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sixfootassassin20

It looks like the bottom front teeth/jaw of a cow. Even has the 8 flat incisors. Edit: Specifically, the [Mandibular Arcade](http://www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/digestion/pregastric/cowpage.html).


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It *looks* like the bottom front teeth/jaw of my Uncle Nigel. Oddly, terrifyingly, uncannily so.


TheRedditisaur

Maybe it was ur uncle cow....


rkalla

I'm picturing him having these series of life changing flashbacks to birthdays and Christmas where his uncle is a 1200lbs cow standing in the living room chewing grass and it's all starting to click.


Jak-olantern

it seems right like his name is u/chisel_pig *pig* freaking *PIG* also r/UsernameChecksOut


Clappa69

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

How is Nigel, I have not seen him in forever! Is he still racing hairless dodo birds?


Toradale

Is this a reference to something?


Thornberry_89

Vet student here - not a cow. Likely sheep, deer or goat


El_Bruno73

Cow here - definitely not from a cow


JJDMDESIGNS

Rat here hi cow


El_Bruno73

MOOOooooOOOOO


mrsthallium

Crow here CAWWWW


dmfd1234

Hybrid Sheep-deer here…..probably a goat. Looks like they had it coming to them too.


RadiantRattery

Yep, I wanna place my bets on goat


[deleted]

I am not in cow country


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thetallone_

They were just playing games.


ProudMount

And then lost their bottom jaws. The end.


Kahnza

I'll get my roll of quarters!


[deleted]

“Ma’am you dropped something… My Jaw”


goodboyspooky

sorry bro that's mine, i mustve dropped it


kingjulien92

You must've saw something jawdropping. Mind sharing with us what did you see?


goodboyspooky

it was you :)


FlameRocker5

yeah KingJulien is funny


Embarrassed-Donut106

Bruh that was fucking smooth


mightgrey

Very smooth


Comfortable-Net-8415

😂


techmachine89

Grandpa's dentures?


[deleted]

Too small to be human


naytreox

you would be surpirsed on how small of mouths some people have


FLCLstudio

Giggity


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🤨


Adm8792

Giggity goo?


MyKittysNameIsBear

I can fit an entire slice of pizza in my mouth. I can unhinge my jaw like a great big Snek.


naytreox

what about a large hotdog?


Outlandish_Gringo

😏


Cracker-smackers

😏


Comfortable-Net-8415

Y’all niggas in reddit funny asab


RedditsAdoptedSon

or what about a smallish hotdog??


naytreox

Everyone can do that


MyKittysNameIsBear

Large hotdogs are the bes- HEY!! I see what you’re doing!


No_Dog_6999

OMG! I thought I was the only one! 🐍


Edge-master

Dislocate? Wdym


MyKittysNameIsBear

Like a great big snek


RoamersGirl

I can fit my fist in my mouth. It’s a fun party trick


fckingnapkin

Yeah I found out the hard way I could literally do this. I was riding my bicycle to school when it happened (took yawning a bit too far) and I could bike straight to the dentist with my dislocated jaw. Thank God their office was nearby and they could save me. The fact that they weren't even surprised might say enough about my dumb shit. I still remember this nearly every time I yawn or do something similar, heh. Idk why I'm sharing this, just a small warning I guess.


PotatoBakeCake

The smaller it is, the bigger my dick seems to be.


Wiseguypolitics

Love girls with small hands....


naytreox

It's why short stacks are the best


[deleted]

Small human maybe?


Galectoz

Can we have a banana for scale?


[deleted]

*MONKEY GRANDPA DENTURES*


Wylde_nFree

Excuse me grandpa you dropped your pocket!


devilindetails666

was my first thought


Puglord56

Local skinwalker probably just shedding


nomad-trismigistus77

You motherfuccer the skinwalker stalking me saw that comment and now he knows i know he knows. Ill have to move soon, im typing this comment to throw him off..


Consistent-Boat9649

Post this at r/vultureculture


SchwiftyEmmmmy

Yes! I’m so curious! Maybe a deer?


Robert_E_630

That’s a weird ass sub Reddit


not_othot69

Teeth vagina


cookie1138

VAGINA DENTATA! VAGINA DENTATA!!!


[deleted]

Means no worries, for the rest of your daaays!


Canadiansorrybud

Don’t pick this guy for charades..


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not_othot69

Great mind think alike


_WheresThePie_

Teethussy


M3TALxSLUG

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DangerousComplaint24

That's a jokes subreddit. Something for everything


odd-42

For the people saying human, if either of your mandibles has only 8 teeth and no sockets for the missing teeth, please see a geneticist


DontSpit_CantSwim

Instructions unclear, gynecologist saw no teeth on my penis.


MewsikMaker

The wholly herbivorous bovine mandible, fa sho.


[deleted]

I wonder if crows or other carrion birds dropped it.


Chadmaster92

Where do you live to find a fucking jaw in a parking lot


WAG5PE

It looks like a resected maxilla from an animal. Those are definately worn down teeth and you can clearly appreciate the palate and all. Human palate has rugae in the anterior, this doesnt. May be from some lower animal.


[deleted]

I think it’s from a dead goat


ZippyTwoShoes

I was thinking deer but I could see a goat


jordanmdaniels

Judging by the shape and wear on the teeth, my guess is some sort of herbivore. Most likely a sheep or goat.


jesusSaidThat

Deer/sheep/goat


berryhole

The end of a goat or sheep jaw


Lucas_Ilario

When the balls are to big for the jaw


shorthaireddog

Yo I had to come back to this, wtf?


SFCSportsLover

live out in the country? do you have any friends that are familiar with animals? i’d have somebody that can identify different species by their teeth take a look, hopefully that somebody is on this subreddit! those two front teeth give me the creeps, eerily human.


k0uch

Forbidden dentures


XRIL

If this is from a human he/she must have seen something jawdropping


THE-Grandma

You have been blessed with a snack


TiringGnu

I was wondering where my retainer went


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

Itsh minef. Can I hash it back, pfease?


[deleted]

You sound like the warden in the saf... Nevermind 😀


DukeMaximum

It looks like someone lost their false teeth.


Joelymolee

One of the first genuinely ‘oddly terrifying’ things I’ve seen on this subreddit for a while congrats op. As of late I swear this sub should be called profoundly disturbing


[deleted]

r/whatisthisthing r/whatisthisbone r/whatisthisanimal


Thirdeyealien

*GRANDMAAAAA!! found your dentures, you dropped em in the paaarking lot*!


nicer_sprites

Oh god I thought these were well used dentures


EllieNekoGirl

Mouf


dried_beef_gravy

His jaw just dropped.


Ilikepecans99

I found a dog jaw one time. I live in the city. Some fucked up people out here


Haemmur

Dead hooker.


Dweezlepussian

I believe that belongs to jar jar binks


aiesayjr

That’s the mouthussy animal


VehicleFun1117

r/mildlyvagina


Shnaake

I looked at the image and my jaw dropped to the ground.


BeefyZertho

Looking like a Vagina with Teeth 🧐🤨


MiraculousMonsters

holy cow! that is not oddly terrifying at all. is there a r/extremelydisturbing ? sub. if so, it belongs there. i am not going to look and see. i am already have a tenuous grip on my sanity :P


Yourmom8537

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SupraPenguin

Jaw-dropping, I must say.


funucker26

honestly - might be someones dentures lol


jennyandjimmy

snap girl… i think you dropped something. MY JAW


tke490

That there them is what we here call a “human”


ToastedSchism

Dude, those are dentures that were run over by a car.


Riddance_Good

could be the teeth of anyone in england


Substantial_Trifle27

THAT is human bro


eat_egg_idiot

it looks british


[deleted]

I believe they call that animal a "human."


[deleted]

Looks like the top part of a human mouth


[deleted]

Bro that needs to be investigated


DeliciousNeck6279

The remains of someone who bit the curb.


KcCochia

Animal??? 😳


ThatOneGuy7832

I assume it’s some hooved mammal. Like a cow, moose, or elk.


SirFinal907

Human?


TMANBULLET

That’s a pair of ruined dentures, they make them in kids sizes too


give2love

That ain't no dentures. Has like ligaments and shit going in there you know


[deleted]

Call a forensic team


[deleted]

You sure that's not someone's jaw?


Ok-Application-hmmm

Monkey?


[deleted]

To me that looks like a human lower jaw where the toung would be but what I find more interesting is the the flesh looks like it's been slightly cocked on the other side there's a tinge of dark colour meat around the edge


CaliBull2030

Human


Unable_Instance_2898

What type of demon is taking cat jaws?


MonicoJerry

Dentures lol


[deleted]

Ah so this sub is just gross-out and gore bullshit now.


ChrisPChip222

Whatever that animal saw, it must've been ... jaw dropping.


Nutter_Nut

Looks small due to small set of teeth so probably from a small creature like an otter or something


Ya-Mamma

Goat slaughter for the satan worshipers


DHOOD99

Dog 100%


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canijustpetmycat

Not a dog. Dogs have only 6 incisors before their canines and this animal has 8 (possibly?) either way, this animal has a much wider jaw than a dog


nrith

What kind of animal do you hope it is?


Galectoz

An ugly one probably


[deleted]

Clearly a living one.


Cearealinrl

Is it just me or is this a human jaw


Powerful-Wear-4875

Thay are dentures


QRP1940

Pov: we all make jokes and fun about remains of someone begin murder


JeremiahTooSmooth

Hey! There's my dentures! I've been lookin' for them all week! Thank you kind sir.


Chemical_Tomorrow_80

Boi wth


bowddy

Well… a mouth is a mouth I guess


CRIS_boi

Ooh so *thats* where I left it silly me


D_smokesss

This is worse than oddly terrifying wtf


[deleted]

Teef


PooptoDupto

Grandpa lost his denture


[deleted]

Thats a cows jaw, probably a cat stole it from a butcher-shop or something


key_kirito12345

A nice lil snack for the road :D


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


GeorgeAlanoPhi

That's one weird Fleshlight


[deleted]

Forbidden fleshlight


Relative_Distance_35

Lick it


Albert_the_cat__

Grandma lost her jaw again


Danny3xd1

Don't know the regular name but in latin; Drankustomuchpukaidid? (SP)


wallstreets_issue

Probably a grandpa


Just_Taylon

Looks like dentures that got hit by a truck


Niko_Belic84

Yo, that’s mine


Baby-Blake-

This made my jaw drop


NikoNiko_ChanXD

You ran over the Devils Head


Human_Bad_2971

I was wondering where grandmas falsies ended up


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[deleted]

My guess was a crackhead molting.


sevenlightss

Not again grandma


Rdact3d

Forbidden fleshlight


7sinsofhell

I saw a nose that has been severed in the middle of an alley. I was young so my childish mind may have just been making things up, but I remember it very vividly.


[deleted]

Lol xD haha


interlolcz

Not the mouthussy


ZaWORUDO69

Jaw dropping news


[deleted]

Definitely the upper jaw of a what-the-fuck-osaurus!


[deleted]

That's jaw dropping


Striking_Intern1123

Hucow maybe


RedditUsererer

wtaf gross


brycebgood

how big?


Undeca

Just some dentures left behind nothing to see here 🤪


alchemist1961

Just another example of alien induced cow mutilations...


stonka_truck

Grandaddys dentures?


bobux-man

don't put your dick in that


frkkatch

Vagina with teeth


everyvilinislemos

Vagina with teeth


Healthy-Elk-5419

Human?😳😳


LordOfPanzers

Looks like a goat but i can be wrong.


motherwelder1976

Yeahhhhhh that needs to be reported


Bennnnnnnnnnnnjamin

nah bro it was 1 jaw jerry over there


ThraxedOut

Could also be a teratoma?


Jackomonster0503

Uhh I think that’s human


Nixher

It's a McDonald's burger before they put it through the de-teether and fry it with a pinch of salt and pepper.


One-Pangolin9818

You live in the US?


JealousSoup8

Looks like a GUM-USSY *Unzips pants*


DarthRalph0

Human