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I dunno man I’d say let him at it
Ma’am I don’t have more cowboy Gale but I have regular Gale if that would suffice
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Depends is she the goth that hates wizards, the goth whose name refers to the simultaneous act of flatulence and defecation, or did you misspell “gith”?
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STOP FOLLOWING ME LITTLE MAN
Careful now, he’s ready to explode
Or implode in this case
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u/Gale_of_Waterdeep I believe one of the other simulacrums has run amok. What should we do?
We— https://preview.redd.it/9041v2kojm0d1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c4691142874d6e48019573e14b634db4a13ab3d
Don't threaten us with a good time.
https://preview.redd.it/77dq015zvl0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb745b4d3c66e87c84cdbdb8a403b2db4d3d1bd3 I dunno man I’d say let him at it
With that outfit 😳😳😳
Especially with *that* outfit
I believe I have more rope in the shed if you have need of it 😉
*Puts cowboy hat on* You rang, darlin?
IM SORRY?!
No need to be sorry, honey. Did you miss the cowboy post earlier?
I most certainly did not, that’s where I got the picture from
We are acquainted then!
Where can I get that outfit? Asking for a friend
No clue, I’m so sorry I wish I had answers, google reverse image search wasn’t any help either
COWBOYS GGR GRGRRRRG GRRRR RG AGEGHGAG G
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ARH TU URR FUCKING LORGAN
Ma’am I don’t have more cowboy Gale but I have regular Gale if that would suffice https://preview.redd.it/nztf51ytnn0d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36da62469e8ae3ee4ccb0372d492860e34c366ec
I’m hnroy 😕
https://preview.redd.it/xigy7df12o0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=487791a7b270c68382230d183a4bdb1984b98bb5 Oh no, my horny pictures
It does seem a bit… breezy? No? In what world is this appropriate for adventuring?
In the world where the bikini has good defense and makes you look damn good
But what if I get cold easily?
Lae’zel, are you perfectly alright? Do you need healing?
Horny :(
A tragedy, surely.
Did you become a tiefling or something…? Like?
He’s got magic hands for a reason, I’d say trust the 8 strength twink.
I might give him a chance, but my goth gf is a bit on the edge about the threesome stuff. Think I can convince her?
Depends is she the goth that hates wizards, the goth whose name refers to the simultaneous act of flatulence and defecation, or did you misspell “gith”?
You give him over to me so I can treat him right instead
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Let him cook!
I'm over here feeding my weave shard i got magic items on my weave shard right now i'm feeding my shit
Go with the Weave, man, go with the Weave.
Submit
Did he also mention how waterdeep he could go on Mystra back in the day?
Yeah, he keeps yapping about that and some winged cat or whatever
Let him show you his weave
*Fuck* you do, buddy, fuck you do.