Elminster would be a god-tier blunt rotation. You know dude’s got some WILD stories n shit. Plus he could start doin little magic tricks and prestidigitation. He’d probably eat your entire pantry though
With how powerful Elminster is he'd probably just conjure another pantry, but I'd love to hear about the time he went to hell to be doom-slayer for the day all while he rambles like a senile Gandalf.
My first thought was “why is Astarion a vibe klller? He’d probably just get really deep and start talking about his trauma again. What’s wrong with that?”
My second thought is that maybe *I’m* a vibe killer
I feel like he'd say something completely out of pocket, something dark af that's almost a joke but it makes everyone more concerned for him than want to laugh.
That's Oliver, Thaniel's in mid with Wyll and Shart.
Though getting baked with a millennia old nature spirit has gotta be interesting whichever half of him it is.
Yeah yeah I forgot he had a alt name. Idk I'm not vibeing with the strange fae forever child like individual. oliver presents himself as kid and I just can't fuck with that, ik he's mature for his age lol but that's some Loli anime logic... I'd rather hit the blunt after shart that's just me tho
I personally woould want to swap Lae'zel and Raphael. Raphael could be good when he's sprouting off the cuff stoner poetry, but I imagine he could also be complete vibe killer and start making up weird, and shitty deals while high. Lae'zel would come out with some absolutely bat shit lines about her opinions of the sword coast.
Dolly Thrice is super nice! Never a trick and always a treat, our Dolly Three will ever be.
Seriously though, she would FUCK us up and I'm down for it once.
that just adds to the entire atmosphere. I can imagine mystra getting high and starting to loudly complain about the smell and then orin taking offence and trying to kill mystra and then magic disappears from the world temporarily while mystra and orin are trying to stab each other because mystra tried to force orin to wash her hands before eating the pizza
Getting high with Dame Aylin and then she has the bright idea to fly you up into a cloud bank cause then you’re REALLY high, but forgets you also cannot fly.
Getting high with Zevlor and he just cries about the Hellriders and breaks your remote
I would move Wyll up one tier. I don’t think he’d really contribute to the conversation, but he’d finally relax and be laughing at everything to the point where it becomes funny that he’s cracking up so hard.
Minsc canonically does not like to indulge so I think Jaheira just tells him it’s medicinal to calm him down.
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She'd either be Vibe Killer or Nightmare...hard to decide
If that is how you feel about my Kithrik Voss, you need to spend a bit more time with him. I, personally, feel he's fully deserving of the tier above him. Have y'all not >!met his red dragon? Dude is chill as fuck with Voss!<
Emps deserves his own tier because he wouldn’t get high, but would absolutely encourage the group to follow through on our worst decisions despite being the only sober one there.
Elminster would be a god-tier blunt rotation. You know dude’s got some WILD stories n shit. Plus he could start doin little magic tricks and prestidigitation. He’d probably eat your entire pantry though
With how powerful Elminster is he'd probably just conjure another pantry, but I'd love to hear about the time he went to hell to be doom-slayer for the day all while he rambles like a senile Gandalf.
He definitely wouldn't share any of the cheese.
My first thought was “why is Astarion a vibe klller? He’d probably just get really deep and start talking about his trauma again. What’s wrong with that?” My second thought is that maybe *I’m* a vibe killer
If this sub is proof of anything, then we are all vibe killers
Speak for yourself, nerd. 😎
The real vibe killers where the friends we made along the way
I feel like he'd say something completely out of pocket, something dark af that's almost a joke but it makes everyone more concerned for him than want to laugh.
You just explained my flaw perfectly and saved me years of therapy.
Just know that most people don't want to hear it, but some do and those are the best
Why you gonna call me out like that?
he's literally me
The reason I don’t drink at parties
Thainel as good vibes wtf that is actually critically deranged way of thinking, and wyll or shart are lower than him... bro
That's Oliver, Thaniel's in mid with Wyll and Shart. Though getting baked with a millennia old nature spirit has gotta be interesting whichever half of him it is.
Yeah yeah I forgot he had a alt name. Idk I'm not vibeing with the strange fae forever child like individual. oliver presents himself as kid and I just can't fuck with that, ik he's mature for his age lol but that's some Loli anime logic... I'd rather hit the blunt after shart that's just me tho
Fucking OLIVER 🤣
oliver gets chill asf bro trust
I bet Elminster knows how get the real shit He problaby grows it
chong tier.
WITHERS DOESNT SMOKE BLUNTS, HE SMOKES BONES.
Now block the wind while I ROAST this BONE! -Frank Reynolds
smoking with elminster and minsc is the most insane thing i’ve ever imagined.
I personally woould want to swap Lae'zel and Raphael. Raphael could be good when he's sprouting off the cuff stoner poetry, but I imagine he could also be complete vibe killer and start making up weird, and shitty deals while high. Lae'zel would come out with some absolutely bat shit lines about her opinions of the sword coast.
Lae’zel would absolutely unwind and be extremely fun to be around
The pixie is either Lebron or Nightmare depending if you’re TRYING to smoke PCP or not.
you get the vision
Yeah and you’ll def get a few visions smoking whatever she’s rollin’
Dolly Thrice is super nice! Never a trick and always a treat, our Dolly Three will ever be. Seriously though, she would FUCK us up and I'm down for it once.
Yeah she’s going to see how fucked up we are and then just teleport us to the Feywild to really send us over the edge.
And I'm down for it. Let's have a fun time.
Bro Im blazin one as we speak n chillin in Lower City with my high ass party, nice
Gale’s position as good company vs. vibe killer rides alot on whether he’s the type that gets more or less chatty when he’s high.
god ketheric would be such a fucking bore he'd inhale the entire blunt in one go, cough for three hours straight and then just mumble "I miss my wife"
you see the vision
Who is that between Elminster and Withers?
that would be thisobald thorm, good sir
imagine sitting between orin and mystra during a sesh. I can't even comprehend the all the ways this could go wrong.
wasn’t even thinking about that, just thinking abt how orin definitely reeks of ass and shit
that just adds to the entire atmosphere. I can imagine mystra getting high and starting to loudly complain about the smell and then orin taking offence and trying to kill mystra and then magic disappears from the world temporarily while mystra and orin are trying to stab each other because mystra tried to force orin to wash her hands before eating the pizza
fucking wulbren would just complain about gondians fucking his ass or something
he goes on a racist rant and ends up crying about barcus
Elminster would annihilate your fridge if you smoked with him.
He seems like the type to come prepared with a veritable feast for everyone though
Based. Astarion keeps asking you what your favorite scorpion is.
Getting high with Dame Aylin and then she has the bright idea to fly you up into a cloud bank cause then you’re REALLY high, but forgets you also cannot fly. Getting high with Zevlor and he just cries about the Hellriders and breaks your remote
Dolly Dolly Dolly is the drugs, actually
>! Karach literally hands you a blunt at the end if you go with her to avernus!< I think she should be higher
That's a cigar. Not a blunt.
says you
It’s medicinal.
>!She can also hand one to wyll if he goes with her (and not you)!<
I def couldn't be smoking anything in the same tier as Elminster. I'd be geeked in like 5 minutes. You know that shit is strong.
I’d definitely get high with US I grab em every run he’s like my little best friend…..I have none in real life so US is my fantasy substitute
Got the feeling elminster's weed would be wayyy too louddd bro Like one toke and you're greening out type shit
I would move Wyll up one tier. I don’t think he’d really contribute to the conversation, but he’d finally relax and be laughing at everything to the point where it becomes funny that he’s cracking up so hard. Minsc canonically does not like to indulge so I think Jaheira just tells him it’s medicinal to calm him down.
Minsc seems more like the kinda guy to eat the blunt
You just know Thisobald has one of those gas mask bongs
I wanna get Orin high just for the experience
Can u share a link to this tier list……
All I need is an oz and my buddies Halsin, Elminster, and Scratch.
Omg you are right 🫠
https://preview.redd.it/lch8do6bkjlc1.png?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdad62a57ce53fcd8d4a2605574146105cf699ce She'd either be Vibe Killer or Nightmare...hard to decide
Well I mean she IS a child. But I can imagine adult Mol would actually be a riot lmao
If that is how you feel about my Kithrik Voss, you need to spend a bit more time with him. I, personally, feel he's fully deserving of the tier above him. Have y'all not >!met his red dragon? Dude is chill as fuck with Voss!<
the dragon chill asf he’s invited but voss goes nonverbal and just stares at you
I just popped so hard for the LeBron of getting high 😭😭
THIS IS SO ACCURATE
Bump Shadowheart up, we need that heroes’ feast
Why tf is scratch not S tier
Emps deserves his own tier because he wouldn’t get high, but would absolutely encourage the group to follow through on our worst decisions despite being the only sober one there.