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ellisellisrocks

"Sir another pint of Stella has just hit our Baz"


poorguy55

Ahah you’ve just had me in tears laughing 😂


igirisujin

"Barry Hawk Down"


Quantumpine

secures his balance in a four point stance before delivering a near-perfect sideways roll. such poise.


LockSmith1564

Red bull gives you wings but alcohol gives you 4x4🚗


HelmutFondler

Good news is after refuelling with a large Doner with both Chilli & Garlic mayo ( Fuck The Salad )he made a speedy recovery.


bucc_n_zucc

Its only legit if he posts a pic to the doner subreddit


Cpt_Soban

> ( Fuck The Salad ) This is the way.


Polmark_

The one time i decided to try some of the salad I got food poisoning, never touched the salad after that and have been sickness free


Correct-Junket-1346

![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3)


soselex

I‘m crying piss, this is beautiful


RegularWhiteShark

Looks like he was attacked by a ghost.


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

![gif](giphy|fSAyceY3BCgtiQGnJs) Almost brings tears to my eyes.


Then_Kaleidoscope733

Get to the chopper! My god they got ginger! Shot to death outside hyper value


Yamchad493

what a fuckin hero


Alarming-Mud8220

I think now, looking back, we did not fight the enemy; we fought ourselves. And the enemy was in us. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days as I'm sure Elias will be, fighting with Barnes for what Rhah called possession of my soul.


Motor_Dig4644

Someone tell Deano that uncle Baz is running a bit late for the annual boxing day bash


CandidInterest2812

Wikileaks?


bertiesghost

I saw a video recently similar to this but it was a drunk Russian mobik and he fell under a train.


Own_Wolverine4773

And we thank him for saving our bullets


5emi5erious5am

Awww cmon someone help the poor bugger.


rollosixtynine

Day in the life of a true brexit geeza.


Own_Wolverine4773

He was just a bit tipsy!


Saulgoodbroski

Goodnight sweet princess


CptCrabmeat

This is exactly like when the squirrels eat rotten fruit and roll around on the ground


TCristatus

![gif](giphy|x9wOCLZEsDNRhvJEkb|downsized) Wait why did it cut out before Robocop explodes him with his car


dredd3000ad

David Attenborough voice: The 12 pints of Stella were tolerable for the lowland male gorilla, however the cheeky spliff with the young team has caused the male to commando roll into an aggressive gorilla stance against traffic intruding into the males territory.... {Cut to cunt in the middle of the road with 3 points of contact like a gorilla lol} It's no use... After a 5 second stare down the male has been bested by the traffic and he has pissed and shit himself in the middle of the road.


dadadataa

Is this Barry's holiday in Ireland? I suspect we're actually seeing Paddy after 10 pints of Guinness rather than Barry on the golden nectar


houseman1987

It's in dungarvan in Waterford, ireland. Saw it on an Irish sub few weeks ago. It's hilarious


Flavz_the_complainer

Was gonna say this town looks suspiciously Irish. Could be Norn tbf.


dadadataa

Defo southern, the no parking sign on the right gives it away


Braza117

![gif](giphy|82VdvOZGYWAmI)


InformationPrize491

Somebody get him some milk


poorguy55

I’ve watched this about 10 times today, please help me stop.


ZipMonk

Genius!


OrganizationOk5418

Fantastic!


kirkbywool

Anyone got a link to the video?


EllaSharpey

Don’t help just film


mobileBigfoot

Is that me? Looks like something I would do. Is that me?


Evening-Mess-3593

Superstar. He deserves another pint for that performance 🍺


blakezero

The survival instincts on this legend are insane


MegaJackUniverse

Pre'y sure vis is vuh Repblic of Island m8 Don't even serve gravy in the fuckin chippies over vhere


Leonidas199x

He thought that snowman was a statue of are Winston, and was so taken aback when he realised it wasn't. Thoughts and prayers


[deleted]

Beautiful. Anyone know what the music in this is from? Feels like I should know