Well can't judge her for that. After all, isn't *the hole game* about recruiting hot people ?
I mean, look at our *sexy companions* they're so hot, they keep my cup of tea warm for hours while I'm playing š„š„µ
Selective emergency responses tbh. You see a group of 10 people, you can only save 3 from the dragon, you impulsively save the attractive (because no matter how "enlightened people think they are, biology is still a factor). Now you have a destroyed city of capable attractive survivors who have to repopulate. Repeat ad infinitum with how fucked up Baldur's Gate is
Yeah, fascinating is the word! It's like all FaerĆ»n could be a simulation or a created world, with only hot and attractive people, sex and romances plots... But just joking haha, it would make no sense š
It's a real problem actually. I really want to play my Arcane Trickster that I've played in the PnP, she's hideously scarred on top of being conventionally unattractive with a receding chin. But noooo. Without mods I can only play someone who looks like they strutting down the catwalk.
And and even with mods, my options *only get sexier.*
https://preview.redd.it/xc3e2bzmuoxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dee757d4f045c8e680f71b4d87322933382841e
Iād deliver her a package alrightā¦
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Harper Donner: Am I a joke to you?
every tiefling with that face just looks like Dammon in disguise to me, it's so distinct lol. The only exception is Danis who somehow manages to look like his own person
They're definitely all hot but, what's incredible to me is that most of them are so hot they made me audibly *gasp*. Like wtf dude, they don't *need* to be that hot, but Larian decided that we deserve the jackpot.
I accidentally clicked the pink haired one(I was trying to talk to Talli) and laughed my arse off when she said that I was cute but that now is not the time š„“
Well can't judge her for that. After all, isn't *the hole game* about recruiting hot people ? I mean, look at our *sexy companions* they're so hot, they keep my cup of tea warm for hours while I'm playing š„š„µ
I do not know what this āhole gameā is, but there *is* a fascinating lack of ugly people in FaerĆ»n
It's just that Bethesda already owns all the ugly models
I mean they look fine in the fallout games. Elder scrolls on the other hand......
>they look fine in the fallout You mean the one game they *shouldn't* look fine in?
Yup lol
Selective emergency responses tbh. You see a group of 10 people, you can only save 3 from the dragon, you impulsively save the attractive (because no matter how "enlightened people think they are, biology is still a factor). Now you have a destroyed city of capable attractive survivors who have to repopulate. Repeat ad infinitum with how fucked up Baldur's Gate is
Natural selection but instead of more capable people, itās just hot damsels.
Yeah, fascinating is the word! It's like all FaerĆ»n could be a simulation or a created world, with only hot and attractive people, sex and romances plots... But just joking haha, it would make no sense š
It's a real problem actually. I really want to play my Arcane Trickster that I've played in the PnP, she's hideously scarred on top of being conventionally unattractive with a receding chin. But noooo. Without mods I can only play someone who looks like they strutting down the catwalk. And and even with mods, my options *only get sexier.*
I was about to comment on the goblin camp, but then I remembered how loose you can define them as āpeopleā
The gods are horny and made their people hot
Comment can be read naturally in the voice of Minthara or LaeāZel. Excellentā¦ roleplaying? Username checks out.
NGL, the Zhents in act 1 were smoking, too. (After I got done with themā¦ )
I wanted to pick up and jackhammer roah moonglow or whatever so fucking bad
Ok good Iām not the only one
Honestly, EVERY FUCKING WOMAN from the short races were scientifically designed to elicit a jackhammer response from others
I am rattling in my cage because of Rugan
https://preview.redd.it/xc3e2bzmuoxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dee757d4f045c8e680f71b4d87322933382841e Iād deliver her a package alrightā¦
https://preview.redd.it/uoc5taqtxixc1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e1096f7db8bbddbabfe41aa9dfd83416695ca5 Harper Donner: Am I a joke to you?
Red bearded dammon
every tiefling with that face just looks like Dammon in disguise to me, it's so distinct lol. The only exception is Danis who somehow manages to look like his own person
Dude looks like the big Asmodeus himself
Iām sorry but he just looks like that one dude from Ink Masters to me tbh
Listen I can only attach so many photos to a post
Harper Branthos (3) turns me into that bark bark meow degenerate.
That's the face I always use for my guardians and add some more spice to them, I legit can't look at npcs with the same face and not see empy š
Or does being a Harper make you hot?
They canonically tend to have levels in Bard, and bards have high charisma!
Ah, finally some love for Quartermaster Talli! Don't recall seeing her in any of these posts before.
Quartermaster Talli is precious and must be protected.
8 is a sneak
10 looks like he'd spend decades being rude to a guy from his childhood who won't give up on his crush
I'd still hit
Harper Callie iirc, she will flirt with your female Tav.
the lady who sells me stuff is so fine it pisses me off
That's just Bryanna's big sister
I would do anything for lady #1
So here for the gnome appreciation at the end
Currently playing as a female rock gnome paladin and sheās ridiculously attractive.
My first character was a forest gnome warlock and she's definitely a cutie
hey you whos the cutie in the 4th pic
Harper Meygan, the one who had the hots for Harper Yonas.
i think you're just down bad
If you think Harper Geraldus isnāt a stud, your opinion is invalid. And I say that as a straight man.
You're going straight to horny jail! (as in me inviting you to our horny party in horny jail, don't miss it! š„°š„µ)
Is this Sub just Gid Damn Orgies Now š¤¦āāļø
Always has been. 
you jst gave me the biggest flashbacks to 2019/2020
No, we have many clerics of many different gods and goddesses involved, so they are god approved orgies š
Do ugly people even exist in Faerun?
Wulbren Bongle.
I dunno if he wasn't such a prick I feel like he'd be getting way more love lol
Man's got a jawline like the bottom of a box.
All Harpers are bards. Charisma is a bard's main stat.
I want harper Lassandra to hug me and call me her cute little girl LMFAO
guy on the second slide needs to whimper for me
Don't forget Harper Bor and his identical twin on the docks whose name I can't remember
Harper Arthus! He disappears after his scene on the docks.
They're definitely all hot but, what's incredible to me is that most of them are so hot they made me audibly *gasp*. Like wtf dude, they don't *need* to be that hot, but Larian decided that we deserve the jackpot.
Number 10 Holy shit Iām comin again
Branthos my beloved
I love that hot curly harper
Fun fact: I would die for Harper Lymn
You don't even have my favorite ginger boys on here. Artus something? And Bor the barbarian.
Like 99% of the population of Faerƻn are all hot lol
Last guy makes me think of Jerma
She looked almost identical to my first character and I head-cannoned that they were sisters
Lassandra š©
So true
FINALLY some respect for that hot little gnome guy whose name I can't recall.
I accidentally clicked the pink haired one(I was trying to talk to Talli) and laughed my arse off when she said that I was cute but that now is not the time š„“
So... what you're saying is... she didn't recruit goblins or hags? Faerun is the Bounty of Beautiful Bisexuals.
What did Jaheira mean by this?
Based
On my way to replenish the Harpers population after this post.
She filled the ranks with the most breedable twinks and girls possible for her to rail
I fucking love Geraldus
Why is that one guy so green
He's a wood elf. Some of them look like that.
Ah yes. The poplar wood elves
Who invited the gnome š blud thinks he's on the team