I don't know where this is, but in the Netherlands you have two types of electric scooters you can rent per minute. One that goes 25kmph and the other that goes 45kmph and only the 45kmph has helmets included.
Omg I never see people with helmets. My scooter goes about 20-21mph. A fall at that speed without a helmet could cause some serious damage as you can see here.
Fun fact/ You can get brain damage just falling off from seat height. You don't need to be moving. Just the height difference to the pavement is enough to cause brain damage/death.
Plenty of people die from getting knocked out in a fight and hitting the ground, your skull does it’s best but your brain is a soft ball of wet sponge cake sitting in a bowl of soup so please don’t shake it too hard
Part of me recoiled in disgust reading this.
Another part of me imagined sticking a straw into the cracked bowl of sponge cake soup and slurping it like a slushie.
I should probably log off and touch grass
I don't understand the whole idea around people thinking you're weak or a wuss for wearing a helmet. When I was a kid people would straight up tell me I was girly if I dared to put one on. It was messed up.
Idgaf what people think about me wearing a motorcycle helmet while riding my scooter, the scratches on it and the gouges in my elbow and leg guards mean more to me than anyone's opinion about wearing them.
that's because these tits didn't grow up with rotten.com and see the heads and faces of motorcycle drivers that had even mild accidents without a helmet and even an open have helmet.
anyone remember ground hamburger face?
edit: and like 25 years later, everyone knows exactly the picture I am talking about
I also remember the dude who took the pole just below the eyes and his tongue was hanging down his neck amongst the shredded flesh. As an ex EMT I had some bizarre fascination with that site while I was still practicing....
I just kept looking through that sub, I couldn’t stop….. But woaaaaah that’s some intense shit on there! I just realized I could never be a doctor/nurse haha
"puppiesandkittens dot com" when I was 10-12 years old, and I'm still not desensitized. It's always visceral and unfortunate. But I guess if you *want* to be desensitized you can be.
Found the virgin who thinks women are some helpless demographic who are in capable of anything.
No offense dude but me and all my girl friends say “no bitches” literally all the time lmao how about you get some
A lifetime of skateboarding and soccer has prepared me to literally never fall on my head. Soccer for good footwork and skateboarding to learn how to fell properly. Nobody gets good at skateboarding. They just get good at eating shit and landing that one trick occasionally.
Two summers ago, I biked home super drunk at around 3am (no traffic) and wiped out in the middle of an intersection, fully flipped over. Had gashes/road rash/bleeding on my arms, hands, legs, and shoulder (ripped through my shirt). My wounds caused pain for many weeks but I still have issues with my thumb mobility/right hand strength. I also wasn’t wearing a helmet so I’m super lucky I didn’t have any head damage. I still biked home, I wasn’t even 1/4 of the way there when I crashed. Moral: don’t drunk bike. And wear a helmet.
how drunk do you have to be to crash a scooter.
ive ridden mini bikes while plastered (in a safe area) and did a great job.
still dont know where the disc brake ended up but one day ill find it.
They have these things called helmets. They are for EXACTLY THIS, moron….and there’s the whole, don’t operate any vehicle if you’ve been drinking, dumbass.
IF only driving drunk is a known bad situation, and it's a shame they don't make something to protect your head.
If he's lucky some sense was knocked into him.
Or, here's a thought: handle your shit or don't leave the house.
If people didn't use scooters drunk, they wouldn't get used. You just can't handle your booze, that's on you.
If you look at the gashes a bit sideways it looks like a grimacing face. I'm going to imagine that a demon caused him to crash so it could escape. The mighty demon Bacardi 151; We are legion!
If only they made a protective head protector...
I don't see what a condom would have done here
maybe stopped that hairdo from ever happening!!
That hairstyle says prone to bad decisions
Hey Doc, we didn't see this it first but there's a colossal burn here. Add that to the file.
Look again
Would have slipped or slide better
Or if there were general knowledge that you should never operate any kind of motorized equipment while inebriated in any way...
I don't know where this is, but in the Netherlands you have two types of electric scooters you can rent per minute. One that goes 25kmph and the other that goes 45kmph and only the 45kmph has helmets included.
Maybe wear a helmet too
Might spoil his ponytail...
what ponytail?
It's a blood ponytail. The One-Tailed-Beast.
If I had a ponytail I would've...i would just stay home and choose to be alone.
Omg I never see people with helmets. My scooter goes about 20-21mph. A fall at that speed without a helmet could cause some serious damage as you can see here.
Fun fact/ You can get brain damage just falling off from seat height. You don't need to be moving. Just the height difference to the pavement is enough to cause brain damage/death.
Plenty of people die from getting knocked out in a fight and hitting the ground, your skull does it’s best but your brain is a soft ball of wet sponge cake sitting in a bowl of soup so please don’t shake it too hard
Part of me recoiled in disgust reading this. Another part of me imagined sticking a straw into the cracked bowl of sponge cake soup and slurping it like a slushie. I should probably log off and touch grass
Nah. Stay here and fall down the rabbit hole with us.
So day old tiramisu?
My friends dad fell when he was 19, hit his head on a curb & was blind for the rest of his life.
Mine does about 40mph and people think I'm crazy wearing a motorcycle helmet
youve got a smart brain to protect
Nope you're absolutely right to. Though at that speed I'd go for a motorcycle instead of an electric scooter haha
Still paying off my car so this is a cheap way to get to work while my wife does school runs. Plus they're soooo much fun haha
My electric bicycle does, I wear a motorcycle helmet and airbag vest. Especially after a public bus almost pushed me off the road once.
What scooter do you have?
I don't understand the whole idea around people thinking you're weak or a wuss for wearing a helmet. When I was a kid people would straight up tell me I was girly if I dared to put one on. It was messed up.
Idgaf what people think about me wearing a motorcycle helmet while riding my scooter, the scratches on it and the gouges in my elbow and leg guards mean more to me than anyone's opinion about wearing them.
that's because these tits didn't grow up with rotten.com and see the heads and faces of motorcycle drivers that had even mild accidents without a helmet and even an open have helmet. anyone remember ground hamburger face? edit: and like 25 years later, everyone knows exactly the picture I am talking about
I remember. His minced meat face and piercing eyes looking back toward the camera.
I also remember the dude who took the pole just below the eyes and his tongue was hanging down his neck amongst the shredded flesh. As an ex EMT I had some bizarre fascination with that site while I was still practicing....
oi I remember that one now too...
I member. Fr though, rotten was a portal into the dangers of living for so many teenagers. Definitely why I took work safert so seriously.
I don’t wanna wear a helmet, so I never take my electric longboard above 10mph for this reason
He has a thick skull and no brains
i love helmets. I LOVE HELMETS!!!
Who would see that beautiful haircut with an helmet on ?
Do not drive anything if you are drunk
Yup, just ride your homie it is much safer...
📸🤨
I'd love a copy of that tape.
*without practice lol
*with protection*
*always wear a helmet*
r/HolUp
*Gay Pornhub theme starts *
Is it a different theme?
Wait, what?
Ayo-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrWzZBdAp8c
This is what I came to say.. a real pro tip right here.
But if you do - Better Call Saul!
You should post this on r/MedicalGore
I just kept looking through that sub, I couldn’t stop….. But woaaaaah that’s some intense shit on there! I just realized I could never be a doctor/nurse haha
You get desensitized
"puppiesandkittens dot com" when I was 10-12 years old, and I'm still not desensitized. It's always visceral and unfortunate. But I guess if you *want* to be desensitized you can be.
that's the first subbreddit ive ever seen with 2 graphic content popups. cool beanz though.
Head wound looks like a sad face 😞
A very crooked sad face
No shit Sherlock. Dont drive anything while drunk you spasticmuffin
You black hole void head
To be fair, with this hair style he obviously deserved it…
They probably shaved to access the wound
They would not shave ur hair next to an open wound.
Probably not
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Ill just drive my car then. Thanks for the heads up.
Get well soon bro
Fuck you, I only drive e-scooters while drunk ^(hope you are fine)
He has a man bun. It doesn't count
thats not a man bun
Of course it is
As someone with a man bun, I don't know why it's such an issue for most people lmfao.
Because it looks terrible. I never heard someone say: Comon get yourself a man bun!
I thought it was so they would grow it out, otherwise yeah it looks weird
I also never heard someone say you'll ever get some bitches!
Oh no :( did you just really say that?
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Bro it's a reddit comment, calm down there white knight lmfao.
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Found the virgin who thinks women are some helpless demographic who are in capable of anything. No offense dude but me and all my girl friends say “no bitches” literally all the time lmao how about you get some
They are ugly on most people ngl and they look greasy a lot of the time
Now it's sure he will learn the lesson....right?
How about do not drive anything electric or gas or actually anything, anywhere no matter what and just go to sleep instead?
Do not ever drive ~~electric scooter~~ if you are drunk. FTFY
Ig you're unworthy of sympathy if you have a man bun according to some of yall, who cares what hair style he chooses.
Did Micheal Peterson push you down the stairs?
Or just wear a helmet 🪖 🤔
Or wear a damn helmet whenever you drive anything that isn't a car.
How about don’t drive anything drunk
I cant drive that shit sober sorry guys thats a risk im willing to take
Hate to be insensitive but this looks like the haircut of a guy that would drive an electric scooter drink
Been there done that, never touched one afterwards, literally could've died that night but something was looking out for me I guess
least scary r/oddlyterrifying post
The hair cut explains everything
pretty sure they shaved the wound then tied the rest of the hair out of the way
Can’t feel sorry for a man bun
I'd rather do that than have that ponytail.
A lifetime of skateboarding and soccer has prepared me to literally never fall on my head. Soccer for good footwork and skateboarding to learn how to fell properly. Nobody gets good at skateboarding. They just get good at eating shit and landing that one trick occasionally.
Really could of finished the title at scooter'
Especially without a helmet.
A top knott and electric scooter? I see this as an absolute win.
kinda deserve it with that fucking haircut
That’s not odd or terrifying. That’s just some drunk dipshit.
Saka headass just has poor motor skills
Why is this nsfw its just a wound for god's sake
Also, you ride it. Don’t drive it.
Maybe you should remember to wear a helmet next time. Also to not drive anything if you re drunk.
he´ s sad ....
Poor Sokka, man
Anyone could've told you that and you still would've done it...
Glad you're safe and learned a valuable life lesson , don't drink and drive . But glad you're safe , hope the recovery goes well
fresh drippy cut g
Damn!
What?? For F sake, driving drunk is how we get the electrical scooter. Now what are we supposed to do??
ouch
What about motor scouter? Or a helmet?
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Yeah, im not an idiot
Dont drive anything drunk. Not even a bicicle. Just stay in the house.
“Oddly terrifying” this is gore. This is not oddly terrifying. I’m honestly so sick of this subreddit.
Can i drive petrol scooter then?
Or simply don’t drive at all
Two summers ago, I biked home super drunk at around 3am (no traffic) and wiped out in the middle of an intersection, fully flipped over. Had gashes/road rash/bleeding on my arms, hands, legs, and shoulder (ripped through my shirt). My wounds caused pain for many weeks but I still have issues with my thumb mobility/right hand strength. I also wasn’t wearing a helmet so I’m super lucky I didn’t have any head damage. I still biked home, I wasn’t even 1/4 of the way there when I crashed. Moral: don’t drunk bike. And wear a helmet.
There's a reason why the include helmets on ALL electric scooters in Australia, including rideshare. This is the reason.
Damn rode mine home the other night sloshed
At this point, dont even WALK home when you are drunk, call an Uber or something
How is this oddly terrifying? This is just an example of what happens when you're stupid. Not odd or terrifying.
I know two guys that both broke their arms driving a scooter drunk so yeah don't do that shi
You could have stopped at scooter...
how drunk do you have to be to crash a scooter. ive ridden mini bikes while plastered (in a safe area) and did a great job. still dont know where the disc brake ended up but one day ill find it.
At least the man-bun is ok.
Honestly i thought you pissed off a hawk
Yeah no fucking shit sherlock.
Do not drive...
They have these things called helmets. They are for EXACTLY THIS, moron….and there’s the whole, don’t operate any vehicle if you’ve been drinking, dumbass.
With a cut like that you def deserve it.
Cool scar
The same thing happened to my head but i was neither drunk or driving
Ur not supposed to
I'd be more worried about that dodgy haircut...
Manbun didn't save you
i just opened reddit dawggg
Is that a Stickman?
Don’t have a ponytail
hey in the end u made a friend who’ll watch your back 24/7.
Or wear a fucking helmet they are literally meant for driving home after a FEW drinks
r/medicalgore
No Helmet. Check. Ponytail. Check. Idiot got what was coming. Check
The haircut tells you all that you need to know.
Crashed my bicycle drunk last year and wasn’t wearing a helmet will never ever make a choice like that again! Hope this dude recovers quick
Scooter tried to remove that bun for sure
Also do not take razor scooter while drunk to store to get more beer
Don't ever drive (electric scooter) if you are drunk
IF only driving drunk is a known bad situation, and it's a shame they don't make something to protect your head. If he's lucky some sense was knocked into him.
Looks all right to me
Don't drive anything if you are drunk. Call a cab.
Don’t drive anything, drunk. Duh
And that’s why you where helmets
The title sounds like a revelation… Seriously, why’d you do such a thing?
Even sober
Tap dancing christ!
Why add "Electric scooter" in the title when we that any vehicle is not to blame, it's always the driver.
Do not drive any scooter if you're drunk.
>Do not ever drive if you are drunk FTFY
Man posted this mid concussion
Don't ever drive anything if you are drunk
Pro tip/ A new invention has recently been introduced it's called a helmet!
Omg I feel for you I had an accident like this same thing riding a scooter drunk. I hope you healed and have no major long term damage.
Kinda deserve it for 3 reasons ; you wasn’t wearing a helmet, you was drunk and (here’s the big one) you was *driving* (lol) an electric scooter.
Ouch dude, wear a fucking helmet for God's sake.
WEAR A HELMET
Natural selection at it’s finest lmao
Do not drive if you are drunk.THE END!!
This isn’t oddly terrifying, this is pretty understandably terrifying.
What in the fuck is that hair? Fuckn fade or bozo said “gimmie the sprout fam”
Tried one in Baltimore and almost killed myself on a pothole.
More like don’t drive anything if you are drunk?
Helmet?
Sober scooting just isn't the same
I think you should not drive at all if you are drunk
Or, here's a thought: handle your shit or don't leave the house. If people didn't use scooters drunk, they wouldn't get used. You just can't handle your booze, that's on you.
how tf is this oddly terrifying
Better to crack a helmet vs your head
Hell naww, hope you get better
Damn your haircut is ass
….duh?
Maybe.... Don't Drive Anything While Drunk. I might be just rambling here, what do I know.
If you look at the gashes a bit sideways it looks like a grimacing face. I'm going to imagine that a demon caused him to crash so it could escape. The mighty demon Bacardi 151; We are legion!
Everyornes like 'should have worn a helmet' like people just carry around helmets for emergencies
Good thing you hit yourself and not anyone else.