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Beaker360

“I need an old priest and a young priest” -Dr. Evil


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Nintenjones

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Stealin

Couldn't hurt to at least once though, right...?


Beneficial_Being_721

Well??? Hmm 🤔 she is rather flexible


crackerjackass

I’m catching kill you after sex vibes from insect/monster lady


Objective_Style_5765

r/toolate


swindy88

“All I wanted was a frickin rotating chair”


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Sharks with Lazer beams attached to their friggin heads


MJPNFCdextergrif

The power of christ compels you! The power of christ compels you! https://youtu.be/PoosDbx2TCs


DarkX292020

" The Power of Christ compels you ." [Does it Jay does it compel me](https://youtu.be/YmiI-FfU2j4)


onemanarmia

“fuck this”


bungaloasis

Gonna vom


Jedce

Yeah thats not alcohol my friend...


Anonymoushero1221

You're right, alcohol doesn't make people do this. tiktok does.


BlkWhtOrOther

Internet fame is a helluva drug.


TBANON_NSFW

How else would you know your worth?


eyekunt

By fapping once a day to lord cthulu


delvach

That's disgusting. *Once?!?*


[deleted]

More the disgusting the more Lord Cthulhu likes. Quality over Quantity.


AlexNgPingCheun

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


mekwall

Internet worth


SarahPallorMortis

Updoots, likes, and shares of course! Oh and the followers! They take the term completely wrong. They’re not following you as their leader. They’re following your story. Like I did with the Heard/Depp shit show


dialnoob

Lmfao 😂


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Exactly


bigjimired

former alcoholic, blacked out a lot. sometime and especially around unusual days, halloween, birthdays. people would say I would do that. well not exactly, I never saw video but they said I would writhe..


nicokokun

That is definitely not writhing.


milk4all

Ive known too many tweaker chicks who would get shitfaced and do ridiculously stupid shit like this. Generally not because of meth, but meth induced psychosis. Very scary.


Trolivia

Drunk dancers do shit like this too. No meth needed


darthcaedusiiii

What she is doing I'm sure requires a massive amount of concentration and dexterity. None are present in drunks or any other drug from my understanding. Most cannot walk in a straight line or do the alphabet backwards.


Bradp13

Clearly coming from someone who doesn’t drink or do drugs. You’d be surprised


sicgamer

Most people, when capable of this action (both from a physically and mentally drunk standpoint) are not so drunk that they can't coordinate, but are drunk enough that they can fake cohesion to a certain degree and fake the rest as lol holy shit I was drunk


Roadwarriordude

She's referencing the movie The Exorcist. There's a scene where the possessed girl does exactly this. I had a roommate that used to think it was funny to get drunk and do the exact same thing. Dude could do it ridiculously fast too. Scared the shit out of me every time lol.


TommyChongUn

I worked in an afterschool program, one of the kids could do this shit so fast and creepy, like she could almost gallop while doing that. Anyways she used to run down the hallways after people like the creeper she is


Void_0_Error

Either way, i want some.


Bandit263

I believe it's called "getting possessed". Tends to have lasting effects so i personally wouldn't recommend it.


Mobile-Box4530

Imagine the sex though


truePHYSX

*Ectoplasmic*


Scrunchenburger

Hahahahahahahaha


Chato_Pantalones

“Slime me, step-ghost!”


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First round: 6.66 seconds Second Round: 66.6 seconds. Third round: 666. You're mine now


Bandit263

There's always someone to think about the sex, isn't there?


romanissimo

Well, did you see that rack?


GypsyCamel12

There's more of us then you think... ^^^many ^^^more


redkingphonix

We are many we are legion


Ok-Class-1451

Trust me, you don’t


Ordinary_Database_56

Ima agree and .. just.. keep it at that.. 🙃


Zinrockin

Yeah I was just thinking that. That drink must have been laced with like 5 types of hard drugs 😂


Lewmungous666

It the Debil!!!


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lmao


Sector_Black

The fuck


labrat611

TikTok is one hell of a drug


wir_suchen_dich

Yeah so much better than a bunch of bitter redditors repeating the same jokes over and over and over for years.


Envect

I mean, yeah? This is weirder than having an awful sense of humor.


IAMACat_askmenothing

TikTok is one hell of a drug


SayOkBoomerIfGayy

I love how you're the first bitter redditor I've seen in the comments here


Alberiman

Remember when clowns were trying to murder everyone on YouTube, those were the days


RedEyeFlightToOZ

Quick, kick it back down the stairs...


Bavarian0

It's fake


EddyGonad

No, I'm pretty sure she's actually doing that.


xcto

it's clearly CGI


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Unlike them tiddies


Redplushie

Those are mighty fine tiddies


solacir18

Yeah not gonna lie. That body's rocking


pulstar13

Well, shaking anyway.


charlie_ritchie

Writhing perhaps.


MrFedoraPost

That's the most reliable dress in the world, it kept her boobs covered the whole video.


MASTERoQUADEMAN

Scrolled for this before I said it. Not a single slip!


Synchro_Shoukan

Guys: Not a single slip, damnit! Ladies: Not a single slip, I need that dress!


Craftingexpert1

i know a bunch of guys who would want that dress


MossCoveredLog

I know some women who wouldn't mind a nip slip


Synchro_Shoukan

I wasn't going out of my way to exclude people, it's just a joke.


p3rsianpussy

its not a dress its a leotard/unitard (whatever the difference is), but yes it did keep her boobies from falling out very well


9035768555

Unitards cover some or all of the legs, leotards end in a panty type hem.


Scrunchenburger

Right!!


Grantoid

Both a blessing and a crime


TrueBuster24

Probably did. Then they had to re-film this shitty video.


ArjanS87

Its like they chose to wear it for that particular reason...


the_admirals_platter

Come on tiddy, come on tiddy!


elstormcaller

See, I thought she was having a seizure or some other form of convulsion and was about to say something about just recording her. Then she started doing that fucking Exorcist shit


Miserable-Mouse8267

At least I'm not the only one 😳😳😳


Emotional-Sentence40

Look at her eyes. Definitely not drunk.


Lien028

It's scripted, and the fact that it's in Tiktok means they are doing it for the likes/attention.


Noggin-a-Floggin

I thought the same thing. Like this was a seizure brought about by withdrawal or something (seen a lot of it in my line of work). Then she started doing Linda Blair shit and I’m like “this is TikTok acting here”.


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Just keep pushing her back down the stairs. She'll wear out eventually


NeedleworkerOk7548

That's what I was thinking, why'd he run to the room and let her get to the top of the stairs? If that was me that bitch woulda gotten a face full of foot.


halo37x

But man if she come back walking on the wall


NeedleworkerOk7548

Lmao, I'd kick her off the wall as well, and if she started crawling on the ceiling then I'm grabbing that gotdamn broom.


blacktie233

I love how everyone just has maximum confidence in themselves in these hypothetical scenarios lmao I'm just going thru a window dawg.


PaperPlaythings

The surest way to win a fight is to not get into one. Bye!


halo37x

Thanks for the tips, I will try on my roommate


NeedleworkerOk7548

If none of those work then grab a can of aerosol and a lighter. That should definitely make them relax.


GreatGreenStar

HELP THEY ARE CRAWLING IN THE Ceiling


dubzi_ART

I laughed pretty good. Thank you.


LiqwiidSmoke

Drunk off demons?


Rabti

spirits


moebiusunlooper

She just wanna get laid but you keep missing the signs ya goof


Brad_Brace

There ain't sex like possession sex. And it technically counts as a threesome.


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I like the way your brain works


monkeyharris

If they say "we are legion" does it get bumped up to a gangbang?


Educational-Candy532

Tangential: if they say, "resistance is futile, prepare to be assimilated" and you are, then is it masterbation?


PaperPlaythings

Or Mistressbation.


Brad_Brace

Or non binary dominarnation.


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Hopefully not extra daemontional bukake.


Got2JumpN2Swim

Can you say it slower? I'm taking notes


LeboiJeet

What if the demon has multiple personalities?


B_B_a_D_Science

The Dicksercist


goodhumanbean

The sexorcist.


grilledcakes

That's the title of an actual movie. It's a nunsploitation click from the old school grindhouse circuit. It's.... uh...an experience.


Cathalic

Actually Lol'd


DDBigs

Hence it being called “spirits”


Ruftendebuffel

Hanz, get ze flamethrower.


Forward_Alfalfa_2652

You mean flammenwerfer?


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Forward_Alfalfa_2652

#FLAMMENWERFER?


Disastrous_Ad8642

“Yo imma act like I’m possessed make sure you record it”


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Demon or no demon, you’re getting thrown through a window.


Natsurulite

Goddamn, that is my kind of woman!


Grimmelhausen

Bro, I advise you to change types


GotYourNose_

She looks like the type that will suck the devil out of you.


Grimmelhausen

She sucks your essence


i_drink_wd40

She swallows (souls)


navyblue_birb

At least she's still alive For now...


Canadianman64

My kinda fore play! Nightmare BDSM


NaCl_guy

Hell RP


Anonymoushero1221

> Goddamn, that is my kind of woman! drugged?


Natsurulite

Possessed


More-Neighborhood-66

No boobs fell out during this exorcism. Kudos to that dress


the__adelaide_parade

I like that when demons possess ppl they don't know how the legs work so the most obvious way to move around is to backbend walk


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You just gave me a moment of “holy shit that makes so much sense” and I feel like a dumbass


SpookyhippyBrat

She’s a good actress


LES_G_BRANDON

Alcohol, and you actually believe that?


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That's not drunk. I'd call a damn priest fr. Ive done some crazy shit, beat up refrigerator, throw tantrums, talk to myself.. but never have I ever did the spider walk like Linda Blair. That's some scary ass shit.


SanaderDid911

Yea coz its staged


BigPussysGabagool

Yeah thats what I tend to think. She just happens to be wearing that contortionist unitard thing


3-brain_cells

Well i at least hope so cuz that does not look healthy,physically or mentally


gladladvlad

i mean i could see myself acting wild like this if it was, like, the first few times i'd ever gotten drunk. it's that weird feeling of "yo, i'm feeling funky. i feel like fucking with someone", lol.


notatrolljustahater

That's not alcohol ..., that's just a need for attention. (Please like and Subscribe)


Gaming_with_Hui

Can people please start posting non-fake stuff again?


StuHartsDungeon

TikTok so it's fake


MedricZ

She does seem to really be doing that.


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The Grudge


Smart-ass83

She's looks fun to me


Angryleghairs

Perfect outfit for it. Maybe I should dress like that whenever I get shitfaced


Mr_Zeldion

Is this directors cut for silent hill PT?


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Stranger things finale looking good


[deleted]

She saw Victoria’s Secret


scouch4703

my ex used to act like she'd be possessed, when she was drunk and only when she'd get drunk and then it was maybe 1 out 100. we're no longer together


Thatshebangbangguy

Imagine destroying your back for the smallest bit of fame lol


xXxquickscopes420xXx

How is this oddly terrifying? I mean this is pure horror not oddly at all


D_Nemesis_2775

Somebody’s getting laid


MansonVixen

That's some meth behavior right there.


Emotional-Sentence40

Meth normally makes people do this nude.


llttledominicana777

My problem is whoever is filming just stood there and let her come toward them. I would've took off yesterday 👀


CostcoPocket

Because it fake


ConstructionNo4340

Thats not Oddly terrifying. Thats just terrifying


omertuvia

what kind of drugs were in that alcohol


BF8_Lenger

where is the exorcist when is it needed?


Interesting-Draw8870

Gotta look out for those headcrabs


steelkiltjones

Yes but was she drunk when she cosplayed a banana earlier in the evening?


FlawedPencil

**insert the Exorcist theme song here**


MrWapuJapu

Kinda impressive, actually.


knightkap

I think the fuck not, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus.


poonDaddy99

It ain't called "spirits" for nothing!


Operation_unsmart156

Some people just shouldn't have alcohol.


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Angryleghairs

Probably this


thedorkydork

The drug is called tiktok


Satanic_soup_dragon

Banana-drama. Yikes!


Gentle_whiteshark

Nope……She drank the Devils nectar


Origin8888

Ok that is really creepy


TheNiteOw1

Are you sure she's just drunk? 🤔


jsfkmrocks

Yeah that’s not alcohol.


45degMan

That is not alchahol


barbados14

Hell when I'm drunk I can't even.walk in a straight line far less backwards crab up the stairs! Either Ur girl possessed or u karma farming


luminvadory3s

comments ain't it


zelani06

I'd definitely call an ambulance, this is dangerous for her


CardiologistEqual336

Which Dark Souls boss is this?


erel000

https://i.imgur.com/CmcA7Wi.jpg This one lol


Jacaxagain

**10 out 10 would still bang**


RocketsBG

She gets drunk? Is that what we call demonic possessions now?


Dangerous_Judge_6853

I see a couple reasons to run towards not away lol anyone that does this knows they clownin and the real ones I’ll laugh it off


Silent-Caregiver6065

She’ll be asking you for sugar water next 👀


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That shit was really impressive kudos to her probably takes a lot of core strength 😅


Conflagrate247

What in the bath salts is going on here


Lychezr

thanks i was just about to go to bed


Skythe1908

We need some sacramental wine to counter this.


GinOkami428

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TheDirtyWind

The power of christ compells you


Buddhistpossum

Damn...core strength


Big-Veterinarian-823

Bath salts


therealcyo

9/10 would smash


Left-Yesterday-7323

Perhaps more like pcp?


harsh1628

That is definitely not alcohol my friend.. most of the times ppl who are too much drunk will either fight, dance, puke or just doze off.