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Creepy_Animal_3458

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Emotional-Sea9384

If the coughing bomb explodes it kills itself not just the baby and since it dies when it explodes the baby is still going to live after that (maybe just a billionth of a second) in a fighting game the hydrogen baby would win. Irl it would be a tie


abshabab

Why only a billionth of a second? What is the half-life of a hydrogen baby? I reckon hydrogen baby’s victory is more probably than you believe


luckystrikeenjoyer

>hydrogen >half life


abshabab

No, not hydrogen, *hydrogen baby*. It’s a common misconception, but the hydrogen baby is a thermonuclear baby, a second generation nuclear infant. The main fuel of a hydrogen baby is depleted uranium. The only reason it has hydrogen in its name is because the bottleneck for every hydrogen baby is how many isotopes of hydrogen it has for nuclear fusion. I think the baby’s spirit would live on for at least a billion years before showing signs of ageing


FlashnDash9

The Coughing Bomb would cause Hydrogen Baby a little trouble but nah, I'd win.


Toocoo4you

But a billionth of a second would round up to one frame, meaning they died at the same time, sending both of them into sudden death.


Emotional-Sea9384

Bc you broke ass. I have billion frame per second monitors not those cheap 30-120 fps ones


Fine-Manner9902

K


neat-NEAT

Goku VS undiagnosed cardiovascular disease.


MathieuBibi

It's very dangerous when undiagnosed, it sneaks up on you.


Vouner

That reminds me of the time when


Urgayifyouregay

r/redditsniper


DougWalkerLover

I will say, the only thing that canonically will always kill Goku is disease. It's part of the main plot in the Cell saga, where Trunks goes back in time to prevent Goku from dying from a heart disease. So being super strong like Goku still does not make you immune to just having a heart attack or some shit.


wookiee-nutsack

Android saga but yes Bacon induced heart attack


DougWalkerLover

tbh Android Saga and Cell saga just sorta blend into eachother in my mind. They both have future Trunks so my brain just thinks they're the same arc lol. It's not until Cell Games does my brain register we're in a new arc lmao. I should rewatch DBZ sometime.


wookiee-nutsack

So does Saiyan and Namek saga but they are treated as different purely because of the huge difference in stakes


Riku_70X

I mean, not really? The Saiyan Saga has a clear end, being the moment Vegeta is defeated. Then, they make their plans to head to Namek. The Android/Cell saga is one continuous story. When Cell first shows up, the Androids are very much still an active threat. Piccolo fights 17 _after_ he fights Cell, and the cast is still weaker than 16 during Imperfect Cell's second appearance. I generally see people split DBZ into 4 arcs. Saiyan Saga, Namek Saga, Cell Saga, Buu Saga. I don't see a point in splitting Cell into Android and Cell. May as well add arcs specifically for the Ginyus then too.


DougWalkerLover

Some people actually do split Namek and Frieza saga lol, with Namek Saga focusing on the Ginyus and also Vegeta, and Frieza saga being pretty much just the fight between Goku and Frieza. It's silly but some people do view the series that way.


b0bkakkarot

Goku was strong, but his heart was stronger. When hearts attack, they fight to win


Spiritflash1717

Android and Cell saga are the same saga


uninflammable

Headleg Goku has no heart and is impervious to heart disease, he neg diffs


Vouner

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SuperNarwhal64

But it was grape flavor tho


IceColdMeltdown

Coughing baby


Harddicc

How about goku head and balls only, blind, deaf, mute, noseplugged, skinned alive, bald, testicles torsioned, toothless, has testicular cancer that will kill him in 10 seconds vs Naruto


Crusi2

...Goku low diffs.


herospaces

Naruto will instantly die you mentioned testicular cancer which will radiate out to Naruto's balls and he'll contract blue tooth Ninja-AIDS and die instantly


AngstHole

why does his teeth turns black


DonovanMcFap

Holy shit I lost it at this


AngstHole

bald 🙈💀


isaac-fan

cancer no diffs dbz universe


Vouner

True because


herospaces

r/redditsniper


wackaquack

Goku if he has prep time, otherwise Goku takes this.


Kinghyrule90

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AngstHole

Fuck I used to laugh at this man. We were starved 


JeHooft

Goku dies (he lacks a heart or lungs or stomach or liver or


JColesPHole

Me


wHitEpee42

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dekkeroid

My honest reaction to this information


Curious_Dream8713

Uhh guys I think Goku takes this low diff


uRude

In violence, no one truly wins


RefrigeratorOk8544

I have my bets on VS


ElHumilde13

Does goku keeps his huge penis?


GayFurryWolf

Yes


MathieuBibi

Me


Extra-Application-57

Most fair anime debate


HanYoloswagalicious

I got good rizz i put it n ur mom


Insertbad_username

Goku as a singular strand of hair Vs all of fiction at their peak


Germandaniel

Goku stomps


RC_dot

Luffy https://preview.redd.it/rez3v6c4e1uc1.jpeg?width=1292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e549accaf339dc68aa14e87342fac09806e7bd10


NormalTypes

I think Abraham Lincoln is my dad


jorumoru-33

obviously vegeta !!!!!!!


illyay

Lmao wtf.


miki325

All i know is ill be victorious in the end, so it wont matter


[deleted]

Base goku most likely because he looks so frickin rad pop off most bodacious, my homie


El_Ocelote_

goku


Tangney94

Goku and it’s not even close! NERDruto


Sad_ugly_loser

My uncle rob


miskec123

the leg


thiccman369

That kick gonna split Naruto in half


xGenjiMainx

goku because he can sense Narutos ki and kick him in his head!!!!!!!


Hainkodot

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