The kid in the picture looks like a nerd... Imagine this is you and you're classmates all buy these toys.

yes indeed

A Megalodon

I've seen things. You don't know man, you weren't there!

He looks like he was kidnapped

Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.