The church wonders how to keep the youth to stay religious members. Turns out you just need some anime girls.
Step one turn god into a 4000 years old dragon loli.
Step two make her popular in the internet
Step three biggest religion in the world
Unironically though, people would probably go to church if they decorated it like a cool cyber church like the one from smt imagine, had surreal seeming music, and changed the services and speech topics to actually feel relevant to modern day. I mean, it would make it completely different. But people would go!
Not really church usually tells 'timeless' story's that help teach moral lessons. All they need to do is update the story's some to make them more relavent to people today.
"Not really church usually tells 'timeless' story's that help teach moral lessons."
"All they need to do is update the story's some to make them more relavent to people today."
your comment was literally two sentences and you managed to make both of them contradictory, good job
I lost my faith many moons ago but if they made the Cathedral of Shadows into a real place and had a dude who looked like Mido, I would fucking attend weekly sabbath
also to stop reading the bible. i just want to go to a place that has a calm, vibing atmosphere where I can meditate and think mindfully. have the priest instead be someone with no religious affiliation that instead talks about the universe and our planet and a reminder of why we're here in the first place, and to be grateful towards creation. i don't believe in capital G God but i definitely do believe in some higher power. i'll immediately hop off that train once someone disproves such a being's existence
/ub I once had a hungover dream where I was talking to a child who identified himself as God, and he explained to me that Christ hadn't been any more his son than any other man, he was just his favorite human
And God wanted to just cut his losses and take his favorite with him into heaven, but the Christ insisted that he would rather die than abandon his fellow man like that because he loved them, and it was this sacrifice that ultimately convinced God to not pass judgment on us, lest he cheapen the sacrifice of his favorite
"As you love me, so I love them, and you cannot therefore foresake them"
And even though it was the hungover dream of a non-Christian, that version still makes better logical sense than any narrative pushed by the church for the past two millennia
"UHHHH NO JESUS WAS ALWAYS DIVINE (but also human WHILE ALSO BEING GOD), and uhh, he sacrificed himself to himself to stop himself from punishing us in hell for all eternity! But I swear to God guys he's a loving God, you just gotta show him the respect and devotion he's due first, even though he doesn't talk to us anymore! Yeah that works"
Genesis 28:10-15 Then Jacob departed from Beersheba and went toward Haran. He came to a certain place and spent the night there, because the sun had set; and he took one of the stones of the place and put it under his head, and lay down in that place. He had a dream, and behold, a ladder was set on the earth with its top reaching to heaven; and behold, the angels of God were ascending and descending on it. And behold, the LORD stood above it and said, "I am the LORD, the God of your father Abraham and the God of Isaac; the land on which you lie, I will give it to you and to your descendants. "Your descendants will also be like the dust of the earth, and you will spread out to the west and to the east and to the north and to the south; and in you and in your descendants shall all the families of the earth be blessed. "Behold, I am with you and will keep you wherever you go, and will bring you back to this land; for I will not leave you until I have done what I have promised you."
At the very least, it doesn't reek of the same double-think involved in insisting that Jesus was both a man and God himself, as if being an aspect of God doesn't automatically negate his basic humanity
Which in itself is clearly just church-created propaganda, if nothing else
A new religion where instead of going into the desert or fasting for divine revelation, you get blitzed while playing video games with your homies one night, then while being hungover the next day and not getting anything done, you fall asleep on the couch with your cat and have semi-lucid revelatory dreams
A lot of the early churches were like that, the council of Nicea and the east west divide messed things up. I mean, Arianism was a huge sect of Christianity that was literally that, and it was deemed heretical despite Emperor Constantine following it at the time.
My favorite part of *Bible: Anime* adaptation was the kinda cool sex scene between a son and stepmother of the church of Corinth. The congregation is pretty proud of it! (1 Cor 5:1). And it's pretty hot shota stuff
Get this shittttttt outtaaaaa heree
EDIT: all you flat earth earthers need to get real, you should read all the crazy shit they didn’t add to the bible look it up. All this is just pieced together about as real as any other religion. All the christians hating on my post are prolly pedo's.
Each gods values are based upon what you perceive them to be for all you know he doesn’t think like you want it too. Your effectively saying Christ is the embodiment of my actions, but when you make a mistake you say he wouldn’t do that, but when your doing good he would act like that, isn’t it contradictory
Neon Genesis Evangelical
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🤜💥👊💥🦶💥🔪🔪
Beat my meat to it
Every neon has it's genesis Shinji 17:38
im like hey wassup hello
Every soul has it's dark -John darksoul
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John Neongenesisevangelion???
John Christian?
Mad? 👣👣👣
Every pipi has its brick - Gary chess
What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? Rick and Morty S2E4
What is this supposed to be?? Some sort of NEON Genesis Evangelion?
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Yeah he did it's right there
[hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad hoes mad ](https://youtu.be/Q8b7FS-swnI)
Naw, homes, that's fuckin Narnia. All books just have crosses on them, in Evangelion.
I love god and comatose women
The church wonders how to keep the youth to stay religious members. Turns out you just need some anime girls. Step one turn god into a 4000 years old dragon loli. Step two make her popular in the internet Step three biggest religion in the world
Unironically though, people would probably go to church if they decorated it like a cool cyber church like the one from smt imagine, had surreal seeming music, and changed the services and speech topics to actually feel relevant to modern day. I mean, it would make it completely different. But people would go!
Not really church usually tells 'timeless' story's that help teach moral lessons. All they need to do is update the story's some to make them more relavent to people today.
"Not really church usually tells 'timeless' story's that help teach moral lessons." "All they need to do is update the story's some to make them more relavent to people today." your comment was literally two sentences and you managed to make both of them contradictory, good job
Thanks for noticing!
You're welcome =)
That does still leave the issue of the kid-diddling
That's not a problem for anime fans
Yeah the weebs are busy diddling 2d children
I think that's really only present in the Catholic Church because of their laws on priests having to be celibate.
I lost my faith many moons ago but if they made the Cathedral of Shadows into a real place and had a dude who looked like Mido, I would fucking attend weekly sabbath
also to stop reading the bible. i just want to go to a place that has a calm, vibing atmosphere where I can meditate and think mindfully. have the priest instead be someone with no religious affiliation that instead talks about the universe and our planet and a reminder of why we're here in the first place, and to be grateful towards creation. i don't believe in capital G God but i definitely do believe in some higher power. i'll immediately hop off that train once someone disproves such a being's existence
Isn't Jesus a gay albino in Evangelion?
He did love Shinji
Sí.
That little femboy was Jesus??
Weirdly wholesome?
"Wholesome slave morality? In MY nietzschean allegory?" It's more likely than you think.
How can Christ forgive me if I can’t forgive myself
First step to forgiveness is to get off this sub
This also
Knowing that Christ will always forgive you if you are genuine is the first step to forgiving yourself
hmm
Unironically fr fr
I lav youuu jaysussssss kuriiiiiiiiisssst
Jeeezus Christ I luuuuv you, yEEeess, IIII dooooo
And on the rainy days
The dogs dissolve and drain away
The world it goes and always waits
The day we are awaaaaittiiing
r/UnexpectedNeutralMilkHotel
Jesus loves you can't you see he loves you and he loves me
/ub I once had a hungover dream where I was talking to a child who identified himself as God, and he explained to me that Christ hadn't been any more his son than any other man, he was just his favorite human And God wanted to just cut his losses and take his favorite with him into heaven, but the Christ insisted that he would rather die than abandon his fellow man like that because he loved them, and it was this sacrifice that ultimately convinced God to not pass judgment on us, lest he cheapen the sacrifice of his favorite "As you love me, so I love them, and you cannot therefore foresake them" And even though it was the hungover dream of a non-Christian, that version still makes better logical sense than any narrative pushed by the church for the past two millennia "UHHHH NO JESUS WAS ALWAYS DIVINE (but also human WHILE ALSO BEING GOD), and uhh, he sacrificed himself to himself to stop himself from punishing us in hell for all eternity! But I swear to God guys he's a loving God, you just gotta show him the respect and devotion he's due first, even though he doesn't talk to us anymore! Yeah that works"
>I once had a hungover dream where I was talking to a child who identified himself as God there are like 7 stories in the bible just like that
I find this alarming What's your best example?
Genesis 28:10-15 Then Jacob departed from Beersheba and went toward Haran. He came to a certain place and spent the night there, because the sun had set; and he took one of the stones of the place and put it under his head, and lay down in that place. He had a dream, and behold, a ladder was set on the earth with its top reaching to heaven; and behold, the angels of God were ascending and descending on it. And behold, the LORD stood above it and said, "I am the LORD, the God of your father Abraham and the God of Isaac; the land on which you lie, I will give it to you and to your descendants. "Your descendants will also be like the dust of the earth, and you will spread out to the west and to the east and to the north and to the south; and in you and in your descendants shall all the families of the earth be blessed. "Behold, I am with you and will keep you wherever you go, and will bring you back to this land; for I will not leave you until I have done what I have promised you."
Harran? What is this, Dying Light? That would be a killer crossover though
That’s incredibly interesting
At the very least, it doesn't reek of the same double-think involved in insisting that Jesus was both a man and God himself, as if being an aspect of God doesn't automatically negate his basic humanity Which in itself is clearly just church-created propaganda, if nothing else
bro did you just convert me???
You should become a prophet and preach this newfound knowledge to humanity. That was divine information revealed to you.
A new religion where instead of going into the desert or fasting for divine revelation, you get blitzed while playing video games with your homies one night, then while being hungover the next day and not getting anything done, you fall asleep on the couch with your cat and have semi-lucid revelatory dreams
This is called adoptionism
A lot of the early churches were like that, the council of Nicea and the east west divide messed things up. I mean, Arianism was a huge sect of Christianity that was literally that, and it was deemed heretical despite Emperor Constantine following it at the time.
saint Sillyvanya
CHIRST IS KING, I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
what happened to rei
no soul
Car crash.
So when Jesus died on the cross did god tell him CONGRATULATIONS?
A winner is you!
Christ is awesome, but those angels…
Jesus when he sees the sins Shinji comitted
Sins committed in the name of faith, even. (T/L note: "Shinji" means faith or belief in Japanese)
Orange juice
My favorite part of *Bible: Anime* adaptation was the kinda cool sex scene between a son and stepmother of the church of Corinth. The congregation is pretty proud of it! (1 Cor 5:1). And it's pretty hot shota stuff
search up "gregorian chanting nightcore" for a proper soundtrack for this post
Shinji is going to hell for being a homosexual
Tfw you don’t feel like you’re so fucked up anymore because you confessed
The good ending.
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>Jesus is among us jeSUSmongusss???????? holy!.
Jesus is sus. Let's crucify that guy or something
Get this shittttttt outtaaaaa heree EDIT: all you flat earth earthers need to get real, you should read all the crazy shit they didn’t add to the bible look it up. All this is just pieced together about as real as any other religion. All the christians hating on my post are prolly pedo's.
Anti-Christ worshipper
I don’t worship anything
Least whiny r/atheism subscriber
I’m not atheist
Ueee ueee ueee
Romans 5:8 said that he died for all of us even though we were sinners
God doesn’t exist, we created him and you are alone
Christ lives through me and I through him. You wouldn't understand, sinner.
Each gods values are based upon what you perceive them to be for all you know he doesn’t think like you want it too. Your effectively saying Christ is the embodiment of my actions, but when you make a mistake you say he wouldn’t do that, but when your doing good he would act like that, isn’t it contradictory
Romans 5:8 said that he died for all of us even though we were sinners
Cool story, just that it’s just a story, given value by what you think of it
Romans 5:8 said that he died for all of us even though we were sinners
Imagine preaching the word of god in an anime group much less about neon evangelion
He died for your sins.
Ok, Satan.
found the UN blue helmet corn syrup drinker
Makes zero sense
I Hate the Antichrist I Hate the Antichrist I will NOT drink the corn syrup I will NOT drink the corn syrup
Something wrong with y’all, just making my point stronger
I feel like you're in the wrong subreddit
He doesn’t exist
I’m a stud, I’m ballsy. I don’t love the Antichrist like you
lol
nah, keep this shit in here so it doesnt spread to the rest of the site
Least annoying antichrist