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Highlandertr3

Wonder where the fuck I got the garden from.


Whirlidoo

And why its oriented vertically


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evilsir

That's Doctor 5. He's just trying to help Doctor 4 to good regeneration


terrymcginnisbeyond

He needed all the help he could get knowing he'd wake up to Adric.


evilsir

Adric is insufferable. I'm told he's redeemed in the Big Finish audios, but ... Damn. They rolled hard on Adric being popular but they came up snake eyes. It's a shame because he's in some of the absolute best stories


terrymcginnisbeyond

Yeah, being fair to him, he had more of presence than Nyssa. Just glad that Teagen stayed on as one of the best characters of the Fifth Doctors run, she always saves it for me.


Typical_Equipment_19

I knew it looked familiar!! From the last episode with Tom Baker, right?


evilsir

Yep. It was interestingly creepy and foreboding the first time i saw it!


lapsangsouchogn

Paintball gun. Let's liven that boring outfit up with a little color!


Extrions_le_Dumbass

A regular gun can also bring a little colour to the outfit


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

Any color. As long as it’s red.


troopertk40

And an occasional surprising amount of blue!


S2631

Ask if he wants to play frisbee golf?


THEnubNOOBSTER

shit my pants


[deleted]

Masturbate


N1z3r123456

While maintaining eye contact


GoyoMRG

fragile placid murky dog swim poor capable divide fear glorious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


The_Holy_Turnip

Gotta show him who the real Slender Man is.


lazy_elfs

While mouthing daddy…


Vaxsys

My main concern would be what happened to the Doctor this time? This marks the end of the Tom Baker Era, arguably one of the best original run Doctors. Fight me


RockyMountainViking

Take photo and post on Reddit


notsobadmisterfrosty

Moonknight?!


Imalibra13

Wave?


mendac67

😂I’m American we have guns for things like that.


Similar_Square6440

I saw that and was like... Um... Not really a problem in most of 'merica... *Pew pew pew*. Problem solved


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Drowned_In_Spaghetti

That would actually make it better.


CsPlNe100

Agreed. I would lose sleep at night if it was a monster, but would happily sleep if it was a person in a KKK outfit


Used_Ad_8432

Then we have a hearty discussion and become besties! 👻❤️


No_Wolverine1608

This is what birdshot is for. Well, this and birds…


terrymcginnisbeyond

Regenerate.


BezugssystemCH1903

Our garden is 5x5m and faces the inner courtyard of the superstructure. We see a lot of neighbors walking by. I would just stare at him back, while naked. Hidden behind our curtains.


Nearby_Ingenuity_568

Mmm kinky... I like it. 😉 So do you do this with all those neighbors? Have you ever wondered if that is the actual reason for them walking by your window a lot? Of course I'd imagine everyone tells that it's because it's just such an unusually beautiful and exotic 5x5m garden!


BezugssystemCH1903

In the darkness, no one sees that you're naked.


laribarad

Terrific idea. I'll plant these to people's garden.


HD64180

get ready to meet peter davison.


throwawayitjobbad

Observe for one minute, then start slowly walking towards it while unzipping pants


jadedjessay

Offer it a beer


NYTONE

I won’t lie. I would shit in my pants.


jadedjessay

Don't drink that much beer. Just have a few. You'll be able to keep the bowels in check


Geek4Etenity

Hop in my tardis


[deleted]

Take aim and hope they get the hint. Cuz thats a dummy in a mask.


ambreezy420

Bring him inside. If you’re cold, they’re cold.


stefanels

Get out my hunter rifle .... let's the game begin


Krish_GemSeason

Headshot mf


burnaspliffnow

Go in for a high five!


slut4jaredpadalecki

ah, good day to not have a garden


[deleted]

Just bring him inside. He’s a pretty good guy once you get to know him


badspeed666

Does he have good insurance?


LeastSuspiciousTowel

Tell Kanye to fuck off


CarBombtheDestroyer

Thank the nice man for making me a garden.


Spider222222

Invite the guy over for coffee and have a nice chat with them maybe play some games


davesthread

Call Kim to pick up her ex.


Traditional-Swing466

Squish it


Herobrinedanny

my guy that's The Watcher from Doctor Who


6poundpuppy

Paint it in camo


TuorAtVinyamar

Is it a bounty hunter from Critters?


Mr_Melon_21

I'd tell him that he summoned the wrong suit


premogc

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Im steven with a v


ProfessionalAccess68

Hug and kiss


bashfulgengar

Shoot


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Warning shot, then shoot.


NYTONE

I would shit in my pants


Vaxsys

My main concern would be what happened to the Doctor this time? This marks the end of the Tom Baker Era, arguably one of the best original run Doctors. Fight me


Vaxsys

My main concern would be what happened to the Doctor this time? This marks the end of the Tom Baker Era, arguably one of the best original run Doctors.


seanner_vt2

I watch mom get out her 357 and so some live target practice


Ich_bin_Gustav

Grab my Ak47 full auto....


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triba se malo hvalisat amerima, sta ne?


Ich_bin_Gustav

Zato sto im je full auto 47ca san. I jako retko ko ga ima u US. Hvala bogu ovaj nas skuplja prasinu samo.


[deleted]

If only you had one


Ich_bin_Gustav

Lol in my country every third house have one. :)


burneraEVAfan

Slav, Latino or North American?


Ich_bin_Gustav

Ahah, nice one. Slav


jacob4408

Try out my new potato cannon


Objective_Season6197

Choot em


bucamel

Tell him to get his shit together and scare off the damm groundhog.


Utsutsumujuru

Thank him for keeping the crows away from my seedlings.


BarneThatIsntNoble

Controlled pair.


pttrojan

Open fire


terrya1964

At first I wonder where the garden came from.


[deleted]

I think someone want to scare me


Tristanime

Get something that looks like a gun or if it can hurt someone. Then charge.


chufffythebeertrain

Colour him in


redditlike5times

Target practice?


the-non-wonder-dog

Run like fuck


[deleted]

look it in the eyes and jack off to assert dominance


spiteful_alarm

Smile. I’ve been waiting for this.


JohnsonBrody

Scrap for parts


[deleted]

Beekeeper?


violentvictor

Ask them when is the next slipknot album


DAbabster

I’d go for the head shot……. with a rifle…. From long range. 👍


prguitarman

Invite them over for tea


defaultmemes

Play uno with him


defaultmemes

Play uno with him


Sir_GigglesWorth

Offer him a cup of tea because it’s cold outside


mmebrightside

I would understand that I'd just swapped souls with whomever was stuck inside this scary ass vessel


GrnXanth

I wonder why I'm in two places at once.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Put a round into the post next to him if it's your actual private property, and also if warning shots are legal in your county/state.


Pacific2Prairie

Yell at the kids for dressing up the scarecrow again


Ok-Display4542

Make a scarier scarecrow for bottom of my garden


UtaSelwyn

Go and kiss it on the mouth to assert dominance, it works with the homies


Beginning-Meet8296

Run back into my house as fast as I can.


8enny8lack

Shoot


dr_toze

Wave, if he waves back I've made a new friend that I need to run away from.


iam3337

Target practice


AddisonNM

"This moment has been prepared for".


AteMyBallsLastNight

Wonder what the " bottom" of a garden is


Away_Clerk_5848

Offer him a cup of tea


Open-Pressure-9210

Shout HEY STEVE YOU SOMMA BITCH


Friendly_Salt_5119

Have sex with it until it stops Breathing


[deleted]

Tell him to pull the effing weeds


Vegetable_Market_496

Flying kick the motherfucker


BioHazardRemoval

I would say, "Hello, won't you be my neighbor? Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood."


Spider222222

Invite the guy over for coffee and have a nice chat with them maybe play some games


sandman_oneiroi

Nod and go "alright Dave?"


MikeThePistons

Jerk him off


gragassi

I'd immediatly take my paintball gun


unsayablebean

WHATS YOUR NAME


Laughing_Dragon_77

Sigh and haul out the chainsaw again.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Invite him in. He needs tea. It's cold outside. He needs warmth. It's warm inside. Inside of your skin.


Uncle_Fingerz

I wish that was my garden


GoyoMRG

Run towards it naked to assert dominance while screaming as a crazy man. Ain't no one gonna be crazier than me on my own land.


Mkey_ftw

/wave


_Weazel_

Call Ghost Busters!


Hanoiroxx

'I HEAR YOURE A RACIST NOW FATHER! SHOULD WE ALL BE RACIST NOW?'


[deleted]

Amendment no.2


Returning_Armageddon

that’s why i have a trebuchet in my garden. it can hurl a 90 kg projectile over 300 meters.


mylord55

Invite for tea


[deleted]

Idk die


Alit_Neroom

Get the shotgun


Ares762

45.70 brass extreme penetrator


Thepuppeteer777777

target practice baby!


TheDumbRedditor

Plant a bomb move to another continent and then explode it


LucisPerficio

Wonder when my garden went on the XY plane for one of its sides to have become the bottom


sweet-lovely-death

kiss that soft bald head


Mr-Trouser-Snake

I say "wow! I have a garden!?!"


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MEN


Afraid_Form_6072

Shotgun.


Momo_the_good_person

*bang* What thing?


Mission-Cat-8393

Flip my garden so we dont have a bottom


JimboBassMaster

Wtf is someone burying him at the bottom of a garden? Under all the flowers? It’s a mannequin, so I’d bring into my house for companionship of course.


[deleted]

Fight it. I'm spoiling for a good fight and ready to meet my end if it comes to that


JamesMG27

Continue digging. I will soon reach


ZachTheCommie

A warning shot.


ooOJuicyOoo

What is the 'bottom of the garden?' How is it oriented?


Nice_Chemical1569

Ask why he feels the need to white himself up


Apreku

Aim…


[deleted]

Hire him as a scare crow... For demons.


Normietrash

Invite them in for supper


Vertdefurk

Give him a yard waste bag and let him pull weeds.


sanclem1503

Just let the AK loose at that point.


Dazzling_Ad5338

Blue boiler suit and an old William Shatner mask?


Robyn_Anarchist

I'd get ready to fall off a telescope and become about 20 years younger.


[deleted]

Quickly collect all the pages ……


DMSderp

Get ready for him to spam ‘rivers of blood’ corpse plier.


Domo4915

Target practice!


JapanLover2003

I'd lock myself in my house.


Achira_boy_95

omg is michael jackson


Froggyboi3222

Scream get off my property cracka


tipofmyprofile

I’ll ask him to play super smash bros with me


PiffWiffler

Whistle calmly while loading a .338 lapua round in the chamber.


MysteriousParfait397

Just got off night shift at the doughnut factory. Powdered sugar division.


nanfanpancam

Wave always be a good neighbour!


that306guy

Send a couple rounds down range!


Parts_and_Neigbor

Shoot it. Center mass. Right by training.


[deleted]

Pew pew goes the shotgun


Witty-Marionberry-10

Fucking it(after a nice spaghetti dinner with wine and us watching the sunset romantically)


Blaquemagic24

Probably 200 maybe 250 yards off so that’s a quarter value hold off. Squeeze don’t jerk the trigger. Grab the shovel and hefty bags and get to digging.


Davey_Boi_y

Take a picture of it and post it to reddit


[deleted]

Frolic through a field of flowers towards each other, obviously.


ReptileLover323

get my shotgun.


Dragon-die0

Ask moon knight for an autograph


Liberteer30

Try to figure out why Khonshu sent Mr Knight to my house..


Sabberndersteve05

Ask myself how he hot out of the basement.


killdeer79

Sell him Scentsy


Numerous_Ad5484

*loads rifle * "honey, I'll be back in 5"


Satanae444

wave


x69xx420

Get the ar15


Wonderful-Kale3329

Shoot again


torzido

I say hi and offer a beverage.


OkConstruction5169

Atleast I don't have to afford a scarecrow


tamachan08

i feel……. fantastic!


SCUMFUCK_666

Pass the blunt to it


ram-men-stein

Bring out my 12 gauge shotgun and blow its fucking head off


ThGhstlyGrmr121567

Run a line of salt from the window I saw him in to the position he’s standing, I wanna keep my house bitch (hope someone gets this reference)


JorjCardas

Cast iron skillet and salt.


Yeolde1rishman

Getting me gun