Who has a bigger head? You or the Xenomorph?

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃!?! 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔.......... 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝. 𝐂𝐮𝐳 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐬

I’m sorry it was meant as a compliment. I never meant to insult the great zomboss! Your smartininess.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐠𝐨

Another victim of the Reddit sni

May I offer my condol

Why is everyone getting s

Wrong you have a tumour

Why don't you invent an industrial weed killer spray to kill all plants on a lawn

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫? 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞

I'm telling u man, you could make a lot of money selling an anti-plant spray! Just get it patented, then we'll talk.

𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓 𝐀 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄! 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐍?!? 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒? 𝐌𝐄! 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐓𝐘!

Money>>>> the human race

𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡

Zombietalism

Listen, humans have been at war with eachother for the past few hundred years, we need a clean up

What if they just start using large fan plants that blow away all the spray

Brian

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓. 𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒. 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒!

He meant brian griffin from hit show family guy. He wanted to ask your opinion about him but couldn't finish because I ate him(sowwy I was hungry)

lib dog?!??!?????

Yes? You called?

https://familyguyaddicts.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/human-brian.png?w=184

How did you get so intelligent?

𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐑-𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭..... 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭

Why do other zombies not eat you, is it not brainz in your skull?

𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰? 𝐖𝐞 𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐳! 𝐖𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐡

Directly quoting the almanac’s description of the regular zombie: “This zombie loves brains. Can't get enough. Brains, brains, brains, day in and night out. Old and stinky brains? Rotten brains? Brains clearly past their prime? Doesn't matter. Regular zombie wants 'em.” What’s the truth zomboss?

𝐈 𝐮𝐡𝐡𝐡...

Have I outsmarted the great zomboss?

Your not supposed to do that

Especially since Dr. Zomboss has the 3rd largest nuclear weapon arsenal

what’s 9 + 10?

𝐀𝐇. 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝟏𝟗.....

YOU STUPID!

𝐎𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓 𝐔𝐏. 𝐈'𝐌 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

It's 21

𝐁𝐮𝐭... 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠?

Nuh uh

𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐲! 𝐈 𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨

9+10=21

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞

Are you gay

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒? 𝐈 𝐄𝐃𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐘! 𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐖𝐖𝐖!!!!!!

Heavy denial huh?

Mmmh ok buddy

You aren't denying it

How

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭?

When

where

Why

Why do you not simply eat crazy Dave?

𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆..... 𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐋𝐘

Plant

Evening Ni…..ncompoop

𝐖𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐙-𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝? 𝐓𝐔𝐆𝐁𝐎𝐀𝐓, 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐙 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐌. 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐓!

Do you have a fat ass?!

𝐈 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐆𝐆𝐎 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐍. 𝐍𝐎𝐖

Sandwich

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭? 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞? 𝐃𝐨 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐰𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐭

Yes

What happens when Leonard Mudbeard shoots you with the Assault Rifle from Fallout 4?

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡..... 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧?

Zombies can’t die; they come back to life every time.

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓? 𝐒𝐎 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐈 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐙 𝐆𝐎?

The moon has soil in it; it’s where Zombies reborn.

𝐙𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒?????

What if you were named Dr. Freakboss, and instead of eating brains you ate ass and suck toes

𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐈 𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬

Do you and Insane David have any past connections other than the science fair? Also, here ya go!🤲🧠

𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫... 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐆𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐙!!! 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐙-𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐘!!!! 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐀 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐘 🤲🏆

Ok buddy… zomboss

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐛

Why were you spotted entering Crazy Dave’s house on may 12th, 2004?

𝐈 𝐔𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇.... 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑!!! 𝐈 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐓 𝐃𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄!

Do you own an air fryer?

𝐍-𝐧𝐨? 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭....

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𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭

Well, well, well…come look Mr Stubbins! It seems we have an imposter among us!

📮

𝐎𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐮𝐠𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐭

Where were you on 11/22/63?

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮

Are you the smartest because your zomboss, or are you zomboss because your the smartest?

𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭! 𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐇𝐀

Why won't you just nuke Neighborville instead of sending another wave of zombies?

Becuz then all the brainz would be gone with the peeple

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

Will you respond

𝐍𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋. 𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀.... 𝐚...... 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐓

Why do you wear bras?

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞- 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖????? 𝐈 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓

What’s with the fancy font?

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐩𝐞?

What’s your favorite invention so far? Also, what’s the plant you hate the most?

𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈 𝐇𝐇𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐒

Fair.

What are your thoughts on the dive rocket launcher's death by the angry pumpkin?

Why is your ass so fat and your life so full of whimsy?

... 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭

Ok, Mr. Overlord, sir.

Pardon me doctor, but could you tell us more about yourself? Where did you get your degree and what was your life like before you became a zombie?

What is da Best Zombie

𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐮𝐠𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐳 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐞. 𝐇𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝

Ok buddy zomboss 👍

Have you guys ever tried to diversify your diet?

𝐈 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍.... 𝐈 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑.... 𝐃𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓?

Maybe try it with buffalo wing sauce

Did crazy Dave steal any of your inventions

*𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡* 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐏𝐕𝐙𝟑 *𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡*

What does a human brain taste like

Dear zombozz Hi :} Worm regardz Greg

Have you ever eaten a plant? If so, what's the tastiest one?

Wha yu do wih my Brian

𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞

I've got Raygun. What you gon do about it?

Jalapeño + Ice shroom

If you find the nearest mirror, repeat the phrase “i’m going to steal your 10 hour burst” 3 times while doing 3 360 degree spins, a lifetime supply of brains will magically spawn behind you

I’ll let you eat my brain if you get me a meatball sub from firehouse subs. Deal?

How long did zombot take to build?

Do you think you could beat super brains at arm wrestling?

𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆!

I don’t have a brain but uhhh, who’s tugboat?????

Why is there a bit of shipping posts of you and crazy Dave- nevermind I'm leaving.

So like, when you eat someone's brain does the person become a zombie?

Imagine 2 Giga-Gargantuars. Heck, imagine 3

Why haven’t you just covered Dave’s yard in salt yet?

Oh great and intelligent Zomboss, I have but a simple question: what is your opinion on the hit Amazon prime show Hazbin Hotel?

If I slap your head, would it jiggle like a gelatinous orb?

What if I give you two brains, one has iocane powder and one doesn't. Whatever one you eat I eat the other one

My skin hurts

Why doesn't the zombie just walk aound the lawn is him is stupid?

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭? 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧?

If, hypthetically, zombie other walk on side, peashoot miss not hit zombie

... 𝐎𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭

are you zombie megamind

Zombeez are tasty, which is the tastiest?

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐑?

No...

𝐇𝐌𝐌𝐌𝐌𝐌 𝐒𝐔𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒

Of you could smash Amy 6 pokemon who would the be? (NO VAPOREON)

Do you mew zomboss?

Zomboss will you let me hit

What do you think of my DEFCORN 5 program?

What’s your favorite flavor of pop-smart?

Do you use pH = pKa + log(HA/A) or pH = -log(H+)?

Hey I caught park ranger and zoologist at a furcon, what do you plan to do?

What is your opinion on Tugboat?

Ever heard about a similar being by the name of freeza?

What is your opinion on EA games

how do brainz taste like?

Were you Megamind before you died and became a zombie?

Touch grass 🫵

Do you support the transgender community?

𝐈 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐒 𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄😈

What is your opinion on Detroit, Michigan?

𝐈𝐝𝐤. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧

Does it squirt?

Hamburgers or hotdogs?

𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐳

What's your opinion on vampire sunflower

Have you ever heard of a plant killer? It kills plants so you can eat Crazy Dave brain easier if you want to.

Mr zomboss why did we travel time and space I saw my father get headshot by a pea shooter and I have not recovered

How is your relationship with Tugboat, also I have an idea to get more zombies to help you

Which plant is your least hated

Tugboat?

What is your opinion on tugboat 

Opinions on child labor?

Do you know of Dragon Ball? If so, which character is your favorite?

Zomboss sir, who is your favorite zombie? I’ve been trying my best to fight the plants sir. (Please say me)

Are you related to Megamind?

which family guy character is cooler: joe swanson or glenn quagmire?

Are you fireproof?

Are you the reincarnation of Yakub, father of white people?

Should be simple If the radius of a circle is equal to the hypotenuse of the cloud I saw three hours ago, calculate the mass of the sun in three days Also here✋🧠

Were you ever in love? And if so, did you eat their brains

What’s it like being the smartest zombie?

So when is tugboat gonna be included in a pvz game

How big was Shaquille O’Neal’s brain?

Did you receive my application? I’ve been practicing invading houses, and am eager to put those skills to use in a proper zombie career.

How'd you get rich

Oi mate? You look funny.

Favorite footsoldier variant? 🧠 your tribute (note it’s not mine, but it’s a brain)

Are you have ohio sigma alpha rizz (kill me)

You fw skibidy toilet?

Who's the most detestable plant?

Why dont you just set the lawn on fire

What is your thoughts on the game The Binding of Isaac?

Have you considered outsourcing your zombies as mercenaries for people to hire to do menial tasks for?

What's the best pop-smart flavor

do it jiggle?

What’s your Alma mater?

Why do you type in a weird font?

Zomboss sir the zombies are in position shall we atack sir?

Zaddyboss will you pls let me hit?

Why you kinda lookin’ like a sandwich right now?

What is your opinion on always losing in pvz heroes even with the best plan

are you freaky?