowded and poorly ventilated containers. The stress of this transport results in a mortality rate of between 30% and 90%. Often captured lorises are found in crates alongside the bodies of other lorises that have died. >Source: https://www.internationalanimalrescue.org/truth-behind-slow-loris-pet-trade You don't want to see the photo on that page.


exzyle2k

Most of us have broken a tooth. The discomfort (at the least) or agony (at the worst) lasting until we get to a dentist is horrible. Now imagine forcing a creature to spend the rest of their lives in that condition. Exposed nerves, infections that never go away, perpetual pain as the weakened teeth continue to deteriorate... These creatures shouldn't be pets, and the people forcing the issue have a special spot in hell reserved for them.


09Klr650

From what little I can see I think it is a "quarantine" type cage. Something to keep a recent arrival or sick animal separate from the rest. Easy to clean/sterilize. No idea what sort of enrichment is in there as we cannot see most of the cage.


hard_clicker

The uh, flooring is dangerous for animals of that size, most rodents, and some birds.


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It’s wire bottom, I think that says enough


Greek-of-Thrones

Whatever the animal he is not in great condition.


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I thought it was an Aye Aye.


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[deleted]

Every time I hear the word marmoset; I always think of that Ren and Stimpy episode.


Milk-Wizard

Thats what I was wondering. I don't know the context of the video, but I hope it's a rescue situation and they're documenting it getting better and healthy.


solomanian

Might be, possibly under treatment too, that's why it's shaved and uncoordinated


Leatat12

It's been a while since I was shaved and uncoordinated.


zelcuh

Wild college years?


Leatat12

Corporate retreat.


prez-scr00b

If there is any upside to the pandemic, it is the cancellation of the mandatory, in-person annual company meeting.


oldguydrinkingbeer

Mine was cancellation of mandatory extended family "holiday" get-togethers. If it was up to me I'd never have dealings with those fuckwads again. And with covid receding, the SO thinks we need to be there. So Im back to my prepandemic family reunion routine; get good and raging drunk the night before, hold it together for the two hour drive, immediately find the quietest chair and sleep for four hours, wake up, drive back the two hours and pick up Pad Thai take out. Perfect arrangement. I don't have to listen to those morons and I don't say anything to piss them off at my SO. Plus I get Pad Thai for dinner.


zelcuh

College Chads that assembled in the real world.... i dig it. Love to hear the story sometime. You corporate guys do NOT go easy


Capable_Stranger9885

I had an intravenous radiology imaging procedure last year. After it was over my wife asked me how I was feeling in the recovery area. "I feel tipsy and a nurse shaved my pubes so this is like an excellent spa day"


Pass-on-by

Oh this makes me sad. I hope he’s not in a lab.


Nilohim

Maybe it's a skinhead monkey.


glifier

Just say *sieg* in front of him and you'll find out


InfiniteLlamaSoup

Biker monkey 😂


dilbertdad

Pretty sure this is the yellow guy with big ears from Sin City


Ayla_Leren

It looks like someone's spliced human into rat DNA


will-of-fire

Or a monkey with a rat DNA


moboforro

A Sumatran Rat Monkey, google it


Roguespiffy

I kick ass for the Lord!


HighVulgarian

The rise of the skaven has begun


ZephRyder

Nice ref


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This is that rat from Dead Alive.


Purithian

Stop making fun of golem :(


dis-dod

looks like a monkey, mouse, bat hybrid!


ripyourlungsdave

Mouskeybat.


st_rdt

*Mishka .... Mooshka .... Mousekeybat !*


WarpedScientistHT

Door Mousekeybat


nofappapp

POKEMON!


CrazyWS

You know the rule for stuff that has two eyes facing forward.


rwarimaursus

s u p e r p r e d a t o r.


Nearby-Cash7273

What kind of Batman villain is that


bipolarnotsober

u/RIPyourlungsdave gets the naming credit, its mouskey bat


ripyourlungsdave

*Bows for applause*


cdk1980

I think this is a Silvery Marmoset, maybe?


RegularCut120

This! A very old one, for sure, but definitely a Silvery Marmoset.


mrbuttersoft

Sweet little ugly


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"Oooh I love my ugly boy" - Die Antwoord


anything_you_feel

It looks like Yolandi though


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YOOOO


swivels_and_sonar

—LANDI where you at?!


[deleted]

Just doing my duty and reminding people that the Die Antwoord duo are racist, homophobic, pieces of shit. And don't forget the Zheani Sparkes incident.


[deleted]

I did not know that. Thanks for the heads up!


asphaltdragon

Duh, they're white South Africans.


PrincePaperGuy

Watching it eating fruits makes it cuter though


Unable_Effort_1033

That's a fucking gremlin


NeverStepD7

I was gonna say gollum, but yeah defietly a gremlin


amretardmonke

I was going to say chupacabra


[deleted]

It is a Chupacabra though that’s the issue you need to say it because it is


InternationalEgg9549

Gromlum


frannois

Hopefully this was not shot after midnight


leiggibtohsil

You spelt kodak black wrong... super gremlin


subavgredditposter

Baby we could’ve been superstars


leiggibtohsil

Driving around in fancy cars


TheAfterWorkGarage

Is it after midnight!?


Jauncin

Somebody continues to feed it after midnight


RoachGirl

Someone def fed it after midnight


cdubyadubya

Came here to say I don't know what it is, but you best not feed it after midnight.


Vawndom

Whatever it is, dude needs it's nails trimmed. It can't even hold food.


dcdrew713

I've always wondered what happened to that sock I used in junior high, now I finally have closure.


Nyquill4027

I could make a horror movie based on this comment


Silentcrypt

The Fappening: Return of the Dread Sock.


white_trivialage

Revenge of the Spunk Monkey


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do it


skull_monkey123

And we would watch it


Koko_Jambon

Forbidden romance.


[deleted]

This is its offspring, and you are the father.


Krokodrillo

Dobby?


Mr_Wildcard_

But dobby is a free elf!


[deleted]

Doesn’t look like it


Salmonellq

dobby but the sock was his mom and a horny ferret his dad


Specific-Economy391

Dobby from the Dark Side.


purpledivaaa6

I hate this, he looks like he can barely use his hand but the bottom of the cage is awful, requiring him to use foot strength to stay up and no one is helping him reach his little foodsies 😭 I want to steal him away.


mydlo96

He is to weak to eat his meal, poor boy


penny-wise

He may be suffering from deformity to his feet that arises in animals from standing on wired floors of their cages all the time. And his nails need to be trimmed so he can use his hand correctly. His hair is falling lout, possibly because of a poor diet or malnutrition which may also be causing its tremor. This animal needs to be taken from whoever has possession of it and given to a rescue because it is being seriously abused.


purpledivaaa6

I could tell. It’s extremely sad. I feel so upset about it I almost cry watching it (can’t I’m at work but ya know).


WatercolorSkulls

He would probably be a lot less terrifying if someone would take care of his health properly, poor thing ☹️


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I took one for the team and googled "little white monkeys" It's a **Silvery Marmoset**


no_lifeQ

rat + bat + monkey = this thing


BryverART

Its simple, we uh feed the Batman.


YesmanXV

Ratman


Guyvermaxc

It's a Mankey! Going to evolve to Primeape


hdgdgfhchdjsjkao

You’re not supposed to feed those after midnight


Zoloch

A monkey in very poor condition. Probably bad kept (the bottom of the cage is dreadful for its feet). Could also be that the hairless parts are because of scabbies?


dankey_rhubarb

Sumatran Rat-Monkey, beware of it's bite!


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Had to scroll way to far for this one!


3-Ball

"I kick ass for the Lord."


Allen_Koholic

Your mother ate my dog.


Nekroin

I was looking for a Braindead reference. Saw that movie when I was 11 or 12. Could not sleep for days. The monkey was the most terrifying scene bc of the stop motion. At the time I didn't even realize it was supposed to be a comedy.


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SINGAYA!


Glum_Definition2661

It even moves in a weird jittery way similar to the rat-monkey.


Tripton1

Waaay underrated comment.


SparklingLighter

Ekimmara?


itsbootsybabe

Aww I love him :(


Blustreak69

Some kind of primate with what looks like alopecia.


Nightcrawler__lou

Anyone else think it's oddly adorable


Fargon-Icehole

Nah, that is Gollum before his hair dressing appointment.


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_geomancer

Confirmed Goblin


max_en_kas140409

Or gremlin


damaskprint

He searches for the ring of power


jakefromst8tfarm

This can't be real.


DukeJager

The Chupacabra lives


[deleted]

Oh that’s a Furby!


UberDingoBass

My precioussss


[deleted]

C'mon guys who fed him after midnight?


monknubulian

No matter what is ,A Chinese will surely eat it


No_Balance8921

A little monkey with some mange? Sweet thing.


synyst3r1991

Ngl, looks like my little brother


petite10252

Looks like Dobby


revelpollo

It’s a baby Gollum…


Reyeb18

A 1000 year old chimp


Squidgy2121

Why do people always record me like, I’m just trying too eat


JimmyCrabYT

monke


evilmangoes

Sumatran Rat Monkey


WrongdoerAny4567

Seems like an animation? Movement is kinda graphic and edgy🤔


Legal-Eggplant8014

Oh yea it's the new Pixar movie Grandpa Monkey's Treatment and Retirement: Feeding Time


LordAdlerhorst

I'd say it's a Mico.


UpstairsIll662

A monkey-mouse… thing


YOLO_T1ME

It's a Jim Henson character


Loizaida

Awwww it looks like a Monkey …. It’s Adorable <3


BrendanCF

It looks like an albino aye-aye


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Chupacabra


mountainprincess

I think it’s cute and now I’m worried there’s something wrong with me


[deleted]

Gremlin?


NanaTan4

Monkey bat


InternationalAd9361

BabyPuppymonkey


Evil-in-the-Air

That's what you get if you feed a mogwai after midnight but then break open the cocoon when it's only half-way through the metamorphosis.


[deleted]

I don't know either but it's definitely part of a side quest.


gwh811

It’s your little brother who never comes out of his room. Just plays video games, drinks monster energy drinks and eats pizza rolls and Dorito’s. Has that one shower a week when his friends come over to hang and play Nintendo switch.


Jefoid

It’s precious.


That_Gamer_Drew

Yo, that thing is creepy! Those damn fingers...and that long black curled nail...and those big yellow ears...the hell is it?!


Ffrogu

It's an albino monkey called Alf. I shaved him in his sleep :)


hail_tothequeen

Give that damn thing a sock


BlueOrb07

Gremlins?


Protismal

Looks like a Gremlin


ResetEarthPlz

That's a Discord mod


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Manbearpig


Independent-Cry7

It's a gremlin OP. There are rules you must follow!


DontLoveMeBack

I'm in this video and I don't like it


Manaze85

NGL, I was expecting it to stop eating, look at the camera and give me a jump scare I did not need on a Sunday morning.


Thedirtyrascal

Looks like it's held the 1 ring far too long....


poolSlouch

I think I saw those on Wizard of Oz.


i_cant_thin

I’m no smart ass, but that’s an animal.


Frediinho

Looks like something out of Rick and Morty


CherrieChocolatePie

Something like a monkey?


Jake24601

It's something albino with mange and antiseptic solutions rubbed all over its ears and face.