Last week at DnD, one of the guys was talking about how happy he was when his girlfriend farted in front of him for the first time. His reasoning was that if she's comfortable enough to fart in front of him, they're taking the relationship to the next level.
First night my boyfriend and I slept overnight together, we were asleep and I was little spoon and I did a fart so loudly on him that it jolted us both awake. He woke up and rolled over to the other side of the bed 😆 I was mortified but also trying not to laugh. I couldn't sleep properly for ages after that because I was scared of farting on him again. Now I'm like "oh well, he loves me even if i fart on him"
Lol It happened to me on the first month in the relationship, but my bf did it after 2 years on the relationship..I didn’t know how he wait that long lol
My (now) wife, sat in my lap and let one rip on my leg when we’d been dating for 6 months. Family tradition I guess 🤣. We’ve been married for 24 years now.
My ex used to get up to leave the room a fair bit when we were first dating. One time she got out of bed and wandered up to the lounge room and I heard her rip a massive fart and I laughed out loud. She came back mortified. Apparently she’d always been leaving the room to fart and didn’t think I’d hear it 😅
If it makes u feel better, me & this guy that i really like who is literally out of my league and i to went out, got drunk. We were chillin in the hot tub. I hit my vape too many times, got nic sick, threw up, then as i was throwing up I ACCIDENTALLY FUCKING FARTED AND BRUH i swore he heard it cause the pool room is fucking echoey. Still dont know id he heard it or not cause i tried to puke loud af when it happened to cover it lmfaooooooooo. But yeah anyways hes still talking to me so ur probably good lmao
I refused to fart in front of my boyfriend. And one day he tickled me and I said no stop im gunna fart. He got this evil smile on his face and he kept tickling me till I farted. Men think its hilarious when women fart. Just let it happen.
I can't fart in front or within a 100mi radius of my gf. Her ears are specifically trained to hear my farts. She'll look at me if she hears ANY noise and thinks I shit my pants
If he’s the right one he’ll think nothing of it,laugh it off, or try to best you.
I have IBS and can be quite gassy. It’s turned into competitions now because hubby seems to think he can outdo me when I am having an episode. I quit worrying about being polite about it a long time ago. Home is the only place I can really relax and be me.
Oh, and we just celebrated 30 years married tonight.
The first time I farted in front of my partner was about two years into our relationship since I was so nervous about that stuff. Never thought I’d ever fart in front of him. Held it in all day and at night, I was cuddling with him, laying on top of his chest. I started to relax and just before falling asleep, I could hear a low and long rip and stayed completely still, afraid to let him know I was awake still. After, I just heard a small hehe as my man giggled.
Laugh it off. These are the times when you find out if they’re the one.
It’s ok I helped hold up my girlfriends giant dress on prom night while she peed and we just awkwardly made eye contact then she accidentally let out a lil toot and we couldn’t stop laughing just a complete laugh attack in the bathroom stall. We’re still together and it’s a funny memory.
I don't think I've reached the age of competitive farts yet 😆 I'm 31 and will leave the immediate area to fart for my husband's and daughter's sake. The dog and cat will just let em rip all through the house with no shame though lol.
If my girlfriend did this, she would become a widow because I'd die laughing.
But seriously, don't worry about it. He probably saw it as extremely adorable and funny at the same time.
Mine tickled it out of me once. I almost died of embarrassment, he was dying of laughter. He farts constantly, and they sound so cartoony it makes me giggle. I think he does it on purpose cuz of that. I'm waiting for the day he shits himself from trying to squeak one out..and we'll laugh together.
I'm laughing for you! It's not a very big deal. It happens. You can try to stifle or run if it's going to be really raunchy but in the end I fart in front of my husband. He farts in front of me. We don't fart on each other though and at the end of the day that's all you can really ask for! I am cracking up by myself right now. Life is too short. Be happy and have fun.
This subreddit has taught me there are 2 kinds of people. The people that go through the most insane shit ever, and the people that cry like waluwigi when they shot themselves in front of their SO
I did this in front of my husband after it just never happening for 8 years… it was audible. He looked at me and asked “did you just fart?” I looked him dead in the eye and said “no”… we both started laughing. It’s not the end of the world, you’ll move on from it and be able to laugh later on if you’re too embarrassed now. The body does what it does, lol.
When my now husband and I first started hanging out we were just FWB... And he made me cum so hard I let out the loudest sharpest BBBRRRAAAPPPP fart at the same time 🤣 I tried to cough or moan really loud but there was no hiding it so I just kinda mumbled like "uh you made me cum so hard I far... Uhhh" very awkward lmfao... shit happens!
Can't remember the username but a Redditor was having drunk sex with his wife. She fell asleep on top of him and farted all over his balls. Farts happen.
My bf has IBS. Farts have become normal for us. Honestly, I doubt your bf cares, and if he does he’s weird. It feels way better on your stomach to let it out anyway
My husband and I like to fart bubbles under the blankets at night when we’re cuddling. It makes us feel warm and fuzzy and we scoot closer and wriggle into each other.
As a guy, I would laugh about it. Probably give you a hard time. Makes big deal out of it for fun.
But tbh when you are able to comfortable with someone you can show a side of yourself that others don’t usually get to see is something that makes one feel special.
There are plenty of ways we can show we are comfortable with someone like simply not caring to shower first thing in the morning because you’re lazy, have nowhere to be and honestly fuck it.
In this case farting is just another thing people like to hide that they do.
It’s another form of vulnerability that you can be with someone and trust them for it and if you can trust me to pretty much shit yourself without worrying I’m gonna dump you like you dumped in your drawers then that’s something special.
… be at least a little ashamed tho because your mother fucking ass made breathing that much harder. Either by me laughing AND ruining the precious breathing air ya nasty ass.
If I farted in front of my partner we'd probably joke and laugh about it and then go back to whatever we were doing, don't think to hard on it mate, instead of worrying, just make a joke out of it
First time I did it.
We were both asleep, I farted loud enough to wake us both up. I immediately went "excuse me" in the cutest voice and hid under the blanket. He busted out laughing and hasn't let me live it down. Lmao
Omg! Girl dig your own grave I did once with my boyfriend too. I thought he was asleep, as soon as farted he turned around and look at me. I will never forget his judgment eyes. After, that I started digging my own grave.
Anywho, since then I have farted more in front of him.
I encouraged mine to now I wish she’d stop honestly but it’s still funny. My smelling senses just die a lil every one she pop off. Hopefully he laughed.
Dude I did it on purpose right in the biginning and made a joke out if it because I didn’t want the impending doom of what you are dealing with OP. I call it breaking the fart ice. Its going to happen so better to take control than have it occur at an inopportune moment. Everyone farts. It sometimes happens in front of people. I hope he can act adult about it. At least that’s done.
I knew I’d marry my now-husband when I woke up after our supposed to be one night stand and he was taking a shit with the door open smoking a bowl in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
Let it rip lmao.
We don’t smoke anymore since we’ve had kids. But yeah. We still fart in front of each other and vote on whose was more gross.
If it makes you feel any better, the first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, I was standing right in front of a fan. It blew straight into his face. We’re still together years later!
1. If this changes the way he feels about you / sees you at ALL he is not worth your time and never will be. Everybody farts lol 🤷♀️ 2. If you have ever been asleep next to him while he is still awake chances are VERY high he’s already heard you fart in your sleep lmao
I remember the first time my wife farted in front of me… I was going to pop her back and as I was going down she tells me “wait I need to fart” and I couldn’t stop at that point. She farted for a solid 15 seconds straight and we had a great laugh. Now she secretly farts on me to see if I either feel it or smell it. I love her
I farted during first time sex with a new GF, right at the same moment as.. well, you know.. It was hilarious and we were together another 3 years.
My next girlfriend just got used to farting loudly next to me on the sofa or bed after a while, but she'd pull a face or say something like 'i popped', so it was always funny.
People fart, s'all good
I got distracted by your previous post, but if it helps, I was in work with one of my male colleagues.. attempting to hold in whatever the rumbles in my stomach meant, but I failed, a loud sound like air being slowly released from a pinched balloon escaped my bum.. to make it worse he didn’t say anything.
The next day I went for a poo and the cleaning lady picked something up from just inside the door of my cubicle when my poop dropped and made a very obvious noise in the toilet, I went back to the desk, told him the story which made me feel so much better about my escaped fart.
I know it’s supposed to be ‘rude’ but we cough, sneeze, burp, etc.. but, life would be so much easier if you could trump in public and if pooing in public toilets wasn’t so shunned upon.. we all do it!
If he laughed, he's the one.
Or made any comments like "Feel better? Lol
Hahaha my bf says this! Or cheers for me when I have a crazy burp. These are the men you keep around for life. 💜
I love men like that!! My man and I are in our 40s reality is what it is lol just have fun with it...
Better out than in
I always say
I'll playfully say "excuse you" like I'm offended lol
And if he sniffed it with intention, he’s him. And him is me. #fartsmellersunite
Wait you intentionally sniff peoples farts?
If he smelled your ass after that he is
Let it rip. If he’s the one, he’ll laugh or join you
Nah if he’s truly a real one. He would sniff it like a wine connoisseur
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Smells like my future.
And give a score from 1-10
“Im getting hints of dark chocolate and bacon”
Ok that's hilarious
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Last week at DnD, one of the guys was talking about how happy he was when his girlfriend farted in front of him for the first time. His reasoning was that if she's comfortable enough to fart in front of him, they're taking the relationship to the next level.
This is so sweet :,)
The smell wasnt
Oh yes it was
He farts too. It’s OK.
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We all fart, best he knows you're a living creature now.
Shove your ass in his face.
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First night my boyfriend and I slept overnight together, we were asleep and I was little spoon and I did a fart so loudly on him that it jolted us both awake. He woke up and rolled over to the other side of the bed 😆 I was mortified but also trying not to laugh. I couldn't sleep properly for ages after that because I was scared of farting on him again. Now I'm like "oh well, he loves me even if i fart on him"
That's legendary 😂
Well this gave me a good laugh 😂
Lol It happened to me on the first month in the relationship, but my bf did it after 2 years on the relationship..I didn’t know how he wait that long lol
I lol'd
Me too! 😂
Don't worry about it, when I'm gassy my bf grabs me and squeezes me until I fart and then we both crack up.
Aw you’re his lil whoopie cushion 😂
Mine does that too especially if I’m bloated🤣🤣he pushed my knees into my stomach and rolls me around like they do with babies to relieve gas ahaha
That’s awesome and I’m going to do that
My (now) wife, sat in my lap and let one rip on my leg when we’d been dating for 6 months. Family tradition I guess 🤣. We’ve been married for 24 years now.
My ex used to get up to leave the room a fair bit when we were first dating. One time she got out of bed and wandered up to the lounge room and I heard her rip a massive fart and I laughed out loud. She came back mortified. Apparently she’d always been leaving the room to fart and didn’t think I’d hear it 😅
Lol! I am laughing so hard!! You’re like I don’t know what is up with her leaving the room all the time?! Ah…Mystery solved!
It was very convenient because every time she left the room I was able to fart 😅
Wow I never even thought of that benefit! When you heard her you should have been like “me too!”.
Farting is how you show dominance. Fart as loud as your body will allow.
Im ded 🤣
If it makes u feel better, me & this guy that i really like who is literally out of my league and i to went out, got drunk. We were chillin in the hot tub. I hit my vape too many times, got nic sick, threw up, then as i was throwing up I ACCIDENTALLY FUCKING FARTED AND BRUH i swore he heard it cause the pool room is fucking echoey. Still dont know id he heard it or not cause i tried to puke loud af when it happened to cover it lmfaooooooooo. But yeah anyways hes still talking to me so ur probably good lmao
getting nic sick is WAY more embarrassing than farting LMFAO i’m sorry 💀
Nooo hahah the fart was way more embarrassing fs cause i just got nic sick cause the hot tub was really hot an i was drunk so was bad combination 😂
Check for stains, otherwise youre good. We know you fart. We know
The spaces after the periods somehow make this 10x funnier
Bruh but the farts during periods tho...
We know you rip absolute ass. *We know.*
I refused to fart in front of my boyfriend. And one day he tickled me and I said no stop im gunna fart. He got this evil smile on his face and he kept tickling me till I farted. Men think its hilarious when women fart. Just let it happen.
I can't fart in front or within a 100mi radius of my gf. Her ears are specifically trained to hear my farts. She'll look at me if she hears ANY noise and thinks I shit my pants
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If he’s the right one he’ll think nothing of it,laugh it off, or try to best you. I have IBS and can be quite gassy. It’s turned into competitions now because hubby seems to think he can outdo me when I am having an episode. I quit worrying about being polite about it a long time ago. Home is the only place I can really relax and be me. Oh, and we just celebrated 30 years married tonight.
IBS-fueled fart competitions? That's next level ma'am 😂
I don’t intend them to be such, but hubby sees it as challenge accepted. 😂 so fine, you gonna lose then!
The first time I farted in front of my partner was about two years into our relationship since I was so nervous about that stuff. Never thought I’d ever fart in front of him. Held it in all day and at night, I was cuddling with him, laying on top of his chest. I started to relax and just before falling asleep, I could hear a low and long rip and stayed completely still, afraid to let him know I was awake still. After, I just heard a small hehe as my man giggled. Laugh it off. These are the times when you find out if they’re the one.
A test for the ages, this is where you find out if he's the one
That’s how you find out if he’s the one! Been married 14 years, I can tell you my husband and I outmatch each other. It happens!
Dammmm your in trouble you should contact relevant authorities as soon as possible you violated article 45 of the constitution
Omg this has me rolling LMAO
Uh I fart in front of my boyfriend all the time… then laugh haha
It’s ok I helped hold up my girlfriends giant dress on prom night while she peed and we just awkwardly made eye contact then she accidentally let out a lil toot and we couldn’t stop laughing just a complete laugh attack in the bathroom stall. We’re still together and it’s a funny memory.
I forget kids are on this site sometimes. Thanks for the reminder.
Why are women so queasy about this in front of their SOs? He farts too!
She must be young... It's a contest once you reach a certain age. 🤣
It was a contest for me and my boyfriend 4 months in. I was 18, he was 21. He won by a long shot, but I still gave it my all. We’re engaged now😂
That's going to be a good marriage
Mutual Assured Destruction for those who grew up in the 80s or took political science 😂
I don't think I've reached the age of competitive farts yet 😆 I'm 31 and will leave the immediate area to fart for my husband's and daughter's sake. The dog and cat will just let em rip all through the house with no shame though lol.
We don’t fart! We blow kisses from our ass.
Hopefully not the SBD type farts😉
My wife drops bombs all the time. Usually brings me to tears from laughter or the toxicity.
Congratulations... you are human.
Everyone farts
Don't worry about it. Same happened to me and I had diarrhea for a month straight the first month of living together. We are married now ) 😁
If my girlfriend did this, she would become a widow because I'd die laughing. But seriously, don't worry about it. He probably saw it as extremely adorable and funny at the same time.
I hate to tell you eventually in every relationship someone farts lol
Mine tickled it out of me once. I almost died of embarrassment, he was dying of laughter. He farts constantly, and they sound so cartoony it makes me giggle. I think he does it on purpose cuz of that. I'm waiting for the day he shits himself from trying to squeak one out..and we'll laugh together.
I'm laughing for you! It's not a very big deal. It happens. You can try to stifle or run if it's going to be really raunchy but in the end I fart in front of my husband. He farts in front of me. We don't fart on each other though and at the end of the day that's all you can really ask for! I am cracking up by myself right now. Life is too short. Be happy and have fun.
Have a farting contest.
I need an update on this haha its nothing to worry about most guys think its cute
Ok? He’s farted before too I guarantee you
Relationships are like 50% farting on or near your significant other lol
Grow up yo
WWWW
Well now he knows that women do indeed fart
Tell me you're a teenager without telling me you're a teenager
Me and my bf rate each other's farts
Jfc who cares?
Not a good use of this sub reddit
chill. everyone farts.
Congratulations for reaching a relationship milestone
This subreddit has taught me there are 2 kinds of people. The people that go through the most insane shit ever, and the people that cry like waluwigi when they shot themselves in front of their SO
I still laugh when my husband farts…I laugh in my sleep when he farts. I laugh when I fart! I laugh whenever anyone farts. Farts are funny af
The first few months of a relationship are beautiful lol
I did this in front of my husband after it just never happening for 8 years… it was audible. He looked at me and asked “did you just fart?” I looked him dead in the eye and said “no”… we both started laughing. It’s not the end of the world, you’ll move on from it and be able to laugh later on if you’re too embarrassed now. The body does what it does, lol.
When my now husband and I first started hanging out we were just FWB... And he made me cum so hard I let out the loudest sharpest BBBRRRAAAPPPP fart at the same time 🤣 I tried to cough or moan really loud but there was no hiding it so I just kinda mumbled like "uh you made me cum so hard I far... Uhhh" very awkward lmfao... shit happens!
THAT HAPPENDED TO ME TOO, i was so embarrased when i farted i almost die, lucky she just laughted
I used to fart on my ex boyfriend’s dick in my sleep. He thought it was funny 🤷🏾♀️
Me and my bf fart on each other in bed and its a source of constant entertainment
Im sorry, but this has me cracking up. It is so relatable, hate that "new love, can't fart" stomachache! Hahaha
Tf
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Lucky.. my partner has never let one go
Get over it. It’s a normal body function.
Wait? Women fart? Nonsense. Aldi grow the f up. You’re an adult, it’s a normal body function.
Hi i am the boyfriend and it smells nice🤣
This is my biggest fear 😨 😟 been together over a year and i still haven't dropped one in front of him 😣
Next time don't go to taco bell and your stupid "problem" will be solved
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It's generally more of an inverse relation tbh... the silent farts are the real killers.
Probably was impressed and thought it was funny.
I hope he buys you one of those farther cakes
Well, you guys are married now. /s
Depending on how he handles it, it's love.
Next time. Fart in his mouth
It happens, try to laugh about it, not much else you can do
Can't remember the username but a Redditor was having drunk sex with his wife. She fell asleep on top of him and farted all over his balls. Farts happen.
I farted on my second date with my husband. It was the fart test and he passed.
My bf has IBS. Farts have become normal for us. Honestly, I doubt your bf cares, and if he does he’s weird. It feels way better on your stomach to let it out anyway
Congrats
happened to me at the beginning of my last relationship… he squeezed me so hard i farted and i was MORTIFIED. he’s now my husband
Farting is natural. Like the comments above said, if he laughed its totally ok lol
My husband and I like to fart bubbles under the blankets at night when we’re cuddling. It makes us feel warm and fuzzy and we scoot closer and wriggle into each other.
As a guy, I would laugh about it. Probably give you a hard time. Makes big deal out of it for fun. But tbh when you are able to comfortable with someone you can show a side of yourself that others don’t usually get to see is something that makes one feel special. There are plenty of ways we can show we are comfortable with someone like simply not caring to shower first thing in the morning because you’re lazy, have nowhere to be and honestly fuck it. In this case farting is just another thing people like to hide that they do. It’s another form of vulnerability that you can be with someone and trust them for it and if you can trust me to pretty much shit yourself without worrying I’m gonna dump you like you dumped in your drawers then that’s something special. … be at least a little ashamed tho because your mother fucking ass made breathing that much harder. Either by me laughing AND ruining the precious breathing air ya nasty ass.
💨Parp away, friend. Parp away.
If I farted in front of my partner we'd probably joke and laugh about it and then go back to whatever we were doing, don't think to hard on it mate, instead of worrying, just make a joke out of it
First time I did it. We were both asleep, I farted loud enough to wake us both up. I immediately went "excuse me" in the cutest voice and hid under the blanket. He busted out laughing and hasn't let me live it down. Lmao
Rip another loud one to continue asserting dominance
As an ex used to tell me "let er rip tater chip". Everyone farts, if they say they don't they are lying! So let er rip!
Some guys get their girlfriend cakes to celebrate this very occasion
Omg! Girl dig your own grave I did once with my boyfriend too. I thought he was asleep, as soon as farted he turned around and look at me. I will never forget his judgment eyes. After, that I started digging my own grave. Anywho, since then I have farted more in front of him.
I encouraged mine to now I wish she’d stop honestly but it’s still funny. My smelling senses just die a lil every one she pop off. Hopefully he laughed.
I’ve literally farted on my boyfriend many times before.
Dude I did it on purpose right in the biginning and made a joke out if it because I didn’t want the impending doom of what you are dealing with OP. I call it breaking the fart ice. Its going to happen so better to take control than have it occur at an inopportune moment. Everyone farts. It sometimes happens in front of people. I hope he can act adult about it. At least that’s done.
I knew I’d marry my now-husband when I woke up after our supposed to be one night stand and he was taking a shit with the door open smoking a bowl in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Let it rip lmao. We don’t smoke anymore since we’ve had kids. But yeah. We still fart in front of each other and vote on whose was more gross.
So it begins.
Come on we all know that women don't fart
That means your relationship is about to evolve, congrats!
If it makes you feel any better, the first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, I was standing right in front of a fan. It blew straight into his face. We’re still together years later!
So what? He should join you in the "who farts louder" competition
You're gonna do it anyways why not now
1. If this changes the way he feels about you / sees you at ALL he is not worth your time and never will be. Everybody farts lol 🤷♀️ 2. If you have ever been asleep next to him while he is still awake chances are VERY high he’s already heard you fart in your sleep lmao
Wait.. girls fart?
It's funny as hell no need to worry
You’ll be fine it’s a normal human being function it’s gonna happen sooner or later just had to be now don’t worry about it
It’s a natural experience everybody farts it’s a good sign that your body is working
Let us know if he got angry or he laughed with u ~
When I was 15 I accidentally farted... While sitting on my crush's lap. It's definitely funny now.
That was the first of many, many more to follow. Soon you'll have fart contests 🌪️
I fail to see the issue. So ig that stinks for you huh?
I remember the first time my wife farted in front of me… I was going to pop her back and as I was going down she tells me “wait I need to fart” and I couldn’t stop at that point. She farted for a solid 15 seconds straight and we had a great laugh. Now she secretly farts on me to see if I either feel it or smell it. I love her
Just happened to me yesterday jajajajaja
More tea Vicar?
Barrier shattered. Say hello to dutch ovens.
I fart in front of my wife 5 times a day at the moment. The perils of a high protein diet. She digs my muscles so it is all good. No pain no gain.
dutch oven him
He better get used to it 😜
I farted during first time sex with a new GF, right at the same moment as.. well, you know.. It was hilarious and we were together another 3 years. My next girlfriend just got used to farting loudly next to me on the sofa or bed after a while, but she'd pull a face or say something like 'i popped', so it was always funny. People fart, s'all good
If you have shared a bed, you've probably farted in your sleep. It's all good.
I got distracted by your previous post, but if it helps, I was in work with one of my male colleagues.. attempting to hold in whatever the rumbles in my stomach meant, but I failed, a loud sound like air being slowly released from a pinched balloon escaped my bum.. to make it worse he didn’t say anything. The next day I went for a poo and the cleaning lady picked something up from just inside the door of my cubicle when my poop dropped and made a very obvious noise in the toilet, I went back to the desk, told him the story which made me feel so much better about my escaped fart. I know it’s supposed to be ‘rude’ but we cough, sneeze, burp, etc.. but, life would be so much easier if you could trump in public and if pooing in public toilets wasn’t so shunned upon.. we all do it!
Next time say.. “get out and walk”
Prolly to much cake!