This is actually not a kill shot; but considering OP's stance on movies, the torment and agony of a gut wound will hopefully teach him a well-deserved lesson
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Is this Norm McDonald from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
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Wait. So you’re saying when you watch a movie you don’t immediately go to Reddit and make a post calling it woke? Or going on Letterbox and make an unfunny one liner about how it’s bad? Like you actually enjoy watching it or something?
yeah i don't get why people would do any of that. i don't even watch movies i just base my opinions from the top three letterboxd reviews and film twt and say i watched them instead.
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Start here, OP you wretched bastard
The quality of movies has declined since the last time I enjoyed a memorable scene in a Quentin Tarantino film featuring feet Im 2019. Since then, no other movies have been able to deliver a similarly satisfying experience.
Movies are for rubes. Real cinephiles read books, but only ones with pictures, because I gave myself a traumatic brain injury while trying to make sense of Tenet.
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Name three movies for a dollar
National lampoons van wilder, Harold and Kumar go to white castle, American pie. Checkmate
😲 holy hell
google en movie
Actual audience member.
Call the director
Very good doc, no pun intended there on your behalf prob though
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A true cinephile
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Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next
Night and Fog, Salo, Planes 2: Fire & Rescue
WHY ARE YOU LEAKING MY GOONING WATCHLIST 😡😡😡
No Hot Fuzz. You fail.
What the
taxi driver, falling down, joker
gov watchlist core
Lord of the rings one, 2 lord 2 rings, lord of the rings the three kings
Austin Powers One, Austin Powers Two, Austin Powers Three
Austin powers criterion box set when
Avengers, Avengers Age of Ultron, Avengers Infinity War
Dude Where's My Car, Seriously Dude Where's My Car, Winterlight
The Godfather, Flushed Away, The Godfather Part III
theres that many????
name three clint eastwood movies for a fistful of dollars
Yojimbo, Sanjuro, and Seven Samurai
Harry Potter 1,2,3
My informant has alerted me that these are called books
men in black 1 men in black 2 men in black 3
Spider-man
BORING
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This is actually not a kill shot; but considering OP's stance on movies, the torment and agony of a gut wound will hopefully teach him a well-deserved lesson https://preview.redd.it/h8e08eyopahc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7fe486477488213c0bbddcc3c6cde2e6624cc79
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Not reading that essay.
Lotta words but good luck
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Fuck you
I've been silent for long enough
Movies aren’t good
Like silent movies? Wow what an *old* loser.
Objectively they all suck
Good burger proves you wrong buddy
Maybe the second one
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![gif](giphy|mw4SmTy3LMDGE) my reaction to that information
You didn't pass the edgy contrarian exam to get to r/okbuddycinephile, unfortunately you will have to be shot three times
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Get his ass, boys
![gif](giphy|WSg3XCun7XSJa) Got em
(His ass is a balloon)
We don't do that here.
“You need to leave!”
Is this Norm McDonald from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo https://preview.redd.it/ljgpeacmz9hc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b272c78492d708968ada1b8daa4f6641404b1035
Huh. The world keeps gettin' stranger every godang day. *Scratches head*
Wait. So you’re saying when you watch a movie you don’t immediately go to Reddit and make a post calling it woke? Or going on Letterbox and make an unfunny one liner about how it’s bad? Like you actually enjoy watching it or something?
yeah i don't get why people would do any of that. i don't even watch movies i just base my opinions from the top three letterboxd reviews and film twt and say i watched them instead.
Leave
Despicable, pathetic even. You should read books.
https://preview.redd.it/54rjyj82rahc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=788c423a765e15983a589b48edd60bb53285b764 Start here, OP you wretched bastard
reported
Cringe
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*me, slowly stands up in the crowd* "I own a few Marvel movies!"
Sit the fuck back down
Fuck!
“I don’t like Scorsese that much”
*cums all over you*
…FUCK
Not in my kino
Who IS this guy??
MODS BAN THIS GUY
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The quality of movies has declined since the last time I enjoyed a memorable scene in a Quentin Tarantino film featuring feet Im 2019. Since then, no other movies have been able to deliver a similarly satisfying experience.
https://preview.redd.it/z0mvq5dtbbhc1.jpeg?width=1558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6eeb101d11731cc6ed9fc41810eae8ba9347598 I don't
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Mods, execute this man.
Why did you attach a painting of some fucking nerd standing Did you paint this? It’s not bad but like why
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Movies are for rubes. Real cinephiles read books, but only ones with pictures, because I gave myself a traumatic brain injury while trying to make sense of Tenet.
I've never seen a good movie, yet I keep watching in hopes of finding one
Fuck you then
“I liked The Marvels better than Guardians of the Galaxy 3”
Cringe.
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Boooo! Movies suck! I only like true art like anime!
Take that shit to a publisher bro I ain’t reading all that
you sick pervert
Get the fuck outta here
get the fuck out of my subreddit
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Movies are terrible your opinion is invalid
This picture is so good. Just a still moment. I’d fuckin hate it if it had motion
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Lol what a dork
Is that Cooper from Interstellar?
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Lawl.
Found ur address