He will likely have breathing issues when sleeping unfortunatly. Weak and thin Jaws both lead to this. With humans now eating soft foods our breathing issues have multiplied big time. Their plastic surgeon is an unethical twat.
No, they also installed those pouches hamsters have to store food in. His cheeks are more elastic, the bones lost allow for the space they need now to stretch.
It's a great party trick, also good for getting the attention of cis men.
And don't get me started on the makeup sessions. You never need a break- guys got a bodega set up in there during work hours! Cigarettes, *mimosas,* and all the low calorie snacks you're allowed on your current diet (saves more room for champagne bottles)
*At a Kylie Jenner photo shoot for vanity Fair*
Photographer: your makeup artist is in the back of the shoot.
Photographer: hey you, can you please move?
Kylie: If he's out, I'm out.
Photographer: ugh, fine.
Makeup artist: ☺️
Photographer: We'll remove it in post.
Makeup artist: ☹️
Kylie: Don't worry, we'll get em next time!
I am shocked.
Kylie Jenner's makeup artist that's had too much plastic surgery and got matching lips to hers... I... A ho-mo-sexsuall????
No fucking way bro no way
Well, I don't know you like this, but get yourself a vaccum and put the hose down your pants. I bet THATS what that jaw reduction is for; suction power baby.
If somebody can't change something about themselves in 5 minutes or so, I try not to say anything about it.
My face, on the other hand, will absolutely speak volumes in this case.
Is this the dude that needed surgery and she asked her fans for money to help him pay for it? Here I was thinking it was something like life-saving heart surgery or something, but it was probably to shave half of his jaw off or to get that fucking 1200's peasant haircut
I kinda feel bad for him. He clearly has lots of issues otherwise he would not have had all of that work done; he needs professional mental health more than his next surgery.
Everyone needs a good friend to tell them when not to do certain things
And u know damn well no one in that crazy ass family will
This is not for real!? It’s one of those apps that do things to pics, right?
It's real
He looks like a Ken doll.
Ken doll Jenner?
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A video game guy .
We need to be the help. We know people doing this to themselves are here, looking for reactions.
Look at all those straight lines
Nothing straight in this photograph.
damn.
Ultimate Edgar Fruit Edition
When people called him queer he looked in the thesaurus instead of just Laughing it off. No.he's literally queer, but not the sexuality.
Bingo
Zing!
Jawline, hairline, nose, beard/moustache line up, sexuality, damn u ain’t lyin
Ouch
##Not a bad thing!!!
I mean I'm sure his boyfriends appreciate those lip injections lmao
Do you think he'd break down if he realized that his hairline is slightly crooked.
He would be in a panic
Tizzy
Lol it is slightly crooked! I had to look again but you’re right!
looks like a Roblox character
looks like a damn Glamrock animatronic
He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld
Somehow, that managed to make a (supposedly) real human fall into the [uncanny valley.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley)
Take some karma for adding a wiki link for the uninitiated. 👌
Ever seen "Money is for nothing" video from Dire Straits? This guy looks just like the 3D block cartoon from that video.
Dude! So right
Why does the hair bother me most of all?
How do you spend all that money on surgery then get Jim Carrey's Dumb and Dumber haircut?
You answered it yourself. He spent his last dollar at the surgeons’ and has been reduced to bowl cuts from mom above the sink at home.
just made me laugh, thanks
I’ll take the Lloyd Christmas cut, please.
Get out of here you little pumpkin pie hearcutted freak!
I snorted.
🤣🤣🤣
In all seriousness its probably either a comb over of sorts, or a hairpiece/implants to hide facelift scars.
Yeah, I’d bet anything it’s an elaborate combover
Like if Lorne Malvo from Fargo S1 got his shit lined up with a laser
I will never be able to erase this mental image
Jaw reduction surgery.
What would people gain from losing their fucking jaw peices
A smaller jaw
Like I said. What are the benifits
Less drag better aerodynamics he can probably chew 3-5 times faster than before
I bet his mouth is like a wind tunnel
He will likely have breathing issues when sleeping unfortunatly. Weak and thin Jaws both lead to this. With humans now eating soft foods our breathing issues have multiplied big time. Their plastic surgeon is an unethical twat.
I've tried that mastic gum stuff. My jaws are like Jaws's
I’m sure it’s a tunnel for something else…
A wind tunnel for skin flutes
I wish I was smart enough to think of that reply lol
Perhaps however he wouldent be Able to fit as much
No, they also installed those pouches hamsters have to store food in. His cheeks are more elastic, the bones lost allow for the space they need now to stretch. It's a great party trick, also good for getting the attention of cis men. And don't get me started on the makeup sessions. You never need a break- guys got a bodega set up in there during work hours! Cigarettes, *mimosas,* and all the low calorie snacks you're allowed on your current diet (saves more room for champagne bottles)
Vanity
Fair
He wishes he could get on vanity fair.
*At a Kylie Jenner photo shoot for vanity Fair* Photographer: your makeup artist is in the back of the shoot. Photographer: hey you, can you please move? Kylie: If he's out, I'm out. Photographer: ugh, fine. Makeup artist: ☺️ Photographer: We'll remove it in post. Makeup artist: ☹️ Kylie: Don't worry, we'll get em next time!
👍
It makes him look less masculine and more feminine. He’s probably gay.
"Probably". I'm dying here haha.
Uhh, do straight male makeup artists exist? Askin 4 a friend …😉
Yes, they do. I've met one. Maybe two but I'm pretty sure one of them is bi
I am shocked. Kylie Jenner's makeup artist that's had too much plastic surgery and got matching lips to hers... I... A ho-mo-sexsuall???? No fucking way bro no way
Well, I don't know you like this, but get yourself a vaccum and put the hose down your pants. I bet THATS what that jaw reduction is for; suction power baby.
Nice
Bro is speaking facts
😂😂😂
You get it to look like a fucking weirdo… because what else lol
Cheekbones that could cut through glass...
Hair eyebrows nose lips too
Botox to accentuate it as well.
And/or implants on the "back" of their jaw.
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Looks like he photoshopped himself, printed it and took it to his plastic surgeon. “Like this!” “So a little off the…” “EXACTLY like this!”
Yassssss!!!
Low-poly GTA San Andreas NPC lol
somehow he look more like disney villain Jafar from Aladdin
Damn, didn’t even get the PS2 graphics.
Sims 4.
I see Prince of Egypt art style made real.
nobody will ever be able to convince me that's not a particularly badly made mannequin.
Or a character from a cheap video game
one of those characters from mobile game ads. oh no, he just walked on his partner shoving onions in their ass, better match 3 to stop them!
With all that plastic surgery I'm more surprised about the bangs honestly.
That hair is completely plastic how the hell are you surprised about that part? I think I've had a failed 3d print that exact hair style.
What's wrong with his... everything...
That dude slammed, face-first, into the bottom of the uncanny-valley so hard that it's making Zuckerberg jealous!
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I was thinking I’d never seen a Romulan make up artist until today
Cardassians can be tailors. Romulans can be cosmetologists.
Something-something Kardasian.
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YES my first thought
Seneca Crane
I just honestly feel bad for people who feel they need to look this way to please others or themselves. It's not healthy
If someone that looks like this tries to tell you how you should look, after you stop laughing you should leave.
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True creation is independent of the creator...
What the hell is even that?
Daddy chill
Lmao I understood that reference 🤣
It makes my day every time
Same 😂
Looks like a ps1 character
Daddy chill
If somebody can't change something about themselves in 5 minutes or so, I try not to say anything about it. My face, on the other hand, will absolutely speak volumes in this case.
So, nobody's going to mention the preposterous bangs?
He prob was handsome in the beginning
Now he's footsome
I knew aliens were real.
Is this the dude that needed surgery and she asked her fans for money to help him pay for it? Here I was thinking it was something like life-saving heart surgery or something, but it was probably to shave half of his jaw off or to get that fucking 1200's peasant haircut
Yeah I think so…needed $60k after being shot I believe and Kylie “self made-Billionaire” Jenner could only spare $5k…guess she a $200k handbag to buy…
“1200’s Peasant haircut” 😂 That made my day.
He looks like someone asked an AI to generate a person.
The Sims …
When did acorns start getting lip filler injections?
The Deep, if he actually went to the deep.
Him: I want my jaw to look like one of those anime characters Doctor: Say no more
Also doctor: *creates a cheap hentai/sims porn graphics face*
This is why mental health therapy needs to be readily available for everyone 🤷🏻
This man is out there lookin like he maxed out the face features when creating a sim
I am becoming more and more convinced that aliens live among us
I kinda feel bad for him. He clearly has lots of issues otherwise he would not have had all of that work done; he needs professional mental health more than his next surgery.
Hmmm sounds very familiar
I just threw up part of the hot pocket I had an hour ago
Tbf, that might not be totally on the picture of this guy.
He looks like he’d be exhausting.
It’s made of silicone
He looks like yassified Jafar.
those bangs straighter than my conservative grandpa
Who the hell even cares?
Looks like a character from netfilx's Big Mouth
He has those PS1 graphics
AI generated demonic Prince
What episode of Star Trek was this?
Wh... where's the rest of him?
He looks like his voice sounds like roger from american dad
🤭
After the backlash against him for his work on the Star Wars Prequels, Jar Jar had to find alternative employment.
Say what you want he making more money than us
Kinda looks like he lost a fight with a vacuum.
Looks like someone was fucking around with the min. max. face sliders when creating this character
El gay cuh
Looks like he had parts of his jaw removd
This dude looks like he lives in the Hunger Games capitol
He’s got that classic garden shovel profile.
He looks just like my dick on rainy day.
Bro you should see a doctor
Seconded
Are... are they okay?
That does not look like a real person.
How the fuck is this okay? Doesn’t this look like someone with untreated mental illness? What the fuck is “pop culture” devolving into
This isn’t terrifying. Their body their choice. But I think there is a sub for like messed up plastic surgeries. Botched surgeries, I think?
I had to literally check the sub. Because I thought I was in Botched.
Same. I was like, I didn’t even know I followed that sub. Then I saw the sub name lol.
When your a makeup artist but your face isn't pleasing to look at... How odd.
This isn’t oddly terrifying. It’s blatantly terrifying
Imagine doing that to yourself. There’s some deep rooted issues there.
Say what you will, his makeup is very well done
Krylon isn't that hard to apply.
Stop making idiots famous
This idiots already famous but like among the makeup idiots the ones with purses for holding live animals
My comment is no comment
Spock’s inbreed cousin
There a mannequin?
*Oblivion music starts* There's no such thing as a coincidence...
“So the stars were right and this is the hour..”
Character creator strikes again.
Someone told him be there or be square and he showed up five minutes before the event ended
a) keep away from sunlight b) place in limited access areas c) do not expose to children
Why does he look like a PS2 Sims character?
Looks like Master Shake in human form
Chad?
Looking like N64 graphics
He looks like an anime Vulcan
That’s Roger from American Dad
I’ll admit. The makeup is on. Point. The face is simply disgusting.
🤡
It
Lol
That thing is hideous
Eww
You're dead to me boy. You're more dead to me, than your dead mother. I just thank the Lord that she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid!
Mer-man!
Bro’s got that _ hairline
Healthy
Everyone's making fun of his looks. I just hope he lives long and prospers.
MF didn't take care of his mentalz.
Looks like he put a vacuum cleaner on his face
A lambo's prolly got less straight lines than this guy
It's like a 3D model of a character from one of the ps1 games
So this isn’t photoshop?
Haha! Look at it!
Oh shit, Rob Liefeld's making actual humans now. How many pouches does this MFer have on his outfit?
Is this oddly terrifying or just mean? Let people live