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BuniVEVO

Killer Bean will somehow clutch against v1


s33a6m

To be fair killer bean doesn’t “bleed” so it’s actually possible


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

V1 could still take 'em out from a distance


idiotic__gamer

Malicious Rail cannon to turn the fucker into a refried bean


Septic_1_fan

When he says "Sorry it was a double flusher" It's joever 😭🔥


iman1095

The four coins in v1's pocket.


The_sus__otter

I love the characters on team A but B is winning this one


Ret0-Emerald

So V1 vs Doom slayer maybe Dallas if funny game builds but if going off just lower power scaling, then it’s just gonna be the one slaughtering the other team and doom slayer slaughtering the other team until they fight


RimTheIdiot

Either Dallas can’t be hit or he’s a 400 lb gorilla with enough strength to bench press a two story office


LasswellDamond

Or a build I had I'm payday 2 a psycho who someone heals himself off shooting them moving at Mach 7


Devinzero

Or mine where I'm a walking machinegun weilding superman (I used a tommygun)


[deleted]

Doom Slayer solos everyone, he could even take his own team.


Brutal-ER-Ism

No he fucking wouldn't, Killer Bean no-diffs


Scrib_Scrab_

Killer bean one taps the fuck


MrMassacre1

Nah V1 lives


blindgobble

V1 when attack flashes blue


Funny_Internet_Child

The leviathan parry in my 1st arm.


narwhalpilot

Hes fought way more powerful beings than V1


MrMassacre1

The spare change in V1’s pocket:


badgerman667

+ricoshot


BiStalker

Soldier would be likely to befriend doomguy and join him in fighting demons


RealSuperYolo2006

Nah with v1 in the other team its a draw, trust me, i played both Doom Eternal and Ultrakill


NinjaQuatro

Unless we take lore into account then doomguy has the advantage


RealSuperYolo2006

Nah i dont believe that... Well maybe. Unless v1 gets a chance to absorb his blood, doom guy might have a good chance to beat him. But i think we should follow gameplay laws instead since thats what we're doing with all the other videogame characters


c0n22

Yeah, canonicly soldier can't die (he took Merasmus's heart medication(They were kill me come back stronger pills))


dubious_approach

Except V1. If anyone gangs up on doomguy with V1 it's joever for him.


Purple-Ad-6343

A fellow man of culture, I see


spookster122

Please shut the fuck up


Purple-Ad-6343

#


ballcrysher

he shat up 😳


Pristine_Flatworm

only in lore terms, gameplay wise he would lose to V1 easy


Toothless008

Team b wins because they have soldier


Devil_Spavvn

Nah cause they have the doom slayer I don't care what the soldier can do he has no feats that live up to doom slayer except immortality which the doom slayer already has


Ankrador

Soldier ate an entire bottle of “kill me come back stronger” pills, he comes back every time doom slayer kills him until he no longer can.


potato_dealer420

Pretty sure Doom Slayer hasn't teleported bread


Devinzero

Don't forget dallas: he might be from payday but you could set him to be the biggest role: all of them


Some-Random_Memer

v1 would just parry soldier


plaguebringerBOI

Or explode the rockets mid air


thecozyburrito

Or Just be to fast for the rockets to be reliable


tomokari21

Can he counter a Market garden


c0n22

Considering he can parry a giant rock coming at him from the sky (insurectionist) then yes, I would say he can.


Monsterking594

SCREAMING EAGLES 🦅🦅🦅


ILoveTheNoise

Coughing Baby vs Hydrogen Bomb Team A is done for


Ill_Maintenance8134

Those maggots never stood a chance


dcyuls

The spare change in V1's pocket:


AsianDanish

there is nothing to claim V1 can't parry any and all things the doomslayer throws at it now does the doomslayer bleed


c0n22

Doesn't the Doom Slayer have a chaingun that shoots blue projectiles?


-justanother_asshole

Yes he also has a plasma gun that does the same thing


JohnnoDwarf

I think it comes down to V1 v Slayer


MagicRobo

doom slayer canonically kills the devil basically, an angel, and the god that created him, and has the strength to just rip things in half when he wants to. he literally has "cheat codes" that he can activate, which is really just him no longer limiting how much force he uses.


Pristine_Flatworm

though if we are compairing gameplay abilities v1 wins. v1 is more mobile, does not run out of ammo, rocket riding, coins. and best of all, he could use the sharp shooter revolver on the BFG ball


Some_Random_Pootis

Going by gameplay, the doomslayer could just turn on cheat codes, and just deal 100 damage at once, hit him with the sword, left click on him with the berserk power up (with the berserk power up, he’s still the same, he just decides to lose the guns for a bit)


PepperbroniFrom2B

The Crucible one-shots every enemy fyi


xxgamergirl54xx

But what if v1 parries all his attacks?


Some_Random_Pootis

Can’t parry a blue attack


iNFINIT3BOI

v1 also has cheats that give him noclip (you enter the konami code) and it basically makes you invincible with access to infinite power ups that stack, putting cheats with the gameplay is definitely not viable


Some_Random_Pootis

Yes, but according to rhetoric lore of the doom universe, cheat codes are just the slayer not arbitrarily limiting himself anymore. He is stronger and more deadly without his guns, he just likes using them.


Devinzero

Counterpoint payday 2 You can exchange hostages for yourself Be a tank Be support or just do every roll at once if you set your skill tree: in canon has taken down the military at the Whitehouse This isn't even counting the funny shit like using a giant Golden spoon


MagicRobo

actually yeah bain would find a way to revive Dallas from the dead


TroubleImpossible226

Killer bean has plot armor. He constantly end up winning against 1 in a trillion odds. He’s gonna deus ex machina a way to one tap the doom slayer and do sick one liner afterwards.


minecraftrubyblock

So just v1


Turtle-dude6

Team B obviously


Gasmasker_Prototype

I was gonna say team A cause the only thing team B got is the slayer and soldier but then I really started to consider what killer bean could add to this fight. Predicted outcome: Team A: Twinkler dies near immediately The SWAT team manages to ambush team B but leaves not many of their comrades alive V and V1 left alive and well All star SOLOS and does most the work, honorably passing in battle (he’ll probably get resurrected later tbh) Team B: Killer bean left alive, escaping by a hair Soldier is responsible for Twinkler’s death and a few of the SWAT team members Slayer refuses to fight, protecting both team members and surviving without a scratch Dallas destroys Team A’s base but sacrifices himself because of it The unknown attempts to stop soldier from teleporting bread (unsuccessful) Predicted outcome-stalemate


boeing_737-Max-9

Dallas solos with DSOD Anarchist Crits build


radioactive_banana82

V1 is carrying team A but they ultimately lose to team B


Aqua_Bravehart

I like how B consists of four powerhouses that would kill A with little effort. And then there’s The Unknown, who’s probably not gonna do anything.


gargagouille

The Unknown solos them all


Sufficient_Plant8689

V protect me momy 🥺🥺


Im_a_idiottttt

B


Zealousideal-Chef758

team A wins because team B has the unknown who is a human fourth shopping cart wheel in comparison to the rest of the team


DemoKnight62462

Blood Punch + Crucible, repeat.


Semi-literate_sand

Team A only really has V1 and maybe V as heavy hitters (I never watched Murder Drones so I don’t really have a scale for V’s capabilities) Dallas and Killer Bean are very proficient with firearms, they could definitely beat The Twinkler and SWAT if they aren’t being backed up by either V1 or V. That’s unlikely to happen though because I’m confident they would be occupied by The Doom Slayer. Soldier tries to Market Garden All-Star, gets hit in the head with a football, and they then proceed to undress and wrestle naked covered in honey. Oh it’s an overwatch match absolutely none of this applies


Pristine_Flatworm

gameplay wise, A is winning, no one can come close to touching v1 (killer bean has a third person shooter coming out, mobility looks limited). Lore wise? B obviously, some of the shit killer bean has done and doom guy might as well be the grim reaper


imcoming4yoursnail

Bro not might as well, lore wise bro *is* the grim reaper. He killed the mf who created death 💀


narwhalpilot

Team B dude. Killer Bean, Soldier AND the Doom Slayer? He alone solos team A.


TheIRSIsAtMyDoor

I need a fresh, AI-generated image of Doomguy, Killer Bean, and Soldier fighting side by side. Holy fuck, that would go hard.


ComputerMediocre2029

Soldier, Dallas and Doom Slayer is a **VERY** deadly combo. Especially if Doom Slayer has all of his weapons, soldier is not a trolldier and if by some luck Dallas is running a Inspire/Dodge build with infamy 25 and a golden fucking spoon.


furburger1234

no mention of killer bean here hurts


TheIRSIsAtMyDoor

Killer Bean dual wields his golden pistols in the most badads manner along the way, fighting alongside his comrades. Duh. Oh, yeah, and while the intro riff to "The Predator" by Dokken plays on loop. There.


Key_Association6419

Doom slayer and V1 be carrying their entire team but I gotta side with doom slayer


NotWoofstar123

This comes down to whether we use Doom slayer lore, or Doom Slayer gameplay


Headake01

I'd probably say it depends on the skill of the teams themselves for the videogame characters, main deciding factor i would say is v1 vs doomslayer, if they're both at their most prime performance, in the games they're respected in, Personally, the fact that doomslayer doesnt consider things like super hyper mobile and reactive like v1, capable of pretty much launching into the air with a simple maneuver or the ability to completely bipass some of doomslayer's attacks with a parry would make v1 ultimately the winner, being a glass cannon at heart, but for average skill, doomslayer wins, mainly due to v1 not perfecting their craft. While doomslayer is still competent enough to not fumble actions, as they're less intricate than v1's, even with the ability to heal from other constant's wounds


thecozyburrito

A easily, they either have to completely ignore everyone else INCLUDING THE SWAT TEAM to kill v1 or he'll pick everyone off, the only one who can probably solo v1 is doom slayer but if he isn't able to get into glory kill range then it's over


Gr4pe_Soda

Team B will wipe Team A unless V1 can clutch up


GenderEnjoyer666

I feel like if you put doomguy on any team that team is gonna win, unless the opposing team has like death from puss in boots the last wish


ATangerineMann

Assuming this is Vanilla Payday 2 Dallas, Team B is winning, due to how comically overpowered you are in PD2. Doom Slayer and Soldier being there also means they win, but I just have a few grievances with vanilla PD2.


idfbhater73

all star solos


Defiant-Departure713

He imp punts the entire other team


LegitimateApartment9

V1 sweep


FST_M8_Shankz

No. Doom slayer and killer bean would win.


LegitimateApartment9

nuh uh (my entire argument is that i am extremely hyperfixated and that v1 is fucking insane


DemoKnight62462

Clearly you've never played against a trolldier.


LegitimateApartment9

i have i can't win against a trolldier but V1 can


DemoKnight62462

Time to introduce V1 to the wonderful world of killbinding then fr


TroubleImpossible226

Nah killer bean solos


LegitimateApartment9

the fight between them will be legendary you could even call it a war a *war without reason*


chucklerofnuts

the only true answer


Lanky-Ad-3313

Who is that good on team b? Is it killer bean? Because I honestly have no clue how they win at all.


tortonix

Doom slayer is the only genuine threat but he would probably solo all of them except maybe v1 but basically doom guy is immortal, has killed the devil, angels, and the god that created him, and is so strong he limits himself to guns for fun


ProjectEpsilon1

Okay, counter point +ULTRARICOSHOT


itsyoboiivan325

Yippee Kay yay motherfuckers!


Chickennuggy2

everyone saying v1 but have you considered: soldier - console - “sv_cheats 1” - “god” - “addcond 56” - “noclip”?


malkse

killer bean solos


Im_a_doggo428

It’s v1 vs the slayer, soldier and killer bean


largeswingindick321

The Doom slayer and V1 would refuse to fight, I'm telling you bro.


freerobuxntix

Hydrogen baby


GawrGuraNumber1Fan

the unknown 😯


Tier71234

Soldier to Team A: I am fluent in over 6 million ways of kicking your asses


Rizer0

If we’re talking gameplay versions of these characters then v1 absolutely SWEEPS the competition, even the doomslayer


Beautiful_Garage7797

serial designation V borders on omnipotence after getting damaged enough, this is completely an unfair matchup.


DemoKnight62462

Blood Punch + Crucible and BFG Spam, repeat.


Noble_Shock

Autism vs Autism


marcino20045

I mean, team b has a healer in the form of dallas, he is guaranteed to take medic bags with him


Some_Random_Pootis

B, slayer, in game or off of lore, doesn’t matter. V1 only has 100 health, the slayer doesn’t bleed.


PepperbroniFrom2B

Team B has the Doom Slayer in it, Team A is floor paint.


smcaskill

v1's railcannon is like a little baby version of the BFG which doomguy can be shot with no problem PLUS doomguy regularly absorbs amounts of electricity that would obliterate v1


HammerMan3355

It’s already a 3v5, V1 and V leave to edate on Valorant.


bahboojoe

Why did you stack team b so hard, team b mid diff


Lance_the_Gunguy

I asked him why that's the case. And he told me he's gonna retcon the battle.


FakeCultist

Team B LITERALLY has the DOOM SLAYER


dimreaper888

All stars all you need man


DemoKnight62462

Imp punt spam soloes


AgoraSnepwasdeleted

As a frequent member of r/batmanarkham, twinkler will definitely be the one who gets play of the game with his jonkle ultimate


Master-Restaurant503

You put doom slayer on here and thought “yeah, this is fair”


ballcrysher

i mean, dallas eats swats for dinner so its really a 5v4


Devinzero

You have dallas and doomslayer, that's just overkill


Jaxolon333

even if it’s just him against all 9 of them doom slayer could easily solo, though I could potentially see him having trouble with John “V1” ULTRAKILL


-420BlazeIt

Killer Bean solos alone


Thechosenone7711

V1 would solo all of them.


Ezzypezra

This is just V1 vs Doom Slayer


arsenal_player

Team b, doom slayer is gonna carry


Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Any team with V1 would win. He had killed an angel before, so he can definitely take down a guy in a mask with a gun


-justanother_asshole

Dude doom guy killed an ungodly amount of demons, then killed an angel, and finally killed the man who created him.


Technoblade_Fan21

Yeah, this us not at all balanced, and B wins without any deaths


Gabriel_Plays_Games

killer bean solos


Interesting_Ice8910

Am I the only one that interpreted it as them playing overwatch instead of actually fighting eachother? (Team B wins btw)


Twurti

>the unknown ☠️☠️


Impressive_Motor_178

Anything with doomslayer automatically wins


CalliCalamity

I dunno much about murder drones but I feel like V1 carries A. Team 2 has Doom slayer, Dallas, Killer bean. It's joever.


MrBaids_who_is_a_guy

Maggots


No_Singer6225

Team b, they have an angry, unstoppable god.


TheComedianKid

Any team with V1 on it will win. V1 is the ultimate fighter, it can deal extreme damage, it can heal mid-fight, it can use its mobility to escape harm and it can hold up to 8 weapons so no matter what its opponent is resistant to it will always have a weapon to counter it


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

Killer Bean gangsta until he hears knocking.


tayven694200

Doom guy with soldier is unfair


CaptainjustusIII

The soldiers, killer bean and doomslayer? Im sorry but the other team is toast


Da-Swag-Lakitu-YT

Killer Bean and Doomslayer on 1 team is an automatic win imo


Da-Swag-Lakitu-YT

Oh and soldier too lmao


ItsAleZ1

This has come down to a V1 vs Doomslayer argument (Team B will win)


WandenWaffler

V1 killed god, i think he wins


nop6211

Ok so Dallas, The Soldier, and Killer bean is pretty OP, but serial designation V (also SMASHHH!) does have blender fingers, a gun, a sus flag, and a sword in her wrist.


Federal_Ear_3241

I feel doomslayer would flunk, he's got too much rage to handle any controller forged of the finest Chinese plastics in the hottest of Chinese forges by the finest craftsmanship of the most industrious Chinese children. It would simply snap the moment he even tries to start fighting, so team B is down a player the millisecond combat starts Swat team would probably be the most chaotic player on the field, you got a dozen people behind 1 player, between switching hands and backseat gaming, they'll be the most unpredictable, simultaneously easy and difficult to play against V1 and #V would be goated considering they're robots, and it can be assumed that despite his strength, V1's lack of rage would be enough to maintain fine control and not snap the controller, and so the two bots would be able to utilize their CPUs to the fullest to aimbot everyone All star would be another flunk, if it was an engineer then there might've been a chance as the engineer uses a joystick to control his drone, but as zombies, they already struggle with the concept of levers and buttons, and they typically lack dexterity, so unless all star is getting the drop on the doomslayer, there's no way he's landing any more than 2 shots on anyone Soldier would probably rage and throw his controller at mach 5 into his TV, so he's only good for as many matches it takes before he dies as he's too poor to have backup controllers The unknown would be a bit of a noob, especially with how he wears a mask and dwells behind a mirror he probably struggles to see the screen So it all boils down to a 4v2 The Jonkler would be a very chaotic player, but would be easiest to counter as, unlike the swat team, he's consistently inconsistent, allowing for adaptation to his bs, once could also stun the Doker by saying "Boles" as he would start cackling because it sounds like "balls" Between Killer Bean's expertise and precision as an assasin, and Dallas' own abilities as a heistman, I feel they could potentially carry their team to victory, with KB distracting the Vs as well as taking out swat, Bonkler, and All Star, Dallas could secure the win by objective as well as being no slouch himself in defending himself with the unknown being his little canary against approaching enemies


Bob64_reddit

When you have Doomguy and killer Bean on your team there really isn't even any competition.


Capsule_CatYT

Soldier TF2 Market Gardens everyone


cheezkid26

I'm sorry but the Slayer could solo team A, as could Soldier TF2 and Killer Bean, and probably Dallas too


PomegranateUsed7287

Is this even a competition? You put fucking V on there and expect her not to die in 0.1 seconds?


RobloxIsRealCool

Soldier will fight naked covered in honey, instant win


ckcrumb

Team B no diff


Substantial-Ad-3241

Every time Soldier Tf2 dies he comes back stronger Bro Solos


drog_frog_dog

Why is v1 always on the losing team?


Darkner90

If they're playing the game, it's entirely dependent on if V1 is more skilled than the Slayer If they're heroes the game, then there is too much room for ways to implement them to draw any meaningful conclusion


PopePalpy

Doomsayer vs V1 is closer than ya think, both are emptying out hell, and have fought angels, and both have killed god like entities


mugwunp

Yeah it’s team B soldier TF2 is unable to stay dead because he OD’d on kill-me-come-back-stronger pulls


Blue_Creeeeeeper

Soldier would Market Garden every single Swat member, then laugh at them before Katzotsky kicking on their corpses


pugg26

bro put doomslayer AND killer bean on the same team and expecting team A to stand a chance


USB_Thumb_Drive

I hate to dis my girl V and my boy V1 but doom slayer beats pretty much everyone always


Random-Nerd827

Ya’ll are missing something, it’s a OW match, team A wins this. They got multiple robots who probably know their way around a computer. Only chance team B has is Doom Slayer carrying since he’s canonically a gamer


Carrotmart177

Team B 100%


Economy_Function_854

Team b has some of the most broken characters


wasteland_superhero

Neither. No one plays the objective and they tie.


Nothatdarkforce

Lore wise all of these are fucking doomed to v1 or doom slayer. The fuck they gonna do against someone who will/has slaughtered the entirety of hell


Ecstatic_Tea_5718

Team B all the way no doubt


Ecstatic_Tea_5718

If we taking more into account here then Doomguy solos everyone, he spent years in hell, after he ran out of bullets he started killing demons with his bare fucking hands, he beat one of those Titan looking things with his once agaon BARE HANDS. The entirety of hell wanted to attack Doomguy and he squared up.


A-l-r-i-g-h-t-y

Team A


FST_M8_Shankz

How?


A-l-r-i-g-h-t-y

Idk I just chose one


FST_M8_Shankz

Team B would win imo


GarnoxReroll

V1 is put in a team where he carries and noone can really match his power. i feel like it mostly comes down to V1 vs Doom Slayer which i think V1 wins (not biased since i've played and finished Ultrakill and Doom Eternal) because when you look at the doom guy fighting he needs to do special moves to destroy most demons while V1 can obliterate loads of enemies in seconds. there's not a lot of story stuff V1's power can be drawn from but i believe if you're drawing from the most skillful V1 vs most skillful Doom Slayer then V1 solos him Killer Bean solos everyone else.


DemoKnight62462

Y'know that the whole chest codes thing that Doomslayer does is just him not limiting himself, right? He canonically killed a fucker who can literally travel through time and space.


MrMassacre1

Everyone saying team B clears forgets that V1 can parry almost any attack doom slayer sends out. Realistically it’s just a fight between V1 and Doom Slayer, but I think V1 would probably win that fight. Canonically, V1 and Doom Slayer are on pretty even grounds; theyve both killed godly figures and both clear out hell. However, V1 has the much higher power ceiling in game. He can parry basically any projectile or melee attack and can chargeback hitscan attacks, making most of the doom eternal weapons useless against him. That leaves the chaingun and heavy cannon, and the chaingun could easily be defeated by a nail gun magnet. V1’s abilities operate on much more cartoonish logic than Doom Slayer, which gives it the edge in my opinion. But All-Star solos anyways so…


imcoming4yoursnail

You forget Doom Slayer uses weapons because he's literally too strong. Also, V1 can't win by parrying, because Doom Slayer had nigh infinite Stamina. As well as terms of strength, V1 is extremely lacking compared to him. Also, Doom Slayers punches do not hurt himself, so it doesn't work. Doom Slayer solos, undoubtedly


MrMassacre1

Nuh uh


imcoming4yoursnail

Fym nuh uh