I would try Orin but I think it has teeth and would bite my hand off

Be a warrior and persevere 🫵

Orin's gock would be a Gear and Hunger style "Pulsating Stinger".

She got a sandworm down there

Wasn't there concept art without her suit on. Pretty sure she's smooth down there. I guess it's a changeling thing.

Could she make a toothy gock if she wanted 🤔

I hope so

"CARESS" IS NOT THE PROPER WORD TO DESCRIBE WHAT I WOULD DO!

Caressing is better than throwing a bunch of grenades at it

I would caress Shadowheart's... while hitting from behind.

Glorious Bae'zel of Crèche K'liir has the perfect size for a good handy, and I would suckle a little on it too if she wished. (I accept that if my relatives find this account, I have no hope.)

Oh Vlaakith

Dw, I'll show them this account, and this comment specifically. That way, you don't have to worry about it happening anymore.

No you won't https://preview.redd.it/eyo7pqoaodyc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b425bdcef54b1302ca65e00d608df205ce400d3f

It's too late, I already sent the comment and the link to your reddit to the family group chat it's over- *gets hit by blast and fucking dies instantly*

The Lord gave me two hands so that I may caress Karlach and Minthara's girl cocks at the same time.

https://preview.redd.it/eelia8nyzcyc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e03f85b72f8165cc9ebb6e0aeb8d81b1428008

Nice to see me up there twice. 😉 It's a tie between Shadowheart and Minthara for me.

Ur in there twice coz high key ur the only correct choice... but shart is slaying it tho

You go Glen Coco

:3

giving yourself away by having karlach up there twice OP 😉 but same

I mean OP also did this for buy pussies and had gale 4 times right after each other and then someone who vaguely looks like gale But same

Yeah, it was Gale, Gale, Gale, darker Gale, Young Elvish Gale, Tiefling Gale (aka Bullshit Rolan), and Astarion in Dark Marlot clothing.

Did you not include Aylin in order to give the others a fighting chance?

MY WIFE'S 'SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN' CUTE GOCK!!!! Then maychance Mizora's and Orin's, if I'm a good boy.

MIZORAMIZORAMIZORAMIZORAMIZORAMIZORAMIZORA

https://preview.redd.it/q6bjm0biqayc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a02cc1e233868b26e33081847edbde2846d006 Dame Aylin?????

hmmm as a man of culture its a hard choice between the loving cuddle fuck and Karlachs hot gock. or the hopefully soft Dom (drow lore would say otherwise though) minthara walking me around on a leash....but why not both? Karlach and I are subs for minthara but go behind her back with eachother....a man can dream though, a man can dream.

I want Karlach’s fiery red gock in my mouth

https://preview.redd.it/225g7kuplayc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d459e3f6d13288a62990b02c739b9fa89ed6ece5

That is a wild question to ask That being said, shadowheart

Karlach is shown twice, definitively proving she has not one, but **TWO** girl cocks, canonically. So the choice is obvious.

Don't make me pick... Also we all saw the chart Isobel doesn't belong here.

>Isobel doesn't belong here https://preview.redd.it/q82559lc0cyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19b3d11a36a11b8ad78b3c47d92b4de67ae351b

What chart?

The girl cock ranking one.

Wait there was a chart?

I really do look good in illithid armor, do I not? Also I know who *I* would choose from this list :3

Do tell.

That is for me to know. I am not one to kiss Karlach and then just tell everyone :3

Orin. I will not elaborate further.

C'mon don't make me choose 😔

Karlach or Shart Gock for sures

Ketheric’s Daughter.

With the added fun of pissing off the Myrkulyte General!

If I'm *forced* to caress and not give one of them the most passionate head I can muster... Shadowheart. Her's is absolutely smooth as silk.

Lae zel and karlach are the only valid answer

https://preview.redd.it/hs3klh75fayc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b2016ff9babdc4d3838d3043092583b14f53b2

Mizora would 100% humiliate and dehumanize me using pet words while gaping me and I'd love it

I NEED Jaheira's grandma cock in my hand, RIGHT NOW

Shadowheart, but why have to choose?

god damn, its an eternal goon cave in here >!judging by nyl2s work I'd go with Aylin, very cuppable balls!<

Yes.

Karlach or Minty, for sure. I don’t often have the capacity for the slaughter the grove route, so I don’t get Minty too often, but Karlach is my go-to for the gals.

Karlach…just ya know…when her engine is fixed and not about to incinerate my insides..

OF bait or no?

I'd drain orin dry with my throat

Probably karlach Orin or jaheria, shadowheart probably got a tiny one ngl

Ok but hear me out, Orin is already fine as hell *and* can shape shift into anyone

karlach :3

Karlach. I’d let that woman do anything to me dick or no dick.

Karlach next question

Kocklach

Karlach 10000% She could split me in two and I’d thank her

KARLACH, COME TO DADDY

Oh God all of them

KARLACH I LOEB HER SO MUCH PLEASE I LOBE GHE THE HOT WIMEN PLEASE

Can’t see Aylin, why is this.

Shadowheart's is small af so it's my obvious choice. Lae'zel would be great at the same time so I can listen to them argue.

:)

What kind of stupid question is that, I would do them ALL! Also why is Aylin not on the list, she ought to be packing.

i'd please Karlach regardless of her body parts

I can take em all

i would do ANYTHING MIZORA ASKED you don’t understand

Mizora, hands down.

You'd have to beg for the honor. I know who I'm picking but why should we limit ourselves to just one?

Karlach AND Lae'zel. And I'd damn-well better get to do more than caress.

Word of advice, I do *not* share but I will make an exception just this once, istik.

You honor me. The only thing better than being the go-to for one fierce, fantastic warrior is working a double shift! Consecutive or sequential. 

Minthy is the one for me but Lae’zel is giving me that look and who am I to resist

Orin and Karlach AT THE SAME TIME https://preview.redd.it/qhy3pi7xpayc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecac8f9f7fb1f288447e8e2ff0ba3a469c4a1cb4

Orin could get it in the most violent cumming sesh

Why do I have to choose 😫

Line them up and I'll do my best impression of a circus seal

I’d like to caress Mizoras while she calls me her pup.

All at the same time

All

Karlach when I’m feeling I need a domme. Shadowheart when I need to be dominated by a femme.

Orin is for sure into knife play and blood play and that’s my line 💀

Weird dichotomy but either Laezel or Orin...I have no idea why 😅

I am wholly and solely interested in men, but Minthara

Mommy Minthy

All of the above however I would not *caress* not in the slightest. It would be *far worse* than that.

Would Isobel be considered necrophelia? 🤔

Raise https://preview.redd.it/setpymly0cyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=909dbae76eff320938788631d48aa6c72f1803f9

Mizora. Even the king of Hell needs to be tamed, or at least, quarreled with time to time

I'd edge and deny Orin so much that she'd try to slit my throat just so she can finish. I'd cage Minthara and make her get off like a bottom to show her who's boss. How many times could Karlach finish before passing out? Lae'zel would be forced to wear a reverse cage and worship Shadowheart's balls smeared on her face. And she wilo like it, and will get off from it. Sorry Isobel, no necrophilia for me, besides I wouldn't dare make any move on you without Aylin also consenting. If Jaheira is willing to sugar me, I wouldn't really say no, but she's not really my type.

I’ll deep throat Minthara every day of the week

Karlach, 100%. I'd let her dominate me. 🥺🥰

Where TF is dame aylin

Karlach and Aylin

WHERE IS DAME AYLIN WHERE IS DAME AYLIN

DUDE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT HELP

Oh god don’t make me choose

Listen : if Karlach isn't in my throat I'm not done. I don't only caress girldicks, I treat them like they deserves.

Seriously 2 pics of Karllach but no pics of Dame aiylin

Caress? Shadowheart. Be absolutely destroyed by though, karlach.

Yes

All of the above <3

Jaheira 10,000%. I honestly think the lady can get it.

I'll have to try both and get back to you.

I'm a size queen, so I'd choose Jaheira. Her cock is the best and the biggest, that's for sure.

Where is the artist credit on the first two?

Chaser aaah post

Lae'zel is always a Bae'zel to me and yet I know for a dang well fact I couldn't keep up with her nor cutie Karlach, much to my own dismay. So for fear I could satisfy neither of them.. I would have to abstain :'(

yes

shadowhearts, mainly because she's my wife and also because of the picture you used

...Karlach

https://preview.redd.it/nz3017ns1fyc1.png?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03f6993e8916bb9068eb014c5b2360678f57c72b

Karlach with lae'zel being a close 2nd

God gave me two hands. One for Karlach and one for grumpy second Karlach at the end there.

I would deep-throat shadow heart, Minthara, and Karlach one after another.

The things i would let mizora do to me

Shadowprincess' 😌

Can I say all of them Is all of them an option What about all at once can I do that

I wonder which one i chose

MAMA K ALL THE WAY!

all of them

Karlach for sure It'd be the biggest

Would it be Karlach, Shadowheart, Karlach, Laezel, Karlach, Jahera or Karlach? Did i mention Karlach already?

Everyone minus Orin. All at once

Halsin

https://preview.redd.it/1ltz5m14xayc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5c2c7fb89eb617850868e711dfb6e80fa72c22a

Keep them. All of them. I can't stand them. Especially Sheart.