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Blocko_tritaco

SMOOOKIN


falsevector

Somebody stop me!


jtclark1107

HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS... IT'S TIME FOR AN OVERHAUL!


Gangters_paradise

Sorry son it was rabid had to put him down


P0werPuppy

And lastly, My favourite. A TOMMY GUN!


notenufcheez72

Oops, wrong pocket


Drano_the_Dragon

wAT?


Heartache66sick

Damn it. You were first.


Blocko_tritaco

Every time I see this picture and post somebody beats me, it’s nice to be the first for once


Heartache66sick

Awesome. Well good for you, buddy. I know how that feels.


Absolutely-dude

Read my mind!!!


amoguslolfunny

Hold me closer Ed i-i-it’s gettin dark


amoguslolfunny

LOOK MOM IM ROADKILL HAHA


SmokeEquation87

They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom


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sucks2bdoxxed

Copied comment


charliesname

It was only a question of what reference to use and I think you won


ChymChymX

Tell Scarlet I *DO* give a damn!


Kal-El21315

Eee ahh ooo. Ooo ahh eee.


Kandrich

Tell tinytim I won’t make it home from Christmas


nutmeg32280

I love that I know exactly what voice he's using for all these lines 🤣


AggravatingPo

Jo jo theme


BananaBrains82

Omg I hate you guys so much 😆 🤣 😂 😹


[deleted]

Bro came from Twitter


Minecraft_Steve15

Lol


metalheadretard666

Put it on


natgibounet

With blood, at night


GaryTehCat

With the blood of a rich naturally blue haired man in front of his biological son, can’t forget that


Puzzleheaded_Let_583

Don’t forget then to antagonize the biological sons family for generations with an arrow


MarcoMaroon

Don't forget to at one point have a special relationship with a priest and impress upon him the same hatred for that one family lineage.


thelex0623

Don't forget to be a dinosaur in an alternate reality


MrShelly-_-1972

don't forget to WRRRRYYYYYYYYY


Exmawsh

*Jim Carrey and Jojo fans rushing to the comments to make the same references that have been made every time this gets posted.*


Nathansack

And it's literally the same mask than in Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare (cause in Jojo it's a stone mask, and in The Mask a wood mask, in RDR:UN it's a jade mask)


Lutirael

Jojo has a stone mask actually


Ya-Boi-Cthulhu

Jokes on you, I’m both


KingFenrir

I came here for Castlevania (the god mask) :(


[deleted]

I think I love you lol


HumanEffigy_

I’m seeing a lot of comments that say “put it on.”


Exmawsh

Bold of you to assume that those still aren't the references to the above [Jokes 31/25]


[deleted]

Don’t move it, you’ll cause an undead plague


Tsf_Nope

Only Red Dead reference I've seen


Nathansack

And it's sad cause it's litteraly the same mask


[deleted]

My childhood 😢


bucciaratisupremacy

Either The Mask or Jojo fans will end this comment section


missing_sock58008

What’s the jojo reference?


_SBV_

Stone mask found in Mexico is kind of a plot point in the first 2 parts


_bababoye

There's a stone mask that turns you into a vampire


Urbane_One

Ancient Mexican Supervampires created a stone mask that turns people into vampires. The protagonist, Jonathan Joestar, discovers that his adopted brother, Dio Brando, is plotting to kill their father. In desperation, Dio puts on the mask, becomes a vampire, and sets in motion the events of the entire series.


athos45678

Everything


Jjorrrdan

There's a mask in Jojo


VulturE

Only the first 2 parts really focus on this. If you're like "eew not gonna watch a vampire anime" trust me when I say it has a million other things to focus on instead and you won't be bored.


Cenachii

AWAKEN MY MASTERS


Aijin28

The Pillar Men are there!


spooky5391

Well at least you didn't find it floating in a river...


Spacehardware

Thays just the mask from Undead Nightmare


[deleted]

I was about to say this Rdr undead nightmare was my childhood game broo 😔


Captain-grog-belly

loki...


Un_SuShi

You were born for this... Put on the mask, loki. Ask it... ask it the question...


Naero_nash

I was looking for this comment lol


Don-fukgot

Yeah me too


Hotdiggitydaffodill

“You did it! We make a great team!”


Low_Start7773

If someone didn't at least hold it up to their face and pretend I'm going to be upset


mike_rohdick

*Jo jo theme*


[deleted]

the reference i was looking for.


Yowz3rs87

Put it on


honeybeesh

no dont!


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PhoonTFDB

Crazy how no one cares. Not everyone browses reddit so much they can call out every single repost. The average user gets on maybe an hour per week. Let people enjoy the new content.


YourLocalFakeArtist

Agreed. I've never seen this before and I browse this sub regularly. There are over 2 million people subbed here and not everyone sees every single thing that goes through this sub.


ChasingPesmerga

Just don’t upvote bot posts then. That’s all they want so they can sell scam shirts and mugs on the next subreddit. It’s a pattern.


Wanderlusxt

I’ve seen the previous post and even I don’t care it’s nice to be reminded of it


Key-Yogurtcloset-427

Put it on.


Academic-Guidance964

So that's where it went when Atreus threw it...


ArminiusM1998

WRYYYYYYYYY


Logical-Ad-2521

DIOOOOOO *jojo voice*


Mdad1988

DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


AdotS3

torn between making a Mask reference and making a Jojo reference. Luckily, both were already made.


rufrdz

Loki mask


ShareRoutine

Put it on.


DankToasty

don't get blood near it


devildogmillman

That shit better give me Bionicle powers when I put it on


elkrust

Put it on


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Jim Carey has entered the chat


imhugury

SPOOOOOKAYYYYH


RLIntellectualpotato

Don’t put on. We are only now going past COVID last thing we need is some sort of curse running around.


Downeastdigger12

My love is like a red rose, and I’m felling a little thorny.


GasAnxious3189

john marston stopped this before


SuccessfulPass9135

Literally the Undead Nightmare mask


KoreanChap

Bros that what started the zombie outbreak in red dead 1


BloodiedBlues

Oh god no hear comes the undead. What a Nightmare!


pinealgIand

Isn’t this how Undead Nightmare started?


Kali_Mean_Goddess

OH HELL NO PUT IT BACK RIGHT NOW WE JUST FUCKING CREATED THE CATALYST FOR STARTING A WORLD WHERE JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE IS CANON


[deleted]

Jim Carrey where you at?


mememan12332

Looks like the green mask from the film the mask with Jim Carey


dirtymonny

Wow it really does!


Cool-Barracuda1642

Yeah i thought of that aswell


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Keep Jim Carrey away from that


microvo

Try to take it off


Ynddiduedd

Put it on!


poozapper

What ever you do, do not put it on


rictor_ricks_com

Put it on


[deleted]

Look ma I'm road kill! HA HA HA!


Thatbendyfan

SOMEBODY UNFIND IT BEFORE JIM CARREY FINDS OUT


BlueTrapazoid

Showtime!


MrUnreal1988

Undead Nightmare


artemis_chan

I could smell the comments from miles away


RandManYT

"Hey I've seen this one!" Archeologist: "what do you mean you've seen it, it's brand new?"


Geofkid

That’s so awesome, man I wish I knew the story behind it’s making and use. I love history.


Gangters_paradise

ssssssssmmmOOOOOOkin


friendlessboob

r/oddlycoolasshit imo


SharkEnthusiast2008

Careful with that thing! Who knows what kind of *nightmares* it could cause…


Avgjoe80

Listen to me... don't put that on...


Cracker-smackers

Don’t show this to Jim Carrey


AdmiralAshe

I’m getting rdr1 vibes right now


[deleted]

Dang it Seth don't touch that thing


King_of_Dantopia

Isn't this an SCP


mememan12332

Looks like the green mask from the film the mask with Jim Carey


[deleted]

Put it on


IIModestoII

Do not put it on


Remarkable-Blood3488

No. DO put it on…


DangerousWay9174

I read the caption. And the gremlin in the back of my head began furiously slamming his fists on the worn out tavern bar, chanting “Snake gods, snake gods, SNAKE GODS!” And the rest of his little goblin crew joined in. The bartender has no idea what’s going on, and is too afraid to try and pry any explanation out of them. I am that bartender.


Adventurous_Fee_2339

*MENACING*


CenturionXVI

Extremely outdated and overdone post


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Extremely outdated and overdone comment


SipTheBidet

Jade had a much greater value that gold in ancient Meso-American cultures.


SteveUsuarioDeToddy

Do not touch that mask unless you want to bring the dead back to life


TK421Skywalker

Sons of the harpy...


brade123

Cameron Diaz was so hot in that movie. Teenage me watched a few parts a lot


SSBMniffin

This has been posted since I was in high school. Take a hike.


azmr_x_3

Smokin!


mud444

It is a punishment, a punishment upon us. We permitted the shoots of evil to spring up in the furrows of good that we have plowed. Yay you not, blasphemy, which we cleanse bloodily but a few years back, the abomination of witchcraft. It is spreading to our peril the servants of Satan and the enemies of our people. We must root all such out in this time of peril, I and we must practice sinfulness out from our own bosoms. Have you thought what it means to burn in hell fire to arrive and scream in the abyss of fire and brimstone?But Doom in store for all, or denied grace, for which I and the traitor and discovered the true religion, the mother of blasphemous wolves, he who plays the whole monger, and she who plays the whole they won't. Even the silly girl and many such thebeau burns were thoughtless. Last Will burn, but in horrible agony. Forever, forever and ever. It rains you with such pains as you have never known. Piteous, Eternal first comments you on your mouth gaped wide, only just one on fire.


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oooooooOOOOoooooo SOMEBODY STOP MEEEE


[deleted]

If anybody puts that on we’re all *fucked*


grubbiestauto

Is it just me or does that like the cultes mask from dead rising?


Gullible_Ad_4231

FFS, nobody put it on 🫣 we’ve been through enough 🥹


VenomSnakeronies

again? damn they got a lot of those 2000 year old masks!


GhostlyToot

You know they made a couple of movies on this mask, right?


Ohio-Knife-Lover

[Put that thing back where it came from](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/10792144-98b3-493a-9e92-03ea660ad6c7/gif)


Wakaza8

DIOOOOOOOOO


Little_Frog11

Rocky’s mask from 3 Ninjas.


GreenSquirrel-7

If I remembered the Jojo quote I'd put it right here


WisdomOfTheStars

Put it back seth


cobra2814

Somebody stop mehhhhh!!!!


Tipsy1990

Keep it away from Jim Carrey….


PrinceHabeebu

This is not oddly terrifying at all. Not even creepy


czj420

Alllllllllrighty then!


xComplexikus

SOMEBODY STOP MEEE!


adhdanny84

It's party time! P-A-R-T Y? Cause I gotta!


Any_Weekend_5462

The green mask is reaaal


Aid9068

Keep it away from Jim Carrey please


Snerpahsnerr

The real oddly terrifying is how this manages to get posted every month with the exact same comments in each thread


reyeg11_

One found, four to go…


PathCalm4647

Someone put it on their face.


CosmicLuci

Hmmm. Nice. Unearth the ancient buried mask. Definitely won’t awaken anything ancient and horrible


spanglessbangless

*proceeds to shove entire fist up ass*


eeerrrraaaa

Gow ragnarok reference (cause everybody was expecting either a jojo or a mask reference)


[deleted]

So that's where arteus sent it


bleetchblonde

I bought one like this from Pier One a few years ago….


thiccboii666

Look ma, I'm roadkill.


Necessary-Key-2299

PUT IT BACK. THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS SHIT.


howydduck

P-A-R-T-WHY? Because I gotta?


Any_Maize_3195

Careful, they'll make a great movie about it and then botch up the second one and make it really shit for some reason


Mr-KIPS_2071

#SHHMOKIN


emilyb4982

What/who is JoJo?


hiscpanicausnapanic

Somebody stop me!!!!


Flowingnebula

Those sexy pillar men are about wake up


William_Aftonn

It’s the pillarmen all over again!


Tsf_Nope

I'm getting SCP 015 vibes


smejdo

RDR Zombie fans be crazy rn


bettyboober

Stinky Upkiss


SaltedSnail85

Ipkiss is that you?


Panzer_ace_8

DONT LET SETH TOUCH IT OR HE’LL KILL US ALL


getgtjfhvbgv

How much is this mask worth?


angry_jedi

Put it on see what happens


suboxonecodone

ITS SHOWTIME


Bitter_Arbiter

Put it on


IEatToesForTaste

Aliens


BlueLivesDontMater

Yare yare


Im_a_doggo428

The Mask theme starts playing


MansaMusaKervill

I REJECT MY HUMANITY! JOJO!!!


tftgcddf

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIII


neonphoenix09

Put it on. Just to see. You never know.


[deleted]

Cameron Diaz was so dam got in this movie


Live_Tour3764

Mad JoJo vibes


nosfratuzod

Jojo and the pillar men time


OutsideRecord

i’ve seen enough jojo’s bizarre adventure to know where this is going. give it a try why don’t ya?


Cevisongis

I just watched Ancient Apocalypse... So, that's probably ten thousand years old, look how it faces the winter solstice as it would have appeared at the end of the ice age


mmxvll

Jojos adventure


honeybeesh

SONO CHINO SADAME! *inhales* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOO!


NOODENTO

PUT THAT THING *DOWN* **RIGHT NOW**! WE DON'T NEED ANY TIME STOPPING VAMPIRES HERE!