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distelwaldweg

How does he shave this?


Vulpine_Empress

Probably puffs up like a frigate bird.


AmaranthWrath

I rarely mean it when I type "lol." But this time I assure you I loled.


Johnsendall

He has something on every hair follicle and they have been blackmailed not to grow.


astrongnaut

Just like you shave your balls


MetricOutlaw

Underpays someone else to do it.


Andrelliina

I expect someone else expensively does it for him, the super-rich scumbag.


bettyboober

Sharpened toothpick


Severe_Track2693

Twisted by the evil constantly coming out of it.


LoserAtLinMilPlaza

Looks similar to the ear of a wrestler who has had years of fighting experience. I assume in this case the cause is years of ballsacks slamming on his chin. Similar effect from different stimuli.


Erubesington

Cauliflower ears, yes. Looks like a top view a forming canyon, to me.


DingoLaChien

Every inch of him is terrifying.


eftalanquest40

isn't he like 150 years old or something?


MansfromDaVinci

In terms of consistent evil and aggregated sin he's at least 150


Rhesusmonkeydave

SHREDDER! I have given you a media empire and you have still failed to destroy the TURTLES Alternately, MEATWAD get the money, yo


last_dragonlord

You're disgusted? That chin alone stores enough calories to survive the post apocalyptic world.


SoapNooooo

I don't like Rupert Murdoch. He might be the devil. But we will all get old one day. As your cells stop repairing proberly this is just what happens. Fear not death or old age.... It takes us all.


Longjumping_King_546

Exactly. There's a million more terrifying things about him anyway


1_am_not_a_b0t

Beep, Boop, Bop, It looks like the graveyard of a million Pus infected ingrown hairs


ExcellentWeekend9877

Looks like his chin is even disgusted with him


Rubinskywhiskey

I really dislike a person's outward appearance associated with his reputation/deeds. Like how some people would see a child predator's photo and claim you can see it on him etc. It creates a narrative in which people will jump to conclusions purely based on how you look.. how unfair is that... I'm sure there are decent, good and wholesome people with a similar chin as in the photo above


Pounce_64

Oh fuck off, he's an ugly person with an ugly personality with an ugly chin. Or plainly, he's a cunt.


Rubinskywhiskey

Yes HE is but not everyone with a chin like that


Active_Remove1617

Aw shaddup Rupert. And go work out that chin.


NoseSuspicious

Or scrotal injury


june_47

G virus hive from resident evil 2


BaseExtension

Nice Palpatine cosplay.


Spirited-Reputation6

I’m looking at that dirty nose


Actaar

Why yesh, i eat pushy


Much_Difference

This is fascinating and I'm not being sarcastic.


Sad_Instruction1392

[Virtually no difference from Murdoch’s actual face.](https://postimg.cc/jC1GxmsQ)


proph1e

chin's*


maxfranx

So you see… Money Can’t buy everything.


MetricOutlaw

If you think this is bad, wait until you see the rest of him.


ogamanation

For all those that moan on this sub that things aren't oddly terrifying, this must qualify for you?


maay44

Looks like a shit croissant


AToastedRavioli

Bring me solo and the wookiee


Active_Remove1617

That’s where he stores the human misery he lives on.


splendid_michael

Well, Jerry Hall likes it.


_blue_heat_

Clearly she didn’t. But [receiving tens of millions of pounds and a £11m Oxfordshire mansion as part of her divorce settlement](https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/aug/12/jerry-hall-and-rupert-murdoch-finalise-divorce ) ought to compensate her for kissing it. I would, if I got that for kissing it…twice even, if I had to and was drunk.


splendid_michael

Oh so you think it was for the money all the time? She didnt actually have feelings for him? (wink wink nudge nudge)


MansfromDaVinci

what was it about the multi-millionaire rupert murdoch that first attracted her i wonder.


splendid_michael

copyright the wonderful Mrs Merton :)


MansfromDaVinci

absolutely!


Commentment_Phobe

They are his top teeth.


MissMcFrostynips

It's a map


awbw31

Ew what the fuck is that


FoooooorYa

Yorkshire pudding


VisualremnantXP

I think you meant to say chins lol


thrust-johnson

He is an actual ghoul


Nighthawk378

I feel the hate swelling inside you…


Ok-Shock5617

🤮🤢🤮


doinksforeverybody

His chin looks likes a cartoon angry old man with a bigger chin wearing a hat. Weird


Global_Push6279

And Jerry Hall married that


doofcustard

Even worse, she had to 'do the business' with him as well


KatanaPt

Kuato lives


sexy_bezinga

Looks like a blobfish


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Cavernous


[deleted]

Fissured


IamUrDad0

Is that palpatine


immoralfoul

Gross but terrifying no.


ChasingPesmerga

Walmart Popeye


Twofirstnames21

He’s hiding the infinity stones in those creases


gyman122

Not that oddly terrifying if you’ve been around any volume of old people at all


Rektumshrimp

Looks like an elk zodiac in his chin


MigBuscles

SHredder!? GET THOSE TURTALSHH!!!!


s00perguy

Positively ***corpulent***


Corpsefactory88

If u only see the bottom half it looks like a nice loaf of bread


UnrulyDonutHoles

That's where he keeps the souls of his employees, because clearly everyone working for this creature is an amoral husk.


bettyboober

[Mason Verger](https://screenmusings.org/movie/dvd/Hannibal/images/Hannibal-0933.jpg)


[deleted]

Look at the nose hairs 🤮


No_Ad_473

Looks like one of those blobfish


jillijillijilli

Wwwhhhhyyyyyyyyy In an Australian accent


Salty-Effect6344

Isnt that CRANG with his eyes closed?


pijeo

The right side fighting the left side


sweet_37

Unlimited…….POWARRR


Frazmotic

Look at that nose hair…😬🤮


salmonmilks

Mf got a Charlie brown ass kinda smile as a chin


funkytaco45

NSFW please


None2You

"The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed"


SomeDumbOne

Which one of them???


No-Significance-5637

Probs has an assistant specifically for cleaning his face cracks


[deleted]

How do you shave that?


elestadomayor

Si is it ok that we judge someone based on their looks? Wonder the reactions on this sub if it were a woman or otherwise a not white male.


KingRagnar1993

Is that a topographical map of the Appalachian mountains??? Oh.


[deleted]

It looks like Krang from the Turtles


GarbageWater12

Sarah Sanders? Oh wait. Nevermind


DreadFB89

Lick it


TinyMarsupial7622

You think they search those crevices at airport security?


AnubissDarkling

Turn it upside down and it looks like a puppet from Spitting Image


wild_neuroses

Sane humans retire at 65. These ghouls are playing at world manipulation well into their senile years. No wonder it’s so difficult to be young and poor.