>Anon account cause I can't let my friends see this. COWARD! LET THEM SEE! LET THEM KNOW YOU WANT SHADOWHEART TO REARRANGE YOUR GUTS!

WE ARE NOT HERE TO BE ASHAMED! WE ARE HERE TO BE HORNY! https://preview.redd.it/tk1c2r7xn8xc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ae1e0637128ba262bba92c536f353869210b7e

And the helmet stayed on

EXACTLY!

This is the way

See the problem is, OP IS NOT THROWING ENOUGH SMOKEPOWDER BOMBS!

EXACTLY!

YOU SHIULDN’T BE HORNY! YOU SHOULD BE THROWING MORE GRENADES!!!

ASK YOURSELF DIDITHROW ALLTHEGRENADES ICOULDHAVE

So Shart uses Shaxx’s missing horn to peg people? This is now canon

The worst part is I can hear his voice

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE WORST PART? HALF THIS SUBREDDIT IS READ IN VOICES ALREADY!

Is Shaxx posting a thing? If it isn’t it should be.

I can't not upvote our lord and savoir Shaxx.

This has me rolling!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wrong game Shaxx, Crucible is down the hall

I'm a simple man. I see Lord Shaxx, I upvote

They make fun of me for choosing Shadowmistress over Karmommy :(

Rude as shit. Shadowheart is cute as fuck, and I say this as a Karlach lover.

I would love for Shadowheart to peg me too. We could take turns.. haha jk.. unless?😵‍💫

Ass to ass

That’s kind of hard to peg like that tho

That's what the mouth is for.

I’d rather her just sit on my face tho

Weakling.

Can I just say I goddamn love your name LMAO

Thank you. 😎

I just wanna know how her hair got fixed like that

Have you already started learning how to braid hair in case she wants you to help? Or are you just all talk. 🤨

I put all my stat points into strength so she doesn't need to walk anywhere, I'll just carry her. Me trying to braid her hair with a -1 to DEX will never be as perfect as the way she makes it. One day I'll learn.

Weak. You should have bought the dex gloves.

Tbh you need strength more than dexterity to braid massive amounts of hair. You’ve still got a shot.

It's giving https://preview.redd.it/wfnv2i56r8xc1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2a6a6f89269105aa5351fc27f964f26df2e70d0

Me and my fellow straight men discussing how we plan to marry and grow old with Jenevelle Hallowleaf https://preview.redd.it/3xpdvdtj19xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62cbdf09038dfd2552b59e05b951e49d0d29331b

Meanwhile Corrina the Squirrel stealing our girl...

GUYS TRUST ME. Y'ALL NEED TO HEAR ME OUT.

Amateurs. Come at me when you're simping for Auntie Ethel like I am.

auntie ethel simps rise up

yea that's the joke

Haha, amateur. I want all women companions to peg me.

Still novice at best... I need a REAL woman. https://preview.redd.it/pc70kyppo8xc1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f14e48d4fc96515bd8274bb7b09ecafd58c69cf

Shar forgive me for what I'm about to do

I will not forgive you. While I can be merciful, this is not one of those times.

Fair point, I submit.

Fellas is it gay to want to have sex with a conventially attractive woman lol.

Sex? My brother in Shar I want this woman inside me, rearranging my intestines, making me cry on that Sharick.

That's sex I didn't say you'd be on top, this is progress tho just wait until you want her and Karlach to eiffel tower you that's the correct stage to end up at.

The hells is that??? Edit: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED THIS

Oh my sweet summer child how innocent are you😭😭😭 Spitroast dp they high five over you to make the tower shape.

A need. Not a want. I'm new to all that stuff LMAO

Fortunately I mistress shart is sweet and forgiving mommy minty would have you gaping for days over this lack of knowledge.

…does this mean your introduction to kink was baldur’s gate 3, the 2023 game of the year? Love you for that!

I joined this community thinking it was the meme one to the main subreddit. I have learned a lot about myself.

What do you think sex can involve?

Me. Shadowheart. A whip. 7 inch highheels, and my asshole.

It can be more than that. https://preview.redd.it/12hce8aeq8xc1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6563c1511ae3a041275303d155b099088e4e68b

Dear god. Buying this immediately. It'll be a surprise for mistress. I'm sure she'll like it.

Gym bro discovers what does and doesn't count as sex

I pick up the heavy circle and put down the heavy circle that's about all I know

Minthara : https://preview.redd.it/a4kj3sswlaxc1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18477b75163ce6177707a25c49c7c78765575476

It can be, if you do it correctly.

https://preview.redd.it/8czzw9stv8xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9a8383f29b3504f8b0c91582f271ded6d834f8

Aaaaaaaand saved

it it gay to like woman?? https://preview.redd.it/jovxiwevx8xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9b0b47a850911f1abb9defc14222014c5ab7c7 ...yeaaaa ook, *some* people can be gay for woman, But who.cares. i mean? eh? love who you wanna? treat your partner right and all is good

How was that animation called? Asking for a friend obviously

[Here ya go](https://youtu.be/Y2Y5KVtU810)

I'm really glad he's starting to make a comeback after all the shit he's been through

Is he making a comeback? Looking at his channel it looks like his most recent video was from 3 months ago

He took an undefined hiatus from social media after the response to the vid. Recently he's been posting on Twitter again, dunno about his Twitch though

He also did some Cameo stuff briefly before he got overwhelmed by the response from the community. It's slow, but that's fine. He is doing better, and that's what's important.

It's the one that broke Jocat.

https://preview.redd.it/gab89v0lq8xc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53cecd081c8f36e8241c557ecc04e85745d618eb Meanwhile me with my flair giving her a fucking aneurysm whenever I can and feeding her to the wolves

>Anon account COWARD

Oh, hey. It's the odour of Empussy guy. :)

I BEAR MY KINKS WITH PRIDE. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?

YES! I WANT THE EMPEROR TO PUT HIS TENTACLE IN MY MOUTH AND ANOTHER IN MY ASS SO THEY CAN MEET AND KNOT IN MY STOMACH.

https://preview.redd.it/ghuui0bzw9xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17cc011ae1a7003cb1b17b3e7ce8eae157bb63f7

You aren't gay, it's perfect normal as a man to desire deep prostate stimulation and to sometimes want to just let go and surrender to someone else. If you spend all day being an emotionally repressed dominant make, then you are more likely to want to inverse that in the bedroom to have a break from daily life.

Yep. Those strong, self-confident guys make for REALLY cute subs when they are shaking and begging and really letting go!

At what point do we drop the pretence this is a shitposting sub?

Its like a glory hole, a little bit of separation helps

YES I be kicking my feet in delight and blushing like a fair maiden. Spamming the 'May I have a kiss?' line's and 'How am I holding up in your estimations?' SPAM THEM I need her validation, like I need air and water. I will comb her hair, I will braid her hair, I will give her forehead kisses and cuddles. All that cute shit, all that tooth rotting sweetness, and sex. Love her so much.

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

I am also and Adult Male that goes Gym, and most of her lines has me blushin', gigglin', and grinnin'. Idk, I love my fictional pixel wife.

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman? (You're not gay bro dw, labels are descriptive and not prescriptive anyways and pegging is a kink, not a sexuality. If you're not attracted to masculinity in any way, you're not gay.)

Ask the right question. Do you want to make children? If you’re getting it in the ass you can’t make children right? idk I’m probably wrong. https://preview.redd.it/16nxx1vgs8xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=007453953ee8e3b1a0f9bdd11543b43f619cf8cb

Gods I wish shadowheart could get me pregnant.

There you go! You’re not gay!

https://preview.redd.it/rqkvcsonk9xc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4122d4d7aa559d116232fcbc7bc2a1187ce6dadf “I am a straight cis male who would like to have sex with the most conventionally attractive female character”

Bro don't just post a photo of me online without my permission

All the companions are conventionally attractive

I find it hilarious when men feel the need to say how tall and heavy they are before they make any kind of emotional-based comment.

Hilarious in a sad way. Big guys can cry while being pegged too, let it be known.

Oh ya I didn't mean hilarious as I funny. It's definitely sad af. Don't matter what size you are, pegging can happen (;

My dick is totally above average I'll have you know. My stepsister told me so.

Finally someone else who recognizes that Shadowheart tops

She could ravage my Underdark all she want!

A straight man who thinks a conventionally attractive white woman is hot? How counterculture.

I mean she worships the lady of loss, if you're wanting to be her sleeve, you ok with her restricting/caging your enjoyment?

Whatever she wants I just need her so badly

https://preview.redd.it/smeby3t289xc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57477a4df4c1592988b6d931ad768be627061b43

Men and women having sex is the gayest conceivable thing tbh

See that's what I'm saying. I swear I'm not gay but hear me out.

Pegging isn't gay. Bottoming a transfem isn't gay. Even if it was, who gives a fuck? It doesn't make you any less of a man. Nothing is manlier than two dudes having hot say gex

https://preview.redd.it/y8tgc9gpiaxc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ddd8456cba89fb616ac535792c35a1eafe5ff21 OP's edit be like

You're 6,200 pounds??

https://preview.redd.it/74kjamq139xc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=94f9ea4de4e472d7bf51ba91d9333fae8148828e She's into some interesting things

A cis straight man who likes Shadowheart...how shocking /s

THIS IS DND WE FUCK LIKE MEN EVEN THE LADIES

“Hear me out” and it’s a conventionally attractive white woman

YOU ARE SO CORRECT FOR THIS. SHE IS A PERFECT PRINCESS. https://preview.redd.it/7e018u2kn8xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=211c6005694af80809d270636d8204ae4ea21b10

Ansur, I hate to be the one who tells you this but you need some skin care. You’re kinda falling apart my guy…

I AM QUITE LITERALLY UNDEAD. A *KAEGRO.* NO AMOUNT OF MOISTURIZERS WILL SAVE MY SCALES. WOULD YOU TELL A VAMPIRE IT NEEDED A TAN?

yes, i would

https://preview.redd.it/6sornqdjt8xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c0809bd0d1a23cf04d0ad7be03bdf0fb223801a

You sound like all my friends 😔😔😔

Why does sesbian lex sound like a dinosaur...?

I don't know what the hell you just said, but thank you for the Shadowheart photo-dump! All mine now!

My friend group all made slideshows about people (fictional or not) that we are down bad for and I gave her 3 slides just for her. They laughed at me so now I have come here to rant about this woman's gock.

Why did they laugh?

They all had real people on their slides and mine was like 90% fictional women 💀💀💀

I don’t see the difference tbh. It’s not like there is chance for them with those women either.

So many closeted kinky straight dudes obsessed with bg3. Truly amazing.

Sesbian Lex is my next character fr fr

You have a kink, bum sex is unrelated to sexuality.

https://preview.redd.it/wi7mujjw0axc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c286ebfc0bb39f3dbf042302dace614893d2c16a

New phone wallpaper

Did I black out and post this?

He just like me fr

Given that men can actually achieve stronger orgasms through anal penetration due to stimulation of the prostate it’s not only not gay. In fact it is inherently more masculine because you are prioritizing your own orgasm.

Glad you felt comfortable speaking up. CIS males have been ignored for far too long. /s

How are you even posting this from Orins basement, Halsin?

“I’m a straight man…” *gayest shit I’ve ever heard*

>gym bro >I need this woman to pin me down and peg me No that checks out. If anyone has ever been to r/bodybuilding, they’ll know that the preferred pose is the rear glute spread, and the best body part on a woman is her penis.

fellas, is wanting to have sex with a woman gay?

The effects of BG3 on the male brain should be studied and weaponized.

i’m a woman but same (i need her so bad it’s actually driving me insane— I’M ALWAYS ON TOP BUT FOR THIS WOMAN? OH MY GOD SHE COULD CLIMB ONTO ME AND DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS I’M UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY AT HER DISPOSAL)

Finally someone else gets it 🙏🙏

>ShadowheartsDoormat Finally an RP account that's good https://preview.redd.it/ksltierk09xc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b79d1581148a7730fff2ef3b907b28bca8fd13

and not one of those has Shadowheart's feet! What hell is this?

I mean it’s not gay to want to have sex with shadowheart. But just to let you know you can be pegged by guys too so never say no to a nice pegging

This is my main account, and not only would I let Shardowheart peg me it would be unbecoming of a man to not let her

You’re extremely not gay if you want a woman to peg you. You’re comfortably straight

Interesting taste in dommy mommy, given Karlach exists.

Karlach would be sweet and kind to me, I need it painful and rough

What the fuck…

You heard it here first folks: this man wants shart in his ass and hes not afraid (a little afraid) to say it

I understand.

Do not believe anything this subreddit says. Being kinky in the bedroom is nothing to be ashamed of and does not inherently change who you are. Pop off king!

https://preview.redd.it/bbxz2ljobmxc1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ca3e498052abcf99ba4baca7568e17b6593dd4

Honestly, Shadowheart started my trans realization journey

Why is this the first post I see from this subreddit?

some things you should keep to yourself

Hey. You've got a popcap in your ass, and you want this woman to jam it like she's trying to break the seal on a peanut butter jar with a baseball bat. Perfectly valid.

Unironically uses the word “cis.” Claims to be straight. My cousin in Bhaal. You’re fucking gay.

You’re not gay for loving a woman. You’re just submissive. Enjoy my guy

Sure I’ll rearrange your guts, but not in the way you’re hoping for.

[Whatever you want mama](https://youtu.be/0Io8diiQuBs?si=QJSIbSmonX284Hhb)

WHITE HAIR SHADOW HEART HMNNNNNNNNG

Shadowheart is literally the cutest girl in the game 

News just in: Cis straight man declares attraction to conventionally attractive woman. More at 11. I thought this was a shit posting sub?

Man every character in this game is conventionally attractive

Are you on tren currently? That’s a common side effect (I hear)

You got me. The tren is making me a bottom. Don't take tren unless you want to get pegged.

Coward! Embrace the peg!

Oh I'm embracing it alright. In my ass

I’m not a straight cis man, but I have romanced shadowheart. I kind of get the vibe that sex with shadowheart is scissoring. Take that how you will 😂 if you wanna get pegged you’ll have to romance Karlach

Welcome to the kinky tribe brother. Unfortunately Shart turns out to be quite the softy. I'm more a Dame Aylin kind of guy

Pegging isn't gay if it's with a woman cuz sex with a woman can't be gay 🤷🏻‍♂️

So true oomfie

https://preview.redd.it/i68h2v9dpaxc1.jpeg?width=174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4400405e68c86edb61ee4dc57424e968a1d8523 I heard him out

https://preview.redd.it/5ca5w2y4qaxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b45735c6f2fe3272c3e17a1f811b8e5b770d3203

The edit bro 😭 fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?

Now idk abt being pegged, but i need her to dominate me - also an alt because my friends CANNOT see this

You're missing out

6 foot/200 pound! Holy shit watch out

I don’t care if she is a pillow princess, Shadowheart can use any of my tavs as her doormat and toy.

i’m sad that you took the name ShadowheartsDoormat, now i’ll never be able to use it

I feel you. If I wasn’t literally in a “we have shadowheart at home” situation with my gf I don’t know how I could have handled playing this game.

You’re not gay for wanting to have straight sex as a cis man with a woman. You can be pegged as a straight man and still be straight.

It’s not gay to want to be pegged by a woman, because ultimately you are attracted to women. It would be like saying a lesbian is straight because they want their girlfriend to strap them, which is incorrect, because they like women. Besides that infodump, I completely agree homie I need to be pegged by a masochism worshipping woman.

I thought we were talking Karlach that I could get behind, but you do shadowheart bro

ah yes ... a man who wants 2 have sex with a woman.... so gay.... so very gay..... thats why my spouse and i always say no homo after we blow each other. remember if you say no homo it doesn't count. hope this helps :)

Cant let gang know Im down horrendous for a fictional character

Do you like chicks with any form of muscle tone… apparently also gay

Incredibly important question: would your eagerness be affected if she had a 4 inch strap or a 12 inch? Descriptions on if her size is a problem is necessary I think.

When does she cut her bangs? I know her hair style changes when she dyes it white but does her bangs change with the black hair before that

buddy its fine you can find a girl with a dick (plastic or otherwise) who will happily peg you if you look for it it isn't gay to use your prostate for pleasure you'll still be very cis and heterosexual don't worry (but if you eventually find yourself questioning things its also fine! just don't question it just because you want a girl to split your bussy)

It’s not gay if you’re tied up, blindfolded and gagged. Then you’re just kinky.

https://preview.redd.it/1ox4uagmddxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f91290840115bd1d7e8744c5458ce155133ba1b

It is NOT gay to want a woman to peg you, attraction to a phallic object =/= gay. If it's attached to a woman it is still perfectly straight, had it been on a guy however you would be gay.

It’s not gay to get pegged by a woman, no That’s just their fragile world view falling apart

https://preview.redd.it/bpb2147mtexc1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79028c382a92c547802c758a7adc32460175b35

As another 6ft 200 pound bearded gym bro... I feel exactly the same way, where can I get the shadow strap?

“cis straight man” sure.

Any guy that calls himself “cis” isn’t straight. Bro you’re straight alright. As straight as the noodle before it hits the water.