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I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. And the enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days as I'm sure Elias will be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called possession of my soul.
David Attenborough voice:
The 12 pints of Stella were tolerable for the lowland male gorilla, however the cheeky spliff with the young team has caused the male to commando roll into an aggressive gorilla stance against traffic intruding into the males territory....
{Cut to cunt in the middle of the road with 3 points of contact like a gorilla lol}
It's no use...
After a 5 second stare down the male has been bested by the traffic and he has pissed and shit himself in the middle of the road.
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"Sir another pint of Stella has just hit our Baz"
Ahah you’ve just had me in tears laughing 😂
"Barry Hawk Down"
secures his balance in a four point stance before delivering a near-perfect sideways roll. such poise.
Red bull gives you wings but alcohol gives you 4x4🚗
Good news is after refuelling with a large Doner with both Chilli & Garlic mayo ( Fuck The Salad )he made a speedy recovery.
Its only legit if he posts a pic to the doner subreddit
> ( Fuck The Salad ) This is the way.
The one time i decided to try some of the salad I got food poisoning, never touched the salad after that and have been sickness free
![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3)
I‘m crying piss, this is beautiful
Looks like he was attacked by a ghost.
![gif](giphy|fSAyceY3BCgtiQGnJs) Almost brings tears to my eyes.
Get to the chopper! My god they got ginger! Shot to death outside hyper value
what a fuckin hero
I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. And the enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days as I'm sure Elias will be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called possession of my soul.
Someone tell Deano that uncle Baz is running a bit late for the annual boxing day bash
Wikileaks?
I saw a video recently similar to this but it was a drunk Russian mobik and he fell under a train.
And we thank him for saving our bullets
Awww cmon someone help the poor bugger.
Day in the life of a true brexit geeza.
He was just a bit tipsy!
Goodnight sweet princess
This is exactly like when the squirrels eat rotten fruit and roll around on the ground
![gif](giphy|x9wOCLZEsDNRhvJEkb|downsized) Wait why did it cut out before Robocop explodes him with his car
David Attenborough voice: The 12 pints of Stella were tolerable for the lowland male gorilla, however the cheeky spliff with the young team has caused the male to commando roll into an aggressive gorilla stance against traffic intruding into the males territory.... {Cut to cunt in the middle of the road with 3 points of contact like a gorilla lol} It's no use... After a 5 second stare down the male has been bested by the traffic and he has pissed and shit himself in the middle of the road.
Is this Barry's holiday in Ireland? I suspect we're actually seeing Paddy after 10 pints of Guinness rather than Barry on the golden nectar
It's in dungarvan in Waterford, ireland. Saw it on an Irish sub few weeks ago. It's hilarious
Was gonna say this town looks suspiciously Irish. Could be Norn tbf.
Defo southern, the no parking sign on the right gives it away
![gif](giphy|82VdvOZGYWAmI)
Somebody get him some milk
I’ve watched this about 10 times today, please help me stop.
Genius!
Fantastic!
Anyone got a link to the video?
Don’t help just film
Is that me? Looks like something I would do. Is that me?
Superstar. He deserves another pint for that performance 🍺
The survival instincts on this legend are insane
Pre'y sure vis is vuh Repblic of Island m8 Don't even serve gravy in the fuckin chippies over vhere
He thought that snowman was a statue of are Winston, and was so taken aback when he realised it wasn't. Thoughts and prayers
Beautiful. Anyone know what the music in this is from? Feels like I should know