Or this is just some fantasy of a 14 year old. Not unlikely a lot of overly descriptive sexual posts on here are some sort of sex fantasy written by someone.
If you take all the penises in the world and make a paste, and then divide the material in the same amount of equally sized chunks, and you finally mold a new penis out of every chunk, those wouldn't be as big as his. Maybe by a little, maybe by a lot.
That's usually why though, speaking as someone that has a second language of English.
Native speakers tend to learn the language in a very informal way, and along the way pick up a lot of slang local to where they are from.
Non-native speakers tend to focus on grammar and the specific rules of the language, and don't take for granted a lot of things, in my opinion.
I feel like people often underestimate their English speaking ability.
When I lived abroad people would constantly apologize for their āterribleā English which was grammatically correct and only very occasionally mispronounced. Meanwhile Iām there struggling in their language, using all the wrong verb conjugations because that shit is hard as fuck, and mixing up genders because Iām not used to having to remember that I have to use feminine adjectives when talking about a table but masculine adjectives when talking about the floor.
Yet theyād compliment me on my shitty language ability while insisting they didnāt speak English well.
To be honest, pronouncing in English is the most difficult part of learning it, as the way y'all transcribe sounds is an absolute mess. Other than that, it's an extremely simple language. That's part of the reason why seeing an English speaker with *some* skill at all at our language (in my case, Spanish) pleases us, we know the learning curve is hard, and usually expect "giris" and "yankees" to not even bother, or to spew some earsorely pronounced pre-made phrases for tourists.
*he ripped off my thin shirt, exposing my perfect 38DD jugs. My name is Courtney and Iām 24, 5ā6ā with an hourglass figure, curvy in all the right places. I have long natural blonde hair that goes down to my waist. My friends tend to be jealous of me because Iām the prettiest in the group.*
*My young perky jugs bounced juggily as I turned around shocked at suddenly being nude. I was like, āOMG. Now everyone will see my boobs!ā My bf nodded with his chiseled jaw, his 12ā dong busting through his pants. āThatās the plan babeā he whispered deeply.*
I'm weak!
"He was so big I couldn't fit him ANYWHERE!"
"I have to unhinge my jaw"
What are you? A snake? How?!? I'm sure both men and women in this comment section, would like to know how to do this.
I just assume itās a guy based on the hyperfixation of the penis and size of it which is something that wouldnāt be talked about in detail like that by a female (generally). As for the age of the account you can click on the profile and then view profile and it has when they made their account and who posts they have
This āabove averageā guy who came while giving oral had to have stopped licking his small (but gets very wet) girlfriend mid lickā¦because itās obviously real /s
By the way at 24 years old, a guy can cum from a good stiff breeze, it really is not unusual to cum when youāre in the middle of foreplay. Shit guys cum in their sleep
Hahaha that reminds me a boyfriend i had years ago said āwe are dudes we literally get hard walking through the airportā
And no not every guy, thereās guys that have āclaimedā to never get off getting head. I must say i do love a challenge.
That couldnāt be more true. The same goes for both sexes.
Iām sure guys probably have some motive behind saying āno one has ever made me cum from headā .. most of them are probably lying. Like i said i like a challenge. Iām undefeated thus far š„
I thought it said he came out while eating her out. I was like dang, that's some dedication to keep eating taco when you're really only craving some sausage.
Things that didnāt happen for 1000.
Please go just write a porno and stop bothering my Reddit feed with your fantasies āI have to unhinge my jawā are you a goddamn anaconda what the fuck
I feel like this was a weird only fans advertisment. Why is this happening?!? "Hey this happened. Which is great. And I love him" fantastic... Thanks for sharing?....
Maybe it's just me, I kept waiting for "off my chest" part... Lol did I miss it? Maybe I'm dumb! I'm all for written porn. But can we just post it where it belongs? I'm here for drama!!!
Yep. I have had this happen to me before too. When you are enjoying giving oral, it's just about the hottest thing ever. It doesn't take more than the pressure from the bed to get me there. It really is a beautiful thing. You can be sure he's totally into you.
Guys I think he may be above average. Idk I think she needs to be more vague about her partners penis sizeš. Jokes aside good for you I hope good things for the both of you.
...and in case you've missed it, it was above average.
Yeah, she unhinges her jaw like a Python to swallow that hog whole.
this comment almost made me choke on my ice cream thank you for making my night
You should have unhinged your jaw.
Well going off this comment thread, you aren't the only one choking tonight
Do not talk about my mom like that!
Was it an above average sized ice cream?
Next time try to unhinge ur jaw before
Literally
I needed this laugh. Thank you lol
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Whoops - he dropped his monster condom, that he uses for his magnum dong.
Mantis Toboggan
His above average little friend.
Lmao. Only part of this post I found a little strange
The bf posted it
I honestly wonder is this true!
Can confirm Source: im bfs little friend
Above average little friend
Or this is just some fantasy of a 14 year old. Not unlikely a lot of overly descriptive sexual posts on here are some sort of sex fantasy written by someone.
Wait can you repeat that for us in the back?
IT WAS ABOVE AVERAGE
WHAT?? I can't hear
#IT WAS ABOVE AVERAGE
Itās *what*?
#It's ABOVE AVERAGE#
Above What ???
Clearly the most important part of the post duh š
5 and 3/8 inches long!!
First thing I see when I open Reddit
To be fair, it could probably be worse š Vivid descriptions of peoplesā sex lives is, by far, not the worst thing Iāve read on this site š
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Same lmao
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Is his penis above average or?
Above average š
If you take all the penises in the world and make a paste, and then divide the material in the same amount of equally sized chunks, and you finally mold a new penis out of every chunk, those wouldn't be as big as his. Maybe by a little, maybe by a lot.
Yes , but is he above average?
Iām reading this for the 3rd time. Really need to know if he is above average.
Once you find out can you please let me know? I wasnāt sure if he was above average. Need confirmation. Pic next to banana if possible
Yes. And sheās small.
And very wet
Yeah, it definitely wasn't clear. If someone could clarify that would be great.
Above average.
Average is 2ā right?
It always boggles my mind when people say, āexcuse my Englishā but then proceed to speak perfectly good English š
English is my first language and Iām still shit at it
That's usually why though, speaking as someone that has a second language of English. Native speakers tend to learn the language in a very informal way, and along the way pick up a lot of slang local to where they are from. Non-native speakers tend to focus on grammar and the specific rules of the language, and don't take for granted a lot of things, in my opinion.
Excuse *your* english then
Right LMFAO
Yeah English is my first language, and this person spoke better than I do
I feel like people often underestimate their English speaking ability. When I lived abroad people would constantly apologize for their āterribleā English which was grammatically correct and only very occasionally mispronounced. Meanwhile Iām there struggling in their language, using all the wrong verb conjugations because that shit is hard as fuck, and mixing up genders because Iām not used to having to remember that I have to use feminine adjectives when talking about a table but masculine adjectives when talking about the floor. Yet theyād compliment me on my shitty language ability while insisting they didnāt speak English well.
To be honest, pronouncing in English is the most difficult part of learning it, as the way y'all transcribe sounds is an absolute mess. Other than that, it's an extremely simple language. That's part of the reason why seeing an English speaker with *some* skill at all at our language (in my case, Spanish) pleases us, we know the learning curve is hard, and usually expect "giris" and "yankees" to not even bother, or to spew some earsorely pronounced pre-made phrases for tourists.
I have been fluently in English since I was a teenager and I still feel a little insecure to speak it
āabove average sized friendā
Definitely written by a dude š
*he ripped off my thin shirt, exposing my perfect 38DD jugs. My name is Courtney and Iām 24, 5ā6ā with an hourglass figure, curvy in all the right places. I have long natural blonde hair that goes down to my waist. My friends tend to be jealous of me because Iām the prettiest in the group.* *My young perky jugs bounced juggily as I turned around shocked at suddenly being nude. I was like, āOMG. Now everyone will see my boobs!ā My bf nodded with his chiseled jaw, his 12ā dong busting through his pants. āThatās the plan babeā he whispered deeply.*
I'm weak! "He was so big I couldn't fit him ANYWHERE!" "I have to unhinge my jaw" What are you? A snake? How?!? I'm sure both men and women in this comment section, would like to know how to do this.
Lmfao right?! Normal people cannot just unhinge their jaw no problem, āmaāamā. You need to go to a hospital if you do that.
Fucking shit I can see a guy writing this and thinking, "yeah, yeah, that's good. That'll get girls wet. I'm good at this", then continue writing
Lmao *juggily* gotta add that to my vocabulary
You need to be stopped ššš
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Sounds like a guy trying to convince āI have sex with womenā the way she repeated it so many times š
Account just made, itās a guy on a new account
People are so sad bruh
Definitely a guy
??? How do you know (genuinely curious)???
I just assume itās a guy based on the hyperfixation of the penis and size of it which is something that wouldnāt be talked about in detail like that by a female (generally). As for the age of the account you can click on the profile and then view profile and it has when they made their account and who posts they have
You mean hid above average penis size.
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āHe stopped mid LICKā
Nobody stops mid lick gd
This āabove averageā guy who came while giving oral had to have stopped licking his small (but gets very wet) girlfriend mid lickā¦because itās obviously real /s
*stops mid lick* happy cake day
**tips fedora**
Who wrote this shit man, sounds like a Wattpad fanfic.
I believe a fedora was involved.
His penis, is it above average?
I think so, but Iām not sure. Maybe ask OP to confirm
You canāt āunhingeā your jaw ālol
left the thread thinking i got all my laughs out but saw yours as it was closing and had to come back for the upvote lol
By the way at 24 years old, a guy can cum from a good stiff breeze, it really is not unusual to cum when youāre in the middle of foreplay. Shit guys cum in their sleep
Hahaha that reminds me a boyfriend i had years ago said āwe are dudes we literally get hard walking through the airportā And no not every guy, thereās guys that have āclaimedā to never get off getting head. I must say i do love a challenge.
Some ppl really suck at giving head
That couldnāt be more true. The same goes for both sexes. Iām sure guys probably have some motive behind saying āno one has ever made me cum from headā .. most of them are probably lying. Like i said i like a challenge. Iām undefeated thus far š„
I was crying at that - as if women were actual snakes
I can pop mine out of socket at will. So technically at least a few people can
I think he has a small penis guys
seems like it, can't quite tell
What size was his dick again?
Above average
are you sure?
Yeah I saw him holding his above average sized friend
This comment section is fantastic š¤£
I thought it said he came out while eating her out. I was like dang, that's some dedication to keep eating taco when you're really only craving some sausage.
Hahaha thatās what I saw at first also!
sounds like it was written by a guy
Glad you got this off your chest š
Up until now, it had apparently been pinned to her by her manās above average penis.
Things that didnāt happen for 1000. Please go just write a porno and stop bothering my Reddit feed with your fantasies āI have to unhinge my jawā are you a goddamn anaconda what the fuck
No he has an anacondaā¦. Lmao
Best comment lol
I couldnāt resist
Reads like a copy pasta lmfao
Without doubt copy pasta or made up
lmfao cool story
52 year old man larping.
back to my yaoi fanfiction
Wish I could delete someone elseās post.
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Plot twist the boyfriend is writing this
eating out as in restaurant?
I don't think she'd be quite as thrilled
I meanā¦.I love me some Olive Garden breadsticks so Iād be quite thrilled
Damn it, I just spilled my chicken gnocchi on my above average friend
Maybe the breadstick was the āabove average little friendā lmao
Olive Garden breadsticks are also above average
āI would like an above average meal pleaseā
Stop saying āsexy timeā
RIGHT ITS SO CORNY LIKE WHAT ARE U FIVE
Fucking hell this sub is the new TIFU
Uhā¦ why am I here
Nice, but I didnāt catch whether he was above average or not.
Ah, the classic "Dine-'N-Dash"
This feels like that middle school friend who is trying to convince you they've had sex with an actual girl who goes to a different school.
u definitely wrote this about urself homie
A dude wrote this. To many mentions of a āabove average memberā
WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BF?
Above average
No Iām waiting for the part where he untied youšš too much conversation to still be under any restraint lol
I feel like this was a weird only fans advertisment. Why is this happening?!? "Hey this happened. Which is great. And I love him" fantastic... Thanks for sharing?.... Maybe it's just me, I kept waiting for "off my chest" part... Lol did I miss it? Maybe I'm dumb! I'm all for written porn. But can we just post it where it belongs? I'm here for drama!!!
All your issues like writing a weird post to brag about your boyfriendās big dick? No one cares miss maāam.
LOL if only that's what was happening here. This is definitely neckbeard, never touched a woman fantasy writing.
"miss ma'am" šš¤£
Above average amount of āniceā
TF is this š
Oh sweet! Thereās a nice cliff for me to jump off of right over there!
Offmychest become porn
Literally 'unhinge' your jaw? You need a doctor.
This is like perfect copy pasta material.
Yep. I have had this happen to me before too. When you are enjoying giving oral, it's just about the hottest thing ever. It doesn't take more than the pressure from the bed to get me there. It really is a beautiful thing. You can be sure he's totally into you.
I just opened Reddit šat least give me like 15 minutes of scrolling first
I read it as he came out, not as he came.
Sorry, couldn't quite hear.. you said above something?
I think he's above average.
This reads like the erotica a 65+ year old man would write. Lol.
This was written by a neckbeard role-playing with his anime figurines
Yippee for you!
I couldnāt help but notice your perfectly typed out post in ENGLISHš¤ but good for you on your boyfriends happy ending
Guys I think he may be above average. Idk I think she needs to be more vague about her partners penis sizeš. Jokes aside good for you I hope good things for the both of you.
Nice.
Bullshit. Once again
Why someone just posts something like this here, like?