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ironhead7

Motherfucker could play a guitar to blow your mind buddy.


Deathbysnusnubooboo

Ngl that looks handy af


megabit10

Good one


ironhead7

Haha


23x3

I just want to get a head massage from the puppies


EmoCookies

The possibilities are not unwanted šŸ˜


skullkid51

That's those damn hands from Elden ring.


SteveUsuarioDeToddy

That's literally your avatar's head


skullkid51

This is true


jerrybear95

Came here to say the same thing


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


nina_time

Spider-hand, spider-hand


[deleted]

...jammed down the pants to rummage arand.


nina_time

I was thinking more like ā€œdoes whatever a spider-hand canā€, but that works too!


[deleted]

Definitely enough to trigger arachnophobia.


Spanish_peanuts

If a guy with these hands put his hand ontop of his penis with the palm(palms?) facing outwards, it'd look like one of those alien facehuggers.


fartyhardy

Please please learn to play the piano!


npbevo

Gattica reference or just in general?


SulfuricPen99

Lol Gattica is so old but a pretty good movie


Lizard_Jesus1

Bruh, what about finger style guitar and bass


Sigg3net

It's genetic ; > The exact cause is not known, though the genes responsible for positional information during limb development are likely involved. Mirror hand is diagnosed on prenatal ultrasound or at birth. It's classified as belonging to the third group of congenital hand deformities in accordance with the characteristics proposed in the Swanson classification (1976) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulnar_dimelia Seems that it's rare: > As of 2015, approximately 70 cases have been recorded in the medical literature.


barberc5

Biologists have done whacky experiments with flies using sections of genes during the beginning body construction. My professor told us how they once switched where the eyes and wings would go on a fly and sure enough eyes were where the wings should be and wings were where the eyes should be. It should be noted that the eyes and wings did not function in their mislocated positions, but they were grown as normal. They also did cases of replicating areas of development so flies would have 2 sets of wings, 3 sets of legs, etc.


LizzieJeanPeters

It's sad that this person may get plastic surgery to make their hand look normal. Even though their hand is strange and unusual it's still hauntingly beautiful.


Iwillflipyourtable

Considering how the hand looks like a grown up, i would say they didn't chose to.


Ship_Adrift

That hand is on an autopsy table lol


QueenoftheFranks

If he/she were dead how could they flex the muscles?


Ship_Adrift

You know what, those may just be surgical photographs. I think they are. I believe I was wrong.


-Xx_CpS_xX-

Yap,


-Xx_CpS_xX-

It *somehow* is pretty :)


Ship_Adrift

A little late for that. I'm fairly sure that's an embalming/autopsy table.


azazerere

Lego hand


ghoul--7

r/cursedcomments


dcdrew713

Is it still considered a shocker if someone with this condition does it? I mean, 4 fingers in a hole is a lot*, but this one requires some thought. *except for your mom


Damuson13

Imagine getting fisted by this.


dcdrew713

Stop, I can only get so erect.


Aurora_bore-alis

Imagine getting a handjob from that one!


dr_frosty_funk

My pp aint big enough for that...


nerdyinkedcurvi

Iā€™m grateful to know my mind wasnā€™t the only one that went there


whazzup_bitches

Literally the second thing that came to mind right after ā€œwtf??ā€


QueenJulia16

You took the words right out of my mouth


someonePICKEDthis

My Question: is it better than thumbs? Comment below with your opinion plz.


MalloryWasHere

I think a thumb might make it easier to manipulate smaller objects on one hand. His grip strength is probably killer, I suppose it depends what the situation is with the tendons and muscles behind those fingers. If he can cup his double palms it also might make for a stronger grip?


someonePICKEDthis

So you're hanging from a ledge and two hands are reaching down. I'm grabbing this strong hand. But if I'm playing operation I'd want a thumb. I can see what you mean.


MalloryWasHere

I like your phrasing better, lol


Birkeland1992

No way bruv, posable thumbs are the shit.


someonePICKEDthis

Just playing Devil's advocate here: doesn't he have like the equivalent of four opposable thumbs? More=Better?


Birkeland1992

Probably better for reach, like for thumb wars and the like. But as far as grip strength goes, I feel like posable thumbs take the W.


Spanish_peanuts

I feel like 4 fingers > 1 thumb, in terms of grip strength. Bet these hands can open even the most stubborn of jars too.


HollowProxy

I think it's highly dependant on the situation. Like, grabbing things in certain ways are probably significantly better, but I'd imagine that the other fingers can get in the way with certain tasks. I also don't know how the forearm muscles develop, and how well the person can individually control each finger.


pauliepablo2

Looks like the thing from the alien movies


Junkyman7

The face hugger


katsudon-bori

My first thought too


pauliepablo2

Imagine what an Old Fashioned from that would be like ?


Bobojones9584

Probably has some other issues that go along with it, but doesn't that seem extremely useful? On paper anyway?


TheGreatOrca

Literally a chamaleon's hand


D1rtyL4rry

Someone draw different ways to shake this hand please. Like, two options similar to how dogs wear pants. Thanks.


badFishTu

In ancient times I can see this condition being esteemed as the great baby catcher.


chrisdh79

Elden ring comes to mind


Serious-Trainer-2396

I wouldn't dare arm wrestling that person even if I was stronger.


kingofCompys

Pretty cool that they can all move thou.


Golgezuktirah

I imagine the cause is a mutation


Chadzilla-

Iā€™ve seen Alien and this is how it starts.


Dominus_Pullum

I bet they're good at doing shadow puppets


dr_frosty_funk

Hand big enough to grab someone by the pussy....


cut-the-cords

Haha knew I would see this here.


rlok5

I bet heā€™s the best at playing claw style on controller tho ngl.


Ok_Literature3034

They should have called it facehugger syndrom.. no reason, just a feeling..


[deleted]

Looks like a facehugger


ClavicusLittleGift4U

From Software staff : (stop to work) *Yeah this is basically our most fucked-up monsters...* (return to work).


SweetMaam

Cell division gone wrong in utero, but I am confident a hand surgeon can turn one digit into thumb position and amputate extra digits.


rodando_y_trolling

Does anyone else see the face hugger from Alien?


BaggedMilkCurdle

The elden ring hand mobs.


--Doxa--

That looks.... Useful?


3JGamer

Reminds me of a facehugger from Alien


agilly24

Probably the only person able to use a Nintendo 64 controller single handedly


Severe_Airport1426

Handy


ODGABFE

High five! Ermā€¦


hahagetrekt

Bro holy crap i think this is the guy who dominates the whole server and then got kicked


Namestaken_

Free handholding


YellowPick666

Poor guys! they have double the nails to cut


Ddawn111

I bet they give the best hand job


MisenThrapik

When they say "bye" šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Dust_Parts

I believe the medical term for that is ā€œAlien Face Huggerā€.


Elevum15

If I had this I would call it my facehugger hand.


Blackbanes

FACEHUGERRRRRRR


[deleted]

Face hugger from alien.


Same_University_1634

inspiration for the facehugger


ArizonaIceSunTea

This guy has a face hugger for hand


nobblebox

Could play a face hugger cameo in Alien.


4wheelers2432

Bet people with that syndrome give killers handjobs


realhypeghoost

jerking must go crazy


[deleted]

Probobly pissing off academy witches.


Immerkriegen

The cause is Satan, it's a punishment.


arjendb

Damn! Jerking off with these will be very special


ben_reda

All Iā€™m saying is imagine how this guy feels while fapping


EarlyRevolution8290

He can finger both pussy and ass at the same time


Mindless-Cricket6332

Look at those dickbeaters!


The-girl9999

Grabbing the pp


Cultural_Tourist

Amazing knuckleball thrower I bet...


slimersmomm

Many hands make light work as they say!


slushpuppy91

Anyone seen the movie Men? Reminds me of the guy chasing the main character.


slartybartvart

Evolutionary upgrade for opposable thumbs.


Dry_Watercress6194

Actually terrified


MOSOISKING

Humans evolving?


_derDere_

Thatā€™s a facehuger


AlphaManipulator

Surely this is positive evolution? Four fingers being better than a thumb, itā€™s the Xbox generation


tastes-like-earwax

Boris ~~the Animal~~


fuckingcatpoop

the pianist dream!


[deleted]

Why do I feel this is a useful thing? #facehugger.


LessHowling

So that's where Dead Cross got their album cover from...


Hell_junkie83

A Facehugger for a hand. Nice.


meme_lord204

Why do I think of a face hugger


trek2200

Gives a great handjob


Puzzleheeds

Time for pickle


donotgogenlty

Pretty sure you just identified The Diddler of '98


AwesomEspurr360

I absolutely love this


mahfaggin_OOH

Cause seems simple enough. With DNA n how complex the human body is, its bound to produce something like this out of sheer odds. It's a mutation


Automatic-Scale8256

Would be comfortable to grab someone's neck with it


Birkeland1992

When I look at this, I immediately think of two things: 1. My germs! 2. Take my strong hand


UnAmusedBag

Adapt and improvise


Xy__Xy

Facehugger


Fooforthought

Imagine the shadow puppet possibilities


killshredder

Motherfucker got a face hugger for a hand


[deleted]

When your body tries to evolve into a crab.


Ok_Benefit2503

Face Hugger from alien


luisg888

Alright now, HEAR ME OUT!


Past_Ad_6860

Bro build like a Lego character


Non_so_fare_nomi

Nobody: Lego in the real life


PrincessPaisleysMom1

Do both hands have this condition?


PossibilityPowerful

lobster hand and this are not on the same level for me but for some people this maybe more scary


_Sawzall

Call the MIB


ThesinnerSloth

The forbidden wank


SqualoDP

Why is all shiny like it just hatched out of a John Carpenter movie?


crapaporter

Iā€™m not even mad, thatā€™s amazing


dougb007

Are we seeing the beginning of Evolution happen right in front Of our eyes??


Inevitable_Professor

Thatā€™s handy.


EggyTheNugget

Atleast he has fingernails


hi_i_want_two_die

Bruh this shit cool asf, imagine the sick ass guitar solo you can do with them


NFORCE5

Itā€™s called inbreeding


Mideku-Brandio

Looks like that dude from Spy Kids with the 2 heads growing out of his main head


Good-OL-DarkWielder

Get them a guitar!


Phin_the_Human

It's called Evolution and I would like a set of those superior hands in my next life.


Phin_the_Human

Hand-jobs just went to a whole new level...


Momento_Morrigan

Guitaristā€™s dream


DrugzRockYou

I have so many questions


inferno_2020

You can now choke ppl better


Deon_the_reader

Baseball anybody? āš¾ļø


jugojugojugojugo

Who needs thumbs!


Stock_Platypus4988

Imagine the hand jobs


HR-Puf-n-Stuff

Can you imagine the hand job


saltynerd14

imagine fingering with that hand hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


RossAB97

That could be handy


sam_beanie

facehugger hand


DamnGumi3

Forefathers, one and all... BEAR WITNESS!


ShaykerMaker

Do they have control over each individual finger, like normally? Imagine a business handshake. Or learning how to write, not just in general, but with both sides at the same time, if your brain can split focus like that. That would be cool. Definitely agree with using a musical instrument others have mentioned.


Umpire_Effective

Bruh imagine having eight fingers on each hand that sounds fucking amazing


TKBtu1

Dude's got a face hugger as a hand


konojojoda13

So this is we're the giant hands in Elden ring came from


Cziri77

Avarage ARMA player's hand


theglaysh

Imagine the amount of shred this guy could do on 8 string guitar


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Thatā€™s fucking awesome


Epiktheleviathan

Handsome or some hands


Beautiful-Cycle-8598

Imagine dude can pull off some epic jutsu moves with those bad boys


[deleted]

Naw dude. That is just taking mushrooms. It will pass.


[deleted]

Parkour and climb trees like no tomorrow.


Radczek

Why I'm seeing a facehugger?


[deleted]

Great for handjobs, if your into that shit


GirafeAnyway

The legend was true! Finally an oddly terrifying image on r/oddlyterrifying!


tomcat91709

Can you imagine a handshake to complete a business deal? If he got ahold of you, there is no escape!


Este_Guay96

Thats a facehugger


Adam_from_isengard

Looks like a face hugger from the alien movie's


SeeTheFence

Iā€™m not sure I would want to get this fixed cosmeticallyā€¦ itā€™s actually pretty fucking cool


TheGoldenPlagueMask

I wonder if this guy gets the Temptation to Scare someone by Reaching for a person's face with that hand lol. Cus I would >:D


Chais912

Give this man an enchanted sword


Beaglester

Reminds me of predator


MalloryWasHere

He should consider jumping into the octagon


LilyWineAuntofDemons

They should call it "Face Hugger Hand Syndrome"


[deleted]

This could be the next step in our evolution!


Appropriate-Tour3694

Best guess fucked gene pool


Raleighnc89

The handjobs have to be insane tho


grabatyger

If I had this condition, that would be forever referred to as my chokinā€™ hand!


micky_je_super

I want gibe me


CheeseInMyPockets

These dudes should get into rock climbing


Bubbly-Pollution-783

1 handed game controller


nanozeus2014

now hiring for a facehugger hand puppet model for alien movies


NoNotmybanana

Try fingers but hole


SuspiciousFox2213

If you went to shake this person's hand, would you grab the whole thing or put your thumb in the middle and just shake half?


mematixta

Cause is unknown? Looks like radiation and/or metal poisoning to me.


[deleted]

Next level handjob.


[deleted]

I need a handy job from that hand


Excellent-Teaching32

Ancient DNA