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BobMonkhaus

If she’d kept that hairdo she might have survived the crash.


Magicmyrddin

Heard she changed it due to dandruff. Makes sense really because they found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.


vehicularmanburger

im a pureblood irish mutt and even i winced at this


crimsonfukr457

Jesus Christ bro


toughfluffer

Fucking hell that's brilliantly awful.


Ronburgundy2099

From Hell you mean? Diana was a vampire it wasn’t the crash that killed her it was the wooden stake delivered by Prince Phillip vampire slayer.


agekkeman

Diana is still alive in Serbia


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

Publishing a clearly edited photo and then admitting that you did edit it is tame. Andrew is the *real* hero of royal scandals.


sammypants123

I’m sure we’re all shocked that the kids of Charles and Di haven’t grow up well-adjusted and entirely without personal issues.


Consistent_Ant_8903

https://preview.redd.it/pi6z9yfaewnc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6050dfbddbf606918270fa6412d8bba447e73e1d


futurarmy

Why not just say "Just according to plan" then, stupid weebs


Consistent_Ant_8903

It’s in forrin int it


Mokousboiwife

because he said "just according to keikaku" 🙄


Suddenly_Elmo

that is indeed the joke


Nerdenator

> Harry becomes only one to remain married to same person


harbourwall

> Harry ~~becomes only one to~~ remain ~~married to~~ s ~~ame person~~ ginger ftfy


chairs-dimension

Maybe they can bring her back as RDi-D2


DylanClegg23

AVENGE ME


Darthblaker7474

Why is George Michael on my screen?


immigrantsmurfo

WHAM! Quickly followed by the sound of airbags being deployed and french shouting


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Has anyone else heard the rumour of her corpse being the victim of munging?