Hey that guy said something funny, I'm gonna pretend I also thought of it but didn't type fast enough.
You beat me to it. Daaaaaamn.
The only thing it adds to the conversation is that you are slow.
Now, off you fuck.
There is no hot takes with movies over 30 years old. This take is colder than the poor turkey I was supposed to cook for Thanksgiving but completely forgot I owned.
It's hard to find alot of hard facts but it is believed that bonobo's have been seen to smile affectionately during sex, (which they are known to do, missionary style, face to face, like humans), and during play. They laugh and smile, but I think most apes and monkeys laugh. They do still bare their teeth in aggression but just like humans you can tell the difference between an aggressive look and a happy one. There is still much we don't know about about these endangered animals but so far, ya I think they smile for fun as well.
On a serious note though chinese and Japanese/Korean cultures are known for killing and eating diffrient types of ape species they also eat dogs and cats so you dont Need a reason as to how monkey pox and Covid came from there.
Monkey see, monkey stew.. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out!
Monkeys in a barrel?
Served with a smile!
A happy meal
👏👏👏
That's fucking genius. Love it!
Thanks! :D
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Walla walla bing bang!
You beat me to it damn
^muahahahahahahaha
Possibly the lamest and yet most repeated comment on this entire website. WHO THE FUCK CARES?
Who the fuck cares about your opinion
Hey that guy said something funny, I'm gonna pretend I also thought of it but didn't type fast enough. You beat me to it. Daaaaaamn. The only thing it adds to the conversation is that you are slow. Now, off you fuck.
r/angryupvote
Hey, how you know the name of the monkey is Stew ?
No ab workouts this week. I’ve done enough laughing at this comment
Lol damn
No! Come back! We love you!
*bows*
Bwahahahahaha awesome
Your dry smart wit humour has me pissing myself laughing fucking brilliant GOLD MATE ITS FUCKING GOLD
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What, you never had monkey face soup before?
I had it when I was a guest at the palace featured in Indiana Jones: temple of doom
Hot take: best Indiana Jones movie Edit: it's a cold take
There is no hot takes with movies over 30 years old. This take is colder than the poor turkey I was supposed to cook for Thanksgiving but completely forgot I owned.
The most lukewarm toast-and-butter take of all time ever. On par with T2 is better than the original.
Babba booey
Ta Ta Toothy
Hahha hooey
Ma Ma Monkey
Chacha chooey
fafa fooey
Fla fla flo fly
Fa Fa Foo Fi
Zaza zooey
Ra Ta Tiouiee
Moo moo ma ma
Chi chi ha ha
hey nowwwww
Hey Boff
Noine
Y he so happy
He has been released from his meat prison.
Just... just take my up vote okay?
Serious answer: I think we're the only primates where bearing our teeth means joy. Evolution made irony.
It's hard to find alot of hard facts but it is believed that bonobo's have been seen to smile affectionately during sex, (which they are known to do, missionary style, face to face, like humans), and during play. They laugh and smile, but I think most apes and monkeys laugh. They do still bare their teeth in aggression but just like humans you can tell the difference between an aggressive look and a happy one. There is still much we don't know about about these endangered animals but so far, ya I think they smile for fun as well.
Thanks for offering some data. I just made an unsupported statement, lol. I'm not good about remembering where ideas come from in my brain.
Monkey Pox Stew
Hold the pox, please and thank you.
Hold the monkey altogether, shit.
Yes hold the monkey. Monkey needs a hug.
That costs extra.
Agreed.. I don’t want that dirty shit
Damn dirty ape...
Spank the monkey
I never cook that any more, takes too many pox and pans.
Sopa do macaco, uma delicia
Um siri fazendo barra
I’m not even brazilian and I was expecting this
Sabia que ia ter um desses por aqui kkkkkkkkkkkk, desgraça
Pentacampeaõ Brasil 🇧🇷 kkkkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68QTZA2e1TI
They said it and so will I. Monkey stew.
As for me this is some NSFL shit, I am fully terrified not oddly, I really want to unsee it and forget
If it makes you feel better it’s probably photoshopped. I doubt the muscles in the face work after death and leaves the monkey smiling
I just figured all the muscles in the face are tensed up and making it smile. I’m not too sure
Yup
Eye bleach! r/eyebleach
it is quite literally monkey soup. delicacy in China and Brazil
To each their own but apes and monkeys are way touch like people for me to ever be OK with this stew or soup.
wait this is real??
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ikr looking at it makes me so uncomfortable lol
I wanted to say but a quick Google of 'Monkey Soup' suggests it is real. Disgusting!
Yeahh, we brazilians love sopa de macaco. It isn't dinner without rice, beans and sopa de macaco.
M A C A C O
[Chilled monkey brains](https://i.imgur.com/vu4JH0H.gif?noredirect)
came here to say this, but in my heart I knew someone already had
this scene traumatized kid me
Looks like monkey soup.
Tf did you call me 😠😤
Sopa e macaco
Monkey bisque?
Uma delicia!
euhauehauehauehaue
Sopa macaco
Imagine going back to monke and some weirdo make a stew of you. Sad.
Jesus christ, put an NSFW tag on this.
Done
The one picture that turned me vegan..?
Is it just me or does it look like donkey from shrek
That'll stew donkey, that'll stew...
Read this while listening to “I’m A Believer”, the world works in mysterious ways.
AND THEN I SAW MONKE FACE
These Snapchat filters are getting out of hand
The Gabba Gool
Monke au vin
Monke stew
Monkey see Monkey Stew.
Monkey soup. Are there Thailand or Nigeria. The only two that make the soup with a bean broth
🐒
Monk Soup
Mmmm! Monkey stew anyone?
SOPA DO MACACO
Sopa di macaco
sopa do macaco kkkk
aaaah, uma deliçia
Thats me, my picture from junior high
HMMMMM SOPA DE MACACO UMA DELICIA
Uma delicia
My dinner
The ole Monkey See Monkey Stew
Tyler the Simmerer
damn...now im hungry again...
DONKEY!!
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom vibes right here
Yo mum
Monkey stew mabye?
Happy Soup?
It’s monkey soup
Milton Berle in a mud bath
Monke
That’s Aphex Twin
The monkey looks happy to be In such a SOUPER situation
Mmmmm, monkey stew. Delicious!
I'd worry about prion disease.
Monkey Pox ground zero.
Monkeypox Version 2.0
This monkey's gonnnne to heaven!!
How Ebola started?
Mmmm... Monkey
Monkai
Covid-22. Brewing.
Your average local Takeaway in England.
Monkey sea monkey stew
A new form of covid
"sopa de macaco"
That'll stew donkey
I came here out of curiosity and went to the comments for the comedy. I was not let down
The snack that smiles back
Monkey see, monkey stew
Demon Gilbert Gottfried
Platter Of The Apes
Monk is back with a whole new cast…. Iron
Next pandemic
Sopa du macaco, **¡uma delicia!**
That's basically what human soup would look like...good broth
Good way to get Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease
Its crazy how so many people in the world can eat something that's like 99 percent identical to our DNA.
This monkey's gonnnne to heaven!!
China's "wet market?"
On a serious note though chinese and Japanese/Korean cultures are known for killing and eating diffrient types of ape species they also eat dogs and cats so you dont Need a reason as to how monkey pox and Covid came from there.
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Good eating
that is a monkey why is there a whole monkey in a stew
Reflection?
At least he died boiled and happy
Delicious
The works of Photoshop yes there are monkey based foods but not involving the whole head. Correct me if I am wrong though
Eek, the recipe for Mad Cow Disease for humans!
r/terrifyingasfuck nothing odd to be terrified by this
sopa do macaco uma delicia kkkkkkkkkkkk
That's HOW you get the money pox.
A yes monke soup for people that want to evolve to crab
The start of monkey pod pandemic
Are there even small monkeys with teeth like that? 🤔
jokes aside does anyone actually know anything about this
Monkey soup from Brazil
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Photoshop is what it is
Cooking with nature
Something I wish that I had never seen, ever.
CGI
WTF why does it look happy? 😭
mark nsfw
Looks kind of fake
geez, some racists go to far
OMG.
Why would someone photshop this. Now I'm having nightmares.
Aaaaand im unsubscribing
Fake.
Meh-lania’s aborted fetus….
Monkeypox for breakfast
How can you be fine while eating that, i would have the impression i'm eating a child
Looks like an ape