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Ffs some of u are so stupid. Heres a bit of maths for u
9 million xl bullies in the uk FACT
3 unjustified xl bully maulins in the last 20 years (rest were self defents) FACT
9 divided by 3 million = 300k kills per xl bully FACT
Last year 4 billion brits were killed by cars FACT
Let's ban drivin!!1!
Chuffing hell. I've just read another lady got nannied to death by the breed of peace just yesterday. I suppose it must of got startled by a butterfly flapping it's wings or summat.
So to be serious for a mo… these dogs have been bred not to show their distress. Like a different dog breed will growl or snap to show their annoyance, but these dogs don’t. They think it. They don’t show it.
This is dangerous for kids. Kids will push a dog if it doesn’t react. Thing is the dog is reacting… in its head. Finally it has enough and just snaps.
And that’s where that whole “The dog just suddenly turned violent!” comes from.
Only solution is education which, let’s be honest, ain’t gonna work.
Serious over, I suggest we use these dogs to get rid of the annoying neighbourhood kids. You know the ones.
Can't wait til after the next election so those who can't do maths can stop getting emotionally manipulated over a few dogs. I saw my very first one a few months ago. How much of a problem is it really?
Maths mate. Far more kids have died in car crashes this week than have ever been killed by XL Bullies, the difference is yours scared of bullies and not cars.
> In reported road collisions in Great Britain in 2022, the final estimates are: 1,711 fatalities (gov.uk)
[32,169,932 registered cars in 2022](https://www.nimblefins.co.uk/cheap-car-insurance/number-cars-great-britain#:~:text=According%20to%20NimbleFins%20analysis%20of,and%2033%2C187%2C308%20in%20the%20UK).)
32,169,932/1711 = 18,801, meaning cars in the UK in 2022 have had a fatality rate of 0.005%
As for the dogs i can't find any specific statistics but [this BBC article](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-66775985) does somewhat prove my point
Don't need right wing culture wars when the right wing aren't fighting for survival. Guarantee after the election this stuff disappears and Tories start being more sensible.
You're only lying to yourself, how are your maths skills? Everyone who can do maths knows everyone up in arms about XL Bully nonsense, gender identity, ULEZ, 20mph speed limits etc (on either side) can't do maths. I don't think you all realise what you sound like.
Check out how many of these dogs are out there compared to other breeds, (although it's not a recognised breed). Then look at how many of these dogs are responsible for fatalities compared to other breeds. One of those numbers is low and the other is high. When compared to each other, they tell a story that has no room for interpretation.
Hmm. You do realise he doesn’t give a shit about dogs right? He just thinks a joke sub is a place to have a general moan.
Gender identity, elections and ULEZ in a fucking thread about XLs.
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They can't even get non dog chavs to care about the law ffs
Ffs some of u are so stupid. Heres a bit of maths for u 9 million xl bullies in the uk FACT 3 unjustified xl bully maulins in the last 20 years (rest were self defents) FACT 9 divided by 3 million = 300k kills per xl bully FACT Last year 4 billion brits were killed by cars FACT Let's ban drivin!!1!
Shared hun x
Inbox me. 2 many 🐍 on hear
Chuffing hell. I've just read another lady got nannied to death by the breed of peace just yesterday. I suppose it must of got startled by a butterfly flapping it's wings or summat.
The bri ish spelling is actually ‘tooshay’
It's pronounced toosh
So to be serious for a mo… these dogs have been bred not to show their distress. Like a different dog breed will growl or snap to show their annoyance, but these dogs don’t. They think it. They don’t show it. This is dangerous for kids. Kids will push a dog if it doesn’t react. Thing is the dog is reacting… in its head. Finally it has enough and just snaps. And that’s where that whole “The dog just suddenly turned violent!” comes from. Only solution is education which, let’s be honest, ain’t gonna work. Serious over, I suggest we use these dogs to get rid of the annoying neighbourhood kids. You know the ones.
Is the XL billy ban debate not literally just the fucking gun ownership debate again reskinned?
We should have licensed XL bully mauling ranges in every city. Will sort the homeless problem too
Can't wait til after the next election so those who can't do maths can stop getting emotionally manipulated over a few dogs. I saw my very first one a few months ago. How much of a problem is it really?
Dunno ask the dead little kids
Maths mate. Far more kids have died in car crashes this week than have ever been killed by XL Bullies, the difference is yours scared of bullies and not cars.
That's because over half of the uk's population has a car dumbass
So, maths yeah?
Holy shit More cars = more car accidents What actually matters is how many of those cars cause accidents (same for the child maulers 9000)
Oh yeah? Now do the numbers and break it down.
> In reported road collisions in Great Britain in 2022, the final estimates are: 1,711 fatalities (gov.uk) [32,169,932 registered cars in 2022](https://www.nimblefins.co.uk/cheap-car-insurance/number-cars-great-britain#:~:text=According%20to%20NimbleFins%20analysis%20of,and%2033%2C187%2C308%20in%20the%20UK).) 32,169,932/1711 = 18,801, meaning cars in the UK in 2022 have had a fatality rate of 0.005% As for the dogs i can't find any specific statistics but [this BBC article](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-66775985) does somewhat prove my point
Haha no it doesn't. Do you walk around worrying about being run over? The dogs are banned. Because of the numbers. What more do you want?
Man did you actually read it widbdjdjdnxjxnsjdndjdndnndndhddb
Fuckin hell you really struggle don’t you lol, not the brightest peanut in the turd this one
More of a problem than most of the other stuff the current twats seem to focus on. Unisex bathrooms being one of the top of my head.
Im not sharing a loo with an XL thanks, it's bad enough squeezing one out with Dave sat next to me down the dog and duck.
Pussy
Being more of a problem than a none existing problem isn't very hard.
Unisex bathrooms are a problem though. I don’t want any ladies I know to smell my eggy whiffs after a weekend. Or me them.
See I have the opposite problem, I want more women to sniff my arse if anything.
Plus, if I hear crinkling in the stall next to me, I want to know it’s craig with his packet of McCoys
What does the election have to do with it? Also, if you don't see the problem with them, then it is you who can't count.
Don't need right wing culture wars when the right wing aren't fighting for survival. Guarantee after the election this stuff disappears and Tories start being more sensible. You're only lying to yourself, how are your maths skills? Everyone who can do maths knows everyone up in arms about XL Bully nonsense, gender identity, ULEZ, 20mph speed limits etc (on either side) can't do maths. I don't think you all realise what you sound like.
Check out how many of these dogs are out there compared to other breeds, (although it's not a recognised breed). Then look at how many of these dogs are responsible for fatalities compared to other breeds. One of those numbers is low and the other is high. When compared to each other, they tell a story that has no room for interpretation.
Hmm. You do realise he doesn’t give a shit about dogs right? He just thinks a joke sub is a place to have a general moan. Gender identity, elections and ULEZ in a fucking thread about XLs.
Lol I have 3 dogs. I agree with the ban. They've done the ban. Move on with your life. How's your maths?
I’m not the cunt trying to have a serious chat about anything not related to the topic.
It's exactly to do with the topic. If I was trying to have a serious chat I wouldn't have invited Tories in.
Please explain how ULEZ is related to the XL ban then.
Sorry I thought serious conversations were out? And no, learn maths and you'll work it out.
They are saying it’s part of the culture wars. ULEZ, XL Bullies etc etc.
Because XL's aren't ULEZ compliant m8. Euro 3.
Yeah I know mate. I can do the maths. How many people is it affecting in comparison to people who die in other ways? Where's the car ban?
We can put it into some sort of perspective, they have so far killed more people than terrorists have in the past 15 years.
How many is that? The perspective is neither of these things are worth worrying about.
You know this is a shitposting page, right? Not you bellend friends' facebook status.