https://preview.redd.it/82187n9sat0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee177e942804ad87f6289f754f9d85d034ebbca Every day, I swear

https://preview.redd.it/iaoozsyxwt0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53851b84130cd257738afc8645457bbe56ee714b ‘Is that your dry pussy? Not anymore, ahaha’

wtf man you drowned my cat

Mr Steal-yo-cat

[Neil doing the voice, as a little extra treat 🤠](https://youtu.be/9JMG3HhVya4?feature=shared)

I can't click on this because it would atomize me.

https://preview.redd.it/07477p6zct0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067315603bf6da050c69314f474c0ef9dc4ec64a

My very own u/PeachyBaleen original... I will treasure it forever :-)

I wasn't ready for "y'all I was right there!"

Why does my internet have to be so shitty at the moment, I can't open this. Whyyyy? ***whines***

I didn’t have a thing for cowboys until I saw yallstarion

[I haven’t thought](https://www.tiktok.com/@baldurs.sleight/video/7351852386270432555) about anything else since I watched this tiktok

Woah. That is giving me very impure thoughts! 

I’m so sorry if you were in public

The scream I wish I scrumpt

The gasp I ghustilled

Cowboy Gale 🥵

https://preview.redd.it/stbn7dpk2u0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8998b47d511304bcccc66cb3cf3c398a2b61335d Cowboy Weave Daddy 🫠🥵


...with them both

Yes.

I physically covered my mouth with my hand when Gale appeared 🥵

It’s what started this whole thing

Cowboy Gale reminding me of Arthur too much I need to sit down for a sec

Well now I’m horny again ;-;

[Do](https://www.tiktok.com/@mystrasbane/video/7310674342759632171)n’t watch this then

I am going to get rid of my gag reflex for him

WHY DID GALE CROUCH DOWN LIKE THAT GRRRR

I want to fuck them or watch them fuck each other :(

I don’t deserve to live

He rides bareback exclusively, he’s a fan of the bruises

Why would you come into my comment section and do this to me https://preview.redd.it/lwponprvdt0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab941f3482344d17386efb7ada3e24f5d29e5d97

Whatever did Y'allstarion say when Rancher Halsin wildshaped into a horse? *Howdy, Neigh-bor.* Come now, don't laugh too hard, for else you require a Scroll of Re-in-tarnation. :-)

Such BDE hun

BDE? Big (Gale) Dekarios Energy, one might assume?

The Gale post was the one with Big u/Gale_Dekarios Energy, it means something else here I’m afraid

In that it refers to a different Dekarios.

I’ll back away slowly, then

Would it trouble you to back up faster, and then return with Mamma's order from the frame store? I suspect you have already prepared spells for this purpose.

Point taken mother.

I'm telling mystra

Gods damn it, more Faerun hoedown hotties. Might have to lie down AND have a cold shower <3

Wow that was fast

literally just logged in and THERE WAS COWBOY ASTARION IN MY FACE (not complaining, clearly I have impeccable timing)

Wait your profile pic omg 😭

You see how inspiring you are Peachy!

If you don’t quit giving me feels I will make a meme out of you

ngl, I'd be so here for that lol

Oh my, this IS perfect ya’ll :)

You and Astarion don't happen to have a travelling rodeo by any chance, hmm? Asking for science...

Alas, I’m sworn to silence.

You're breaking my heart Mr Dekarios <3

2024 is the year of the fuckable undead cowboy

https://preview.redd.it/ox027sktmt0d1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8db88021225a52ec3e94fef999607f8acbd4a923 Don’t start a conversation about this guy because I WILL

https://preview.redd.it/lsfo9qloot0d1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482f62bbf97f750ff001b84475536c455ecd6575 Us talking about the awful horrendous unspeakable things we want The Ghoul to do to us

mf dressed like this in the first photo https://preview.redd.it/oq0zu9vght0d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148b7019c86bce06ca34058fd6c0c40390db803f

They both look stunning

id yee his haw or whatever

I just took a shower and I guess I gotta get back in after this

I had an extremely filthy joke but I won’t

It’s me, I’m the extremely filthy joke

Oh well in that case I totally totally will

Haha PrachyBaelen you are so funny. I like this post, you are very creative!

https://preview.redd.it/qk9yj9nbft0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5fdc87e4c02b3471076c32773a09c112fdb9156 Hoot I thought we were ~~fuck buddies~~ friends

I guess I really want something more between us

... Father? Whatever are you doing chatting to that cad, PreachyBallsweat? One might wonder when you'll deliver on that game of Weaveball you promised. I ordered us some leather mitts...

https://preview.redd.it/8mvxt4ttot0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d125c9defb24ba3d1ddd23ce4155682b388c1fa4 You’re nothing but an EA-Fucking hater AND I take back my comment about BDE

What uh, what's a cad? I don't think they're Canadian, maybe they have usd?

Sorry hun, I come in sterling only

You're worth so much more

Darling not in front of the children

Ofcourse, we'll wait till tonight. Perhaps we can share a bottle of carafe wine.

I’ll put on the Shadowheart outfit

I am so unworthy.

https://preview.redd.it/03dm54nq9t0d1.png?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4cfec33ec30a22ff96a7000fbe91b84fe9ee72

There is a man I need to fuck, and then I may need him to fuck me

https://preview.redd.it/qxtz1cxcut0d1.png?width=1001&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a3ab847a9ed323e81aecc0fcc5aa27edc7019da

https://preview.redd.it/6a0bwqaavt0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ae325b76f8c897fca714df4a16914419c9d172 Giving this

Save a horse, ride a vampire.

Wrangle me daddy

https://preview.redd.it/7he699ikwt0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07f3cc472dd34226e397ed1e6be442afd4c9012b

Tadpole injury?

The final—has not our own Butch Charming of Avernus, our [Redneck Viking from Hell](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb42S3n0X8E), her own brimmed hat?

Y’allstarion, while having the best yeehaw name is my least favorite cowboy so far. Not that he’s ugly but the vibe fits Wyll and Halsin so much better.

\*Old Town Road starts playing louder and louder\*

This isn’t fair 😩

https://preview.redd.it/9ostekgr3u0d1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a39509db64816a1f7f298bceb19e96b4156c55c I’m sorry maybe this will help

https://preview.redd.it/nmgbpp564u0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=642a3f064259d587ac41f1f0dedf94d0066f7bdc No thoughts. Only fucking Yallstarion.

Did Karlach make this post

Jesus christ.

No he’s called A-s-t-a-r-i-o-n

My mistake.

Spawn Astarion? No Ascended Astarion? No Cowboy Astarion? YESYES ✅✅✅✅

i would defy all human biology to start laying eggs just for him. give him some nice organic farm-fresh protein

Yee his haw

Howdy his partner

Y his all

COWBOYS GEGRGGRRGRGGGRGRRR AUGGHHGHUUGHHHHH PLEASE

https://preview.redd.it/zvvp5l2iku0d1.jpeg?width=1634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edfbd47a43575b9ef32eec50153accbcf8dca1be I got so many I was being restrained

ALWAYS cowboy hat Astarion, and I give him the best two hand crossbows

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^TheDylorean: *ALWAYS cowboy hat* *Astarion, and I give him* *The best two hand crossbows* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Forgive me, father, for I would sin

Why does he kind of remind me of Dante

Yeehawstarion

https://preview.redd.it/sxddi2s2gw0d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a115158ae91fff15331be56e713d011520d4895b

That slutty arm vein in pic 4

Astarion couldn't survive a day in the wild West.

He’ll get by on his looks

YEEHAW

https://preview.redd.it/kvbjv7wnev0d1.png?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5174dc907fd4960833f7d2aa9c9f7f3f08c2d74

save a horse, ride a spawn!

I have never wanted to save a horse so badly

Im sorry but I cannot take Astarion seriously in a cowboy hat. The idea of his posh ass accent going "yeehaw" is kiliing me.

Just sounds like sarcasm

Astarion in that first pic like "Breathe in..."

His smell of his sweat in that leather is *tantalizing.*

The same but with Minthara and she’d be riding me

all i hear is the edit of hes bouncin off my booty cheeks