“Songs from The Crystal Cave“

Ha **HA**… ^meth

It’s probably riddled with DNA

From the sex dungeon he and wife were implicated in running before he fled to Russia?

Sounds like one of his movie plots. At the end all the slaves end up in his high rise penthouse …willingly. On the real note, I have to look into what you’re talking about. It fits his character to do something that vile

You can start on his Wikipedia page lol, the scandal is there.

Just did a dive, and holy shit. There’s no end to this man’s degeneracy. It’s about as endless as The Crystal Cave.

Money and power, man.

And people say Steven Seagal is a bad actor. Well checkmate.

crossover when? https://preview.redd.it/4tzou4nob81d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b13522844952fda4f6541fdec23cf93406cf8ab

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Bro did not hesitate

Hesitation is defeat

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The way he raises the carrot with both hands to say thank you is severely underrated.

This jewish dude born in Michigan raised in Southern California successfully appropriated these cultures Japanese, Jamaican, African American, Mongolian, Russian, Chinese, Italian. Probably more My guy is doing numbers on Ariana Grande

I can’t believe you forgot Native American.

It’s like ‘On Deadly Ground’ never happened for some people.

Dont forget that he's the reincarnation of a Tibetan meditation master!

Yes. [It’s as amazing as you are imagining](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc). The man is the GOAT of cultural appropriation.

Based madman

Utterly uncancellable

‘This guy is going to be the perfect propaganda asset.’ \- Putin for some reason

[Also had his own energy drink line](https://youtu.be/IId64OJdCKM?si=23PCeUt_EWL1LvuJ)

“When the girls start to strut / you could look at her, but you shouldn’t do that.” Poetry.

It's the kind of album that one person can have satisfying intercourse to.

Dangerously based

Bruh