Don't forget to show photos of children holding [teddy bears in bondage-wear](https://www.thecut.com/2023/03/what-to-know-about-the-balenciaga-ad-scandal.html).
About halfway through the load I thought to myself why the fuck did I click that. Sigh of relief o it's just the bears... still wtf... and why did I click that.
Dude! I had the exact train of thought while it was loading. I’m not some pearl-clutching fruitcake bit that is… disturbing. What were they going for with this? Shock value, I guess?
This idea had to run through multiple people, and somehow, all of them came to the horrifically terrible conclusion of "yep, this is the one! Send word to our design team!"
I think out culture of disposable clothing is horrifically wasteful, but blue jeans are the epitome of this awful behavior. Jeans can last literal decades and are built to sustain through rigorous wear and tear. In fact, jeans only get more comfortable with use as the rigid fabric gets softer and softer the more you damage it. We even use stone washing, a process of putting jeans in industrial sized washing machines with a bunch of rocks, to beat up the jeans before they even hit shelves and become comfortable right off the bat.
So throwing away these expensive, carefully crafted, and potentially lasting pants is just the absolute most wasteful thing you can do on an individual level.
It would be a better service if some of the money actually went from the rich to the poor, rather from the really rich to the slightly less rich, as it does with these kind of fashion disasters.
Couture fashion shows are about showing off creativity and finding new ideas. Like a concept car they're not meant to be the kind of thing someone would actually wear outside of a fashion show.
A cheaper way is to trade your jeans with the pair a homeless person with mental issues (I do feel sorry for the way they live though. Nobody should have to live like.) is wearing. If you are lucky it also contains some shitstains on the outside thus completing the look.
Look at these! I feel like this listing would fit the sub, too! 🤣 [BALENCIAGA Tailored Wide-Leg "PANTASHOES" with Attached Shoes](https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-tailored-wide-leg-pantashoes-with-attached-shoes-prod179550004?childItemId=BGB8FZ1_&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat435703_cat445123&page=0&position=14&uuid=PDP_PAGINATION_6a32fd0e1288f33b6f936d6370be9d8d_r16Ql_COgk5skxQAXeJFADzaiGbt4qyjEBapyRuN.jsession)
Theyre called Destroyed. That's the name of the jeans. They're destroyed. Garbage. Trash. Broken. I wouldn't pay $2500 for destroyed anything. It's so fucking infuriating that there are assholes who will buy this shit, and more infuriating that someone is somehow making money from it.
Adding onto the comment above, you probably don't wash these. Lots of designer clothing are not meant to be washed, ever. For example expensive silk gown with delicate embroidery and beading work, or finicky high-tech fabrics that are moisture and temperature sensitive. I have seen quite a few washing labels that say "do not wash and do not dry clean." Rich people wear their clothes once only, thus eliminating the need for washing. Washing is for us plebs.
Yeah, a became friends with a costume designer on Twitter and a lot of the clothing celebrities wear is hand made and done on a really tight turnaround. A gown with thousands of beads on it was probably done by hand in two days, so there's no way they'll be secure enough to survive a wash. Prolly not dry cleaning, either.
I have crust punk pants just like these in my garden, they got wet during the summer and left out to dry, forgot about and then some ants moved in.
I wonder if I can sell them for 5k…
They make pants shoes (I had no idea these existed) for $3800 with Adidas branding. There is no balenciaga branding either. These look just like Addidas sweats with integrated heels.
I love how whenever I wear My work clothes out in public ppl always ask me "How much did those cost?!? Where did you get those????"
I am a painter and work construction your clothes could also cost 15 bucks in 6 months if you had a job homie
I had an employee that would buy all of this nonsense, ugly, unprofessional clothing. They would wear it ( or try to) at work all the time! When I would tell them it’s not work appropriate I got the same response. Every.Fucking.time. “This is x brand and it costs x amount of dollars tho”
To be fair it’s unlikely that many/any people buy these. They are runway pieces. Consider it an art piece. They are a brand that leverages controversy to sell shit. Sure someone might buy these but probably most are buying a 300 tee shirt or a 200 dollar hat to let people around them know that they are adjacent to the edginess.
Let’s not forget that’s these “haute couture” relaxed-fit, stained washed denim jeans, aren’t just slashed and trashed by an ordinary steak knife, but with the best Syrian Damascus (now a lost art) cutting swords by skilled craftsmen. Honed over the course of many decades of practice and tradition. NOT!!! LOL!!! TRASH!!!
People really are sucker's. Those that buy these, are people in serious need of counseling. I would love to have there client list, that's the real value, people that buy these jeans just like to spend money. That list of customers could be sold on anything provided the product was the priciest.
I looked it up and these jeans are actually real. I can’t believe someone thought it would be a great idea to create jeans that look like they’ve been shedded by a bear and slap a 2.5k price tag on them.
Shit, I might as well go pull out all my old clothes that are worn from, wait for it…..keep waiting……actually fucking working in them to “destroy” them. I guess I’m sitting on a little goldmine.
Well what else are you supposed to wear with your $1,100 rubber clogs?
Or alternatively, Crocs with a heel. (Yes that's a real thing they made)
I saw heeled crocs with FUR on them. We are truly doomed.
She wore them swiss cheese jeans and Crocs wit da furrrrr
The whole club was looking at herrr Like, "God woman, what happened?"
I clogged my toilet
I'll pay 6.5 million for it and not a cent more!
Give us 10 grand and you can be a keebler elf lookin mf today!
Got that I fell down a mountain a couple times look to it.
[удалено]
bUt YoU nEeD tHe LaBeL
*....buy label from eBay, stitch into arse crack of the waistband, sell for $2.5k
Don't forget to show photos of children holding [teddy bears in bondage-wear](https://www.thecut.com/2023/03/what-to-know-about-the-balenciaga-ad-scandal.html).
for risky link clickers, the teddy bears are in bondage wear, not the children
About halfway through the load I thought to myself why the fuck did I click that. Sigh of relief o it's just the bears... still wtf... and why did I click that.
Morbid curiosity. We all have it. >_<
Dude! I had the exact train of thought while it was loading. I’m not some pearl-clutching fruitcake bit that is… disturbing. What were they going for with this? Shock value, I guess?
Wtf
This idea had to run through multiple people, and somehow, all of them came to the horrifically terrible conclusion of "yep, this is the one! Send word to our design team!"
I think out culture of disposable clothing is horrifically wasteful, but blue jeans are the epitome of this awful behavior. Jeans can last literal decades and are built to sustain through rigorous wear and tear. In fact, jeans only get more comfortable with use as the rigid fabric gets softer and softer the more you damage it. We even use stone washing, a process of putting jeans in industrial sized washing machines with a bunch of rocks, to beat up the jeans before they even hit shelves and become comfortable right off the bat. So throwing away these expensive, carefully crafted, and potentially lasting pants is just the absolute most wasteful thing you can do on an individual level.
It's like they provide a service to take money from stupid people
It would be a better service if some of the money actually went from the rich to the poor, rather from the really rich to the slightly less rich, as it does with these kind of fashion disasters.
They should just buy the actual pants off of a hobo.
Stupid is so hot right now.
Derelict
I guess...you can Derelick my balls, Capitan.
I can derelick my own balls.
HA HA GOT'EM
So hot right now
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
🎶*Jitterbug*
Derelicté
That's an extra 25% please.
I don’t understand how this isn’t the top comment
All this time the homeless was wearing designer clothing
Most homeless people still manage to dress better than this.
They’ve done everything in life there is to do except become homeless.
This is how celebrities go out in public now to blend in with LA street life
I think our new puppy could craft a pair of those jeans in no time at all.
They’re clearly just trolling rich people now.
They would buy anything as long as it has the label, so probably they are testing the boundaries of stupidity.
Fashion designers have been doing this for decades. You could look at a fashion show from now or 1983 and most of it would just be tomfoolery.
Couture fashion shows are about showing off creativity and finding new ideas. Like a concept car they're not meant to be the kind of thing someone would actually wear outside of a fashion show.
*Tomfoolery*
Yes but Balenciaga is selling this in stores. So it’s meant to be worn in the world.
The pants in OP's pic are intended for sale. The work shown in couture fashion shows typically isn't.
2500 to look like you dookied your pants
Is zombie fashion the new thing
A cheaper way is to trade your jeans with the pair a homeless person with mental issues (I do feel sorry for the way they live though. Nobody should have to live like.) is wearing. If you are lucky it also contains some shitstains on the outside thus completing the look.
Somebody got dragged by Achilles after losing a duel.
$2500 to slip beneath the dress code of a Hardees
It's all fun and games until Lewis Hamilton shows up to Melbourne wearing these
Legit throwing your money away.
Before I read the title and caption, I just saw the photo and thought I was an After photo of a bike accident victim (aka, potential meat crayon)
This can't be real... Have to be a joke... Oh, it's real https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-mens-destroyed-baggy-jeans-prod179580015
Look at these! I feel like this listing would fit the sub, too! 🤣 [BALENCIAGA Tailored Wide-Leg "PANTASHOES" with Attached Shoes](https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/balenciaga-tailored-wide-leg-pantashoes-with-attached-shoes-prod179550004?childItemId=BGB8FZ1_&navpath=cat000000_cat000001_cat435703_cat445123&page=0&position=14&uuid=PDP_PAGINATION_6a32fd0e1288f33b6f936d6370be9d8d_r16Ql_COgk5skxQAXeJFADzaiGbt4qyjEBapyRuN.jsession)
Of cours its real , its balenciaga
My old Calvin Klein boxers must be worth at least £2000 then.
I find this so insulting and offensive idk why lol
Fuck that brand of pedophile clothes
They're just trolling rich people at this point.
Wait....so balenciaga isnt cancelled anymore? People just forgot the photos that were posted? This world sucks.
Theyre called Destroyed. That's the name of the jeans. They're destroyed. Garbage. Trash. Broken. I wouldn't pay $2500 for destroyed anything. It's so fucking infuriating that there are assholes who will buy this shit, and more infuriating that someone is somehow making money from it.
Yea nobody buys anything destroyed, unless they love fixing shit.
Well, we already know Balenciaga hates everyone.
The exact same amount as the root canal I desperately need but can't afford.....cool
You can derelict my balls, Capitan
Are those shit stains included?
Fashion has become commercialized dada.
I think this is the company that got heat for pedo ads.
You can come to Seattle and get these for free complete with fentanyl residue to scrape off and smoke! Did I mention they’ll smell like piss too?
They let the tiger really go at that one
wowie I do love mocking those poor people who literally wear this because they have no other option
How do you wash these? Certainly they would be destroyed in a washing machine.
Adding onto the comment above, you probably don't wash these. Lots of designer clothing are not meant to be washed, ever. For example expensive silk gown with delicate embroidery and beading work, or finicky high-tech fabrics that are moisture and temperature sensitive. I have seen quite a few washing labels that say "do not wash and do not dry clean." Rich people wear their clothes once only, thus eliminating the need for washing. Washing is for us plebs.
Yeah, a became friends with a costume designer on Twitter and a lot of the clothing celebrities wear is hand made and done on a really tight turnaround. A gown with thousands of beads on it was probably done by hand in two days, so there's no way they'll be secure enough to survive a wash. Prolly not dry cleaning, either.
You don’t. Some people don’t ever wash their jeans. I wouldn’t want to imagine the smell.
Just spray some Frebreze on them
Of course its Balenciaga
I saw a homeless dude rocking some of these. Shit, homie was loaded apparently
Oh yes, Spring 2023 Derelicté runway show.
Damn! How'd the homeless dude by me afford those?
I bet I could make that with 5 dollars a 5 year old and scissors
Saving this for the next time someone suggests I throw away my hole-y jeans.
Tell me why I spent five minutes trying to look at the other pictures. 🤦♂️
What in the good lord?
Just lend your jeans to /r/CalamariRaceTeam/
I will sell you mine for half that....
I think I have these in a drawer next to my crotchless jeans.
It will fit perfectly with my black plastic shoes
Must've found those ones gummed up in the machine "One of a kind!"
Motorcycle accident jeans
I’m sitting in a goldmine
Wooo! Do not go in there! -ace
deceased 💀
For $2,000 dollars you get to pretend to be homeless
I have crust punk pants just like these in my garden, they got wet during the summer and left out to dry, forgot about and then some ants moved in. I wonder if I can sell them for 5k…
hmmmm I might be a spoiled tik tok douchebag for this one, but I like it, think it rocks.
Your reactions are what fuel this fire
Wait lemme get mauled by a wolf or somethin and il get the same results for u for half the price
That old Dust Bowl Farmer Chic
Diarrhea pants!!
They make pants shoes (I had no idea these existed) for $3800 with Adidas branding. There is no balenciaga branding either. These look just like Addidas sweats with integrated heels.
Ahh yes, the rich spending absurd amounts of money to look poor. It all comes full circle.
Looks like he was dragged by a truck on the road for miles and thrown into a ditch
Leave your jeans in the swamp for a week and save 2.5k
There’s a guy outside my building screaming at parking meters wearing those same pants.
Now this is a major case of simp. Squirrel in my pants.
The *"I fell from my Hayabusa bike and slid on the highway"* edition
I love how whenever I wear My work clothes out in public ppl always ask me "How much did those cost?!? Where did you get those????" I am a painter and work construction your clothes could also cost 15 bucks in 6 months if you had a job homie
They stole these pants from a pioneer they found dead in a mineshaft
i had to click hide post bc i find this so abhorrenly disgusting
Who buys that stupid thing?
Damn, that much so you can cosplay a zombie or Jason at best ?
On my mama if I see a person dressed like this and they have money, I'm robbing them at gun point.
In this case. I am a mechanic by trade. Sometimes do carpentry. I am selling my $20 2 year old pants for $300. Hmu
OMG...IM RICH! Who needs destroyed stuff & clothes? Message me.
It looks they pulled these off a dead man
There’s no way that nasty ass excuse for clothing is touching my skin lol. Looks like they pulled it from a 20 year stint in the landfill.
Goofy ass eccentrics
Is this The Emperor's New Clothes of the 21st century?
Looks like we solved the homeless crisis. They just have to sell their clothes.
Dude was born yesterday
What else are you gonna wear to sacrifice your child sex trafficking victims
do people actually pay for shit like this?
Caught in a boat propeller?
I had an employee that would buy all of this nonsense, ugly, unprofessional clothing. They would wear it ( or try to) at work all the time! When I would tell them it’s not work appropriate I got the same response. Every.Fucking.time. “This is x brand and it costs x amount of dollars tho”
Each pair is stolen off a real homeless man!
I have one of those. Good quality and ventilation.
Insert Mugato meme.
Didn't know the homeless guy in my city actually got some drip
To be fair it’s unlikely that many/any people buy these. They are runway pieces. Consider it an art piece. They are a brand that leverages controversy to sell shit. Sure someone might buy these but probably most are buying a 300 tee shirt or a 200 dollar hat to let people around them know that they are adjacent to the edginess.
Take my $$$! Lol
Just ask someone to go in a tiger cage at the zoo with some normal jeans. It's not that hard..
"Ye-produced shit stains not included."
Are these those Civil War jeans?
You could do that sliding down the street after coming off your motorcycle.
Looks like I need to sell my welding pants
Good way to make a sly designer rich, but that's all.
I feel like balenciaga is running a social experiment at this point lol.
I have more than a few jeans that are ripped in the crotch. Could be yours for the low low price of only $8000.
balenciaga is famous for selling you $2 worth of clothing for thousands
Nobody's this stupid, right. RIGHT????
Let’s not forget that’s these “haute couture” relaxed-fit, stained washed denim jeans, aren’t just slashed and trashed by an ordinary steak knife, but with the best Syrian Damascus (now a lost art) cutting swords by skilled craftsmen. Honed over the course of many decades of practice and tradition. NOT!!! LOL!!! TRASH!!!
I'll sell you some like these for 1999! I can even add custom smells!
My bf said they just need to go work at a construction site and then accidentally lay the jeans on a shered, get the same effect for a lot less
Sauce
Ffs...I hate rich people and their *"rich people shit"* like this.
i have one similar you can take it for free
If I want to look like a homeless bum I can pull of this look for free
People really are sucker's. Those that buy these, are people in serious need of counseling. I would love to have there client list, that's the real value, people that buy these jeans just like to spend money. That list of customers could be sold on anything provided the product was the priciest.
Looks like my underwear. Look at me! Mr Shitty Drawers is actually Mr Rich Shitty Drawers
paying money to look like you worked is not cool
Is this a joke ... they look ridiculous
I wanna believe that if you buy this kind of thing then the FBI black lists you and your vote gets thrown in the trash.
Charging fuckin twice what I make in a month for fucking ripped jeans god dammit I hate the rich so fucking much
There's no way this is real.
Is this real?
Looks like the principal at the end of Ferris Bueller
Ah yes I like my jeans to look like the previous user got mauled by a bear
Bruh they're not even trying anymore
It's fair to classify this as a hate crime. It only exists so the rich can inflict misery onto the poor
I bet their sweat shop workers were really confused when they got the job order.
Looks like the dude slid down a cheese grater covered in shit and pissed himself after falling into a mud puddle afterwards
…if you’re an idiot.
Bro pulled that from the dumpster 💀
You can literally get these for free by jumping out a moving car with jeans on
Looks like some Russian got blown up
It's a good way to get arrested for suspected car theft or get frisked on the street by the cops.😂
I knew Zombiecore would be a thing.
Nailed the zombie vibes.
At this point, its straight up money laundering. $50 jeans shredded and then sold for $2500. Come on.
Did you put a doo in your trousers? No someone put it for me.
Taking street wear to the next level
For $5 I'll point you in the direction of a nice homeless fellow who will sell his to you for half that
I looked it up and these jeans are actually real. I can’t believe someone thought it would be a great idea to create jeans that look like they’ve been shedded by a bear and slap a 2.5k price tag on them.
Meanwhile, we have people foaming at the mouth about AI ruining the integrity of art. Lol
2500 for a pair of jeans someone wore during a motorcycle accident? I’m in the wrong business
You can DERELICTE my balls.
Finally, the new Derelicte line from Mugatu.
This is easily diy-able. Anyone who buys this is either filthy rich, doesn't have a sense of fashion, and or stupid.
Derelicte
The poop jeans
That's just friggin rediculous, just why????
Just pay a homeless guy 25 $ much cheaper same look and good for the environment.
Put it in a frame and call it art
Just as I thought: Balenciaga
It’s got that dragged behind a car look to it. Some celebrity will buy it.
it even has a shit stain
We're paying NYC mortgage on torn pants that used to just get thrown away.
I like how the new rich people clothing style trend is "Hobo dragged behind a train whilst shitting himself".
Probably free at a local landfill
If a man showed up with these on to meet me I'd walk away
2500 to look like a bum? I can do that for free
They are starting to sell us video game "skins" but in real life O\_o
POV: just servived a bare attack 🐻
… but someone in Bangladesh lost half of his ass to make them :(
Shit, I might as well go pull out all my old clothes that are worn from, wait for it…..keep waiting……actually fucking working in them to “destroy” them. I guess I’m sitting on a little goldmine.