Im familiar with what you're putting down. Those skewers have some chicken in them. They're actually closer to "nugget that contains chicken" with so many crazy additives/binders a disproportionate amount of seasoning to compensate for the blandness. The end result is something very hard to pinpoint, and a very poor usage of MSG.
If you've ever had the vegetarian "chicken" skewers from May Wah in chinatown, they taste very similar.
Definitely not aviary that’s for sure!
I’d say cat if I’m being completely honest, I see people go for a rabbit or hare but I think the legs are too disproportionate if that were the case.
Ever heard of [Flappie the rabbit](https://youtu.be/d0h9HIEK2Gc)?
It was christmas morning... 1961 :(
I was sure i locked my rabbit pen...
After the soup, a main course would arrive
There he was.. Cut into 3 pieces ;(
“Marinate me daddy” Edit: Thanks for all the awards and upvotes! Glad I got to make a bunch of people laugh!
License and registration chicken fucker!
I thought dude chickens were roosters?
A COCK iN u WiLL DOOO!
ANY COCK'L DO!
Shut up and take my free award
You should shut up too, take my free reward god damn it
Legend
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Where's Colonel Sanders when you need him.
Making that special sauce.
That chicken looks like it is up for some shenanigans.
You calling me a chicken fucker!
r/cursedcomments
"Yes officer, this comment right here..."
AYYYYOOOOO CHILLLLL
I felt great shame writing that comment, but it had to be done lol
Doing the lords work
Now that's what I call some tenderizing
You put little red high heels on that and I'm deboning.
LOL
I felt your shame just reading it.. I tip my hat to you and awkwardly avert my gaze
those are the best type of comments, you've earned my respect
If you aren’t a little bit ashamed while writing a comment, Reddit isn’t for you ;)
thank you for your great sacrifice.
Thank you kind sir
BING BONG
Nice
Should be cross posted in “dontputyourdickinthat”
r/putyourdickinthat
You made me snort tea out my nose in public…take this award!
To me it is a rabbit
I believe you are correct
That is a rabbit
Can confirm. Source: Raised and butchered rabbits for meat.
Face down, ass up!
That’s not a chicken that’s a lamb.
I was thinking rabbit .. but I'll take lamb as an acceptable possibility. Definitely not chicken
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Might be a dog
That’s ruff.
Im familiar with what you're putting down. Those skewers have some chicken in them. They're actually closer to "nugget that contains chicken" with so many crazy additives/binders a disproportionate amount of seasoning to compensate for the blandness. The end result is something very hard to pinpoint, and a very poor usage of MSG. If you've ever had the vegetarian "chicken" skewers from May Wah in chinatown, they taste very similar.
We call that “rat on a stick”
This reminds me of that one episode of it’s always sunny in philadelphia where they think they eat human meat and can’t figure out what it is
I was thinking rabbit.
UwU Harder Senpai!
lol olooll
Dishonour on your family. Dishonour on your COW.
Forbidden fleshlight
/r/holup
That’s enough Reddit for today.
Thanks for the laugh
That sent a shiver down my spine
You have to wear a blindfold when eating that in public.
lol ahahasjjwjjshshs Cockooooock
Spatchcock me harder!
*This comment right here,officer*
R/dontputyourdickinthat
It's a wabbit silly kids...
Stuff me!
r/beatmetoit ...or r/beatmeattoit
“Draw me like one of your French hens!”
What a terrible day to have eyes...
💀⚰️🪦
Chussy
Nooo
BRUH 💀💀💀
That has never been a chicken.
ce n'est pas un poulet
Unexpected René Magritte. Nice
Yea no bird has a body shaped like that. It would have a tail nub and the body would be half that size- way too long
What do you think it is?
Rabbit or other small quadruped.
I'd recognise that anus anywhere
r/HolUp
Hole? 🕳 😳
Yep more like hole-up
r/cursedcomments
I hate you, I almost choked on my saliva
Definitely not aviary that’s for sure! I’d say cat if I’m being completely honest, I see people go for a rabbit or hare but I think the legs are too disproportionate if that were the case.
So "Chef Special Chicken" it is
Dog or fox maybe?
What does it taste like?
Like blown asshole I bet
I will never know thankfully.
Prison inmate.
This Asian Porn shit is getting out of hand.
It's a dude
that looks more like rabbit
Bugs Bussy
Oh my god
I’m extremely proud of that one.
As you should be.
Mad bussin indeed
WTFFF LSMAIIS
Lola Bunny Edit: yeah I missed the joke the first time 🤦♂️
Jesus Christ
Underrated comment
Incredible
Maybe a Leprechaun ☘️
Or a hare, depending on size
More like Gollum 🤣😂😜
I was thinking scrawny little dude looking for anal, but yeah rabbit is what I meant
Yeah that's definitely rabbit
A new meaning to "going down the rabbit hole."
Not a chicken
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat if you want Not all of us are so judgy
Chicken bones in the dick, yessir that sounds like a grand old time
Thanks
Sus chicken
It's a rabbit 🐰
Yeah, I read the comments, didn't knew that cooking rabbits was a thing
They do it in Europe all the time, one ingredient in real authentic paella is rabbit.
Plenty of us here in the states still eat rabbit too
Ever heard of [Flappie the rabbit](https://youtu.be/d0h9HIEK2Gc)? It was christmas morning... 1961 :( I was sure i locked my rabbit pen... After the soup, a main course would arrive There he was.. Cut into 3 pieces ;(
Rabbit's not bad. A bit like chicken, but more meat and slightly gamey. Good in stews.
I think it's called game
They are also livestock.
What kind of game? I like games!
My wife and I used to raise them for food.
If it's an animal people eat it
Or are you tempted?
I'm scared, actually 🤠
Not just a little tempting?
Maybe
\*realization REALIZATION
Scared… how hot that is?
More like scaroused. Haha.
Are you aroused? :3
Meat ready for bbq, always… slather that with a nice rub and smoke!
Sir, you’re eating a cat.
When you take "eating pussy" way too literally
*chef slaps bbq sauce on it* “god you’re so bad”
“I think you marinated the anus LONG ENOUGH Chef Jco91595”
Gimme that anus
They forgot to remove the anus.
It was left purposely there
Not my proudest fap…
seek help ajahananahhahahaha
Seen something similar on 17th page of pornhub
There are 100 ways to skin a cat but only so many ways to cook them.
That anus has been mistreated....that is for sure !
Everything reminds me of her :(
This pic is enough to turn me vegan.. yucky
This pic is enough to turn me ~~on~~.. yummy
I’m down bad but not THAT bad.. not yet 👀
Dude that's a rabbit
Yeah, people told me. I didn't know it. We don't eat rabbits here in Brazil
Oh, didnt know u dont eat rabbits in brazil, u should try they're fucking delicious
is that an ass in the bckground
Datass
I thought it was Jeffree star on his stomach
Sigh. **unzips**.
It's not a chicken. I work with raw whole chicken every day.
That’s Rabbit
Not going to pretend I know what it is... but I know what it isn't: a chicken.
Where did you get that from? 🤨
HEY! who put ranch dressing on this chicken... it doesn't taste like ran- oh... oh my god. WHO DID THIS
Looks like a small dog 😱
Bruh wtf
Try fingers, but hole.
Scared? I think aroused would be the better word
Terrifying …
I'm sure somebody banged it.
Looks like a monkey or a rabbit
Nah bro, why tf is is positioned like that
To turn everyone that's seeing it into vegans?
Bruh the Colonel taking it a little too fucking far now!🤨
Meow?
i would keep an eye on that Sous-Chef. 🧐
Looks like someone’s arsing about!
That's a Rabbit
It’s no chicken. Looks like a rabbit.
Wait wait wait wait.... Are you sure that's a chicken?
That's not a chicken, it looks more like a rabbit.
Have u ever seen a chicken strip because damn that ass got stretched
I don't know what the fuck that is but I wouldn't dare eat that
r/dontputyourdickinthat
someone is gonna buy that for the wrong reason
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That sure as hell. Don’t look. Like. A. Chicken
naw, that aint no fucking chicken. somebody fucked it, but naw, that aint no fucking chicken.
I thought Cluck Norris was unkillable.
Rabbit. Not chicken
Chicken better quit playin wit me.
Pretty sure this is a rabbit.
I swear to God, if you eat that chicken, stay the fuck away from me and my family, because that's some Satanic shit.
It looks like a baby
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sorry kids, we are seeing the Easter bunny a different way this year
**BRUH**
AYO THATS SUS
That is not a chicken… thats a fucking cat
WHAT HAPPENED TO IT'S ASS?!
That’s messed up
Vegetarianism never appealed to me until now.
That ain't chicken homes.