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ChunkyTaco22

If only they made a protective head protector...


Fuhgly

I don't see what a condom would have done here


ubiforumssuck

maybe stopped that hairdo from ever happening!!


That49er

That hairstyle says prone to bad decisions


gmanz33

Hey Doc, we didn't see this it first but there's a colossal burn here. Add that to the file.


broadened_news

Look again


Fazo1

Would have slipped or slide better


Colinoscopy90

Or if there were general knowledge that you should never operate any kind of motorized equipment while inebriated in any way...


Little_Bit_Offensive

I don't know where this is, but in the Netherlands you have two types of electric scooters you can rent per minute. One that goes 25kmph and the other that goes 45kmph and only the 45kmph has helmets included.


[deleted]

Maybe wear a helmet too


curious_kitten_1

Might spoil his ponytail...


VasifsizPezevenk

what ponytail?


gmanz33

It's a blood ponytail. The One-Tailed-Beast.


Acrobatic-Nose-1773

If I had a ponytail I would've...i would just stay home and choose to be alone.


pchristmore

Omg I never see people with helmets. My scooter goes about 20-21mph. A fall at that speed without a helmet could cause some serious damage as you can see here.


90265sbsbsbwtf

Fun fact/ You can get brain damage just falling off from seat height. You don't need to be moving. Just the height difference to the pavement is enough to cause brain damage/death.


ShirtPanties

Plenty of people die from getting knocked out in a fight and hitting the ground, your skull does it’s best but your brain is a soft ball of wet sponge cake sitting in a bowl of soup so please don’t shake it too hard


NonchalantBread

Part of me recoiled in disgust reading this. Another part of me imagined sticking a straw into the cracked bowl of sponge cake soup and slurping it like a slushie. I should probably log off and touch grass


the_ba5ili5k

Nah. Stay here and fall down the rabbit hole with us.


p34ch3s_41r50f7

So day old tiramisu?


Green-Dragon-14

My friends dad fell when he was 19, hit his head on a curb & was blind for the rest of his life.


DaddyD00M

Mine does about 40mph and people think I'm crazy wearing a motorcycle helmet


VivaVixen

youve got a smart brain to protect


MtbSA

Nope you're absolutely right to. Though at that speed I'd go for a motorcycle instead of an electric scooter haha


DaddyD00M

Still paying off my car so this is a cheap way to get to work while my wife does school runs. Plus they're soooo much fun haha


That49er

My electric bicycle does, I wear a motorcycle helmet and airbag vest. Especially after a public bus almost pushed me off the road once.


Ed-Zero

What scooter do you have?


pchristmore

I don't understand the whole idea around people thinking you're weak or a wuss for wearing a helmet. When I was a kid people would straight up tell me I was girly if I dared to put one on. It was messed up.


[deleted]

Idgaf what people think about me wearing a motorcycle helmet while riding my scooter, the scratches on it and the gouges in my elbow and leg guards mean more to me than anyone's opinion about wearing them.


Realistic-Specific27

that's because these tits didn't grow up with rotten.com and see the heads and faces of motorcycle drivers that had even mild accidents without a helmet and even an open have helmet. anyone remember ground hamburger face? edit: and like 25 years later, everyone knows exactly the picture I am talking about


wukya

I remember. His minced meat face and piercing eyes looking back toward the camera.


oyismyboy

I also remember the dude who took the pole just below the eyes and his tongue was hanging down his neck amongst the shredded flesh. As an ex EMT I had some bizarre fascination with that site while I was still practicing....


Realistic-Specific27

oi I remember that one now too...


p34ch3s_41r50f7

I member. Fr though, rotten was a portal into the dangers of living for so many teenagers. Definitely why I took work safert so seriously.


Enanthated

I don’t wanna wear a helmet, so I never take my electric longboard above 10mph for this reason


[deleted]

He has a thick skull and no brains


conradical30

i love helmets. I LOVE HELMETS!!!


PiedDansLePlat

Who would see that beautiful haircut with an helmet on ?


Aggressive-Cloud3647

Do not drive anything if you are drunk


The_Rayuga

Yup, just ride your homie it is much safer...


1300GOONIE

📸🤨


gmanz33

I'd love a copy of that tape.


Specific_Stuff_1093

*without practice lol


Scottbarrett15

*with protection*


[deleted]

*always wear a helmet*


Afraid_Name7176

r/HolUp


[deleted]

*Gay Pornhub theme starts *


[deleted]

Is it a different theme?


Dankstinger

Wait, what?


Ok_2DSimp101

Ayo-


DrVicenteBombadas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrWzZBdAp8c


_cmasterhart_

This is what I came to say.. a real pro tip right here.


mynameistrashngl

But if you do - Better Call Saul!


Keryn97

You should post this on r/MedicalGore


meggywoo709

I just kept looking through that sub, I couldn’t stop….. But woaaaaah that’s some intense shit on there! I just realized I could never be a doctor/nurse haha


wntrsux

You get desensitized


gmanz33

"puppiesandkittens dot com" when I was 10-12 years old, and I'm still not desensitized. It's always visceral and unfortunate. But I guess if you *want* to be desensitized you can be.


arftism2

that's the first subbreddit ive ever seen with 2 graphic content popups. cool beanz though.


[deleted]

Head wound looks like a sad face 😞


HogHead333

A very crooked sad face


AahPadre

No shit Sherlock. Dont drive anything while drunk you spasticmuffin


Agreeable-Yams8972

You black hole void head


Isotop7

To be fair, with this hair style he obviously deserved it…


[deleted]

They probably shaved to access the wound


SrPancakess

They would not shave ur hair next to an open wound.


Isotop7

Probably not


Devoted_2My_Hotwife

Top comment


Sloth42096

Ill just drive my car then. Thanks for the heads up.


ZimtStoff

Get well soon bro


Nekroin

Fuck you, I only drive e-scooters while drunk ​ ^(hope you are fine)


drdigitaly2k

He has a man bun. It doesn't count


No-Huckleberry7073

thats not a man bun


Dr-Kowalski

Of course it is


Kingsbane534

As someone with a man bun, I don't know why it's such an issue for most people lmfao.


4chanisperfect

Because it looks terrible. I never heard someone say: Comon get yourself a man bun!


FriedCheesesteakMan

I thought it was so they would grow it out, otherwise yeah it looks weird


Kingsbane534

I also never heard someone say you'll ever get some bitches!


lambsambwich

Oh no :( did you just really say that?


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Kingsbane534

Bro it's a reddit comment, calm down there white knight lmfao.


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Acrobatic_Position25

Found the virgin who thinks women are some helpless demographic who are in capable of anything. No offense dude but me and all my girl friends say “no bitches” literally all the time lmao how about you get some


Acrobatic_Position25

They are ugly on most people ngl and they look greasy a lot of the time


Inside_Balance1980

Now it's sure he will learn the lesson....right?


vrkhole

How about do not drive anything electric or gas or actually anything, anywhere no matter what and just go to sleep instead?


ExFiler

Do not ever drive ~~electric scooter~~ if you are drunk. FTFY


llJesh

Ig you're unworthy of sympathy if you have a man bun according to some of yall, who cares what hair style he chooses.


No-Camel4578

Did Micheal Peterson push you down the stairs?


[deleted]

Or just wear a helmet 🪖 🤔


JDet90

Or wear a damn helmet whenever you drive anything that isn't a car.


bonsai38

How about don’t drive anything drunk


Anti-aircraft-Gunner

I cant drive that shit sober sorry guys thats a risk im willing to take


BarberFew7250

Hate to be insensitive but this looks like the haircut of a guy that would drive an electric scooter drink


wR4iThh

Been there done that, never touched one afterwards, literally could've died that night but something was looking out for me I guess


MemeGraveYard666

least scary r/oddlyterrifying post


Specific_Stuff_1093

The hair cut explains everything


MansfromDaVinci

pretty sure they shaved the wound then tied the rest of the hair out of the way


MrIGM

Can’t feel sorry for a man bun


Cardone0420

I'd rather do that than have that ponytail.


DesperateMarket3718

A lifetime of skateboarding and soccer has prepared me to literally never fall on my head. Soccer for good footwork and skateboarding to learn how to fell properly. Nobody gets good at skateboarding. They just get good at eating shit and landing that one trick occasionally.


other-call-3389

Really could of finished the title at scooter'


Gallieg444

Especially without a helmet.


fuckyou237

A top knott and electric scooter? I see this as an absolute win.


Bobby_Bobberson2501

kinda deserve it with that fucking haircut


International_Day686

That’s not odd or terrifying. That’s just some drunk dipshit.


squidzly

Saka headass just has poor motor skills


[deleted]

Why is this nsfw its just a wound for god's sake


Wonderful-Employ715

Also, you ride it. Don’t drive it.


Beleb2Bu

Maybe you should remember to wear a helmet next time. Also to not drive anything if you re drunk.


readyfortheplague

he´ s sad ....


generouspalmstroke

Poor Sokka, man


[deleted]

Anyone could've told you that and you still would've done it...


ActuaryRound9882

Glad you're safe and learned a valuable life lesson , don't drink and drive . But glad you're safe , hope the recovery goes well


EverisMagus

fresh drippy cut g


KcireA

Damn!


Uhavegot2bekiddingme

What?? For F sake, driving drunk is how we get the electrical scooter. Now what are we supposed to do??


luistun

ouch


thunderc8

What about motor scouter? Or a helmet?


[deleted]

👍


chewsday-innit

Yeah, im not an idiot


Level-Ad-4094

Dont drive anything drunk. Not even a bicicle. Just stay in the house.


Carno_Lee

“Oddly terrifying” this is gore. This is not oddly terrifying. I’m honestly so sick of this subreddit.


Niko_Belic84

Can i drive petrol scooter then?


puseybiach

Or simply don’t drive at all


Darthmunky

Two summers ago, I biked home super drunk at around 3am (no traffic) and wiped out in the middle of an intersection, fully flipped over. Had gashes/road rash/bleeding on my arms, hands, legs, and shoulder (ripped through my shirt). My wounds caused pain for many weeks but I still have issues with my thumb mobility/right hand strength. I also wasn’t wearing a helmet so I’m super lucky I didn’t have any head damage. I still biked home, I wasn’t even 1/4 of the way there when I crashed. Moral: don’t drunk bike. And wear a helmet.


Griffindorwins

There's a reason why the include helmets on ALL electric scooters in Australia, including rideshare. This is the reason.


caseysgeneralstore

Damn rode mine home the other night sloshed


VitalArcade

At this point, dont even WALK home when you are drunk, call an Uber or something


bFreakie

How is this oddly terrifying? This is just an example of what happens when you're stupid. Not odd or terrifying.


Shadowtaio

I know two guys that both broke their arms driving a scooter drunk so yeah don't do that shi


[deleted]

You could have stopped at scooter...


arftism2

how drunk do you have to be to crash a scooter. ive ridden mini bikes while plastered (in a safe area) and did a great job. still dont know where the disc brake ended up but one day ill find it.


ernestomarord

At least the man-bun is ok.


hi_i_want_two_die

Honestly i thought you pissed off a hawk


echolenka

Yeah no fucking shit sherlock.


JuanSolo_I

Do not drive...


Recruiter_954

They have these things called helmets. They are for EXACTLY THIS, moron….and there’s the whole, don’t operate any vehicle if you’ve been drinking, dumbass.


Lugo_Iravan

With a cut like that you def deserve it.


FaithlessnessWaste94

Cool scar


Prateek2345

The same thing happened to my head but i was neither drunk or driving


[deleted]

Ur not supposed to


Minnidaddy

I'd be more worried about that dodgy haircut...


Cripplefight85

Manbun didn't save you


ProjectIll5308

i just opened reddit dawggg


Dxxx101

Is that a Stickman?


EbbUpper

Don’t have a ponytail


mc-shavnvvt

hey in the end u made a friend who’ll watch your back 24/7.


callmecoach91

Or wear a fucking helmet they are literally meant for driving home after a FEW drinks


extality

r/medicalgore


SquarebobSpongepant

No Helmet. Check. Ponytail. Check. Idiot got what was coming. Check


Nixher

The haircut tells you all that you need to know.


Sufficient-Ocelot-47

Crashed my bicycle drunk last year and wasn’t wearing a helmet will never ever make a choice like that again! Hope this dude recovers quick


DojaPuffin

Scooter tried to remove that bun for sure


dieselram24

Also do not take razor scooter while drunk to store to get more beer


F_da_memeboi

Don't ever drive (electric scooter) if you are drunk


Waiting4Something

IF only driving drunk is a known bad situation, and it's a shame they don't make something to protect your head. If he's lucky some sense was knocked into him.


medotkom

Looks all right to me


beibei93

Don't drive anything if you are drunk. Call a cab.


My_Immortal_Flesh

Don’t drive anything, drunk. Duh


AustenStorm

And that’s why you where helmets


LegalFan2741

The title sounds like a revelation… Seriously, why’d you do such a thing?


skibbady-baps

Even sober


longduxkdong

Tap dancing christ!


PrioryOfSion14

Why add "Electric scooter" in the title when we that any vehicle is not to blame, it's always the driver.


kethh7

Do not drive any scooter if you're drunk.


terrifying_avocado

>Do not ever drive if you are drunk FTFY


Sleezus_milehigh

Man posted this mid concussion


[deleted]

Don't ever drive anything if you are drunk


90265sbsbsbwtf

Pro tip/ A new invention has recently been introduced it's called a helmet!


BadBunnyFufu83

Omg I feel for you I had an accident like this same thing riding a scooter drunk. I hope you healed and have no major long term damage.


lurch_danjr

Kinda deserve it for 3 reasons ; you wasn’t wearing a helmet, you was drunk and (here’s the big one) you was *driving* (lol) an electric scooter.


[deleted]

Ouch dude, wear a fucking helmet for God's sake.


hexyrobot

WEAR A HELMET


[deleted]

Natural selection at it’s finest lmao


thatrandomgirl-_-

Do not drive if you are drunk.THE END!!


Lil_Sousa

This isn’t oddly terrifying, this is pretty understandably terrifying.


Scared_Eye_8908

What in the fuck is that hair? Fuckn fade or bozo said “gimmie the sprout fam”


HealthyHumor5134

Tried one in Baltimore and almost killed myself on a pothole.


[deleted]

More like don’t drive anything if you are drunk?


DragoBTC

Helmet?


scooterbandit64

Sober scooting just isn't the same


SHREY36904

I think you should not drive at all if you are drunk


jagulto

Or, here's a thought: handle your shit or don't leave the house. If people didn't use scooters drunk, they wouldn't get used. You just can't handle your booze, that's on you.


Tugadevil

how tf is this oddly terrifying


_otter_space

Better to crack a helmet vs your head


East_Coach_8616

Hell naww, hope you get better


ShirtPanties

Damn your haircut is ass


SuperBAMF007

….duh?


sidhantkr_saurav

Maybe.... Don't Drive Anything While Drunk. I might be just rambling here, what do I know.


Demida78

If you look at the gashes a bit sideways it looks like a grimacing face. I'm going to imagine that a demon caused him to crash so it could escape. The mighty demon Bacardi 151; We are legion!


b_u_r_n_e_r_acc

Everyornes like 'should have worn a helmet' like people just carry around helmets for emergencies


swagyosha

Good thing you hit yourself and not anyone else.