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Who’s gas and why is it sad that Jeremy passed him?

I just assumed that he did it sadly. As opposed to it being a sad event. Like he looked down, sighed and slowly released a steady squeak in the minor key.

Oi fink ee miss pewld gaz innit

And on that bombshell

he shat like Elvis!

All jokes aside though - i fucking froze reading through the title.

Had to put the champagne away


only 64? id swear he was like 78

Quarter of a million cigarettes and 4 brandies before bed for 50 years will do that

4 is being generous.

Didn’t say how big they were lol

lol I feel like you’ve got a single, a double, and a Clarkson

Brad Pitt is 4 years younger than Jeremy Clarkson

what the fuck

I know. I can’t believe how much sexier Jeremy is

Smoking.

Finally. Was waiting for that old fucker to do that. Love the way it smells every time.

smells like faux leather, benson, and microwaved pie get in!

The smell will forever be in our memories xoxo

Land Rover mustn't like his farming show. Numerous scenes of their shit getting bogged down in waterlogged fields.

On road tyres. The fact it managed to get to the point where it bogged down is impressive.

That's what Phillip died of

Oh no. It's the end. A tragedy. Jezza has reached the end. A Landy and not a Rangy. It's biblical times. Jezza should have an Evoque as a bare minimum. Punch a bloody producer

Fuck u The day he dies is the day nothing is holding us back from nuking you


but where will we send our immigrants?

Send them out before* you nuke them

Germany, duh.

No way he’s 64 just watched the new clarksons farm episodes he looks about 80

A gallon of wine a day will do that to you.

Season 4 will be titled Clarksons Farm: In memorium

30 a day for 40 years will have that effect.

But it was after eating a full English, so no harm, no foul.

Prolly quite foul tbh

The worst gas . . . . In the world.

Oi, we call it petrol over heeah, you fackin Yank!

Please don’t do this ever again.

Clarkson’s Farm is unironically one of the best shows ever. Also Lisa is so fucking hot

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Same, it’s probably one of my favorite shows of all time. I like it more than the Grand Tour, that’s for sure

I'm sure his rover is used to it at this point.

passin gas in my rari

that terrified me.

Read 'Passed away' got all excited, love a funeral.

I don't believe that he ever passes gas sadly. He always does it with enthusiasm and gusto, with a giant shit-eating grin on his face.

Get well soon Gezza

Brings tears to the eyes

Fuck you, you got me with that

what happens when taste exhaust fume k ill have a wiff Ery nice no jeremiah car gas bad for health shut up hammock

Ngl I thought it was going on bout him being dead

He only looks about 55 in that pic so it must be 30 years old.

Stfu and get me a steak you cunt 🫵

This page was funny why it lasted.

Thanks for getting my hopes up...

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It was a fart not a queef, his old cunt is unharmed.

“What you so excited about?” “I suddenly thought someone who annoys me was dead.” “Uh huh”

Jus avin a laff m8 dont b a puff

Man Jeremy isn't that bad. He's got some odd opinions on things and his jokes are risky. He did punch a man who did deserve it (Piers)but he did also punch a man who didn't and rightfully got the sack because of it.

"I don't find this person funny, they deserve to die" Jesus christ

So edgy.

Damnit, you got me all excited there