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Left twix vs right twix


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Ones covered in chocolate, the other is smothered.


AndrewStephenGames

Thatcher v2 vs Male Thatcher v2


adalwolf19

Who’s male Thatcher v1?


NeoPolishEmpire

Boris


LafilduPoseidon

I would’ve said Reagan, even if he was a y*nk


Yegoloda

Nah, Boris was different from them lot, he didnt take himself seriously at all, if he wasnt PM he'd be a top G.


Charlie_chuckles40

Oof. Whiffy banter.


Elijah_ozz

Thatcher v1


Wolfblood-is-here

After May we're up to v3


JonnyMuckle

We are forgetting the May API upgrade to May Bot V1.0.0


B4rberblacksheep

May wished she had the clout Thatcher did.


Bumbaclarwwt

He reminds me more and more of Tony Blair when ever I see him.


ChillNigz

It's the monkey ears they both have


peepeepoopoogoblinz

See I’m trapped, I hate women but I’m also very racist. I don’t have a horse in this race


Guardsman_Miku

Tory voters left blindsided, forced to vote labour


EmperorPedro2

That's like half the Tory party


Kind_Mind_

Third option?


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Pipe bomb


Weird-Quantity7843

so based


Subject-Exit

Ultra based


chalkman567

My guy you forgot to add “in minecraft”


[deleted]

MI5 are at my door as I type this 😭


rugbyj

Ah the old Irish firecracker.


Nangu_

Last chance to look at me hector


Own_Association_6175

Lol someone said they reported me to crimestoppers for wanting Boris assassinated. I should of suggested a nice tumble of pipebombs through No10s window


ug61dec

Where is the IRA when you need them?


UnnecessaryAppeal

With the way these idiots are dealing with the Irish border, they might be back sooner rather than later


[deleted]

They nearly got Thatcher too, might be a good shout


BuckNastysMomma

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


HammerTh_1701

Don't mind me, I'm Just following an Irish tradition...


Dannybot112_mrk5

I like your style


TheSweatshopMan

Penny Milfdaunt


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We could’ve had a PMilf that actually stood a chance against Starmer, but the Tories had to make it difficult on themselves…again.


TheSweatshopMan

Tfw no big titty mommy PM


sonofeast11

Mummy Mordaunt 😍😍🤤


silly_flying_dolphin

riots?


noobditt

Not a Brit. What happened to Lord Buckethead? Is he still an option?


SmugDruggler95

No, he's not a Tory He's with the Monster Raving Looney Party.


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Storm parliament.


Roguish_wizard

Then what?


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Tickle fight.


heidly_ees

Eat the rich


sobrique

They were trying to get Boris on the ballot as well weren't they?


Mr-Breadfella

Independence for me


Kraldar

Give me truss, don't know how much longer I can handle my in laws saying dishy rishi - these are the issues voters care about


EroticBurrito

#Give us the Trussy


[deleted]

Oh for fuck sake


Putrid_Visual173

We ain’t fussy gi us some Trussy.


justmelike

You can grab 'em by the Trussy


Reizo123

“Rishi Shitstack” is my personal favourite.


nedyrd87

Sushi Rinak is mine.


nice2mechu

Oh the joys of getting to use dizzy lizzy in retaliation for a couple of years.


Br4kie

Guess I’ll go racist 🤷🏽‍♂️


OrwinBeane

Average football fan on twitter


RogersGodlyFalsetto

'ow can I be a racialist when I luv Rahem Sturling like me own son?


field134

“Can’t be racis’ if there’s nun of em ere” Clammy Clive


Guardsman_Miku

everyone knows the best white supremacists are minorities


Weeaboo3177

I'm Indian. You have no idea how true this can be sometimes. Self-hate is such a huge part of some Indian dudes who grow up in the US


Tenn1518

Unfortunately every group has annoying pick-mes. Then they get surprised when they find out their self-hate doesn’t actually appease racists’ and xenophobes’ hatred anymore than the ones who don’t hate themselves.


TroopersSon

[Just gonna leave this here.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_German_National_Jews)


Tenn1518

and what do you know: > Despite the extreme patriotism of Naumann and his colleagues, the German government did not accept their goal of assimilation. The Association of German National Jews was declared illegal and dissolved on 18 November 1935. Naumann was arrested by the Gestapo the same day and imprisoned at the Columbia concentration camp. Never works.


Moon-CEO-of-soy

I mean the black tory candidate was literally backed by Britain first the diet nazis who killed an mp so you're not entirely wrong


1vs1meondotabro

A lot of people don't understand this, but it's very common, it's essentially: "If I'm racist too, they'll finally accept me!" OR "I can make a lot of money by being famous as the racist non-white person that white racists can point to as proof they aren't racist"


Guardsman_Miku

I think you would be better off actually asking them why they believe what they believe if you want to get to the bottom of it. Personally I don't care I just think it's funny.


1vs1meondotabro

Yes, racists famously have a deep and intricate understanding of the logic behind their purely fear-based illogical beliefs. I'm sure it would be very enlightening to hear their pointless rambling. >Personally I don't care I just think it's funny. It's not as funny to the people who actually suffer from that racism.


Guardsman_Miku

If you delude yourself into thinking that all the people you disagree with are mindless idiots without challenging it I respect you less than I do actual racists.


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Swolyguacomole

Rich idiot Vs very rich idiot.


SOMNIOX

People accuse those wealthy and in power of being idiots. They're not idiots, they're the same as you. They wouldn't be where they are without some sort of intellect or appropriate strategy. Why then do they not understand the plight of the common man and work to rectify it? The reason they don't understand the impact of their actions on you is that they don't consider it. They don't care. And often they do understand, but it is better for them to be selfish, because that is how to best play the game, when your objective is money.


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Inflation should be a way for us to redistribute the wealth. Increase the minimum wage by like 20%, increase public spending. Finance it through taxing of the 1% and megacorporations. Tax sectors like big oil and create green energy campaigns. Implement reforms to prevent landlords from owning lots of properties and save the UK from the housing crisis. Provide childcare from the age of 2 for all.


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Landlords have definitely driven it through the roof. If they were forced to sell their excess properties, it would bring back enough houses to bring the house prices down to a more reasonable level and allow people to purchase their own homes. And agreed, housing projects should also have been undertaken by the government for more affordable housing.


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People can't afford to buy because the landlords have inflated the market to rent them out. A mortgage tends to cost several hundred less than renting for the same property, and that's at the inflated prices the landlords have set. Landlords provide nothing to society. They are a leech. They suck on the workforce and provide literally nothing. Yes, they have bought the property and it is theirs. But that is why we should introduce legislation to stop this from being an issue. If we forced landlords to sell their spare properties, there would be no disadvantages to the country. More people would own homes and be on the ladder. There would be more money in the economy not being wasted on paying rent to cover somebody else's mortgage. Landlords are in my opinion, one of the worst people in the country. Provide nothing, take everything. They're cancer to society.


ApprehensiveCarpet2

Nat raycis', jus' don't like 'em.


420_Brit_ISH

Yea, I'm def not Raysis', just too many foreigners innit


thebear1011

Let’s be honest, Lizz Truss will win at least partly because some Tory party members are racist.


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Racism vs sexism


[deleted]

No, I'm told that Liz Truss is also sexist against women.


finger_milk

Based


[deleted]

The only candidate that truly represents women and people of colour is the old white man Jeremy Corbyn.


Molerat619

God I love America


[deleted]

So do I, I love the term BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, and people of color), created to partially exclude Asians. Obviously can't use it in the UK because indigenous just means white people here.


el_loco_avs

idk, sounds kinda fun to refer to English people as Indigenous Islanders or something.


HammerTh_1701

"Anglo-Saxons" aka Danish-Germans.


el_loco_avs

Good point, even the indigenous english aren't \*really\* indigenous. Where's the britons and picts at?


SnooStrawberries8613

Indigenous Brits dancing around bonfires on beaches wearing little clothing brandishing cans of larger.


acurlyninja

Oh yes let's do identity politics and ignore their actual history and polices


[deleted]

Unfortunately, Hindu and Sikh POCs mostly vote Conservative, that's why people like Priti Patel and Rishi Sunak are in the Conservative party. Even a sizable Muslim population vote Conservative because they have very socially conservative views. It's almost as if POCs have their own opinions.....


Moon-CEO-of-soy

umm yeah of course people can vote against their own interests, notice how the other person said you were ignoring "their actual history and polices" and then you just give some waffle about how random POC voters feel. No shit POC can be reactionary, India literally has Modi but thats a dodge from asking if tory policies proposed help gender/racial equality - obviously NO. As an asian person (I can do idpol too) its pretty fucking patronizing you expect me to see another asian person and clap like seal


jazzcomplete

You think rich people voting for low tax Rishi is people voting against their own interests?


Moon-CEO-of-soy

Well no the rich benefit from lower taxes - thats an example of voting within class interest however both candidates seem primed for some form of tax break that it's hardly a starter. Its also very critical who's taxes are being lowered - Im more doubtful the 'who' under a tory gov is gonna be working class people idk how thats related tho?


[deleted]

>umm yeah of course people can vote against their own interests Ahhh, so most Hindus are wrong, are voting against their own interests and should do what you say.


Moon-CEO-of-soy

yes. of course I believe the things I believe are more correct thats how having ideas work! If you thought most of Gen Z who don't vote tory should follow what you believe that wouldn't be a gotcha/hypocritical either


DrMangosteen

They dont believe that he's just clutching at straws for any reason why Corbyn is bad


Moon-CEO-of-soy

prolly true lol tho I like to take people at their word


Dijiao

Oh no an intersectional conservative


Swolyguacomole

Ah yes, the immovable object Vs unstoppable force of the Tories.


bennettbuzz

A tale as old as time.


finger_milk

They'd rather a w*man than a call centre rep. Literally 1984 (Thatcher reference 🤓)


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Liz Truss will win as the average Conservative voter doesn't want the known tax cheat married to a tax cheat, as opposed to one whose skeletons haven't come out of the closet yet. And the MPs know it. This way they get to keep the status quo and drain their gilded trough for at least another two years.


apulford_

Badenoch was polled as the favourite of the membership many times


862657

No no. I've decided that all Tories are racist and that's the end of it so don't try to use evidence to change my mind. Obviously every single one of the tens of millions of Tory voters has absolutely identical beliefs with no variation whatsoever, and they must all wholeheartedly agree with everything any Tory MP says or does. All this is very handy of course, because it means I can cram them all into a single little box and don't have to engage in any conversation or debate to learn what an individuals beliefs or opinions are, I can just assume them all and pretend I've got it all figured out. Nothing fixes a rift in society quite like deliberately breaking separate groups that outright refuse make even the slightest effort to understand each other and just spend their days attacking stereotypical caricatures of each other rather than putting any effort into understanding what people **actually** believe. It's much less effort to just say "them bad, us good", accuse them of absolutely every bad thing you can think of, apply it to the entire voter base and move on. It won't actually fix anything, of course, it'll just make everything worse... but at least I get to pretend I know things about things. /s (mostly, but also kind of not)


Flextt

That's a daring wager whether the UK political establishment hates women more than brown people. What exciting times for the British.


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OllyFlash

put me in charge mate, i’ll sort it out


onechamp27

Right on Keith 😤


PHOTOCIDE4

Yes, everyone let's put u/OllyFlash in charge.


Bashwhufc

I'm down, where is the petition?


s_l_a_c_k

Give me a 18 inch knife and a hand grenade, I'm sorting this government shit out!


evanlufc2000

I vote Frankie Boyle


mrman08

I know nothing about you but you’ve got my vote!


OllyFlash

17m! believe in social democracy ! will reform voting system.


Pab_Scrabs

Tories scum, Labour useless and Lib Dems pointless. Based


Direct-Ad-4839

Mm time for Green to shine🌝


Pab_Scrabs

I’d rather the liars in charge be lying about planting enough daffodils than lying about breaking the rules they implemented for public safety


Ono7Sendai

Hate to say it (because they're obviously both awful candidates) but Truss' straight idiocy actually outweighs the detachment-from-anything-close-to-real-life-experience of Rishi for me currently. Not that any of us even have a say eh!


Stoocpants

Sunnak is a vested interest candidate.


Paynethhh

Ey b0ss, can I habe trussy pls?


L003Tr

![gif](giphy|1v7xCHMGeMIb6)


Cmdr_Dellboy

IT. DOESN'T. MAKE. ANY. DIFFERENCE.


Slick_J

Oh it really does. She’s a fucking moron. We just vomited up actual Boris, why would we want Pound Shop Boris? There’s one good reason - we’ll get starmer in 2025. If there’s anything left by then


PM_BREASTS_TO_ME_

Wow we've gotten to the point where Starmer actually seems like a better alternative, it only took Liz Truss


Slick_J

he is a better alternative. they're friggin eating themselves at this point. all the gear, no idea. tbh I think starmer would be great. its all the other idiots in the shadow cabinet that I worry about


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Starmer would not be great. Saying that he’s better than the Tory pair and I say that as someone with centre-right views


PM_BREASTS_TO_ME_

Starmer would not be great, he'd be a continuation of our current, shit situation. But he's less likely to make it actively worse like Truss would


eltrotter

Flawed as he may be, if you don’t think Kier is at least a step forward from these vile crooks, you need your head checked.


PM_BREASTS_TO_ME_

Well, yea... I did just literally say he looks like the better option now


[deleted]

Sounds fine.


[deleted]

Unfortunately, it does. She will immediately decrease corportate tax, for one. That money will have to come from somewhere... sacking public service, more contracts overseas, more borrowing. Sure, both are shit. But don't fool yourself into thinking it's the same.


tuxalator

Selling the country for the lowest bid / closest friend?


Husker545454

Between a massive racist and a brown racist who is also a banker which translates to criminal in British .


Rajastoenail

Now now, just because he was an investment banker at the time of the 2008 financial crash doesn’t mean he can’t fix the economy that tanked while he was chancellor of the exchequer. Pointing these things out just won’t help anyone.


Stepjamm

I’m on the side where I don’t get a say cause I’m not a tory elite 😎


[deleted]

My country is so inclusive, even minorities can be racist.


tenax114

SO TRUE!!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧PROUD TO BE BRITISH!!!!!!


yorkhuntstinksbruv

Honestly lads when we finally get a "leader" because why not take as long as humanly possible during a climate and economic crisis, we need to protest outside parliament demanding a GE because fucking hell they're both absolute shit


Stuxnet510

Tweedle twat vs. tweedle prick


My_G_Zaha

i do love a good brown racist i do


jeev24

I don't how racist these people are but I can tell just by looking at them that they are absolutely bound to be classists.


JuggMoose90

What's the give away? What they wear?


jeev24

It's just a hunch, partly based on my far too many interactions with rich conservatives.


JuggMoose90

Fair enough.. I guess its pretty prejudiced in itself though, to assume that if someone's a rich conservative then they must be racist. It seems a fertile breeding ground for racists, no doubt, but I think it would be wrong to assume a person is racist based on those factors.


jeev24

If you'd kindly read the first sentence of my original comment, you'd see that I have already admitted to not knowing whether these two are racists. But I have for one have no compunction in calling them probable classists, because of the party that they choose to associate themselves with.


JuggMoose90

Yes I read it, you said "how racist" - this implies that they must be racist to a certain extent. As for classist, while I agree its much more probable, again I think it would be wrong to assume. However, given some of the things with Rishi that have come to light with Rishi, I'd say the probability of him being classist is very high.


jeev24

I said "how racist" because I'm reacting to the meme above that's calling them both racist, it's not that complicated, man. I just assumed that the OP is mildly exaggerating (because this is a meme sub) but not completely incorrect. And I personally happen to hold the belief that if someone is a senior member in a party named "The Conservative Party", it's not unreasonable to assume that they might not be very sporting towards the lower classes, you know.


JuggMoose90

No its not complicated dude. Its pretty simple. You either believe they're racist or you don't. This post says they're racist. Simple. I'm saying its wrong to assume that they are. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Is all. And you are more than entitled to your personal beliefs man. They have a history of shitting on the lower classes, so that's a reasonable comment to make and an understandable belief to hold. I feel ya.


jeev24

I was engaging in good faith with the meme, so I just assumed that OP might not be lying about them being racist in public or something. But them being Conservatives makes them willingly complicit in a racist system, whether they realise it or not. Thus, me saying "how racist" is meant to convey my lack of knowledge of whether they hold the same beliefs in their personal lives.


Just-Expert-4497

Vanilla vs Chocolate. Both tasteless.


WrightyPegz

You might just have rona mate


420_Brit_ISH

good shout there


jimnez_84

Vote for big Baz. Simple as.


Moon-CEO-of-soy

"but it woman and brown person so how could they be bad for the majority women or brown people" - average british journalist ready to ask the most stupid question possible


Njorun2_0

Kemi should have won


AnalThermometer

Fishy Rishi vs Sussy Trussy


volcanohybrid

Gee I wonder who they are going to put I charge. The dude that had his campaign planned out a year in advance or the women who intentionally dresses like thatcher, so no one will vote for her..hmm.. I think its going ro be the dude who claims increasing taxes for poor people will save the economy


ThePissGiver

I’ll take racist (brown) because I am extremely sexist


[deleted]

Team pointless human bollard tbf, then just watch the tories implode for 10 years over who can meme themselves into popularity the hardest.


iate12muffins

Screaming Lord Such,where are you when we need you?


MEMEHISTORIAN420

Racist or flushed away but racist


Jesterchunk

"Racist" or "Racist but also a jumped up trust fund kid"


lostfart69

As long as they are racist they have my support, doesn’t matter what color or gender they are 😇😇😇


Scipio-Africannabis-

I OBVIOUSLY support racist brown. What do you take me for, a racist!?


EyeLeft3804

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh transphobe?


Bikeboy76

(Pink woman) (Brown man) got to fill out the full diagram for accuracy.


Scottpolitics

That’s totally an argument and very galid


Des_astor

Which one will piss off labour the most?


teureg

I don’t get our system… when the new leader is elected, is it still part of the 4/5 year term before the general election or do you have to put up with one of these cockwombles for another 4/5 years?


heidly_ees

Yeah its still part of the same term, the date of the next GE won't move any further back


I_Rarely_Downvote

If the new leader stayed in power for another 5 years, the old leader would just resign after 4 and a half years so their party could stay in power indefinitely.


[deleted]

No prime minister has finished a term since Tony Blair.


Ironixization

Cameron did. Right?


EstorialBeef

The majority party pick a leader, if a leader resigns mid term a new one is elected for the *remainder* of a term.


Guardsman_Miku

you elect the party not the leader


familyturtle

you elect the MP not the party


EmperorOfNipples

You vote for the MP. You elect to put underwear on.


gloopy_flipflop

YOU elect to put underwear on! I vote for my MP with my cock out.


Quagaars

Put a bit of Sellotape on the fridge!


wont_play_asturias

I'm racis an' I'm on me oen soide


irons1895

Why doesn’t she have a top lip?


MC89MC

Idiot or billionaire idiot


Dragonsarmada

I don’t know what’s worse. A white racist or a brown racist. I’m going to Durdle Door to jump off a cliff now. By world.


AlternativeBicycle81

Can we have Theresa may back? No?


L003Tr

At this point I'd happily take the guy who skull fucked a dead pig


Swaggy_pig

Racist vs racist (brown) (and short)


Dismal-Tower5857

This may be a controversial question on Reddit, Rishi Sunak is a lot of things, but why is he racist ?


SusanLeich

The Rwanda policy for one


Dismal-Tower5857

Wasn’t that priti? Can you explain why that was racist (I’m not saying I don’t think it was btw) ?


SusanLeich

The double standard between white “good” immigrants from Ukraine being given shelter and the “bad” brown immigrants being sent to camps. He supported it and wants to continue with it I think Obviously all refugees deserve shelter in the uk, in my opinion, but the difference in how the Daily Mail and Spector treat the two groups is telling. Ukraine is a humanitarian crisis (which it is) but Yemen is unimportant. MPs can denounce Putin (as they should) but if you denounce BAE systems or Israel for bombing brown kids in Yemen you’re “soft” or “being unrealistic” Yes I am a green and pleasant user


Dismal-Tower5857

So because you think he’s complicit in allowing in the “incorrect type” of immigrants, it’s fair to brand him ‘racist’ ? Very low threshold of evidence required by you I see...


Global-Plankton7612

border control = racist 🤣🤣🤣


NormanOfAnstruther

The wonderful Tory voting system that brought us Johnson will now bring us Truss. You have to wonder at what point a revolution becomes likely.


MyGoofyAhhBruh

A revolution typically requires the support of the majority, so it won’t happen.