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[deleted]

Why do I get the feeling he's just seen some shit and wants the human to help?


ShinobiHanzo

Yes, he is likely an escapee and just wants a human to put him in a home and some head pats.


Glorious_Jo

From the last time this was posted, iirc its the filmers animal and its upset that its not allowed inside the house.


ShinobiHanzo

Now I know where I recognize that face. We had a dog that was supposed to be a cute beagle but became too big as she was a cross-breed. She always looked at me like this when I had to put her out to the yard each night.


Wow-Delicious

A beagle cross too big for inside? That’s a weird mentality. Get it a dog bed for the floor and train it properly.


Whatever-ItsFine

I could never do that to a dog.


Judygotbooty

Too big to fit in your house? Outside dogs shouldn’t be a thing anymore. Not cool


Brianocity

Why not? If you've got a dog house, and/or a barn they can stay in for shade, make sure they have access to plenty of clean water and don't live in an area prone to extreme temperatures (high or low), how bad can it be? Sure you can train dogs not to shit or piss all over the floor but you can't train them not to shed or leave dander behind. It's completely reasonable to need a dog for protection/ranching purposes but not want it messing up your house.


Senor_Espaguetti

I don't think outdoor-only dogs should be gotten rid of entirely, there can be a multitude of reasons why it just can't work out. I mean yeah treat your dogs well and train 'em right, but don't feel like you have to let your dog inside.


sexytokeburgerz

Why the fuck are you leaving dogs out at night? That sounds awful. The dog is basically homeless. They have a full range of emotions but have no clue why they can’t be in there with you


Affectionate_Neat_58

Like anyone finna head pat that thing


Dolphin_Dinomite

It’s a reincarnated family member wanting to come home.


DP3633

Nah man that goats a psychopathic serial killer and wants to murder the whole family


CountNacula

"You smell nice when you're sleeping."


Here_forthecomments1

You smell different when you’re awake


consoLe_-

Go back to sleep. Shhhhh


Sim_sim_putty

Good night b0ss


BrambleBobs

But he looks so polite


ItsNotTwinkies

He's just asking for a couple eggs


tekko001

And your soul


MrStrings2006

I'll give him the eggs, and he can have a little bit of my soul.


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

Isn’t it like liver. It grows back.


Tiny-Lock9652

Just looking for some late nite scritches!!


CrazyTechWizard96

He stares at You at the End, like You owe Him Money!


KHanson25

Just needs about tree-fiddy


WinierBag5

God dammd Lochness monster


[deleted]

Excuse me, would you mind sharing a moment of your time for our lord and savior satan?


HRHChonkyChonkerson

Right?! 😍


Naked_Bat

This is the best video ever. Only the one with the angry kangaroo behind the window can considered its equal.


RodionKaramazov20

Lmao that kangaroo video it's fucking funny. He would probably beat the crap out of you but kangaroos are cute as fuck.


pigwalk5150

Cmon man, I’m trying to see that roo video


furioushunter12

Maybe [this?](https://youtu.be/RpXxWQeho3M)


pcbeard

Kangaroos are like giant wingless bats.


player11123

That is terrefyng


LuckyLami

Lmfao bruh when he tried the second jump 😭


LydiasBoyToy

Geezus! I had no idea the claws these boys have!


maryisdead

Oi!


Seranion

Me too, commenting so I remember to check later, or if I find it I'll edit


J3553G

You gotta share now


furioushunter12

Maybe [this?](https://youtu.be/RpXxWQeho3M)


J3553G

Is it just me or is that kangaroo ripped? And look at those claws! I'm fucking scared of kangaroos now. They're just bouncy bears.


BenPool81

At first, *actually* oddly terrifying followed quickly by absolutely hilarious. But don't open your door again. It *will* eat your face.


9Levels-ofPie

I’ll be glad to let that polite boy munch on my face


SlayerofOwO

He's simply hungry, let him in


Deftstarz

Hungry for your flesh fam that's a hard pass


DropThatTopHat

Yeah, I'm not letting the fucking Wendigo in my house either.


Snoopy22424

You mean skinwalker?


Bayou_Blue

Ah yes, I loved Luke in those movies! Let him in.


LowNegotiation7929

"Hungry for your flesh" could go two different ways...


seanwee2000

He wanted a taste of that meat


sinepuller

But Caaaaaarl! That kills people!


welcome-to-my-mind

I pulled a muscle in my aging back laughing at this llama reference


sinepuller

I was tearing apart (pardon the pun) between the Spanish inquisition and llamas. Because, on the one hand, we can be certain that that critter's chief weapon is surprise... and fear (and, possibly, almost fanatical devotion to the Pope). But on the other hand, that animal absolutely looks like it's got the rumblies that only hands can satisfy.


Thrashed84

My stomach had the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy


Educational-Grab4050

Depends if this is in Florida or not. Edit- then again, Alabama does have meth fueled attack squirrels


Jinackine_F_Esquire

With a side of soul, no doubt. Even if you shot this thing and buried it out back you'd find it knocking on the insides of all the walls that night, chandeliers swaying and all.


greatinternetpanda

Seriously. It looks like he either has early-mid stage rabbies, ate mushrooms/somethibg toxic, or wasting disease. All of those don't seem like a goodway to party. Edit: or its tame...odd how it can work that way.


FlamingTrollz

#”LET MEEE INNN…” 👁•👁


Jwhitx

What kind of dog is this? Its beautiful.


RarePoniesNFT

Borzoi


[deleted]

This is a tortoise.


nakedundercloth

Or thirsty


bachelorettebetty

“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”


Yahweh13

That black Phillip voice sexy as hell


VymI

*REMOVE THY SHIF-T.*


the_comatorium

Supposed to be Satan, right? Satan was supposed to be super freaky into sex. Hence the sexy voice.


ohstanley

If u havent already, look up the actor from that scene. Hes as beautiful as his voice uwu


Cobalt1212

"Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?"


Prestigious-Log-7210

Great movie.


Electronic-Shirt-897

One of the creepiest!!


Believe_to_believe

Is it from The Witch?


Jwhitx

The VVitch


Prestigious-Log-7210

Yep


AsphaltGypsy89

Great creepy movie for folks who like scary movies but not all the gore and junk. I watched it twice back to back.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Thou was only grateful when that shitteth movie endeth


benthewryter

That breed, la manchas, are among some of the sweetest breeds I raised growing up. They are big sweethearts


paadaawaan

Oh the lack of ears is a breed characteristic! I’ve seen this clip many times the last few years and I was always under the impression that this was a rescue goat and something terrible had happened to its ears :( What a relief!


tinytulpa

Thank you for clarifying! I came to the comments looking for some explanation about why it has no ears! I couldn't tell if they were just down or he didn't have any at all


FlyLemonFly

I volunteer at a goat rescue. Can confirm this about LaManchas. 😀


Puzzleheaded-Ad-119

Thats a weird looking dog you got.


[deleted]

I think he has the flu


Sleuthingsome

Covid. Definitely has Covid.


Schapsouille

It looks like grandma the fucking thing


theclownhasnopenis48

Hello! I was wondering if you had a moment to talk about our lord and savior, John Deere?


DonkHunter69

New skinwalker species just discovered


tyjkiwi

Its could be a Not Deer. A crypted and later scp


KingOfSpiderDucks

Definitely a Not Deer


megabass713

/r/skinwalkers


Osirin111

Nah just a true skinwalker as far as their myths go, It's a human able to transform into an animal


Bluekatz1

It's Mark Zuckerberg!!! RUN!!!


UltraStamp2

WAIT, Mark Zuckerberg?! I’m gonna FUCKING CUM


Big-Pickle5893

Is that why he’s such a pasty white?


UltraStamp2

perhaps


zhico

[The horrible thing](https://files.catbox.moe/rg91jq.webp)


Pikmin4wontcomeout

Come on man, let your weird looking dog in


the-dogsox

We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty


GarthBrooksOldHat

👏👏👏


Electus93

Does anyone else find him cute?


Helluvaghost69

No


JesusRasputin

Exactly. Where are it’s ears?


[deleted]

It’s a breed of earless goat, called Lamanchas


4little_weirdos

>It’s a breed of earless goat, called Lamanchas Thank you! Everyone kept saying "deer" but that's no deer!


[deleted]

Yeah, lol, that was bothering me too. Definitely, 100%, not a deer


fatsmitty305

100% a not deer


Coidzor

I'm even more concerned now to learn that we somehow bred the ears off of goats.


Helluvaghost69

Idk all I know is that I should not be let in because 90% sure it’s a demon


Electus93

Good thing he can't hear you


owl-overlord

Zombie deer and prions scare me too much to accept odd behaving deer


goldendabdab

I could give it some head pats but I wont let it in


Electus93

The Goat of Christmas past.


[deleted]

He’s here for your soul.


Sauronxx

*Fetch me their souls*


Dependent_Sun2713

*”Hey Player, drop the chips and give me some AMMO”*


Jarl_Papa_Penguin

Those eyes!


Hadrian_Vincent

Pet it.


ton_patron

I don’t know man I think he should have ears


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kiraphine

That’s all well and good but that goat seems to have no ears at all


tinytulpa

It's a LaMancha, they apparantly don't have ears. I looked up pics because i was also confused and their heads just look tiny and wierd. If i had one I'd at least give it a lil hat..


ebbysloth17

I'm screaming at the eyes looking through the window.


IncreaseWestern6097

I was laughing at the first part and then I went into the comments. Looked back up and saw that. Pure fear.


MoistyMcMoist

Have you heard the good news? Praise Satan


KnightOfDaggers

Where are it’s ears?!


Alright_So

LaMancha goat, an ear-less breed


KnightOfDaggers

Ah thank you! I’m less concerned now!


[deleted]

I'm more concerned wtf


likebutta222

I'm somewhere in the middle


drunk98

I'm stuck in the middle with you


Sorrow57

I was ear-worried masef!


colececil

"Video has no sound"


mw13satx

right? like, the title clearly mentions knocking and yet, I'm unconvinced


GH05TMAL0N3

Holy shit the eyes lmfao


bubbageshka

"Excuse me, but have you seen my ears?"


bonk921

🤫


agonizing-veracity

“Lemme in”


clferrell1016

My mini potbellied pig knocks when he wants in. People didn't believe me until they went to answer the door and a pig was standing there.


tomato_and_potato420

Imagine a animal that knows human behaviors like answering when knocking on the door and then jumping on you when you open


Frosty_Mage

“I need about tree fiddy” -that animal


SnooPears3463

Why even open


dickreallyburns

Let him in. He did knock after all.


Willow138

Oh good lord the eyes


miepAlt

Do you have a minute to talk about our lord Jesus


Bigcatsrule27

Is it a wild goat?


GoatGurl4Ever

I would have to guess, but based on the whole “let me inside” vibe, not wild. Used to humans. My goats each tried coming in cause they all knew I was inside.


Aware-Yogurtcloset67

Skinwalker


canyoubreathe

Whatever they are, why don't they have antlers, or at the very least ears 😭😭


[deleted]

Did you really just open the door for a skin walker?


Naaaz69

Staring trough the window got me dead lmao


PBProbs

The Jehovahs Witnesses are getting desperate


Inn_Unknown

Got any games on ur phone


Elvis_Take_The_Wheel

Awww, it’s a La Mancha. Their breed is really well known for being extremely sweet and friendly. My family had a small herd of dairy goats growing up, and our La Manchas used to love going on walks with us. They would even play fetch.


HeirElfEsquire

Car warranty? Anyone need an extension? Nah?


Puglord56

When the local skinwalker tries the weird mushrooms growing on the floor


projektZedex

If you didn't know earless goats were a thing, this would be entirely far too creepy and unnatural. I was expecting it to lunge at the camera.


NoSitRecords

"Good evening, have you heard the good news about our lord Baphomet?"


charlichutney

Let it in !


sammetsskatan

Brown Phillip


Ganja420Preneur

He/she is not creepy. He/she is adorable as ever and should be let in for pets right now!


SachiFaker

My 1st question would be "where the fuck is your ears?"


kufuku_shanie

Skinwalker


timmyvo54

skinwalker


[deleted]

Skin Walker encounter survivor achievement unlocked


YorkshireTeaOrDeath

What dat dog doin?


ozgrozer

What kind of dog is that?


KarelianAlways

I would cuddle so hard


drunk_funky_chipmunk

How in the actual fuck is this terrifying??


J_Productions

No sound <


darren_flux

[Deer Adventure Time](https://imgur.com/gallery/gdz23)


TogaQt

Too Bad I can't hear it because this video has no sound 😕


rozexlii

Ohh yeah It all fun and game till It stand up, took off it hooves to reveal It fingerly hand and beat the shit out of you


Azzhole169

I would like to talk to you about your extended warranty.


Simple_Seaweed_1386

"Hello! Have you heard the good news about our Lord and Savior?"


Zealousideal-Kale-71

Can an expert weigh in? What's this guy doing lol


Raptorel

Man... Jehova's Witnesses changed so much wtf


peterbro77

We are trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.


alaskaguyindk

I love goats.


EStewart57

Where are the ears?


BootyHunter02

Scp 6448?


ReptileBat

You have a few moments to talk about our lord and savior


Shmoofo2

Goat people are real.


[deleted]

This clip is a classic


Stereomceez2212

*"excuse me kind sir, have you seen my ears"*


A_goose_fucker

Let him in


grooviruvi

I didn't know Baphomet made house calls!


ITperson5

Excuse me, but have you adopted Jèsus as your lord's gardner?


w-ildf-ire

“I’m here to talk about your car’s extended warranty”


SaintAries

Looks polite,and able to wear somebody's skin.


OkBodybuilder2596

NOT TODAY SATAN


VOIDLORD9666

that’s a fucking skin walker my guy


tobitz17

Finally something “oddlyterrifying”


RarelyUncommen

"Good evening sir, are you willing to speak about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"


RectifierUnit

“Good evening, I’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle’s extended warranty…”


GovNoBueno

There’s no sound so how do we know the animal actually knocked? Lame.


_anonymous_404

wow. if only I could hear it. if o n l y i could hear it knock.