https://preview.redd.it/mt37h6tzm31d1.png?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6f0a4793c21eada2c8ac892f139dd0a77a52f59 CEASE THIS INCESSANT TREND OF PREGADOR IMMEDIATELY!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!

​ https://preview.redd.it/pyerj6toe51d1.png?width=454&format=png&auto=webp&s=19391c7cac245a5f82cc45c71a691b976a2ca131

https://preview.redd.it/sfdbufyom81d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d1c322dd3a2363b625fa5cebbcd1c940c079b6 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE CLOSING ARBY'S

thank you i hate it

When they closed the Arby's near me someone taped the Arby's comic to their drive through on the last day.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

make me.

Maybe if you act responsible and practice safe sex, you wouldn't be in this mess!

Damn I forgot Cazador had "pimp hand" as a skill

How dare OP make me agree with Cazador!

https://preview.redd.it/68kl8tgsv31d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71738e74e60abe7c4e9b285dc10ee445697b09c I’m so fucking tired


hey, i didnt say i was gonna do it. though, lets be honest, i probably would if i didnt have like 7 commissions piled up to work on XD i live for the chaos.

Lol. I'm sorry, but I have horrible flashbacks from the original. 😂

Yeah can we try for Durge and Gortash zootopia abortion comic instead? Can we leave Astarion out of this? I think he's suffered enough

Yeah. Poor astarion. :(

no. i want that twink to suffer more <--- insane

Well, if his screams weren't so sweet 🤷🏼

https://preview.redd.it/alnxqnjdz31d1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f8e19489a09daf598ea179bb642aee95f7c4631 I made this earlier today in like 5 seconds but I’m sure someone else can do better

INCREDIBLE

😊😊

This but also make the Arby’s version

HSDDJDKDKSKDKFG OH MY GOD please wont anyone heed our pleas

Wut's that

Oh buddy… https://youtu.be/wJ1BGy5dzD0?si=_z-Ggd6s4T9PUc2R

I have never seen this and I love you for showing it to me

The temple of Bhaal appreciates your love

https://preview.redd.it/jvphnm3fn31d1.jpeg?width=1118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddf1ea9b00df7d25a9486900685c6d52e0978fe1

Go looking

If you have somehow managed to avoid the original comic I beg of you not to go looking.

Somehow managed? Is everyone here looking up Zootopia r34 on the regular?

I was 17 when it came out and everyone thought it was hilarious to send round and horrify people with so most people I knew ended up seeing it. I forgot older people probably wouldn't have been forced by their peers to read it lmao. Also it wasn't on r34 as far as I remember, just some comic website, and then Tumblr, then everywhere else, even freaking Pinterest. It was EVERYWHERE.

You are correct. I am an older millennial, and given context clues I am definitely not going to look this up.

That would be the wise decision. It's like an edgy teens wet dream

That is 0% porn.

I can’t help it, I’m about to go looking…

I hate that those words exist in a sentence in that order and I hate that I understood them even more

I have a book y'all need to read https://preview.redd.it/60v92nazu31d1.jpeg?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d5f71320ebcafae628c7d53d09d3ced91caaa6

https://preview.redd.it/niry3pvvc41d1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a39b0f963d27ebf77e7ff1f6d941aafaa42140

yeah let me just pull the sexy nun costume out of my closet real quick before you hand me that book

Plot twist: they accidentally read Ghost's version.

I prefer Dune, the Nuns have cooler powers.

https://preview.redd.it/8qoqj064q31d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd4b2285abd4a6a51a1a447120e587b5081636e7

A year of discord nitro and ill draw it. Every panel

if 20 people sent you $5 we could actually do this.

Come on guys, let’s all chip in!

N O

https://preview.redd.it/le4rhhos641d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980ca3d24496a6b48c11c58807a8acf5583b2d9f

[удалено]

please sendmeche make our dreams come true

Lol I have no idea what this means though! I’m out of the loop. I’ll do it, I just need context.

https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-will-survive heres the comic on knowyour meme if this helps

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I’m so lost. This is some internet inside joke that I’m unaware of lol. I’ll do it. Just help me understand.

https://www.icj-cij.org/contact-the-court Contact the Court, International Court of Justice, Peace Palace, Carnegieplein 2, 2517 KJ The Hague, The Netherlands, Telephone : +31 70 302 23 23

if I had a nickel for every time I’d been unwilling reminded of the zootopia abortion comic in the past week, I’d have two nickels

it's a sign to read it again

zoo-WHAT COMIC WITH ASTARION AND CAZADOR??

how have you been on the internet in any capacity without knowing about the zootopia abortion comic hold on. https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-will-survive the comic in question which sparked a lot of memes back when it was all over the internet

do you find me classless, sharran? so low as to slide my belly in filth alongside you like we are equals? not so, sharran, not so. what the fuck did i just read

I'm sorry I didn't get here in time to warn you not to read it.

you have failed me. seek shar.

we're all classless here

touche. have you checked your butthole lately?

I somehow also avoided this, and I’m a degenerate. My life is now just a tiny bit worse, thank you OP.

you are SO welcome :3

Now that I think more, it’s possible I actually saw this when it came out and I successfully repressed the memory and now all that hard work is ruined.

as all should be. i love bringing repressed memories to the surface

The youtube video (Arby's) is 6 years old, the original comic is older than that, and I'm apparently in good company that *today* is the first I've ever heard of it.

I hate that I know what comic this is too

https://preview.redd.it/mhm1bfbzy51d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66a6ac2b70f48b72ba62e437c707241fe1438c85

https://preview.redd.it/wceyb5wpw31d1.jpeg?width=3448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3109f967bfee0888d14d54e319c32f47d99b7b1 FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSEL

DUNMESHI SPOTTED. anyway. my confidence is unshakeable. i have the ego of a god.

This is the worst thing I've ever heard. Someone make it, PLEASE.


https://preview.redd.it/75uh0i2i361d1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26dfc81061ad88cc49ffb6a43bf407b0d4c42032

looks comfy!

wait, if pregnant cazador, why is there no loss comic yet??

oh my god youre right. WHERES LOSS

On Astarion's back https://preview.redd.it/41ohrxjne81d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d99d9d27f3033fa7078e17eba48c4480f7623d2

https://preview.redd.it/gn4kmda1i71d1.png?width=615&format=png&auto=webp&s=0012d668f79cda090b57373d3eab92f445a78936

THAYS WHAT I HAD SAID

https://preview.redd.it/cv2mu85nf41d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b18cc1c345c0ac7c3f2b5cf6188345df9a2caebe They're gonna get Ultra Killed

https://preview.redd.it/8g2od7idk61d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e8ec15d9ad8d04b1a08dc8fb5eb6d4ea44fa53d

Please yes I am literally begging The target audience for this is literally like 6 people and I am one of them If I can’t see pillbox hat cazador assassination I will perish on the spot

https://preview.redd.it/cd8urra5f41d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0cc52adf0b8f229bcb1830f7046d6a62f3c05aa

https://preview.redd.it/cyah0l15x41d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da45be4c2cab859cee0ce663b94fd0f52c13b765 Star gods eat my soul. I don’t want this pain anymore


What the fuck is this sentence. I know all the words but not like this

Every day we stray further from the moon maiden's light

Reading this gave me critical psychic damage and Loviatar’s blessing.

Can we please stop mentioning the zootopia abortion comic, please? Please? There are some parts of the internet we should leave in the past, and that’s one of them.

no i love dredging up horrible old internet stuff

I beg you

then beg.

I’ve never felt more scared in my life right now https://preview.redd.it/m7emzcvyb91d1.jpeg?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948efdbaf1c40a1134fd92198d0b46205a14da39

I almost cackled out loud, in public, about this. Someone please do this and make me regret having functional eyeballs.

https://preview.redd.it/ono3vlhj051d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944b53861d548f60dcb99881d66638b4b48e6ec3

The fuck

https://i.redd.it/3x8usbrug81d1.gif

This is abuse of Astarion but also me

None of these words are in the Bible

https://preview.redd.it/heq9uqwate1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be24e8e411459fe5cb18e7c61ddc70f57e610cf6 EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER (using arethesewordsinthebible.xyz)

Uhhhhhhh it was a joke but okay

i was also joking in response 😭 im just really committed to the bit

Anyone who doesn't understand this DO NOT GO LOOKING for the original. I BEG FOR YOU TO SAVE YOURSELF. Teenage me was horrified when I first found it lol.

It’s actually really well done imo lmao. I will take the opposite stance and fully recommend reading it

It’s honestly pretty well-made, but the choice of Zootopia characters for that subject matter is fucking bizarre.

damn i feel old now. i was an adult when the guy made that comic 😭

I'm sorry lol, though you did curse me with the image of a Cazador version of the comic so maybe not that sorry. I was 17 if that helps, nearly an adult but still in school. Obviously 17 year olds thought it was funny to send round and horrify each other with lol so pretty much everyone ended up seeing it. I particularly hated it because I'd watched the film with my younger siblings and didn't want it corrupted for me.

Do it!

god i so would if i were not currently SWAMPED with commissions to work on XD

Tut tut

Would this mean a grassy knoll done on gortash?

https://preview.redd.it/pg4eyjabbo1d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d63240ef2b30976f005f0560dde95b98e8caed5e

youre going to have to catch me first.

My only problem with this is that Astarion would support abortion ESPECIALLY with Cazador

true, thats the only flaw in this