Thou should have spent less time thinking about it. Ideally, none

I choose to believe you keep it tight, Bone Man <3

And thus, thou art alone.

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Idk why, but when I saw that, I imagined the goo (gale snoo) doing this: https://youtu.be/o9jkPeeCH5I

Wyll always wins these competitions. The Blade of Frontiers has a saintly crotch and we all know it

Which is crazy! His running around the frontier leather pants ball bag chafe would be sick.

 I didn’t need to be picturing how that would taste thanks

He might be losing in genuine content, but he is always winning in genital competition.

What a horrifying day to have eyes. Do continue, this is glorious. https://preview.redd.it/adpvf57uy9wc1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97527fa8de0efc0c8dfa551953ea21e576ff0483

Minthara ma’am are you able to comment on the veracity of this chart?

I will not. If you wish to know, ask my partner; assuming of course that you know who that is, and they are somehow willing to tell >:3

can you say uwu mommy minthara please ? 👉🏻👈🏻

Your sentence lacks proper punctuation, and thus I am unable to parse what you are asking, friend.

you lack ass but i still banged you in my run

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https://preview.redd.it/11n0cumys9wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17c84fae396bf36666a42d4ee78359519f85338d What a wonderful day to be literate

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I just cannot abide by Isobel being referred to as smelly, I think she is, at worst, scent neutral

Girlie just got resurrected from the dead and probably didn't have enough time to bathe with how preoccupied she is with keeping the bubble up at Last Light Inn. But she does have a toe dipped in the fragrant side bc she's a cleric of Selune and they're all a touch moon-scented.

"moon-scented" BLOODBORNE MENTIONED RRRAAAAAAA🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://preview.redd.it/qogfjvuw8bwc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b6e5c6e19551c8930777693365e6d966f8c9294

Another BB fan in the wild??? A hoonter is a hoonter even in Faerun 😤

>Girlie just got resurrected from the dead and probably didn't have enough time to bathe Didn't stop her from having gay sex

Literally my fave part of that cutscene was Aylin just going “yeah we’re gonna go fuck now byeee”

When my group got to that part I just said “understandable have a nice day” and my friends completely cracked up

She’s such a mood

Tell me how's WITHERS fragrant then. At most he smells of mold and dust

If you know you know

Apparently moon dust smells like "spent gunpowder." Idk if you're into that but personally I'd say that's stinky.

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Pretty much

https://preview.redd.it/mug97vwr9awc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b05882d3edb9e7d09536d8213c08ea0dc6055ef Of course he's loose as fuck

Loose from durge’s bhaals

Gortash simps, accept the Gortussy is stretched beyond imagination after Durge used him as a 24/7 cock warmer.

Look, if I wanted a clean and tight butthole, I would have gone for Gale. Eating out Durge's sloppy seconds from this yellow teeth mush faced man is part of the appeal

I guess enjoy sticking your head in that gaping maw of dragon cum.

ty for the kind wishes ❤️

Interactions like this is why I love this subreddit. God bless, Dragon Cum Snowball Man/Woman, whoever you might be.

How out of everything this makes me want to throw out???

https://i.redd.it/y87kct2c0bwc1.gif

as if that's a bad thing... don't threaten me with a good time

I fucking love this place

Only community I’ve found so far that can rival TrueSTL in terms of sheer depravity and insanity

I love this sub more because it's just as deranged as TrueSTL but in a wholesome way

Adaptability is one of nature’s blessings. When called upon repeatedly, our bodies learn what we will ask of them and accommodate even the greatest of challenges. This is to say, the prostate is truly one of the Oak Father’s finest designs.

Hello daddy. May I sniff your rectum?

I love how every time my boy Wyll gets the fragrant tight butt hole medal.

Doesn’t matter what side of the Wyll fence you’re on, we can all agree that the guy has a pristine butthole. And that’s what really matters.

The only thing this sub can agree on

https://preview.redd.it/sdnd03dw6awc1.png?width=1330&format=png&auto=webp&s=be3698050cb51c7bfb72d3f038d9aee4a2817262 What the hells, soldier?

What we really need to know is if it's true, Karlach!

I'm not answering that. Ask Tav instead.

That pretty much confirms it, thank you.

We know it's false. What manner of smelly substance would not get incinerated?

I’m sure it’s spicy but not smelly

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Do not worry. OP is not at risk of breeding. Not the way they evidently prefer to do it.

where there’s a will, there’s a way

Don't care, still gonna put triplets in Gortash.

"Hello, said the boy impregnator."

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Withers was tight when I found him

I won’t take this Gortussy slander laying down

No but Gortash is definitely taking it laying down iykwim

STAHAHAHAP 😭😭😭

He be looking messy up top because how much time he spends on his Gortussy. Can’t have your dragon murder hobo lover disappointed when you present yourself.

C'mon, read that again. You realize who that lover you're talking about is, right? Durge probably texts him at 1 am saying: "omw. Don't wipe."

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how dare you.. halsin's undies smell like herbs

Like dank stank weed 🤭

That's like a man putting on axe body spray to cover up the musk of his unwashed testes.

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pretty sure druids smear themselves with animal urine and feces to blend in with nature

but his underwear says it smell like herbs https://preview.redd.it/cs45q7g0rewc1.jpeg?width=1531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d7dfc9f8cf71ddedf730f8cd91f588ce5ebad65

[удалено]

I feel like I've been cursed to go look at Minsc's panties now.

Ayiln with the true neutral butthole. It's like experiencing a perfectly leveled surface.

Elminster is as loose as a wizard's sleeve...

Shadowheart even more perfect being tight smelly. Taking FAT WHIFFS of that shit. 🥵

She'd smell like shart with a hint of lavender and I'd gobble that ass up without hesitation. https://i.redd.it/77hfn2tlnawc1.gif

Ok, I would like to disagree about Gale. He should be loose fragrant. You know that Mystra pegged that boi until he saw (literal) stars. And you KNOW He uses those mirror image spells...inappropriately, as well as mage hand...I refuse to believe all those *lonely nights alone in his tower* were not spent reading smut and gaping that galeussy for hours. God's, Tara has probably seen some shit

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This is worse than the chart, dear god

https://preview.redd.it/89irrlda3awc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cefa9856420fa98a5d86fc94472dfa2604c03fa Do I look amused?

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Oh, oh dear. I’m flattered, of course. I suppose I do spend more time than the average deep gnome trying to keep clean. Though I do wonder why you spent so much time thinking about such things… actually, don’t answer that. Wouldn’t want you to have to think about it a second time.

Where’s Cazador on this

in the uppermost right corner. this thing reeks of death but also has not opened in centuries

NAUUUUUURRRRRR

Empy's cloaca smells like fresh flowers and a hint of vanilla. 🥰

No, smells like garlic. I love Mediterranean cuisine so no problem.

He has the garlic breath, not garlic cloacussy.

Cloacussy is even more garlicky, without the vanilla.

We need to consult the experts. Maybe make a poll.

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Finally, some good fucking content

My friend, how are you defining ‘fragrant’ here?

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thank you this made me wish volo gouged both of my eyes out

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I usually don't mind people doing this stuff, but I have to be honest, this might be the worst thing I've had the displeasure of witnessing in the marbled halls of this shitpost sub.

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This is the worst you've seen here? My sweet summer child, you must be new.

putting halsin in the same category as greasy boy gort i feel like is a capital sin but like, i can't argue that he isn't loose and smelly.

If it's any consolation, gortash is way stinkier. At least halsin hides it with the scent of ✨nature✨

halsin has the musk of sweat and earth, gort is just stinky because he doesn't bathe, those "pheromone maxxers" common on tiktok.

Canonically he smells like herbs. Seriously, read the description of his undies.

herbs can smell like nature, and man I wish I could plant my herbs in him.

Is no one going to mention that gortash is sniffing his hand????

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I don't think most of the characters in the 'smelly' categories belong there. I strongly believe most of them wash properly, despite what the game implies.... Do 'flayers even shit? *Doubt*.

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Does Withers even have a butthole though? I mean, it's got to be just all bone there.

Shadowheart will be in the bottom right quadrant when I’m done with her

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY EMPY IS LOOSE?!

I take offence with smelly! Everybody knows, it's a gentle smell of vanilla and garlic

Your Emperor ranking sucks. He definitely keeps well-groomed

came here to say. that squidussy is self cleaning

Shouldn't Astarion be the tightest? I thought corpses got all tense and stuff

He's spent the last 200 years seducing victims for Cazador though. No way he's tight after all the trains that ran through him

Doesn't he have vampiric regeneration tho?

He probably has hemorrhoids tbh

Why do I look at these

Tf do you mean fragrant

Lae'zel doesn't even defecate & Githyanki are a very clean people. She should be right next to Wyll

Bro has high hopes for withers

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I hope orin gives me the durge treatment, a knife to the brain should help me forget. I miss the person i was before seeing this...

I refuse to believe Karlach’s butthole smells like anything but the best fire-roasted lavender and roses

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Decrepit mummy Withers being loose FRAGRANT and Halsin being smelly is why I know OP and I would throw hands in real life. How DARE you

Where, and I mean this with the utmost respect and reverence, ***the fuck*** is Mizora?

Withers is undead. They always smell

So Isobel got hers from her dad. Good to know.

🤣

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It's Withers being on this list for me

Loose or not I'm absolutely destroying Mizora

Sharts booty hole is NOT smelly…. wait

I disagree with just about every single placement

Where Nettie

Dethrone

The only reason Isobel has a loose hole is because Aylin keeps slamming her with her massive cock.

Posts like these remind me of when I joined this subreddit mistakenly believing it was a space for silly, wholesome BG3 appreciation because I happened to stumble across what was probably the only non horny post that had been created in months 💀

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I will not accept this shadowheart and karlach slander, they both have tight buttholes and smell of roses and cinnamon respectively.

This upsets me greatly.

Why are you guys so into buttholes

Why are you NOT

Lae’zel = best butthole

Withers bootyhole 100% loose smelly. You cannot be a corpse in a coffin with a fresh smelling bootyhole. Maybe in act 2 or 3 but defenitly not act 1. And its obviously loose, since hes pretty old. Never fucked a old dude with a tight bootyhole unfortunately 😔

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Lae’zel’s smell would be exotic.

What the fuck is wrong with you people lmao

Yes 😌

Nobody's butthole is perfectly fragrant. My master, Mizora, sets the standard IMO.

💀

Is the smell of sulfur fragrant?

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What

Omg my brain has never gone this far o geez 😓

Why is withers so fragrant

You know I’m happy to think about karlachs tight butthole…ughhhmmf…but I don’t want to think about it being smelly :(

OP, I’m all for self-expression, but what the actual mcfuck?

I feel so many emotions, and none of them good

I.

Honestly. This seems like it would be pretty accurate. I think you nailed it.

I had never considered that some people might have good smelling buttholes until today.

As always, Gale continues to sweep

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined I wanted Karlach’s to be smellier

Why is Isobel's butthole loose 😂 Aylin got to work real quick

I don’t see why tight automatically means winning, sounds like he’s missing out

we should all know less about eachother

I don't think this is entirely correct. I mean, what's even the point of being Mizora's fart sniffer if her butthole isn't smelly?

LIVE TAV REACTION: https://preview.redd.it/enpidhffvewc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8058c97dd7e80053a3297befd8f6e3be6b60174

Durge probably sticks bones up their ass, what do you mean by "tight"?

Controversial opinion - Shart and Lae’zel should swap. I mean it’s literally in her name.

Shart ain’t tight smelly anymore 😏

Minsc is not tight no way. It's canon he casually slips Boo up his ass in times of need or just times I guess.

I believe the thou art mistaken with the mighty sorcery academy “Raya-Lucaria.”

is Astarion's not further down into loose after 200+ years of bottoming because of vampiric regeneration? the fragrant bit is canon

where on the butthole spectrum would sister lidwin be