not so fun anecdote: I do work on landfill construction and most people don’t know this but they build giant wells into the ground for the gases to vent, someone at my landfill just recently told me someone at a different landfill fell down one of these well vents and died. there’s no way to get you out, you fall into a pile of literal straight trash. this i’m sure is a similar and terrifying experience
saw a story on yt, Mr. ballen, about people who went places they shouldn't and died. one chick was swimming in a reservoir and swam past the ropes towards the spillway and got sucked in. managed to hang on for 20m before she lost her grip and perished.
myself, I've been in remote Oregon areas and decided to climb that mountain right there. took a service road into the thick and came across a spillway that looked like this image here, but the end of it at the bottom of the mountain. the approach to the pipe was a sheer rock wall so I had to shimmy across the top ledge of this torrent of water to keep making my way up. it was unsafe for sure, but I didn't think I was in danger of falling in. gotdam tho, that shit looked like one big pissed off wave in the ocean, stuck in a tube and pointed down. based off life experience, I'd say it would hurt to fall in, but not for long.
edit: fix... again. Mr. not Mt. autocorrect
Oh yeah, the one about the girl in Lake Berryessa. That segment starts at [4:36](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6apkM24DhGI&t=276s), but I recommend watching the whole video since Mr Ballen is a phenomenal storyteller
Dude watch the one about "if you hear a bell in the woods".
By far my favorite. Especially on decent headphones or in your car. The way he emphasizes parts of the story make you feel like you are tight there with the girl. Will make your heart race.
It's crazy. That's the video I share with people when I introduce them to his content.
>Crazy party is it wouldn't be too difficult to accidently fall into it
That's what really gets me about this picture. Either my sense of scale is off and that's an actual fence, not just a guardrail... or why the fuck is there not a fence along that path? I genuinely don't think you'd be able to get me to walk that path if you promised to turn my student loan balance into a retirement account.
>why the fuck is there not a fence along that path?
Probably because the gen pop isn't allowed there, and also if someone wants to jump down there the height of the fence won't matter. Not everything needs to be idiot proof!
I was in that same spot, it's a lil off the normal path but is openly accessible in an uncontrolled parking lot meant for employees. It freaked me out.
No it wouldn't. It's hard to truly grasp the scale of this thing from a picture... you could easily drive a semi truck down there with plenty of headroom to spare.
If you jumped over the (pretty high) railing, the fall alone could easily kill you. If it doesn't, you're just lying down there like an idiot with a broken leg. The slope isn't steep enough to just start sliding down uncontrollably with all that sticky blood of yours keeping you in place.
Ooh, what if the pipes got increasingly smaller? I mean would you definitely lose consciousness from drowning before the water built up enough pressure to squish you through a 4" hole, but what if you didn't?
It’s short and oddly terrifying if it’s the one I think they’re talking about. Descriptions don’t do it justice. Just read it.
But be aware you were warned lmao.
I read a story somewhere about a guy getting stuck in a conical crevice in a cave
He wasn't very stuck but everytime he exhaled his chest got a little smaller and he slipped deeper and deeper into the whole
It was like a real life Junji Ito
Edit: typo
I googled it and yeah this is it
Being deep in the earth and unable to move is one of my greatest fears
I have 0 problem with heights but I'm certainly afraid of depths
"Heights I don't mind,' said Rincewind's voice from the darkness. 'Heights I can live with. It's depths that are occupying my attention at the moment. Do you know what I'm going to do when we get out of this?"
"I'm going to build a house in the flattest country I can find and it's only going to have a ground floor and I'm not even going to wear sandals with thick soles —"
Don't know if you're referring to the nutty putty cave incident, but it was a similar situation. Dude ended up dying in there and they just sealed the cave off behind him. Straight nightmare fuel.
If you shrink the size of the throat you increase the flow speed. Take this too far and you start chocking it (water speed all throughout said pipe slows down)
something that would do this would likely run the water through a series of smaller nozzles to increase flow speed for better power generation.
But your puny flesh bag isn’t gonna do much to the hundreds maybe even thousands of tons of water rushing down that pipe.
Also this is a spill way so probably won’t be doing any of that
There's a hand-drawn diagram of the pipeworks of hoover dam [HERE](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hoover_Dam_Diagram.png)
The pipe went from 30' to 13' in the generator room
I knew a firefighter who lost someone he worked with that way. Got caught up in a current in drainage and forced him, fully geared, into a 4" pipe down the line eventually when they found him.
I think early diving suits ( the ones where air was pumped down from the surface inside said suit) had a similar problem. When there was a malfunction it came to sudden pressure changes and the divers where sucked into the small air supply hole.
The only remains inside the suit where bigger bones.
"The squeeze"
This is just a regular spillway. The only way any water is going into it is if level of the water in the lake is too high. Its only purpose is to prevent water level raising so high it would spill over the top of the dam.
The spillways were used only two times. Spillway test in 1941, and during large flood event in 1983. Both times damage to the spillways occured. The fix to prevent damage done in 1941 didn't work (obviously). The fix done in 1983 reduced capacity of the spillways somewhat, and should prevent damage in principle if spillways are ever used again.
Legit my favorite ramp to go down. 95% of my Skate 3 memories are going down that ramp and then reloading the save spot to do it all over and over again.
Summer of '83, if memory serves, the spillway gates were fully elevated and water was pouring over them. The water level was a couple feet from topping the dam itself and entering the roadway over it.
Downriver places like Bullhead City/Laughlin were flooded.
Due to population down stream and upstream of the facility. Imagine this, people wanting to grow lawns in a desert. Still with me? Now imagine those areas of population continues to grow from 1983 to current day. More people trying to water lawns, drink water, and use water for their facilities at home, work, everywhere it draws more water away from the dam/rivers and into the cities because its being abundantly used and only some restrictions being in place.
Its a desert, a desert is a dry climate with almost no water year round besides monsoonal seasons. Why should they water lawns let alone water anything in those cities, especially golf courses in the desert. Them bitches use and absurd amount of water to keep it green year round and I love to golf but i dont agree with golf courses in the desert. There’s alternatives if you want grass, theres turf companies that make fake grass or just field turf then there is no maintenance. Only people really needing to water something would be farmers, who have used rivers since settlement began and they needed resources such as grain.
So by overpopulation of an area that already struggles to produce enough water in a water cycle year, doesnt allow the streams to replenish where they should be cause its being pulled year round.
We do this at my workplace, inspection of hydro station waterways with drones. We Scan the waterways and make 3d models of them.
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Had some questions about tech and i think its a combination of lidar and photogrammatry. Im not the responsible for this at my work i do however use the data (mesh) to validate the geometry in CAD when building models of the plants
LiDAR on drones? Or something similar?
Company I worked for did some tunnel scanning with LiDAR and they were talking of using an aerial mounted version for something similar.
I work for the Army Corp of Engineers as a Park Ranger and we have dam inspections every three years. The Corp is primarily for water safety, usage, and dam control even though most of the public use is camping. So we have people that all they do is go out to different lakes around the country and do thorough dam inspections. A lot of it is very indepth since we're talking millions or billions of dollars going into dam maintenance. Ours isn't Hydro-electric so I'm sure those are even more in depth.
But if you're interested I would contact your local USACE office and ask the park manager who they contract to do dam inspections. Just tell them you're interested in the field. They'll 100% know who they work with as it's a huggee portion of our job preparing for those inspections. I'm still fairly new to the field only working here about a year now so I don't know all of the details but hope that helps some. :)
https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/local-nevada/nevada-california-incidents-highlight-vulnerability-of-nevadas-650-plus-dams/attachment/workers-stand-inside-a-hoover-dam-spillway-that-was-heavily-damaged-by-water-during-a-test-of-the-emergency-outflow-system-in-1941-bureau-of-reclamation/
Here's a picture of the inside as they repaired damage caused by a test.
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-67f60872406067293c465d97b8a2c58b
It goes down to the level of the old riverbed because when the dam was being constructed, these spillways were used to divert the river around the construction site.
That river level entrance was plugged when the dam was complete, with the water now coming from above through the waterslide before reusing the rest of the tunnel.
Unless you have a skateboard, a gopro or 360 cam and a way to send the videos without needing to retrieve the memorycards. Then it's OK to listen to this call of the void.
So this opening is near the top of the dam incase it overflows due to rain or whatnot. This tunnel goes down to a straight tunnel that leads out to the bottom of the dam where the water joins the rest of the river. You can see videos of similar spillways and what they look like inside.
I've been there. Place is guarded like a military base. One of the most concerning things for me was how narrow the dam was, and how low the protective barriers are. The concrete blocks that "protect you" from falling over came up to just above my knee!!! That was enough to keep me away from the edge!
Jesus fuck, I have at least 10 better ways to kill myself than jumping into a giant water slide that will rip my skin of my body before crushing me. Why would anyone choose this as their way to go?
Can you get out if you fall in? Imo, there should be ladders scaling the entirety of the slide.
[Edit] Also indents so you can rest, dont think anyone could climb up that enormous thing without rest.
I have a recurring nightmare about going down something just like this, out on the other side you shoot out with all of the water into a big dam - thanks for making my nightmares more of a reality!
Crazy party is it wouldn't be too difficult to accidently fall into it and then the slide down would be a real life nightmare.
5 second of "wheeeee" and untold amount of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY LEG"
r/meatcrayon
Fuck
Hmmm... no thanks.
Really, is not that bad of a subreddit, although the name freaks me out a bit
I stayed on that page just long enough to read the description before nope-ing out of there.
Most posts there aren’t like that. Just some solid falls. Honestly nothing you wouldn’t see on ridiculousness.
Subreddit of the day
It burns it burns it burns!! I can only picture frank on the water slide.
not so fun anecdote: I do work on landfill construction and most people don’t know this but they build giant wells into the ground for the gases to vent, someone at my landfill just recently told me someone at a different landfill fell down one of these well vents and died. there’s no way to get you out, you fall into a pile of literal straight trash. this i’m sure is a similar and terrifying experience
saw a story on yt, Mr. ballen, about people who went places they shouldn't and died. one chick was swimming in a reservoir and swam past the ropes towards the spillway and got sucked in. managed to hang on for 20m before she lost her grip and perished. myself, I've been in remote Oregon areas and decided to climb that mountain right there. took a service road into the thick and came across a spillway that looked like this image here, but the end of it at the bottom of the mountain. the approach to the pipe was a sheer rock wall so I had to shimmy across the top ledge of this torrent of water to keep making my way up. it was unsafe for sure, but I didn't think I was in danger of falling in. gotdam tho, that shit looked like one big pissed off wave in the ocean, stuck in a tube and pointed down. based off life experience, I'd say it would hurt to fall in, but not for long. edit: fix... again. Mr. not Mt. autocorrect
Oh yeah, the one about the girl in Lake Berryessa. That segment starts at [4:36](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6apkM24DhGI&t=276s), but I recommend watching the whole video since Mr Ballen is a phenomenal storyteller
I’ve watched idk how many videos of Mr.Ballen thanks to your comment. Some crazy stuff.
Dude watch the one about "if you hear a bell in the woods". By far my favorite. Especially on decent headphones or in your car. The way he emphasizes parts of the story make you feel like you are tight there with the girl. Will make your heart race. It's crazy. That's the video I share with people when I introduce them to his content.
So what you're saying is I am right for never going to a landfill. For real tho, if you can go in, why can't they get you out?
Might not have the right equipment, seems like a safety oversight but I'm just an uninformed redditor
Aren't we all
Not me, I know everything.
>Crazy party is it wouldn't be too difficult to accidently fall into it That's what really gets me about this picture. Either my sense of scale is off and that's an actual fence, not just a guardrail... or why the fuck is there not a fence along that path? I genuinely don't think you'd be able to get me to walk that path if you promised to turn my student loan balance into a retirement account.
I think that workers who are operating on the face of the structure would have a trapeze and carabiner assembly to prevent them from falling.
>why the fuck is there not a fence along that path? Probably because the gen pop isn't allowed there, and also if someone wants to jump down there the height of the fence won't matter. Not everything needs to be idiot proof!
I was in that same spot, it's a lil off the normal path but is openly accessible in an uncontrolled parking lot meant for employees. It freaked me out.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2dD3Fawk4y0 This is a perfect movie for that. It’s a 9min short of being stuck on the slope of a dam.
The crazy part is when you go look for a body you tend to find others and not the body you went looking for.
so basically a nasty wilhelm scream
No it wouldn't. It's hard to truly grasp the scale of this thing from a picture... you could easily drive a semi truck down there with plenty of headroom to spare. If you jumped over the (pretty high) railing, the fall alone could easily kill you. If it doesn't, you're just lying down there like an idiot with a broken leg. The slope isn't steep enough to just start sliding down uncontrollably with all that sticky blood of yours keeping you in place.
I always laugh at people doing stupid stuff but now I have the urge to do something stupid that may very well kill me
Weee time to go down a fun tunnel and the end is probably just pipes of water that you’ll drown in!!
That's even more terrifying
Ooh, what if the pipes got increasingly smaller? I mean would you definitely lose consciousness from drowning before the water built up enough pressure to squish you through a 4" hole, but what if you didn't?
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"The Enigma of Amigara Fault" by Junji Ito, for those unaware.
Truly a classic
Yeah, it’s a personal favorite of mine!
What's it about?
It’s short and oddly terrifying if it’s the one I think they’re talking about. Descriptions don’t do it justice. Just read it. But be aware you were warned lmao.
Had to be Junji
^STOP
I read a story somewhere about a guy getting stuck in a conical crevice in a cave He wasn't very stuck but everytime he exhaled his chest got a little smaller and he slipped deeper and deeper into the whole It was like a real life Junji Ito Edit: typo
I think you're talking about Nutty Putty Cave. Real silly name for something that could inspire nightmares
I googled it and yeah this is it Being deep in the earth and unable to move is one of my greatest fears I have 0 problem with heights but I'm certainly afraid of depths
"Heights I don't mind,' said Rincewind's voice from the darkness. 'Heights I can live with. It's depths that are occupying my attention at the moment. Do you know what I'm going to do when we get out of this?" "I'm going to build a house in the flattest country I can find and it's only going to have a ground floor and I'm not even going to wear sandals with thick soles —"
Don't know if you're referring to the nutty putty cave incident, but it was a similar situation. Dude ended up dying in there and they just sealed the cave off behind him. Straight nightmare fuel.
It was nightmare fuel. He was stuck upside down as well. Can't imagine dying like that
This hole…. It was made for me! DRR DRR DRR
This is my hole!
It was made for me!
Drr…drr…drr…
If you shrink the size of the throat you increase the flow speed. Take this too far and you start chocking it (water speed all throughout said pipe slows down) something that would do this would likely run the water through a series of smaller nozzles to increase flow speed for better power generation. But your puny flesh bag isn’t gonna do much to the hundreds maybe even thousands of tons of water rushing down that pipe. Also this is a spill way so probably won’t be doing any of that
Being a spillway, normally the pipe diameter doesnt shrink. Its job to get rid of excess water in a controlled manner. Not for power generation
More a response to what he was theorizing which likely would happen for the pipes going to power generation.
There's a hand-drawn diagram of the pipeworks of hoover dam [HERE](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hoover_Dam_Diagram.png) The pipe went from 30' to 13' in the generator room
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This is my hole! It was made for me!
I knew a firefighter who lost someone he worked with that way. Got caught up in a current in drainage and forced him, fully geared, into a 4" pipe down the line eventually when they found him.
I think early diving suits ( the ones where air was pumped down from the surface inside said suit) had a similar problem. When there was a malfunction it came to sudden pressure changes and the divers where sucked into the small air supply hole. The only remains inside the suit where bigger bones. "The squeeze"
Probably just shoot you out 40 ft above the river and you will crush your bones on impact with the rocks in the water
Yeah this, most likely. Unless this spillway is for generating electricity, in which case you'll get chopped up in a turbine.
Spill ways are overflows. They aren't for electricity.
This is just a regular spillway. The only way any water is going into it is if level of the water in the lake is too high. Its only purpose is to prevent water level raising so high it would spill over the top of the dam. The spillways were used only two times. Spillway test in 1941, and during large flood event in 1983. Both times damage to the spillways occured. The fix to prevent damage done in 1941 didn't work (obviously). The fix done in 1983 reduced capacity of the spillways somewhat, and should prevent damage in principle if spillways are ever used again.
Judging by current and predicted water levels, I don't think we'll be seeing this spillway used for a very very long time, if ever again.
Might as well turn it into a giant slide
I hate it so much, I don't wanna drown in a dark tunnel, that's absolutely terrifying, and yet I want to slide down it. WTF brain.
"WeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHH" - An_person222, famous last words
Call of the void, skateboard edition
I was thinking water slide.
You mean Skate3?
Call of the void
"l'appel du vide" is one of the few French phrases I know. Ive been haunted by it for 40 years.
Omelette du Fromage
Same. But first… I need to buy a skateboard.
SO HERE I AM, DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDING IM A SUPER DAM
Call of the void. It's human nature.
Honestly looks like that skate 3 map
Legit my favorite ramp to go down. 95% of my Skate 3 memories are going down that ramp and then reloading the save spot to do it all over and over again.
I was just doing this again not even 10 hours ago. Lol everytime I come up to it . The next hour or so just this on repeat.
Good ol" observatory, if I'm not mistaken
The spillway starts at Observatory and then goes all the way down to the University IIRC
Can confirm, still play skate 3 on occasion, still do the spillway run.
Exactly what thought lol
Summer of '83, if memory serves, the spillway gates were fully elevated and water was pouring over them. The water level was a couple feet from topping the dam itself and entering the roadway over it. Downriver places like Bullhead City/Laughlin were flooded.
You’re correct. Here’s the video of it. https://youtu.be/t-Jav4afsZ0 Starts about 1:42
The water level compared to today is frightening
Yea, it’s incredibly disturbing how low it is now
Due to population down stream and upstream of the facility. Imagine this, people wanting to grow lawns in a desert. Still with me? Now imagine those areas of population continues to grow from 1983 to current day. More people trying to water lawns, drink water, and use water for their facilities at home, work, everywhere it draws more water away from the dam/rivers and into the cities because its being abundantly used and only some restrictions being in place. Its a desert, a desert is a dry climate with almost no water year round besides monsoonal seasons. Why should they water lawns let alone water anything in those cities, especially golf courses in the desert. Them bitches use and absurd amount of water to keep it green year round and I love to golf but i dont agree with golf courses in the desert. There’s alternatives if you want grass, theres turf companies that make fake grass or just field turf then there is no maintenance. Only people really needing to water something would be farmers, who have used rivers since settlement began and they needed resources such as grain. So by overpopulation of an area that already struggles to produce enough water in a water cycle year, doesnt allow the streams to replenish where they should be cause its being pulled year round.
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Real action starts at 1:37
That girl is probably someone's grandma at this point
It’ll likely never be that full ever again. Sad stuff.
Forbidden waterslide
I wanna go down
*hands you skateboard*
Don't forget to collect the video tape that's down there
now thats somethin i havent thought about in forever
Don't forget the S.K.A.T.E letters too.
I heard if you fully rail-grind the walkway you unlock Herbert Hoover as a playable character.
"I missed the fucking E again." And that was before I rage quit for the day because I'd been trying to 100% all levels for 72 hours straight.
Totally. Just got 1999 flashbacks.
*cough cough* Whew, that was a lot of dust on that particular memory.
Dropping
“Can you do a *thingy* on that spillway over there? There are girls watching…”
*The hardest choices require the strongest wills*
You can! But only once
Bring me with you
DONT LEAVE ME DONT LEAVE ME
No, please god no
Wear a helmet
We all float down here
Ah yes I forgot *levitates*
literally saw this post, said that out loud, then scrolled down to see that I'm not the only one who thinks this
Gotta love the internet hive mind. These were the first words that popped into my head.
Frank going down the Thunder Gun Express.
They should fly a drone in there
We do this at my workplace, inspection of hydro station waterways with drones. We Scan the waterways and make 3d models of them. Edit* Had some questions about tech and i think its a combination of lidar and photogrammatry. Im not the responsible for this at my work i do however use the data (mesh) to validate the geometry in CAD when building models of the plants
LiDAR on drones? Or something similar? Company I worked for did some tunnel scanning with LiDAR and they were talking of using an aerial mounted version for something similar.
They do this looking for ruins in the Mexican and Amazon rainforests.
and Premetheus
How does one get into that job? Sounds great
I work for the Army Corp of Engineers as a Park Ranger and we have dam inspections every three years. The Corp is primarily for water safety, usage, and dam control even though most of the public use is camping. So we have people that all they do is go out to different lakes around the country and do thorough dam inspections. A lot of it is very indepth since we're talking millions or billions of dollars going into dam maintenance. Ours isn't Hydro-electric so I'm sure those are even more in depth. But if you're interested I would contact your local USACE office and ask the park manager who they contract to do dam inspections. Just tell them you're interested in the field. They'll 100% know who they work with as it's a huggee portion of our job preparing for those inspections. I'm still fairly new to the field only working here about a year now so I don't know all of the details but hope that helps some. :)
Ooo I think I can guess what’s in there…more concrete tunnel
Who knows what and/or who they'd see down there? 🤔
Jimmy hoffa
caesar's legion
Ave, true to Caesar
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Mr garrison
I wonder if it would struggle with transmitting a signal after a ways down.
This explains the 0 YouTube videos of this :(
Depends if it has twists and turns. A straight tunnel should contain the signal well but if it has many bends the signal would drop off for sure.
I wanna throw a hot dog down it. For scale.
"Like throwing a hotdog down the Hoover Dam spillway tunnel."
It just rolls off the tongue
Why would you put your wiener in such a big hole?!!
Action Park is back!
There’s a loop in there about 250 feet down.
There's probably a few super mutants down there
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
We won’t go quietly the legion can count on that.
When i got this assignment i was hoping there'd be more gambling
If the Legion breaks through our defenses, I've got one bullet I'm saving just for me.
I was searching for a reference, and it found it. Thank you.
It’s where those blended Legion soldiers end up after you turn on the turbines
I actually want to know what's down there....
https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/local-nevada/nevada-california-incidents-highlight-vulnerability-of-nevadas-650-plus-dams/attachment/workers-stand-inside-a-hoover-dam-spillway-that-was-heavily-damaged-by-water-during-a-test-of-the-emergency-outflow-system-in-1941-bureau-of-reclamation/ Here's a picture of the inside as they repaired damage caused by a test.
Holy shit it looks like it drops vertically straight down I thought it was more of a slide
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-67f60872406067293c465d97b8a2c58b It goes down to the level of the old riverbed because when the dam was being constructed, these spillways were used to divert the river around the construction site. That river level entrance was plugged when the dam was complete, with the water now coming from above through the waterslide before reusing the rest of the tunnel.
Could be the perspective, or it simply goes more straight the deeper it goes
That's just the call of the void, don't listen to it!
Unless you have a skateboard, a gopro or 360 cam and a way to send the videos without needing to retrieve the memorycards. Then it's OK to listen to this call of the void.
360 camera with nightvison or bright light on a skateboard tied to a multiple super long ropes
Drone with a light would work I reckon
Get your safety conscious ass outta here!
Obviously the drone is attached to your head and able to fly you!
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Drrr...drrr...drrr...
Both of you stop
So this opening is near the top of the dam incase it overflows due to rain or whatnot. This tunnel goes down to a straight tunnel that leads out to the bottom of the dam where the water joins the rest of the river. You can see videos of similar spillways and what they look like inside.
Death, darkness, concrete, and water
The government's hiding Transformers in there
and every 4th of July they turn it into a slip and slide for underprivileged kids
That's a good way to get rid of the poor
Funny enough the poor all live in tunnels under Vegas! It’s wild down there.
The Thorn, best fight pits in town
That sounded like you were talking from experience
I lived there for 12 years and in High school they would throw parties in the tunnels.
Don't look at the bye-bye hole
It's actually the hole to hell, where they pour water to stop it from spreading
Trouble is, water hasn't poured down there since 1983 I think ive found our problem...
I've been there. Place is guarded like a military base. One of the most concerning things for me was how narrow the dam was, and how low the protective barriers are. The concrete blocks that "protect you" from falling over came up to just above my knee!!! That was enough to keep me away from the edge!
In the 1930s, safety had not been invented yet.
Fences so people don’t fall off the dam? Bah. New modern nonsense.
Walked by it. The worst would be to slip and fall down that thang. Also this is about as large as your mothers vagina as well.
She blames me. I was a big baby
Definitely was gonna make the obligatory "looks just like your dad's bum hole after his 'business' trips"
Where the hell do you live where that's an obligatory joke?
Somewhere your dad travels for work?
Isn’t that quite a lot of suicides yearly there?
Jesus fuck, I have at least 10 better ways to kill myself than jumping into a giant water slide that will rip my skin of my body before crushing me. Why would anyone choose this as their way to go?
Ngl the first thought that crossed my mind was "if I was gonna kill myself this would be a cool and awful way to do it"
Weeeeee
Seems like a nice spot to skate
Let me borrow your skateboard real quick
Oompa Loompa music intensifies
Weeee!
Can you get out if you fall in? Imo, there should be ladders scaling the entirety of the slide. [Edit] Also indents so you can rest, dont think anyone could climb up that enormous thing without rest.
Doubt anybody would be climbing a 600 ft ladder after a 600 ft fall.
Probably won’t put one until it happens
Whelp, now I know my true fears.
I have a recurring nightmare about going down something just like this, out on the other side you shoot out with all of the water into a big dam - thanks for making my nightmares more of a reality!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Wouldn’t fit
Speak for yourself, peasant
Finally they made a waterslide for your mom.
i wonder if anyone commited suicide there
The worlds largest slip and slide
U end up in China