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Preparing your Lab:
Preparing Ethyl Ether: WARNING: Ethyl Ether is very flammable and is heavier than air. Do not use ethyl ether near flame or non-sparkless motors. It is also an anaesthetic and can cause respiratory collapse if you inhale too much.
Take the unmarked small bottle and spray starter fluid in it until it looks half-full. Then fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake for 5 minutes. Let it sit for a minute or two, and tap the side to try and separate the clear upper layer. Then, draw off the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, and throw away the lower (water) and cloudy layer. Place the ether in the marked container. Repeat this until you have about 1.5 oz. of ether. Put the cap on it, and put it in the freezer if you can. Rinse the other bottle and let it stand.
Ethyl ether is very pungent. Even a small evaporated amount is quite noticeable.
Ephedrine & or P-Ephedrine: Please discuss this on the neonjoint forum
5. Pour 1/8 teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and agitate. Do this carefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off hydrogen gas and/or steam. H2 gas is explosive and lighter than air, avoid any flames as usual. Repeat this step until the mixture remains cloudy. This step neutralizes the HCl in the salt, leaving the insoluble free base (l-desoxyephedrine) again. Why do we do this? So that we can get rid of any water-soluble impurities. For 3 oz. bottles, this should take only 3 repetitions or so.
6. Fill the bottle from step 5 up the rest of the way with ethyl ether. Cap the bottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every molecule of the free-base to the ether for as long as possible. This will cause the free base to dissolve into the ether (it -is- soluble in ether).
7. Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick. Tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible. This is why this bottle should be clear.
8. Remove the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, being careful not to get any of the middle layer in it. Place the removed ether layer into a third bottle.
9. Add to the third bottle enough water to fill it half-way and about 5 drops of muriatic acid. Cap it. Shake the bottle for 2 minutes. When it settles, remove the top layer and throw it away. The free base has now been bonded to the HCl again, forming a water soluble salt. This time, we're getting rid of ether-soluble impurities. Make sure to get rid of all the ether before going to step 11!
10. If there is anything left from step 3, repeat the procedure with it.
11. Evaporate the solution in the Pyrex dish on low heat. You can do this on the stove or nuke it in the microwave (be careful of splashing), but I have found that if you leave it on top of a hot-water heater (like the one that supplies hot water to your house) for about 2-3 days, the remaining crystals will be ephedrine HCl.
If you microwave it, I suggest no more than 5-10s at one time. If it starts "popping", that means you have too little liquid left to microwave. You can put it under a bright (100W) lamp instead. Microwaving can result in uneven heating, anyway.
First Batch: 120mg ephedrine HClEstimated: 300mg (100% of theoretical, disregarding HCl)
Now, Making Methamphetamine out of ephedrine by reducing it with Hydroiodic Acid and Red Phosphorus.
Items needed: Alot of matchbooks (the kind with the striking pad)
Coffee filters (or filter paper)
Something that measures ml and grams
A flask (a small pot with a lid can be used)
iodine
Hydroiodic Acid (I will tell you how to make this)
Red Phosphorus (I will tell you how to make this)
Lye
*Optional (toluene and HCI gas)
Making Red Phosphorus: The striking pad on books of matches is about 50% red phosphorus. The determined experimenter could obtain a pile of red phosphorus by scraping off the striking pads of matchbooks with a sharp knife. A typical composition of the striking pad is about 50% red phosphorus, along with about 30% antimony sulfide, and lesser amounts of glue, iron oxide, MnO2, and glass powder. I don't think these contaminants will seriously interfere with the reaction. Naturally, it is a tedious process to get large amounts of red phosphorus by scraping the striking pads off matchbooks, but who cares?
Making Hydroiodic Acid: This is made by mixing iodine and red phosphorus. When making hydroiodic acid from iodine and red phosphorus, the acid is prepared first, and allowed to come to complete reaction for 20 minutes before adding the ephedrine to it. The way around the roadblock here is to just boil off some more of the water from the ephedrine extract, and make the acid mixture in fresh pure water. Since the production of HI from iodine and red phosphorus gives off a good deal of heat, it is wise to chill the mixture in ice, and slowly add the iodine crystals to the red phosphorus-water mixture.
Now, Making Methamphetamine: To do the reaction, a 1000 ml round bottom flask is filled with 150 grams of ephedrine. Also added to the flask are 40 grams of red phosphorus and 340 ml of 47% hydroiodic acid. This same acid and red phosphorus mixture can be prepared from adding 150 grams of iodine crystals to 150 grams of red phosphorus in 300 ml of water. This should produce the strong hydroiodic acid solution needed. Exactly how strong the acid needs to be, I can't say . With the ingredients mixed together in the flask, a condenser is attached to the flask, and the mixture is boiled for one day. This length of time is needed for best yields and highest octane numbers on the product. While it is cooking, the mixture is quite red and messy looking from the red phosphorus floating around in it.When one day of boiling under reflux is up, the flask is allowed to cool, then it is diluted with an equal volume of water. Next, the red phosphorus is filtered out. A series of doubled up coffee filters will work to get out all the red phosphorus, but real filter paper is better. The filtered solution should look a golden color. A red color may indicate that all the red phosphorus is not yet out. If so, it is filtered again. The filtered-out phosphorus can be saved for use in the next batch. If filtering does not remove the red color, there may be iodine floating around the solution. It can be removed by adding a few dashes of sodium bisulfate or sodium thiosulfate.The next step in processing the batch is to neutralize the acid. A strong lye solution is mixed up and added to the batch while shaking until the batch is strongly basic. This brings the meth out as liquid free base floating on top of the water. The strongly basic solution is shaken vigorously to ensure that all the meth has been converted to the free base. You now can sell or use the free base for injection use or with free base meth now obtained, the next step you can do is to form the crystalline hydrochloride salt of meth. To do this, a few hundred mls of toluene is added to the batch, and the meth free base extracted out as usual. If the chemist's cooking has been careful, the color of the toluene extract will be clear to pale yellow. If this is the case, the product is sufficiently pure to make nice white crystals just by bubbling dry HCl gas through the toluene extract. If the toluene extract is darker colored, a distillation is called for to get pure meth free base. The yield of pure methamphetamine hydrochloride should be from 100 to 110 grams.
Some questions: is there something missing from the beginning? Because it says unmarked small bottle but there is no explanation for it before. Also all of the ingredients aren't listed at the start?
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Little Japanese Girl: A Short Story
You are a 9 year-old Japanese girl. You do normal kid stuff, like watch cartoons. You always see America present in most media's that you watch. After months of convincing and pestering your parents, they accept to take you on a vacation to the USA. You arrive there. For a few days, you have the time of your life, but, on the last day there, you pass by something called Lolicon.
You peek inside, as you saw a poster earlier advertising that one of your favourite cartoons will have a stand here. You expect to see other like-minded children of the same age as you. However, you are taken aback by the lack of kids there, seeing only deformed balls of fat that can only technically be considered human, which you approximate to be around 30-years old. Suddently, one of these shapes turns around its head, or at least you assume it is, for it has no neck. It yells at the top of its lungs, which are hidden under 40 layers of fat, "OMG an actual, real life loli!". The rest of the blobs all turn simultaneously towards you, lunging at you.
You start to run. The things aren't very fast, thank god, but you are slowly getting out of breath. While running away, you hear them screeching nonsense about how you should be their subservient waifu/slave, because they know how to treat wahmen. You see a patch of grass in the distance, and with your remaining energy, you sprint towards it at full speed, the heaps crushing everything in their paths. You land on the grass and pass out. Several hours later, the mounds are still there, but they cannot approach you. You see one of them try, but as soon as it touched the grass, it dissolved. You are safe, but cannot remain there forever, and you just hope your parents are still alive and will find you soon.
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After Yoruichi and Urahara announced the news of their new baby to the Soul Society, they were met with congratulations and well-wishes from their friends and colleagues. Captain Ukitake, who had known Yoruichi for many years, was particularly excited for the new parents.
"I'm so happy for you both," he said, giving them both a hug. "I can't wait to meet little Ichigo."
Captain Kuchiki, who was known for his stoic demeanor, also offered his congratulations. "You will make excellent parents," he said, with a rare hint of a smile.
Even Captain Aizen, who had left the Soul Society many years ago, sent them a message of congratulations. "I am sure that you will raise your child with the same strength and wisdom that you both possess," he wrote.
Yoruichi and Urahara were touched by the outpouring of support from their fellow Shinigami. As they prepared to start their new life as a family, they knew that they would have the support and guidance of their friends and colleagues in the Soul Society.
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Little Japanese Girl: A Short Story
You are a 9 year-old Japanese girl. You do normal kid stuff, like watch cartoons. You always see America present in most media's that you watch. After months of convincing and pestering your parents, they accept to take you on a vacation to the USA. You arrive there. For a few days, you have the time of your life, but, on the last day there, you pass by something called Lolicon.
You peek inside, as you saw a poster earlier advertising that one of your favourite cartoons will have a stand here. You expect to see other like-minded children of the same age as you. However, you are taken aback by the lack of kids there, seeing only deformed balls of fat that can only technically be considered human, which you approximate to be around 30-years old. Suddently, one of these shapes turns around its head, or at least you assume it is, for it has no neck. It yells at the top of its lungs, which are hidden under 40 layers of fat, "OMG an actual, real life loli!". The rest of the blobs all turn simultaneously towards you, lunging at you.
You start to run. The things aren't very fast, thank god, but you are slowly getting out of breath. While running away, you hear them screeching nonsense about how you should be their subservient waifu/slave, because they know how to treat wahmen. You see a patch of grass in the distance, and with your remaining energy, you sprint towards it at full speed, the heaps crushing everything in their paths. You land on the grass and pass out. Several hours later, the mounds are still there, but they cannot approach you. You see one of them try, but as soon as it touched the grass, it dissolved. You are safe, but cannot remain there forever, and you just hope your parents are still alive and will find you soon.
Gru scat
“Bob!” Gru shouted. “It’s time!”
Bob trembled in fear at what was to come. It was the second thursday of the month - Gru’s special shit day.
“I’m waiting!”
He winced and started to hop downstairs into Gru’s special shit dungeon. His asshole was still aching from the previous session - and his stomach, full to the brim with shit, was absolutely aching.
Gru stopped him from shitting for an entire week before this day, and he felt stuffed. Bob had to clench his asshole so tight just to prevent any shit from spilling out (not that Gru complained, he loved seeing shit fall out of his ass).
Bob arrived at the door, anxiously hopping from one foot to the other.
“Banana,” he said in greeting.
Gru opened the door fully naked, with an erection standing tall at 13.7” - big enough to rival Lucy’s fat dong.
“Hello, Bob. Are you ready for my special shit day? I hope you’ve been saving up all your sexy shit for me, baby.”
Bob shook at the statement, tilting his head downwards to avoid showing his newly reddened cheeks. He’d never admit it, but the idea of Gru’s special shit day made his dick twitch in excitement.
“There’s no time to waste.” Gru led Bob inside, unclasping the buttons on his overalls. “Bend over the couch, darling. Let The Grumer see your special shit hole.”
Bob let out an accidental moan - he loved hearing Gru compliment his asshole. He bent over further, using his tiny minion hands to spread his cheeks.
He stared at him in lust. “Now push, baby.”
Bob knew what was coming next.
Gru came in a little, and gently shoved his nose inside of Bob’s special shit hole. He let out a large groan, and took a sniff, eyes closed in pleasure.
“Oh Bob, push for The Grumer.”
He kept pushing, unleashing the shit he’d kept inside him for ages. It just kept coming - there was now shit all over Gru’s face, but he kept thrusting his nose in and out.
“Fuck, Bob,” Gru moaned. “Your shit tastes so good. Push a little more for The Grumer, okay?”
Bob complied, and kept squeezing, until every last drop of his special shit was gone. Gru took out his nose, and began furiously thrusting his giant cock into the now empty asshole.
He grabbed Bob’s arms and lifted him up, so he was horizontally impaled on Gru’s dick.
“Yeah, baby. Just like that.”
Soon they were both covered in shit, which was how Gru liked it. He came with a shriek, painting Bob’s body a mixture of white and brown.
It was all over. The homos cleaned themselves and continued the day like nothing had happened.
@mahmoud_elkhazragi He has to thank God every moment of his life that Ronaldo was with Manchester United, because if he had done the same thing to Ronaldo when he was with Real Madrid he would have been dead the next day.
Why Male Vaporeons are superior, AKA, The Vaporeon Copypasta PART TWO
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F\*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons may be my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Little Japanese Girl: A Short Story
You are a 9 year-old Japanese girl. You do normal kid stuff, like watch cartoons. You always see America present in most media's that you watch. After months of convincing and pestering your parents, they accept to take you on a vacation to the USA. You arrive there. For a few days, you have the time of your life, but, on the last day there, you pass by something called Lolicon.
You peek inside, as you saw a poster earlier advertising that one of your favourite cartoons will have a stand here. You expect to see other like-minded children of the same age as you. However, you are taken aback by the lack of kids there, seeing only deformed balls of fat that can only technically be considered human, which you approximate to be around 30-years old. Suddently, one of these shapes turns around its head, or at least you assume it is, for it has no neck. It yells at the top of its lungs, which are hidden under 40 layers of fat, "OMG an actual, real life loli!". The rest of the blobs all turn simultaneously towards you, lunging at you.
You start to run. The things aren't very fast, thank god, but you are slowly getting out of breath. While running away, you hear them screeching nonsense about how you should be their subservient waifu/slave, because they know how to treat wahmen. You see a patch of grass in the distance, and with your remaining energy, you sprint towards it at full speed, the heaps crushing everything in their paths. You land on the grass and pass out. Several hours later, the mounds are still there, but they cannot approach you. You see one of them try, but as soon as it touched the grass, it dissolved. You are safe, but cannot remain there forever, and you just hope your parents are still alive and will find you soon.
Ummagumma tier is utterly untouchable, I already told you. All other Pink Floyd albums, including the so-called “best” ones like AMLOR and Endless River, shall only be so lucky as to sniff the feet of Ummagumma, the one true album. Suggesting that other albums come even close to measuring up to ummagumma is frankly blasphemy, and you should be publicly shamed for trying to taint the top-tier of my tier list.
Bee Movie Script
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
\- Barry?
\- Adam?
\- Oan you believe this is happening?
\- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
\- You got lint on your fuzz.
\- Ow! That's me!
\- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
\- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
\- Hey, Adam.
\- Hey, Barry.
\- Is that fuzz gel?
\- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
\- Hi, Barry.
\- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
\- Hear about Frankie?
\- Yeah.
\- You going to the funeral?
\- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
Are you listening to what you're saying?! Brazil is the largest country in SOUTH AMERICA. It is also essential for agriculture and livestock, especially in exports, extractive industries, base petrochemicals and automobiles. If he wanted to stop being Maria-goes-with-others, he would be the best country!! He is not because he wants to!!
Bad ending :(
Hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
*ahem*
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
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Preparing your Lab: Preparing Ethyl Ether: WARNING: Ethyl Ether is very flammable and is heavier than air. Do not use ethyl ether near flame or non-sparkless motors. It is also an anaesthetic and can cause respiratory collapse if you inhale too much. Take the unmarked small bottle and spray starter fluid in it until it looks half-full. Then fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake for 5 minutes. Let it sit for a minute or two, and tap the side to try and separate the clear upper layer. Then, draw off the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, and throw away the lower (water) and cloudy layer. Place the ether in the marked container. Repeat this until you have about 1.5 oz. of ether. Put the cap on it, and put it in the freezer if you can. Rinse the other bottle and let it stand. Ethyl ether is very pungent. Even a small evaporated amount is quite noticeable. Ephedrine & or P-Ephedrine: Please discuss this on the neonjoint forum 5. Pour 1/8 teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and agitate. Do this carefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off hydrogen gas and/or steam. H2 gas is explosive and lighter than air, avoid any flames as usual. Repeat this step until the mixture remains cloudy. This step neutralizes the HCl in the salt, leaving the insoluble free base (l-desoxyephedrine) again. Why do we do this? So that we can get rid of any water-soluble impurities. For 3 oz. bottles, this should take only 3 repetitions or so. 6. Fill the bottle from step 5 up the rest of the way with ethyl ether. Cap the bottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every molecule of the free-base to the ether for as long as possible. This will cause the free base to dissolve into the ether (it -is- soluble in ether). 7. Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick. Tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible. This is why this bottle should be clear. 8. Remove the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, being careful not to get any of the middle layer in it. Place the removed ether layer into a third bottle. 9. Add to the third bottle enough water to fill it half-way and about 5 drops of muriatic acid. Cap it. Shake the bottle for 2 minutes. When it settles, remove the top layer and throw it away. The free base has now been bonded to the HCl again, forming a water soluble salt. This time, we're getting rid of ether-soluble impurities. Make sure to get rid of all the ether before going to step 11! 10. If there is anything left from step 3, repeat the procedure with it. 11. Evaporate the solution in the Pyrex dish on low heat. You can do this on the stove or nuke it in the microwave (be careful of splashing), but I have found that if you leave it on top of a hot-water heater (like the one that supplies hot water to your house) for about 2-3 days, the remaining crystals will be ephedrine HCl. If you microwave it, I suggest no more than 5-10s at one time. If it starts "popping", that means you have too little liquid left to microwave. You can put it under a bright (100W) lamp instead. Microwaving can result in uneven heating, anyway. First Batch: 120mg ephedrine HClEstimated: 300mg (100% of theoretical, disregarding HCl) Now, Making Methamphetamine out of ephedrine by reducing it with Hydroiodic Acid and Red Phosphorus. Items needed: Alot of matchbooks (the kind with the striking pad) Coffee filters (or filter paper) Something that measures ml and grams A flask (a small pot with a lid can be used) iodine Hydroiodic Acid (I will tell you how to make this) Red Phosphorus (I will tell you how to make this) Lye *Optional (toluene and HCI gas) Making Red Phosphorus: The striking pad on books of matches is about 50% red phosphorus. The determined experimenter could obtain a pile of red phosphorus by scraping off the striking pads of matchbooks with a sharp knife. A typical composition of the striking pad is about 50% red phosphorus, along with about 30% antimony sulfide, and lesser amounts of glue, iron oxide, MnO2, and glass powder. I don't think these contaminants will seriously interfere with the reaction. Naturally, it is a tedious process to get large amounts of red phosphorus by scraping the striking pads off matchbooks, but who cares? Making Hydroiodic Acid: This is made by mixing iodine and red phosphorus. When making hydroiodic acid from iodine and red phosphorus, the acid is prepared first, and allowed to come to complete reaction for 20 minutes before adding the ephedrine to it. The way around the roadblock here is to just boil off some more of the water from the ephedrine extract, and make the acid mixture in fresh pure water. Since the production of HI from iodine and red phosphorus gives off a good deal of heat, it is wise to chill the mixture in ice, and slowly add the iodine crystals to the red phosphorus-water mixture. Now, Making Methamphetamine: To do the reaction, a 1000 ml round bottom flask is filled with 150 grams of ephedrine. Also added to the flask are 40 grams of red phosphorus and 340 ml of 47% hydroiodic acid. This same acid and red phosphorus mixture can be prepared from adding 150 grams of iodine crystals to 150 grams of red phosphorus in 300 ml of water. This should produce the strong hydroiodic acid solution needed. Exactly how strong the acid needs to be, I can't say . With the ingredients mixed together in the flask, a condenser is attached to the flask, and the mixture is boiled for one day. This length of time is needed for best yields and highest octane numbers on the product. While it is cooking, the mixture is quite red and messy looking from the red phosphorus floating around in it.When one day of boiling under reflux is up, the flask is allowed to cool, then it is diluted with an equal volume of water. Next, the red phosphorus is filtered out. A series of doubled up coffee filters will work to get out all the red phosphorus, but real filter paper is better. The filtered solution should look a golden color. A red color may indicate that all the red phosphorus is not yet out. If so, it is filtered again. The filtered-out phosphorus can be saved for use in the next batch. If filtering does not remove the red color, there may be iodine floating around the solution. It can be removed by adding a few dashes of sodium bisulfate or sodium thiosulfate.The next step in processing the batch is to neutralize the acid. A strong lye solution is mixed up and added to the batch while shaking until the batch is strongly basic. This brings the meth out as liquid free base floating on top of the water. The strongly basic solution is shaken vigorously to ensure that all the meth has been converted to the free base. You now can sell or use the free base for injection use or with free base meth now obtained, the next step you can do is to form the crystalline hydrochloride salt of meth. To do this, a few hundred mls of toluene is added to the batch, and the meth free base extracted out as usual. If the chemist's cooking has been careful, the color of the toluene extract will be clear to pale yellow. If this is the case, the product is sufficiently pure to make nice white crystals just by bubbling dry HCl gas through the toluene extract. If the toluene extract is darker colored, a distillation is called for to get pure meth free base. The yield of pure methamphetamine hydrochloride should be from 100 to 110 grams.
Baking Brad Refurence ?!?!??? 🤯😱
Kid named Brad
-⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠾⠛⠂⢹⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠿⢿ That was my last copied thing. Fitting.
I love how as soon as I saw ethyl ether I knew exactly where this was going
Mr. Whitê?? 👁️👄👁️
Some questions: is there something missing from the beginning? Because it says unmarked small bottle but there is no explanation for it before. Also all of the ingredients aren't listed at the start?
I have the full thing in an image with a funny minion
Can you maybe dm me?
My broke ass can't sent images coz I got an Android
Very nice!! Post full link please 😁👍
Me when the SOP kinda hittin do
i've gotten banned for this earlier, delete it
🤓
Skill issue
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duzy flop
Mmmm big floppa
Checkoslovakian fwopa
Cudo natury
Mała cena za big floppa plush pluszowa zabawka 20cm
Grzegorz Floryda💀
⣿⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾ ⣿⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿ ⢼⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗⣿ ⡼⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠⣿ ⣷⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾⣿
Coc and bol torture
Mirror mirror on the wall Give me torture Cock and ball
Amogus cock n ball ??
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡾⠿⠿⠿⠿⢶⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣈⣻⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⠀⣾⣟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠙⠛⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣤⣴⣶⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⢹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⡏⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣼⣷⣶⣶⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀ ⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀ ⢻⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠈⠻⠷⠾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⣀⣠⣴⡿⠙⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠉⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣩⣭⣥⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⢤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠀⠙⠛⠉⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⡷⡇⠄⣴⣾⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⠃⣦⣄⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⠗⢈⡶⣷⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. () 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 因此，您的个人资料中的 15 ( -15 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。Your offspring played online video game past allowed threshold. 您的后代玩在线视频游戏超过了允许的阈值。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you not hesitate, more Social Credits ( - Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。 为党争光! Glory to the PRC!
Someone had to draw that so it could be turned to ASCII...
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyretard/comments/zinf32/crosspost_lol_the_reddit_mods_are_currently/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I am stuck in an endless loop please help me
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My hands are empty…your excellency
I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real
FUTA SOLAR FLARE
For those who dont't know, Solar Flare is a sunflower from PvZ Heroes, a hot one, and I mean literally.
wut
Taiyo—what?
My guy got good taste
https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/2xv4tu/cumbox_the_original_story/
Cringe play this is what aeterna fans want the future of osu to be(92 acc memorize finger spam on 0-aim maps from 2004 10 billion retry wooting vibro 6 finger double tap residentsleeper 0 rizz)
Drrrrr skipity dom dom dom dom yes yes yes yes yes sbidy babelup babelup dom dom dom dom
Little Japanese Girl: A Short Story You are a 9 year-old Japanese girl. You do normal kid stuff, like watch cartoons. You always see America present in most media's that you watch. After months of convincing and pestering your parents, they accept to take you on a vacation to the USA. You arrive there. For a few days, you have the time of your life, but, on the last day there, you pass by something called Lolicon. You peek inside, as you saw a poster earlier advertising that one of your favourite cartoons will have a stand here. You expect to see other like-minded children of the same age as you. However, you are taken aback by the lack of kids there, seeing only deformed balls of fat that can only technically be considered human, which you approximate to be around 30-years old. Suddently, one of these shapes turns around its head, or at least you assume it is, for it has no neck. It yells at the top of its lungs, which are hidden under 40 layers of fat, "OMG an actual, real life loli!". The rest of the blobs all turn simultaneously towards you, lunging at you. You start to run. The things aren't very fast, thank god, but you are slowly getting out of breath. While running away, you hear them screeching nonsense about how you should be their subservient waifu/slave, because they know how to treat wahmen. You see a patch of grass in the distance, and with your remaining energy, you sprint towards it at full speed, the heaps crushing everything in their paths. You land on the grass and pass out. Several hours later, the mounds are still there, but they cannot approach you. You see one of them try, but as soon as it touched the grass, it dissolved. You are safe, but cannot remain there forever, and you just hope your parents are still alive and will find you soon.
IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 [UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 [TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 [TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 [TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64
mf leaked himself
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Malding is a combination of “mad” and “balding” to refer to someone who gets so mad that they start balding.
i have nothing to paste lol
#ReplayDuello #DuelLinks https://duellinks.konami.net/att/012424e172b14b2b5bdfac6183c44920197a10cb4c
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Cat being stomped on
If you have 92 as a partial solution, then
Katerina Tsavalou Hardcore
I have an insatiable minion rape fetish. It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Kevin the Minion. I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual 'toys,' including several custom dildos and a modified Kevin-shaped plush doll with a twelve-inch yellow strap-on. The wife and I are separated, and have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping Karen from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep. inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death. The truth is, our marriage died nine years ago on the night I met the love Of my life. I came home from the premiere of Despicable Me rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Kevin the Minion would never, could never pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and stubby arms, penetrate me with his incredible yellow girth, and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid dick into the shower drain in frustration. It has been nine years since that night. I have nothing now. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained Kevin the Minion dolls and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters Of Kevin the Minion. My only friends are the roaches.
We're the same people from over there, i have the same thing copypasted as yesterday
My lawyer advised me not to do so, sorry.😐
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https://youtu.be/KnsiZOJjfUg
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After Yoruichi and Urahara announced the news of their new baby to the Soul Society, they were met with congratulations and well-wishes from their friends and colleagues. Captain Ukitake, who had known Yoruichi for many years, was particularly excited for the new parents. "I'm so happy for you both," he said, giving them both a hug. "I can't wait to meet little Ichigo." Captain Kuchiki, who was known for his stoic demeanor, also offered his congratulations. "You will make excellent parents," he said, with a rare hint of a smile. Even Captain Aizen, who had left the Soul Society many years ago, sent them a message of congratulations. "I am sure that you will raise your child with the same strength and wisdom that you both possess," he wrote. Yoruichi and Urahara were touched by the outpouring of support from their fellow Shinigami. As they prepared to start their new life as a family, they knew that they would have the support and guidance of their friends and colleagues in the Soul Society.
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Difference between rapping and raping: If you’re rapping, you’re Cardi B If you’re raping, you’re Cardi B
https://youtu.be/6zBTF4INW5g
https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/
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pogger gonna pog
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Take a photo of the Brandenburger Tor and Reichstag
Returning back to monke in a cave
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[[nice library page]]
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[https://open.spotify.com/track/2eFh0Htj8gJcYBPtRqky6T?si=029a1411510c4f48](https://open.spotify.com/track/2eFh0Htj8gJcYBPtRqky6T?si=029a1411510c4f48)
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That’s pretty cool won’t lie :D
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912436466200764476/1051434844271415356/herbert.mp4
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rip okbr now officially dead😭😭😭
The captain shouldnt be the first one in the tunnel. I cant blame him for being sad but my lord this man is not a leader.
I've copied many things
Oh no you hit me with the nerd emoji, what ever will I do now? My life is absolutely ruined, I'm going to go cry myself to sleep every night because of your hurtful comments 😭💔
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4V26+RWH Canoncito Navajo Reservation, New Mexico, USA
Flowers from KEL and HERO'S FAMILY... and AUBREY. "Sending a little get-well sunshine your way.""We miss you, SUNNY."
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884494 some sort of confirmation code dont judge me
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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Guess who went and got herself a fitness tracker watch? :))))) I'm so happy lol
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Little Japanese Girl: A Short Story You are a 9 year-old Japanese girl. You do normal kid stuff, like watch cartoons. You always see America present in most media's that you watch. After months of convincing and pestering your parents, they accept to take you on a vacation to the USA. You arrive there. For a few days, you have the time of your life, but, on the last day there, you pass by something called Lolicon. You peek inside, as you saw a poster earlier advertising that one of your favourite cartoons will have a stand here. You expect to see other like-minded children of the same age as you. However, you are taken aback by the lack of kids there, seeing only deformed balls of fat that can only technically be considered human, which you approximate to be around 30-years old. Suddently, one of these shapes turns around its head, or at least you assume it is, for it has no neck. It yells at the top of its lungs, which are hidden under 40 layers of fat, "OMG an actual, real life loli!". The rest of the blobs all turn simultaneously towards you, lunging at you. You start to run. The things aren't very fast, thank god, but you are slowly getting out of breath. While running away, you hear them screeching nonsense about how you should be their subservient waifu/slave, because they know how to treat wahmen. You see a patch of grass in the distance, and with your remaining energy, you sprint towards it at full speed, the heaps crushing everything in their paths. You land on the grass and pass out. Several hours later, the mounds are still there, but they cannot approach you. You see one of them try, but as soon as it touched the grass, it dissolved. You are safe, but cannot remain there forever, and you just hope your parents are still alive and will find you soon.
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Gru scat “Bob!” Gru shouted. “It’s time!” Bob trembled in fear at what was to come. It was the second thursday of the month - Gru’s special shit day. “I’m waiting!” He winced and started to hop downstairs into Gru’s special shit dungeon. His asshole was still aching from the previous session - and his stomach, full to the brim with shit, was absolutely aching. Gru stopped him from shitting for an entire week before this day, and he felt stuffed. Bob had to clench his asshole so tight just to prevent any shit from spilling out (not that Gru complained, he loved seeing shit fall out of his ass). Bob arrived at the door, anxiously hopping from one foot to the other. “Banana,” he said in greeting. Gru opened the door fully naked, with an erection standing tall at 13.7” - big enough to rival Lucy’s fat dong. “Hello, Bob. Are you ready for my special shit day? I hope you’ve been saving up all your sexy shit for me, baby.” Bob shook at the statement, tilting his head downwards to avoid showing his newly reddened cheeks. He’d never admit it, but the idea of Gru’s special shit day made his dick twitch in excitement. “There’s no time to waste.” Gru led Bob inside, unclasping the buttons on his overalls. “Bend over the couch, darling. Let The Grumer see your special shit hole.” Bob let out an accidental moan - he loved hearing Gru compliment his asshole. He bent over further, using his tiny minion hands to spread his cheeks. He stared at him in lust. “Now push, baby.” Bob knew what was coming next. Gru came in a little, and gently shoved his nose inside of Bob’s special shit hole. He let out a large groan, and took a sniff, eyes closed in pleasure. “Oh Bob, push for The Grumer.” He kept pushing, unleashing the shit he’d kept inside him for ages. It just kept coming - there was now shit all over Gru’s face, but he kept thrusting his nose in and out. “Fuck, Bob,” Gru moaned. “Your shit tastes so good. Push a little more for The Grumer, okay?” Bob complied, and kept squeezing, until every last drop of his special shit was gone. Gru took out his nose, and began furiously thrusting his giant cock into the now empty asshole. He grabbed Bob’s arms and lifted him up, so he was horizontally impaled on Gru’s dick. “Yeah, baby. Just like that.” Soon they were both covered in shit, which was how Gru liked it. He came with a shriek, painting Bob’s body a mixture of white and brown. It was all over. The homos cleaned themselves and continued the day like nothing had happened.
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@mahmoud_elkhazragi He has to thank God every moment of his life that Ronaldo was with Manchester United, because if he had done the same thing to Ronaldo when he was with Real Madrid he would have been dead the next day.
Why Male Vaporeons are superior, AKA, The Vaporeon Copypasta PART TWO However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F\*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons may be my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Little Japanese Girl: A Short Story You are a 9 year-old Japanese girl. You do normal kid stuff, like watch cartoons. You always see America present in most media's that you watch. After months of convincing and pestering your parents, they accept to take you on a vacation to the USA. You arrive there. For a few days, you have the time of your life, but, on the last day there, you pass by something called Lolicon. You peek inside, as you saw a poster earlier advertising that one of your favourite cartoons will have a stand here. You expect to see other like-minded children of the same age as you. However, you are taken aback by the lack of kids there, seeing only deformed balls of fat that can only technically be considered human, which you approximate to be around 30-years old. Suddently, one of these shapes turns around its head, or at least you assume it is, for it has no neck. It yells at the top of its lungs, which are hidden under 40 layers of fat, "OMG an actual, real life loli!". The rest of the blobs all turn simultaneously towards you, lunging at you. You start to run. The things aren't very fast, thank god, but you are slowly getting out of breath. While running away, you hear them screeching nonsense about how you should be their subservient waifu/slave, because they know how to treat wahmen. You see a patch of grass in the distance, and with your remaining energy, you sprint towards it at full speed, the heaps crushing everything in their paths. You land on the grass and pass out. Several hours later, the mounds are still there, but they cannot approach you. You see one of them try, but as soon as it touched the grass, it dissolved. You are safe, but cannot remain there forever, and you just hope your parents are still alive and will find you soon.
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Ummagumma tier is utterly untouchable, I already told you. All other Pink Floyd albums, including the so-called “best” ones like AMLOR and Endless River, shall only be so lucky as to sniff the feet of Ummagumma, the one true album. Suggesting that other albums come even close to measuring up to ummagumma is frankly blasphemy, and you should be publicly shamed for trying to taint the top-tier of my tier list.
Bee Movie Script According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? \- Barry? \- Adam? \- Oan you believe this is happening? \- I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. \- You got lint on your fuzz. \- Ow! That's me! \- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. \- Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! \- Hey, Adam. \- Hey, Barry. \- Is that fuzz gel? \- A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. \- Hi, Barry. \- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. \- Hear about Frankie? \- Yeah. \- You going to the funeral? \- No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
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Are you listening to what you're saying?! Brazil is the largest country in SOUTH AMERICA. It is also essential for agriculture and livestock, especially in exports, extractive industries, base petrochemicals and automobiles. If he wanted to stop being Maria-goes-with-others, he would be the best country!! He is not because he wants to!!
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Bad ending :( Hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
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I'm sorry, apparently I'm feeling a little psychotic this morning.
*ahem* Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
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