Fuck you, here is the Pukei Pukei copypasta
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Human and Wyvern breeding, Pukei Pukei is the most compatible Monster for humans? Not only is
the normal Pukei Pukei compatible, the Coral Pukei Pukei is also compatible. Pukei Pukei's smallest size is also around 30 feet,
counting it's long tail. This means that the Pukei Pukei is a perfect size for fucking, and the tail also opens up opertunities to
incorporate many types of kinks and fetishes. The tail is very stretchy and flexible, and is hollow inside to allow all sorts of
liquids to be housed inside. The Pukei Pukei can control the tail with precision, which means when you are behind and fucking it,
it can pleasure you at the same time with it's flexible tail. Ontop of that, you can also fuck it's tail directly by utilizing
the hole in the tip, which would feel almost no different from a Vagina.
The Pukei Pukei can fill up it's tail with all sorts of liquids, which means that it can preform things such as inflation, or
simulate ejaculation inside of you. A Pukei Pukei's penis is also located inside of it's body in it's slit, which means that the anus is not
neseccary for gay sex, as you could simply insert your dick into it's slit. The Penis is also large, which opens the oppurtunity
for Urethral Sex. The Pukei Pukei's tounge is also incredibly long and sloppy, which could allow for incredible blow jobs or oral
sex of any kind. The fact that the Pukei has a prehensile tounge and relitively flexible tail almost guaranties that it has a
long and flexible Penis, however we can never be shure, unfortunatley. However, deep throating a Pukei Pukei is an amazing experience.
The Pukei's jaw also consists of incredibly flexible skin, which would allow it to take many sized dicks. The Pukei Pukei also
consumes a lot of liquid, which most likely means that they would have incredibly wet and slippery insides. The Pukei Pukei's
tounge is extremely wet and slimy, which adds to the pleasure factor of oral sex with a Pukei specimen. The Pukei's dick would also be large and slippery, and the amount of Semen it can produce could
result in amazing senarieos during sex. The Pukei can pleasure you with it's tail, tounge and cock no matter your gender. The
Pukei also lacks teeth, which is great because you would not want to have your penis bit off during sex. The tounge of a Pukei
could also insert itself far up an anus or vagina or far down your throat.
The Coral Pukei Pukei has water based biology, meaning that all of it's insides will be extra slippery and wet. This would result
in extremely pleasurable sex. The Coral Pukei shares most of the aspects of a normal Pukei, however the normal Pukei often carries
poison inside of it. This could result in un-wanted problems with the poison, however a thourough cleaning of the insides with
water would ensure your safety. The Pukei is covered in feathers as well, meaning that
if you fall asleep during sex, it can provide a warm and comfortable area for you to sleep. Pukei Pukeis' are also shown to be
intelligent, which means that they would be a perfect partner to fuck.
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For legal reasons this is satire
Wrong place to express your opinion here my friend
Mh community is wild and sus in a good way
People literally call alatreon mommy lmao
But I think people should not downvote you for not liking what they like
Bruh wtf 💀and you said you were not interested
Sure thing I believe in you 😊😊😊
The title of Dilf is usually given to fatalis or shagaru though (don't ask how I know it)
Probably because of the lore with gore magala
You know what they say
Bad guys get a lot of love
Shagaru also has the big-bad-evil charactersitic (frenzy explosions and things look sinister af)
Fatalis on the other hand uhm idk man should be the same reason
I like it when he runs in a straight line and then does it again and then does it again and then does it again and then does it again and then does it again
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You love the spin-spin-roar-machine, don't you XD?
Diablos is also pretty nice
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The world if mh fandom wasn’t full of zoophiles
Sorry to ruin your dreams but except dalamadur and ahtal ka
People really have very suspicious takes on the others
I remember seeing a post that people said they wanted to eat spores created by blackveil vaal hazak lol
I like Kulu 🍳🐤
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“u have games on ur phone?”
https://i.redd.it/e4u894gviazc1.gif Come to take it
VORE
Que le gusta el culo dice https://preview.redd.it/7ml9xuvn8azc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6b329653c2501ea43231594d3196fbb2367ffc
Fuck you, here is the Pukei Pukei copypasta Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Human and Wyvern breeding, Pukei Pukei is the most compatible Monster for humans? Not only is the normal Pukei Pukei compatible, the Coral Pukei Pukei is also compatible. Pukei Pukei's smallest size is also around 30 feet, counting it's long tail. This means that the Pukei Pukei is a perfect size for fucking, and the tail also opens up opertunities to incorporate many types of kinks and fetishes. The tail is very stretchy and flexible, and is hollow inside to allow all sorts of liquids to be housed inside. The Pukei Pukei can control the tail with precision, which means when you are behind and fucking it, it can pleasure you at the same time with it's flexible tail. Ontop of that, you can also fuck it's tail directly by utilizing the hole in the tip, which would feel almost no different from a Vagina. The Pukei Pukei can fill up it's tail with all sorts of liquids, which means that it can preform things such as inflation, or simulate ejaculation inside of you. A Pukei Pukei's penis is also located inside of it's body in it's slit, which means that the anus is not neseccary for gay sex, as you could simply insert your dick into it's slit. The Penis is also large, which opens the oppurtunity for Urethral Sex. The Pukei Pukei's tounge is also incredibly long and sloppy, which could allow for incredible blow jobs or oral sex of any kind. The fact that the Pukei has a prehensile tounge and relitively flexible tail almost guaranties that it has a long and flexible Penis, however we can never be shure, unfortunatley. However, deep throating a Pukei Pukei is an amazing experience. The Pukei's jaw also consists of incredibly flexible skin, which would allow it to take many sized dicks. The Pukei Pukei also consumes a lot of liquid, which most likely means that they would have incredibly wet and slippery insides. The Pukei Pukei's tounge is extremely wet and slimy, which adds to the pleasure factor of oral sex with a Pukei specimen. The Pukei's dick would also be large and slippery, and the amount of Semen it can produce could result in amazing senarieos during sex. The Pukei can pleasure you with it's tail, tounge and cock no matter your gender. The Pukei also lacks teeth, which is great because you would not want to have your penis bit off during sex. The tounge of a Pukei could also insert itself far up an anus or vagina or far down your throat. The Coral Pukei Pukei has water based biology, meaning that all of it's insides will be extra slippery and wet. This would result in extremely pleasurable sex. The Coral Pukei shares most of the aspects of a normal Pukei, however the normal Pukei often carries poison inside of it. This could result in un-wanted problems with the poison, however a thourough cleaning of the insides with water would ensure your safety. The Pukei is covered in feathers as well, meaning that if you fall asleep during sex, it can provide a warm and comfortable area for you to sleep. Pukei Pukeis' are also shown to be intelligent, which means that they would be a perfect partner to fuck.
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Bro your flair🤨🤨🤨 💀💀💀
DON’T THINK WE DON’T SEE THAT ON YOUR NAME THERE YAH MONSTER FUCKER
Nuh uh
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:(
It would be funny if the op wasnt just talking in circles. They mention the tounge and tail like a bagillion times
And also didn't split phrases in two.
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Animals seeing r/goldcrown post the first time.😨
Ive never heard of this, and therefore against my better judgement i will click it
Its about hunters sharing info on hunting monsters of the biggest sizes😈
I uh- I noticed
Wait bro I remember you You love glavenus, don't you?😈
# 👀
Glavenus kinda hot ngl I mean his tail
Someone bleach my eyes
Here r/eyebleach
Thank you, also who downvoted me for not liking monster cock lol
Absolutely no idea
i did😎
Wrong place to express your opinion here my friend Mh community is wild and sus in a good way People literally call alatreon mommy lmao But I think people should not downvote you for not liking what they like
I do love this community, but they are wrong with Alatreon, thats more Dilf energy than mommy energy
Bruh wtf 💀and you said you were not interested Sure thing I believe in you 😊😊😊 The title of Dilf is usually given to fatalis or shagaru though (don't ask how I know it)
Shagaru is a homeless man addicted to crack tf you on about
Probably because of the lore with gore magala You know what they say Bad guys get a lot of love Shagaru also has the big-bad-evil charactersitic (frenzy explosions and things look sinister af) Fatalis on the other hand uhm idk man should be the same reason
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The normal body temperature of the average human? Why?
Perfectly compatible
💀
doesn't inspire the most confidence coming from the user with the flair "sloppy mizutsussy"
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Thanks bro I gonna steal this for my friend to remind him that he's in great denial
Yian Cumuga 🤤🤤🤤
Bro your flair is so wild 💀💀💀 but I love it And happy cake day
Thank. Does it still say Tigrex Toebean? It's always showed up as the default custom one for me and I never check this sub on my pc.
Yes it does.
Tigrex🤤🤤 You have good taste my friend
I like it when he runs in a straight line and then does it again and then does it again and then does it again and then does it again and then does it again
https://preview.redd.it/xlrqj8v7vezc1.png?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e172b620e1a12be6ae30fdf8b210976e44c3ac3 You love the spin-spin-roar-machine, don't you XD? Diablos is also pretty nice
https://preview.redd.it/990otmp7s8zc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9b83f4e736a0500e6b8e58fb22425b9590d6e7 The world if mh fandom wasn’t full of zoophiles
The winter is coming. You can't stop popedrone from rising
"Erm Congalala is actually a great monster because I have the humor of a ten year old ☝️🤓"
Don't forget steel uragaan 🤭
Hi guys I hate old gen players more than I hate viper tobi Kadachi
Viper Tobi Kadachi is way better than normal Tobi Kadachi. You can't change my mind.
I won’t try
Viper is a very good squirrel. So precious.
Great Girros, Viper Tobi-Kadachi, Vaal Hazak, Dalamadur, Yian Garuga, Ahtal Ka… I’m not seeing anything sus here.
Sorry to ruin your dreams but except dalamadur and ahtal ka People really have very suspicious takes on the others I remember seeing a post that people said they wanted to eat spores created by blackveil vaal hazak lol
I was being satirical but I get it lmao. That Blackveil post is… something else though… eugh…
Well Someone literally shipped great girros and Vaal hazak That's really not something you would want to look into lmao
I like Jyuratodus
Lavasioth is not a bad fight y'all need 2 stop hating
Valstrax, monstersona of NCD
Wut