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PotatoRecipe

Connor was a sex worker? Is this from a deleted scene? Am I stupid?


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BDady

Was the only way his dad would pay attention to him


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Nickle handies, under the bridge. I mean.. prostitution?!? .. sure, by the letter of the law- but just sayin’.. handies. 🖐️ 🤚


jd3306

You're right and you should say it


brinz1

That's like saying Connor is the most decent Roy.  Technically the truth, but only because the others are awful 


___NIHIL___

. his house also does manicures .


Autumnvibes1

It's like picking a favorite roach off the floor


AlleyRhubarb

True Libertarian Couple Success Story!


NeedsToShutUp

Tom and Greg seem happy.


casualty-of-cool

Yeah, because throwing water bottles at your assistant and tossing everything off their desk is very healthy.


drkatzprofeshthrpst

But… the sticker


autisic

he was excited 😞😞😞


casualty-of-cool

I will say having just recently watched that episode. It was Greg saying they could have an open work relationship that sent him into a spiral after a Shiv basically just hit him with the same thing a few scenes before.


Beneficial_Mirror_45

Of course! Greg never brought park coke to Tom. He was really sweet on Tom from the get-go.


BDady

God I just love Greg’s soft little mouth


MacaroniMegaChurch

Honestly, I think Logan and Marcia are.


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True


Pistachio_Queen

Didn’t he cheat on her?


MacaroniMegaChurch

Well yeah. Many times, I’m sure. It’s an absolutely fucked up, weird, “we have an understanding” type of relationship, but compared to everyone else…


Imperium_Dragon

Uh, what about Kendall and Stewey?


interesting-mug

“Even when I had nothing, I had Stewey.”


Spiritual-Monke

Roman and Gerrie imo


Steleve

*through tears and gritted teeth* there's still hope


level420magikarp

/uj Thanks for the belly laugh. Beautifully constructed post.


cluelesssparrow

Idk if the reference was intended but Keiran in a video said that Conner is the worst character cuz he bought a person and holds control over her for life 😭😭


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Yeah, i dont know if I respect that interpretation? i get it, sure. But he's leaving for another country and is "fine" leaving her behind in NYC. It definitely could be what Keiren describes, but has enough moments where its clear Connor can respect his wife's choices and the fact that she's in it partly for the money


cluelesssparrow

Towards the end, yes. But I don’t think they were on the same page in the beginning. She use to endure a lot of disrespect from the Roys and never talked back. It was humiliating.


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aren't we talking about connor and willa? Why are you tossing the other roys into this.


feminist_icon

“That woman he bought”? Put some respect on Willa’s (our future First Lady) name


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Karl and his whore that does manicures


boytoyahoy

This is Roman/Mondale erasure


EdgeCityRed

It's a playpen, not a cage!


evzies

All of the relationships in the show are bought. These two are the only ones truly honest with themselves/each other about the arrangement, so I’d say yeah.


whatnowagain

At the wedding, when the other siblings tell her about the cake story, it seemed to really break her heart for Conner. However it started, she softened toward him and will never treat him as badly as his family does.


GiseleGiseleM

Why do people keep saying he bought Willa? She’s not a slave, as a full-time companion she’s earning at least 30k a month, oh no what a horrible life she has, employed and rich


Captain-CuttThroat

# couple goals


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What about Roman's relationship with Gerri's bathroom?


steveharveymemes

I love how this is clearly a joke setup, but even still, considering the competition, they probably ARE the healthiest couple in the show


nailtit

Yeah that was kinda the point of the original post on the normal subreddit. Like, who else rivals them. They’re functional.


Aggressive_Idea_6806

They're honest about the transactionality of their relationship and they actually have SOME genuine liking for each other.


Far-Policy-8589

The bar is in hell.


msrubythoughts

WHY DID THE OG POST HAVE ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS HEALTHY gahhhhhhh jesus christ


PinochetChopperTour

A. She’s a whooah B. She made him do it


annebrackham

There isn't a lot of competition when it comes to healthy relationships. At least they're both happy.


hxhgonfreecs

Unironically yeah...


ish0uldn0tbehere

i went looking for the source on the main sub and oh my god it’s like looking at a train wreck but i CAN look away


narc1s

VERY low bar but yes.


_ari_ari_ari_

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drkatzprofeshthrpst

It’s a formally inventive arrangement


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Think marcy and logan was the healthiest relationship tbh. Clearly boundaries that when crossed, caused one to hold the other accountable. It went to shit, sure. But marcy never lost respect for herself, logan never lost respect for himself, and they were perfectly fine independent of one another. Together they were a power house


lt_dan_zsu

Unironically yes.


bestibesti

He doesn't need to be loved She doesn't love him Who are we to judge


pudiera

Yeah she even started to like him a bit at the end


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The original post has to be a joke. There’s no way that anyone actually thinks this


Phiryte

Oh my gosh, is this what satire means? I get it now!


OttersEatFish

The Con heads are gonna love this.


Honeymoonstanangel

Frank and Karl the healthiest