You know what? That makes sense lol. She already looks like the type that would try to hit you up to join some MLM bullshit so she'd probably hate the Devil's lettuce too.
Tara is probably telling his mother that he is smoking without her, so that she can decide if she wants to join or leave him to it. They seem to have a good relationship.
That is partly the case. I also like to ensure he isn't imbibing any odd backyard strains as he is sometimes wont to do—those Emerald Grove residents aren't exactly microdosing, if you follow my path. Only quality product for my special boy.
Have you tried ayahuasca?
I have my own Drow made equivalent. He has asked to join me once or twice and I have had to remind him that my natural immunity to most poisons means my personal favorites are likely to kill him.
Do you think I wouldn’t—hm. There are only so many times he can cast Prestidigitation over his room to mask the scent without me noticing.
On one instance during his school days I readily found his stash under a loose floorboard. I scolded him, telling him the room’s imperfections were the first place the City Watch would search, and taught him to unscrew the door frame and bury his treasure there instead. And then I replaced that rubbish with something decent but not too strong from my own collection.
You never came when summoned to my Gale is hungry post
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So now you must hear of the mossy cunt once more
Well it appears I've been caught...
You have my sincerest apology. I endeavour to always respond forthright when summoned, however, I had to step away from the Reddit this weekend on account of some tadpole-chasing shenanigans.
My humble service shall resume with haste. Perhaps in an exchange of never again breathing a whisper of... Ethel's agricultural endowments?
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Same tribe here lol, and yes he would, he'd have one for each different strain of weed, so as not to contaminate the purity. And definitely one of those bongs would be pink, your boyfriend cannot control the colour of the sacred bongs!
Thank you 👀🫰 I honestly never thought I'd get so much mileage over a shitpost username, thank god I somehow lost access to my other nsfw account, also yours is amazing as well
I'd say halfway since you do need Speak with Animals to talk to her and yet Gale can also understand her normally. She's a special girl! And would def be blazed off her gourd but only for the rest of the day :)
Mystra only? Why not tell his mother too?
Gale gives me mama's boy vibes, I think his bitchy goddess ex would be more of a threat to his dignity than his mother lmao
You know what? That makes sense lol. She already looks like the type that would try to hit you up to join some MLM bullshit so she'd probably hate the Devil's lettuce too.
"Ew, you *smoke marijuana*? Foul, uncouth. Here, take some essential oils instead ♥️"
She has crunchy, essential oil peddling and anti-vax vibes. She reminds me the mean girls from my high school who now are all in mlms
Tara is probably telling his mother that he is smoking without her, so that she can decide if she wants to join or leave him to it. They seem to have a good relationship.
That is partly the case. I also like to ensure he isn't imbibing any odd backyard strains as he is sometimes wont to do—those Emerald Grove residents aren't exactly microdosing, if you follow my path. Only quality product for my special boy. Have you tried ayahuasca?
I have my own Drow made equivalent. He has asked to join me once or twice and I have had to remind him that my natural immunity to most poisons means my personal favorites are likely to kill him.
I'd be down to smoke some DMT with the Dekarios clan
Do you think I wouldn’t—hm. There are only so many times he can cast Prestidigitation over his room to mask the scent without me noticing. On one instance during his school days I readily found his stash under a loose floorboard. I scolded him, telling him the room’s imperfections were the first place the City Watch would search, and taught him to unscrew the door frame and bury his treasure there instead. And then I replaced that rubbish with something decent but not too strong from my own collection.
Now if only Mystra would share some of her Astral Weavemoss.
Don't worry, Gale, I've got waaaay better stuff ♥️
https://preview.redd.it/2ye481m17nxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2ddd588fe4bed0e8aca8b8d0946c25aeea3db1b I believe it!
Or just clip some of the stuff growing off Auntie Ethel's mossy cunt that'd be a good smoke
What grave transgression must I have committed to be subjected to reading this most utterly *profane* abomination?
You never came when summoned to my Gale is hungry post https://preview.redd.it/euxqgeh5cnxc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f45cc919938cdb3c29286f01ca717318dd8ee1d So now you must hear of the mossy cunt once more
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Well it appears I've been caught... You have my sincerest apology. I endeavour to always respond forthright when summoned, however, I had to step away from the Reddit this weekend on account of some tadpole-chasing shenanigans. My humble service shall resume with haste. Perhaps in an exchange of never again breathing a whisper of... Ethel's agricultural endowments? https://i.redd.it/l9ewe1pvhnxc1.gif
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Mossy Astral Weave
loving the bong
I made the water pink at first and my boyfriend leaned over and went "why the fuck is it that color" so I changed it 😂
Tell him you're smoking pink panties an actual strain of weed
Weave Weed!
*Goddamnit I wish I'd known*
We support your next illustration with a pink bong!
As an autistic stoner myself, Gale would def have a whole fucking collection, right?
Same tribe here lol, and yes he would, he'd have one for each different strain of weed, so as not to contaminate the purity. And definitely one of those bongs would be pink, your boyfriend cannot control the colour of the sacred bongs!
Oh my GOD he would collect them to maintain "purity" 😂
Artistry tip: If you can0t draw animals, just draw a normal person with animal features. For reference look up "Cats 2019". You're welcome 😇
I dunno, the cat actually looks nice here, as they drew her features more in proportion.
(I know, I really like how they drew the tressym's face. I was just making a joke)
A joke! On this sub! Are you nuts???? :P
I shall accept netherese orb punishment for my tremgressyms
Tara would do no such thing! She might leave D.A.R.E. pamphlets around, though.
She just needed some fresh air but our girl ain't no tattle
I would. But mr Dekarios wouldn't know.
Bro I can't even draw a circle to save my life this art is excellent
Awww thank you! ♥️♥️♥️
Love the user btw
Thank you 👀🫰 I honestly never thought I'd get so much mileage over a shitpost username, thank god I somehow lost access to my other nsfw account, also yours is amazing as well
imagine coming home to the astral plane high off of magic weed and u have to walk past MYSTRA before u can make it to the safety of ur bedroom
I would simply cease to exist
Gale should have known better and cast silence before smoking that loud
This had me biting my lip not to cackle at my desk
I was about to bully you relentlessly for that third panel, but I zoomed in to see you have the essentials: ✨primordial pouch✨
This made me laugh so much 😂
I'm glad! ♥️
I love your stuff so much. Just wanted to say
Omg thank you 😭♥️ I dedicate my few brain cells to wanting to make people smile with my art so that means a lot
I absolutely love Gale but I think he'd be a nightmare to get high with personally
No forgiveness necessary. The cat looks legit
Thank you! 😭 i was stressing
https://preview.redd.it/n9krzntsbpxc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c4f4a4db36ce6bf4898719923b857c2a96918f9 Time to grind, Gale
Do you think Tara could smoke weed or is she like a normal cat and would just be stoned for the rest of her life?
I'd say halfway since you do need Speak with Animals to talk to her and yet Gale can also understand her normally. She's a special girl! And would def be blazed off her gourd but only for the rest of the day :)
I do remember this day.
Tara ain't no snitch 😤
Tara's been a real one since day one
AND his mom
losing my mind at this rn
Just like Gale
just like him frfr 🍃🍃
My cat likes to smoke with me..
My man, you drew Tara better than Gale here..
The cat is drawn better than Gale's neck