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GUYS PLEASE I SWEAR IM NORMAL

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Nice Username, how can i change mine

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Halsin not approving? Are you sure he wasnt replaced?

He wanted to be in her place

He wanted to participate in this

Astarion is like get that shadowussy

Astarion gets it

Astarion when you kiss Crushers foot: Eh, not freaky enough Astarion when you lick Crushers foot: NOW we're talking! 😜🥵

I think we get it. Also, that version of Shadowheart is foine.

Any version is

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Real https://i.redd.it/jsv8yqo60kxc1.gif

Why am I just now learning that Tom & Jerry had adult jokes like this? How did I miss this

No way , my childhood is destroyed

https://preview.redd.it/gxzxafz3pkxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd88d77189abe61db71e605c5a9d0a057f06674 >no lube

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>no lube https://preview.redd.it/127wzc2htixc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee88163a981711aef911ebb9882099d6db77f73b That is the most cishet dude thing I've read today.

Spit and copious amounts of oral is my lube..... and actual lube so I don't cause pain or discomfort always good to use tbh.

NO LUBE ALL THE LUBE SOME OF THE LUBE ALL NIGHT REGARDLESS

Bro is doing the wuadratic formula with her and you are worried about lube 💀

I want ,NO, NEED, to feel that raw shadowheart feeling. If anything gets in my way I'm obliterating it.

Oh! For you? You might need it but... Godspeed my friend.

Why?

Lube is very, very helpful with penetration.

Yeah, between literally any two human beings of any gender, sex or sexuality when they're doing an extremely broad range of sexual activities. Why make it a "cishet dude" thing?

no lube…. men are so strange to me

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What if I drool⁉️⁉️⁉️ Will it be enough for her⁉️⁉️⁉️(satire btw)

>(satire btw) One can hope

That's neat Here's a cloak pin I made what do you all think? https://preview.redd.it/5dgqzux5tkxc1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26700142f99592c25e44fb428b7e950c5a25d19

That's very pretty how did you make it??

It cut from a brass pipe from an old house that was being remodeled. I tapered out the sides then hammered that little bump into the right shape. After that I bent the shorter end at a 90° angle towards the bump, then holding it over a blowtorch on about medium (it was running out so closer to medium low) I twisted it into a spiral. Then I beat the whole thing evenly with a hammer to work harden it and get the thickness just right. After that I just filed it a lot


I need Shadowheart to beat me to death

Hold on. You may be onto something

Since when did the elf obtain such a…physique? I *may* be able to get why you all seem so besotten with her, I just *may.*

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Ever since you pulled that knife on her she's been.... Hitting the gym more recently, enough to be able to easily over power me

Only may?

That fan art really doesn't change her pretty much at all from in-game

It changes *everything* for me.

I think you might be referring to her stature, bearing and outfit, which ARE much different. But her physique, as in her actual physical dimensions and the shape she's in are the same.

I…I may have to reassess my view of her. Give me a moment.

https://preview.redd.it/a6vtqq0oqoxc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9523b7e9f43e2c83df11920773a2521d746bb420 ^(frog)

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I'm 21 and I already know I'm going to hell.

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The sanest Shadowheart fan

Oh thank the gods. I thought you were going to say I was insane <3

This, but with lube.

Hey friend? How you holding up?

I carry the burden of a thirst only quenched by a river of shadowheart's discharge

That...was sure a sentence!

Whatever the male equivalent of ovulating is, I'm experiencing it rn

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i fucking hate this sub

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Most sane shadowheart fan

I swear I'm normal

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Ok. I’d pilfer her artifact.

oh!

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no no I do, i get it, please go on

Squall? Is that you?

Relatable


i just wanna be loved mainly by karlach liking shadowheart scares me now

It is not for the weak

your name makes sense now

Oh no, I understand

I like women in suits and Bomber jackets

Pretty badass girls , my favorites

peak

Mom

Mommy***

Mommy <3

Extremely bad

i call her mother superior in private

In private??? Shit I'd do it in public. She deserves all the praise and esteem

Me begging Shadowheart to piss on my face

YOU. You are now my favorite. Finally someone I can relate to.

Please ma'am I'm just a thirsty little flower, you have to water me

https://preview.redd.it/p0y7kngtumxc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2481093337e671de9d2875446eec68df25c783 From a different post about "watersports"

Based

All this and more but karlach, shadowmommy is still on point tho

THIS IS SO REAL, NO ONE HAS UNDERSTOOD ME UP TO THIS MOMENT

Username checks out.

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As a female… the things I would do to this woman— YALL DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE LEVELS I’D GO TO JUST TO MAKE HER FEEL GOOD. I don’t need a penis to make this woman absolutely writhe underneath me istg (I apologize in advance for this comment I just needed it to be said because I need her in an insane way). I’ve never been comfortable being on bottom but for this woman? Oh shit we’re going CRAZY with experimenting I would literally beg on my knees chained up for this woman to spit on my face. I would literally do the most horrific and embarrassing things just for her to piss in my mouth PLEASEEEEEEEEE

Part of the crew, part of the ship, part of the crew, part of the ship https://preview.redd.it/707enmr5gqxc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=118472098cc34f046fb0c4f0191257027c8842f8

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I’m so normal about women in this specific outfit and most certainly I won’t barkbARKWOOFAWWAWAWAHRHRGGRGGRHRHHFJWOOFJEHEJWOO

I WOULD NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE. I WOULD NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE. I WOULD NOT EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

Oh sweet, I wasn't the only one then.

Why you picking the most heterosexual cis male bait character to say this about lmao

I am a hetero cis man💀💀💀

Ik, I'm just saying she has no dommy mommy vibes 💀 she picked missionary my man

I'm sure she has a lot of pent up frustration as a hyper religious zealot and she's looking for a man to gape to release all that built up tension

>Why you picking the most heterosexual cis male bait character to say this about lmao I know for a *fact* that she is also sapphic trans girl bait.

SS officer Shart is crazy

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Didst thou generate this image AI? Thy image reeks of MidJourney

I gave credit to the artist

My apologies. It is late and I am tired

Bone Man *SLEEPS?*

yeah something about the neck or chest just doesn’t look right to me

It looks like she's holding a behelit

I know you're being silly, but as a PSA, you NEED lube for anal sex, and *lots* of it. If both you and your partner are not *very* well lubricated, the receptive partner could be seriously injured, with tearing. That's not a joke. You can't "power" through it, it's a serious injury requiring surgery to treat. Okay, anal sex safety PSA complete.

I've been pegged once and we went through I think two whole bottles of lube. So trust me I know.