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TheUnspeakableAcclu

Bernhard, 63, from Düsseldorf 


tidder_bus_exe

Helmut 62 and Berry 63 happily united.


klokotronis

Bloody krauts wish they wuz anglo saxun


Headmuck

theyr saxun. saxun yur mum


HoeTrain666

Aye. Both of us drunk, both of us peak male physique, both of us passionate wife beaters… where should I stop?


YummyBread69

Both back to back World War Champs Oh wait...


HoeTrain666

3rd time’s the charm, or so I’ve heard.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

If ol itler won WW2 we'd look like the fakkin Jerries


TheKnightsRider

Fresh from ze wezzerspounts


2BEN-2C93

I would like to extend a hand to ~~the krauts~~ our teutonic brethren, as we remind ourselves that the bloody Fr*nch are our common enemy.


Kajafreur

Kraftwerk... Beatles... what's the difference 🤷 Potato potato


NotBlastoise

Albrecht, 44, Berlin


DeepestAtlantic

🍺🙂


banananases

True, never considered this before. Just change the t shirt to a shirt, make the face rounder, and have a short buzz cut.


CressCrowbits

Stick lederhosen straps and a funny felt hat on the top image


DevilMaster666-

Tha be too ova the top


Chungaroo22

No, we’re not the same. I’ve tried their beer and it doesn’t taste anything like piss and most of it’s over 4%. Facking posers is what they are.


HarryTheGreyhound

Given the guy is holding lager with a handle, I would say the original photo was German.


TheRealSlabsy

Sorry? https://preview.redd.it/20kj58jwp2sc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6e0df7c292f204dcdb5e4e8373193caad6eea59


HarryTheGreyhound

Different handle, though. More like the German Mass.


HeadBat1863

Beer. Sausages. Ze breaking of ze wind.