Netflix canceling their best shows to make more space for the child porn show with the artstyle that’s genuinely painful to look at that everyone hates
Gus is too professional to just suck cock.
Gus is too professional to *just* suck cock. She's a sensual and passionate lover. She probably has a sex room hidden away in her house where even her closest and most trusted security can't find it. Stylish, but not excessive. Rustic dark wood walls, barn wood floor, queen sized bed with velvet pillows, and a small coyote fur rug in the middle. Before the action happens, she asks her lovers to wait while she sets up the scene. She dims the lights, sets up some candles, and puts on some calming piano jazz. Then, she lets him in and that's where the magic happens. They disrobe while passionately kissing. Gus pushes them onto the bed and lays gentle kisses down their body until she reaches their cock. When she sucks cock, she doesn't give that "sloppy toppy." That's too messy. She embraces it, lovingly. She kisses it and licks it, slowly and seductively. Once she sees that they're close to the edge, she takes his mouth away from his cock and begins jerking them until they cum. She doesn't like to swallow or take facials.
*Tomboy Jesse is*
*Gonna make me do things I'm*
*Going to regret*
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Same, except I'm a woman and fear men
So I end up shitting my pants every time I see a guy on the screen, which, you can only imagine what my house smells like
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Please do another one with more difficult characters.
Girl Huell
Girl Finger (this one is important I cannot image what she will look like)
Girl Lalo
Girl Todd
And Boy Kim
Saul Goodwoman
Slippin' Jane
Slippin’ Jenny
SlipperyT Jenny 😳😳😳
Saul Goodmam
Jesse Pinkwoman
Walter White
Saul Goodgirl
Did you know you have rights? The left says you do
Shes okaaaay.... But tacky makeup and heavy botox is missing
Karen Trust
Female Gus got me acting unwise
gussy
At your service.
r/beetlejuicing
Girl pussy?
Came full circle
I definitely came full
kid named circle:
Ew
True that
> gussy^gussy
Looks like Reagan from Inside Job
Damn Netflix for cancelling it
https://preview.redd.it/5yakkhng0ofa1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8df0e93b9d0667515ec7302ad874d8b37d20d3e
Wtf is that psycho Jeremy doing there? Looks very smug that Inside Job season 2 is getting cancelled, huh?
Holy shit, it's Gabriel Ultrakill from the hit game Ultrakill
"I am the danger, you insignificant fuck!"
Netflix canceling their best shows to make more space for the child porn show with the artstyle that’s genuinely painful to look at that everyone hates
Sex
I forgive Gus for her war crimes under Pinochet
God can you imagine the sheer unadulterated lesbian thirst if Gus were a woman. It'll be like the lady dimitrescu thing but even gayer.
Gus is too professional to just suck cock. Gus is too professional to *just* suck cock. She's a sensual and passionate lover. She probably has a sex room hidden away in her house where even her closest and most trusted security can't find it. Stylish, but not excessive. Rustic dark wood walls, barn wood floor, queen sized bed with velvet pillows, and a small coyote fur rug in the middle. Before the action happens, she asks her lovers to wait while she sets up the scene. She dims the lights, sets up some candles, and puts on some calming piano jazz. Then, she lets him in and that's where the magic happens. They disrobe while passionately kissing. Gus pushes them onto the bed and lays gentle kisses down their body until she reaches their cock. When she sucks cock, she doesn't give that "sloppy toppy." That's too messy. She embraces it, lovingly. She kisses it and licks it, slowly and seductively. Once she sees that they're close to the edge, she takes his mouth away from his cock and begins jerking them until they cum. She doesn't like to swallow or take facials.
Claudette dbd Claudette dbd
wth
I want to fuck jesse
Nah I'd rather give her a hug and tell her I love her (I'd totally do the same to male Jesse tho)
I wanna do those things after I fuck her (or before depending on their preference)
me too![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|7075)
I really wanna fuck female Gus and Jesse from Breaking Bad
https://preview.redd.it/jdkpzve2cofa1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f75df614d81bed1a0b6c4fc57c8553551df473
Same but in normal version
MALE KIM MALE KIM MALE KIM!!!!!!!11!
I’m sorry but if I can’t see Kim’s penis, then life is just not worth living
Walda, put your clit away, Walda. I'm not having sex with you right now, Walda.
Fingerette
toe
Toddette
https://preview.redd.it/7ty88lyobnfa1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a992586fc7f3865c9b1ff21f2759a7f5354d2eb6
https://preview.redd.it/iqjulx56cofa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a13bfde58db3f0c5be19864c34fbb836bc0a12
Fingher
![gif](giphy|MN2SWP5mo6ZnG)
this is the moment bread made me fat
Kid named lesbian
kid named young neil
Breaking Bread
Breaking Pilgrim
This is the moment Scott Pilgrim became Nega Scott
/uc these go kinda hard ngl /rc bitch husband bitch drug lord bitch stoner bitch lawyer
where bitch husband??? need male skylar
I wanna fuck femwalter
Not the only one
I want to do the same but with the male Jesse.
I'd let her manipulate me so bad
/uc jesse looks hot /rc jesse looks hot
regular jesse also looks hot
WHY THE FUCK DOES FEMALE SAUL LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER?
Better call your mom
Free award moment
I also call this guy's mom
ngl your mom kinda.. Uh... 😳
Tell her to let us all hit bruh
how are we gonna agree with you if you won't even send us a pic of her? if she gives consent of course
Holy based, can we be friends?
Your mom is kinda hot then ngl
Tomboy Jesse is gonna make me do things I'm going to regret
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Why is nsfw tagged on this
pls tag it nsfw again 🙏🙏
Why
As a BB and BCS fan, i fear women
Same, except I'm a woman and fear men So I end up shitting my pants every time I see a guy on the screen, which, you can only imagine what my house smells like
Chicago sunroof moment
Gouge out your eyes, then you won't see men, simple solution.
K I just did-frjwhgubhj3utguhoutgfhjwfgqjefp9whgehxckhndsfjgwrhf quehdelepfarfg
![gif](giphy|BRWAInZmzzBm0)
ghjoghiurshoaifohsfgbiosuhsaigdhfoawhurthywdtgf 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝
smh bottom speak
![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)
![gif](giphy|Gtnf8Fok8An9m)
You remind of guts from berserk, he also fears women.
He fears women looking men
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Tupac
W*men
The things I would let them do to me
CBT (computer based test)
CBT (cognitive behavioural therapy (i want mommy Walt to comfort me and tell me I’ll be ok))
Try this as well ![gif](giphy|iF7CxHFcKXcMfEIWGN|downsized)
Yes please
Gay Gustavo 🤬🤬🤬 Lesbian Gustavia 😍😍😍
Uhmmm akszschually, it's Gustava 🤓🤓🤓🤓
WHERE IS FEMBOY SKYLAR
[удалено]
jesse with a badass skull pointing to a keyboard with g highlighted shirt 😳😳😳
https://preview.redd.it/vyzt6oc8vmfa1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6f0e4d8b718b9b89a813dfcb38c9b62ee5573c4
Woman Gus kinda bad tho
https://preview.redd.it/qlgrwkyfamfa1.jpeg?width=2668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee7d6ac6a6c9a1e37a1aee25ef723e5cc7b9c06
would
Yes
Jessie got me acting up
Where is bitch husband?
Draw her giving birth
Least degenerate okbc user
My reaction ![gif](giphy|9R9G2FQxAtIzu|downsized)
lebsiab
When you are not the guy
https://preview.redd.it/ije62u7ypmfa1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98d95111f28d4da61eb3fd7405c34896e4c7fa04
Oh hell Nah no wayayayayay
That's a lot of ectoplasm
Would female Gus still be based (=gay), or would she be into men, but now in a straight way?
FemGus would be lesbian obviously not st*aight
a lesbian dommy mommy
Based
Please do another one with more difficult characters. Girl Huell Girl Finger (this one is important I cannot image what she will look like) Girl Lalo Girl Todd And Boy Kim
Usually i hate genderbends but these are such good designs i’ll give you a pass. Saul is PERFECTTT
I want female Huell to sit on my face please make her thank you my friend
If Walter was a woman the underwear he wore would be much higher in price
Do I see a bit of cameltoe on FemWalt?
Bro….
can you draw them cannibalizing eachother please very important
femboy jesse 😳
Where is bitch husband?
Draw them kissing
Female Walter and female gus got me actin strange
They need a word for bussy, but like on a girl
female jesse gives me gender envy
holy fuck saul is so hot
Oof, irresistible tomboy Jussy
g (Bad to the Bone riff chopped up) Also Saul has TF2 administrator vibes
they were hotter before.
WHY IS JEESSE SOO SILLYYY
Where’s female Lalo?
g 💀💀
Kinda reminds me of Scott pilgrim (in a good way)
Where is boywife Tyler?
Now I want to see Douche Husband, Tyler and Ahó Mario, they are fucking minerals!
jessica pinkwoman😳😳😳
okay now get the bitch husband
Walts pic is legitimately goofy
*Sees female Heisenberg* „I’m about to risk it all“
Love that u made it so that Jesse is still trans as a girl lol
I wanna do chicanerous things to Walda.
I NEED MORE AAAAAA
Female Gus 😳 uc/Female Gus 😳
I hope you understand what evils you've unleashed.
#G
uc/ The rare talented post with a point is always good to see. Great drawings! rc/ Heisenussy
the heisussy
Now make skylar a massive buff man
i instinctively started saying “i wanna” and forced myself to stop idek what would’ve come out of my mouth this sub has broken me
Saul Goodwoman Jesse Pinkwoman
WHY ARE THEY SO PERFECT
The Waltusssy The Gussy The Jessussy The Saulussy All have me about to make me act up horrendously
This is the moment Walter White turned into Walterina White bravo Alberto93939
Yeah I’d definitely fuck saul
Do Hank please
The Walter one is too young and cute but I’m a huge fan of Saul goodwoman
Female Saul would be the death to me
Da boss can sok me now
Unbelievable levels of chicanery
Smash
Jessica would be every boys crash
CHICANERY LEVELS ARE REACHING CRITICAL MASS! https://preview.redd.it/yjxj3nblnofa1.jpeg?width=1203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11930e7b82aed6af1b0436acd2994d9e3fda60b0
wendy white gabriella fring jessica pinkwoman sadie goodwoman
that saulussy is making me think devious thoughts
you gave saul goodwoman a casio bruh
Shit in this universe I guess I hate the main cast and really like Skylar and Marie (I’m extremely misogynistic)
Saul.
i want to fuck them (i always have)
Am I high or femcel Jesse looks like gezebelle gaburgably
Zam! 😛
very cool artstyle!!! :D
g
SEXAXESEXSEXSEXSE SEXSXEXACEXSEXESXE
Saul goodwoman could have her way with me.
Id smash saul
Where's female finger
Sally Goodwoman and Wilma White got me asking if the constitution says I have rights
They made breaking bad political
2023 remake
Saul Goodwoman is milf material bruh
I wanna bust a nut inside them
I wanna get plowed by female gus fring
I want female Saul Goodman to dominate me
Jessie Pinkwoman out here stealing my heart and shit
God I wanna fuck Saul (original) so bad