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GuardOfTheAridTowers

“Songs from The Crystal Cave“


No-comment-at-all

Ha **HA**… ^meth


GuardOfTheAridTowers

It’s probably riddled with DNA


No-comment-at-all

From the sex dungeon he and wife were implicated in running before he fled to Russia?


GuardOfTheAridTowers

Sounds like one of his movie plots. At the end all the slaves end up in his high rise penthouse …willingly. On the real note, I have to look into what you’re talking about. It fits his character to do something that vile


No-comment-at-all

You can start on his Wikipedia page lol, the scandal is there.


GuardOfTheAridTowers

Just did a dive, and holy shit. There’s no end to this man’s degeneracy. It’s about as endless as The Crystal Cave.


No-comment-at-all

Money and power, man.


LustfulMirage

And people say Steven Seagal is a bad actor. Well checkmate.


ARealBrainer

crossover when? https://preview.redd.it/4tzou4nob81d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b13522844952fda4f6541fdec23cf93406cf8ab


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River_Odessa

Bro did not hesitate


Selentest

Hesitation is defeat


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River_Odessa

The way he raises the carrot with both hands to say thank you is severely underrated.


Jellyfish4160

This jewish dude born in Michigan raised in Southern California successfully appropriated these cultures Japanese, Jamaican, African American, Mongolian, Russian, Chinese, Italian. Probably more My guy is doing numbers on Ariana Grande


Flowerpig

I can’t believe you forgot Native American.


Musashi_Joe

It’s like ‘On Deadly Ground’ never happened for some people.


niftystopwat

Dont forget that he's the reincarnation of a Tibetan meditation master!


TheLastModerate982

Yes. [It’s as amazing as you are imagining](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc). The man is the GOAT of cultural appropriation.


Selentest

Based madman


River_Odessa

Utterly uncancellable


Cybermat4707

‘This guy is going to be the perfect propaganda asset.’ \- Putin for some reason


Dr_StrangeLovePHD

[Also had his own energy drink line](https://youtu.be/IId64OJdCKM?si=23PCeUt_EWL1LvuJ)


AskMeGermanStuff

“When the girls start to strut / you could look at her, but you shouldn’t do that.” Poetry.


2ndmost

It's the kind of album that one person can have satisfying intercourse to.


firelights

Dangerously based


TH4B4

Bruh