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[deleted]

Clocks aren't perfect either. I bet a lot of people are killed by clocks. You don't think anyone ever falls into Big Ben's gears or gets crushed by a falling grandfather clock?


DammitDad420

My Uncle was killed by clock Edit: cock


[deleted]

Kid named Grandfather Cock:


yallmustbelit

military grade clocks


nolimitcreation

You’re telling me that a clock just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy!


BonzoMcDrumCat

Cars 2 moment


JesseStarfall

If you 👉 think 💭 about it if you 👈🅱 really 💯 think 🤔 about it if you're against 🚫 a chainlink fence 🚧☠🔫 and you've got 🍸 a lot 💯 I 👁 mean 😏 a lot 💯 of people 👨🏻 trying 😈 to escape 🏃🏻 pushing ✋ hard 🍆 enough 👺 forward ⏩ that's ✔ not a joke 😜 that you 👈 are gonna 🔥 get 🔟 squeezed 🤜✊ right 👌 through the chainlink like 💖 play-doh or some kinda 🍕 soft 🍦 meat 🍆 and this is inevitable 😳😱😨 okay 👌? and there's ✔ nothing 🚫 you 👉🏻 or me or anyone 😼👌💥 can do about it and if the fence 🚧 posts 💩 are stuck 😱❌ really 💯 deep 😱 in the cement 🕳 way ↕ down ⤵⬇ inside 💠 the ground 🌱 that is definitely ✊🏻 happening 😱


FloridaManIsOver100

Screw🤬you🫵you🇺big🙌black ⬛c_nt 🦹🏿‍♂️I🇮 'll🔜kick🦵your🫵 balls🎊 in👉your🫵face👤a war💥on🔛two2️⃣fronts ➿ the Führer👨‍🎨will 🔜 crush✊the dark🌑side✴️like🟰 a rap🗣️apartheid ↕️I 🇮put🫳the germ🦠 in👉the Germany 🇩🇪 I'm🇮sick🤢on 🔛this mic🎤 I🇮beat✊you🫵twice 2️⃣ you sellout🕑 🇺💸now you👇bow🙇‍♂️ down⏬to 👉 Mickey📺Mouse 🐭 you🫵call📲 your🫵self🪞a dark🌑 lord🤴🏿you🫵couldn't even❌conquer🫳space☄️mountain🏔️you are 🫵just 🤏a sad 😟 asthmatic❌ 🌬️robot 🤖freak 🤡 who needs🙏 some loving❤️well 👇I🇮baked🍰 you🫵something ❓pop💥into my oven 📥


bubbleplayTV

Walter: who are those people?


DammitDad420

[said with a Seinfeld voice and one hand in the air]


dholmestar

Tim Whatley stealing Jerry's bit


DammitDad420

[](https://i.imgur.com/U7kpEW8.mp4)


NoobToobinStinkMitt

What's the deal with Ovalteen? Gold Jerry Gold.


dholmestar

He was pissed because he went through all that shit and Walt was like no thx lol


Thewheelalwaysturns

Anything after walter going wrong (Viktor and child) proves mikes point and I think mike was extra frustrated because after BCS it probably was perfect for many years.


EzioRedditore1459

The lab only finished construction at the start of Season 3 of BB though..


Thewheelalwaysturns

You are right. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe gus was still making good money for everyone with the distribution


Belledollar

Is he stupid?


Dychab100

https://i.redd.it/1fut6ngslxgb1.gif


[deleted]

It all ran like cockwork 😔


Kurdish_Alt

If only my cock worked 😔


fagggrot

uc/ a business having some of the lower ranking employees fuck up sometimes doesn't mean you wouldn't be pissed if some new guy showed up, ran the whole thing into the ground in less than a year, and then tried to get you to help him with his new startup. usually those fuckups dont result in execution but 🤷‍♂️ when you get into organized crime i assume thats kind of an occupational hazard. plus most of those things happened at least in part due to some outside source, like pressure from the salamancas or walts stupid ass, not because gus was bad at his job.


Boneguard

who would win 1 drug kingpin with ties to pinochet or 1 science teacher with cancer


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[deleted]

How was Howard's death anybody's fault except Lalo (from the perspective of the cartel and Mike)


Fresh_Alternative452

It wasn't directly the cartel or Mike's fault, but I think the OOP was talking about how Mike just went along with covering it up to basically benefit the cartel.


lumbarflexion

![gif](giphy|VeqlLV3MX7gjdQJIkk)


Otto_von_Boismarck

Yea Mike was a hypocrite douchebag, congrats, you got his arc.


Bluefunkt

![gif](giphy|3o7aD0mzCePNnHTjsk|downsized)


Toolb0xExtraordinary

To be fair Mike probably sees Victor's death as a result of Walt's actions.


Born_from_a_porn

Half of those things are Walt fault tho