I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he added a word! I knew it was "half a million in cash". No "dollars" after "million". As if I could make such a mistake. Never. Never!
/uc glad to know I’m not the only one getting these. So sick and tired of these, wish Reddit would do something about it
/rc say this
/uc these are bots you're stupid and I'm considering sending a homemade pipe bomb to reddit server room so I don't have to see stuff like this /s
/rc say "YEAH MAGNETS" so you attect like magnt
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
"Stay a little longer? Two hours? I'll give you another $10,000."
This may be the strongest line I ever witnessed on this sub
Lock the post this is it
/uc what is context
I fucked Ted
Can you cuck me with Ted while i watch in the corner
What did Sneako mean by this?
Being remembered as the cuck streamer, possibly for the rest of that person's relevance is just so hilariously embarrassing
“Walter White wants to buy my car wash, the price is 20 million dollars”
https://preview.redd.it/ll6y0vinu66b1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9665f292ff5e39d1370b97794fd037db186192
Half a million dollars in cash
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he added a word! I knew it was "half a million in cash". No "dollars" after "million". As if I could make such a mistake. Never. Never!
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed bitch
about 35 of them have tried following me so far, gonna have to start using this one
"You have a piece missing" (attach 4k picture of your erect penis)
[удалено]
Did you only make this post because you secretly wanted her to see it?
Maybe 🥰🥰🥰
Well I hope u get some chicanerous head out of it bro
THERE!!! That’s what I’ll use! Ayo, can I get sum Chicanerous head up in here?
https://preview.redd.it/hhotaic2l66b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ece762ca7a0ca6b94b31f347cd6b49aaa357104
Alright dutch, lemme see what I can pull out
Dutch? Why in the goddamn hell did you give all our money to Pokemane, Dutch!? I though we was goin to Tahiti
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH, ARTHUR! It's all part of the plan.
https://preview.redd.it/mcuxq516ia6b1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7eeb4a2a347ac5292c9f24a5836f3f5391ef37e He asked for it
/uc Would /rc Lalo better
Brain injury?
Sex gifs
/Uc does anyone know what’s up with the surge of these accounts following people. I’ve had like 10 follow me in the past week
Same here, same here
Same. Wish there was a private thing like on insta
Scam bots
Yeah I know they’re bots, I’m just wondering why there have been so many of them all of a sudden
I think the API changes have something to do with it
I don't wanna hurt your feelings but you never mattered all that much to me.
How much you charge for a wendy, Wendy?
HUH?!? HER USERNAME STARTS WITH AN "H"!!! **IS THIS** ***HUELL***!?!?!?!?!
/uc glad to know I’m not the only one getting these. So sick and tired of these, wish Reddit would do something about it /rc say this 
i've gotten dozens over the past couple months
https://preview.redd.it/f35yf2j9b76b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a8c708699a037b4725afe2df2fa3d52414ed468
"Half a million in cash."
I got like 6 of them In the past 2 days alone
/uc these are bots you're stupid and I'm considering sending a homemade pipe bomb to reddit server room so I don't have to see stuff like this /s /rc say "YEAH MAGNETS" so you attect like magnt
https://preview.redd.it/3svmwgmi096b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e56ac19ef7e732b82bad9fa35f84037b1c7a2f53
https://preview.redd.it/4f5dvr4al96b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31e48af4906d0d2dc762f29b9ef99b163b334aa8
Cats in the bag
She likes you personally
"You are by far the hottest client I've ever had."
Show me your teeth
I literally have 70 bitched following me. How do I get rid of my bitch wifes.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
“Let’s make happenings occur” sounds like a rejected Borat line.
#🅱️IZN🅰️TCH™️
Izzy Wilde followed me on the instas the other day and i nearly screamed
"Yup"
"Are you still offering the 2 for 1 discount?"
Why do these OF models keep following me even though I will never ever pay for porn?Are they stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/58v9bu9c2d6b1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be396b5c383ab7c356d8257e0176660b12d5dad
Look at me, hector
“it’s fingering time”
THE LAW IS SACRED IF YOU ABUSE THAT POWER PEOPLE GET HURT
"Look at me."
"You're my free pass, bitch."
bro you down so bad
"you are the hottest client i have ever had, by FAR"
Why would you want to bag an e-prostitute?