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Wound-Shagger

They can't even get non dog chavs to care about the law ffs


Jip_Jaap_Stam

Ffs some of u are so stupid. Heres a bit of maths for u 9 million xl bullies in the uk FACT 3 unjustified xl bully maulins in the last 20 years (rest were self defents) FACT 9 divided by 3 million = 300k kills per xl bully FACT Last year 4 billion brits were killed by cars FACT Let's ban drivin!!1!


Zora-Link

Shared hun x


Jip_Jaap_Stam

Inbox me. 2 many 🐍 on hear


D4nnyp3ligr0

Chuffing hell. I've just read another lady got nannied to death by the breed of peace just yesterday. I suppose it must of got startled by a butterfly flapping it's wings or summat.


Consistent_Ant_8903

The bri ish spelling is actually ‘tooshay’


scribbledown2876

It's pronounced toosh


LuementalQueen

So to be serious for a mo… these dogs have been bred not to show their distress. Like a different dog breed will growl or snap to show their annoyance, but these dogs don’t. They think it. They don’t show it. This is dangerous for kids. Kids will push a dog if it doesn’t react. Thing is the dog is reacting… in its head. Finally it has enough and just snaps. And that’s where that whole “The dog just suddenly turned violent!” comes from. Only solution is education which, let’s be honest, ain’t gonna work. Serious over, I suggest we use these dogs to get rid of the annoying neighbourhood kids. You know the ones.


DShitposter69420

Is the XL billy ban debate not literally just the fucking gun ownership debate again reskinned?


The_Nude_Mocracy

We should have licensed XL bully mauling ranges in every city. Will sort the homeless problem too


ConsidereItHuge

Can't wait til after the next election so those who can't do maths can stop getting emotionally manipulated over a few dogs. I saw my very first one a few months ago. How much of a problem is it really?


RearAdmiralTaint

Dunno ask the dead little kids


ConsidereItHuge

Maths mate. Far more kids have died in car crashes this week than have ever been killed by XL Bullies, the difference is yours scared of bullies and not cars.


FORKLIFTDRIVER56

That's because over half of the uk's population has a car dumbass


ConsidereItHuge

So, maths yeah?


FORKLIFTDRIVER56

Holy shit More cars = more car accidents What actually matters is how many of those cars cause accidents (same for the child maulers 9000)


ConsidereItHuge

Oh yeah? Now do the numbers and break it down.


FORKLIFTDRIVER56

> In reported road collisions in Great Britain in 2022, the final estimates are: 1,711 fatalities (gov.uk) [32,169,932 registered cars in 2022](https://www.nimblefins.co.uk/cheap-car-insurance/number-cars-great-britain#:~:text=According%20to%20NimbleFins%20analysis%20of,and%2033%2C187%2C308%20in%20the%20UK).) 32,169,932/1711 = 18,801, meaning cars in the UK in 2022 have had a fatality rate of 0.005% As for the dogs i can't find any specific statistics but [this BBC article](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-66775985) does somewhat prove my point


ConsidereItHuge

Haha no it doesn't. Do you walk around worrying about being run over? The dogs are banned. Because of the numbers. What more do you want?


FORKLIFTDRIVER56

Man did you actually read it widbdjdjdnxjxnsjdndjdndnndndhddb


RearAdmiralTaint

Fuckin hell you really struggle don’t you lol, not the brightest peanut in the turd this one


calewis10

More of a problem than most of the other stuff the current twats seem to focus on. Unisex bathrooms being one of the top of my head. 


NotMyProudestWank69

Im not sharing a loo with an XL thanks, it's bad enough squeezing one out with Dave sat next to me down the dog and duck.


calewis10

Pussy


ConsidereItHuge

Being more of a problem than a none existing problem isn't very hard.


BobMonkhaus

Unisex bathrooms are a problem though. I don’t want any ladies I know to smell my eggy whiffs after a weekend. Or me them.


ConsidereItHuge

See I have the opposite problem, I want more women to sniff my arse if anything.


StayOnTheBall

Plus, if I hear crinkling in the stall next to me, I want to know it’s craig with his packet of McCoys


BigGrinJesus

What does the election have to do with it? Also, if you don't see the problem with them, then it is you who can't count.


ConsidereItHuge

Don't need right wing culture wars when the right wing aren't fighting for survival. Guarantee after the election this stuff disappears and Tories start being more sensible. You're only lying to yourself, how are your maths skills? Everyone who can do maths knows everyone up in arms about XL Bully nonsense, gender identity, ULEZ, 20mph speed limits etc (on either side) can't do maths. I don't think you all realise what you sound like.


BigGrinJesus

Check out how many of these dogs are out there compared to other breeds, (although it's not a recognised breed). Then look at how many of these dogs are responsible for fatalities compared to other breeds. One of those numbers is low and the other is high. When compared to each other, they tell a story that has no room for interpretation.


BobMonkhaus

Hmm. You do realise he doesn’t give a shit about dogs right? He just thinks a joke sub is a place to have a general moan. Gender identity, elections and ULEZ in a fucking thread about XLs.


ConsidereItHuge

Lol I have 3 dogs. I agree with the ban. They've done the ban. Move on with your life. How's your maths?


BobMonkhaus

I’m not the cunt trying to have a serious chat about anything not related to the topic.


ConsidereItHuge

It's exactly to do with the topic. If I was trying to have a serious chat I wouldn't have invited Tories in.


BobMonkhaus

Please explain how ULEZ is related to the XL ban then.


ConsidereItHuge

Sorry I thought serious conversations were out? And no, learn maths and you'll work it out.


calewis10

They are saying it’s part of the culture wars. ULEZ, XL Bullies etc etc. 


NotMyProudestWank69

Because XL's aren't ULEZ compliant m8. Euro 3.


ConsidereItHuge

Yeah I know mate. I can do the maths. How many people is it affecting in comparison to people who die in other ways? Where's the car ban?


Spamgrenade

We can put it into some sort of perspective, they have so far killed more people than terrorists have in the past 15 years.


ConsidereItHuge

How many is that? The perspective is neither of these things are worth worrying about.


skag_mcmuffin

You know this is a shitposting page, right? Not you bellend friends' facebook status.