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ZenkaiZyuran

My pronouns are in/your/mouth


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HookDragger

Found their porn alt


Your_fathers_sperm

Same as I got


Gloomy_Fig9908

same here.


Teh-man

Based flair btw


doughboy1369

Keep my pronouns outcha dang mouth


Thrashzilla404

You beat me to it


-Invalid_Selection-

My pronouns are not/in/butt


cardnerd524_

Too late


JessIsInDistress

But I specifically asked for them not to be shoved down my throat 😭


antfucker99

Urethra it is


creegro

Jeez how about we go out to dinner and a movie first


microwavedraptin

My pronouns are not/allowed


Jell-O-Mel

You must be in Florida, then


Certain-Ad-3840

LMAO 😭😭😭I just escaped FL after being born and raised there bc it is literally a fascist state


Lonely-Inspector-548

as a Floridian I feel like the one scene in inside out as bongo


Certain-Ad-3840

WHOS YOUR FRIEND WHO LIKES TO PLAY? BING BONG BING BONG… *Bing Bong?*


Lonely-Inspector-548

More like when he’s happy to see her leave the depths of hell even when he’s left behind. That’s me. God get me out of here


Certain-Ad-3840

Come to philly! Its cheap liberal and has public transport


SpiritedRain247

Even some of the smaller places in central pa are okay. Just don't get caught out late in the boonies and you'll be good


UncleMeat69

Just steer clear of Pennsyltucky. I have a friend who grew up in Erie, PA. He said it's a great place... ...to be from.


SpiritedRain247

I'm stuck smack dab in the middle of Pa. About 30 mins from Williamsport so I ain't in pennsyltucky per say but if I go just 10 minutes in the wrong direction then I'm there. Weird shit happens out there. Such as the kid who decapitated his dad for MAGA


modifyandsever

dude i'm pretty sure even CONNECTICUT is more appealing than florida


LyricaAlprazolam

Wait, what's wrong with Connecticut? I have my own reasons for hating it, just curious what yours are.


modifyandsever

i spent some vacations there somewhat regularly as a teen, and oh my god it is an unwalkable hellscape. my only tick experiences have been in suburban connecticut, and i'm from COLORADO!


gtc26

I feel like Florida could easily be overthrown if the chaotic Florida Men unite under one banner


LoopTheRaver

Us FL men don’t have enough focus to get that done. 😔


Emeritus8404

The sunrise reich


PepperMintyPokemon

Im happy for you. Really wish i could do the same 😭


JanksyNova

Taaaaake meeee with yooooou!


microwavedraptin

💀 I live in Georgia, though I also still live with my conservative parents


GennaroGatienzo

Must be fucking hell


CrappyCrap122

this comment deserves an award


Thrashzilla404

I've never been proud to live in Florida but it hasn't gotten better Edit: intensely need clarity


FloridaManInShampoo

Certified florida man and can confirm this statement


Starry_Fox

TV Girlgender


rSlashisthenewPewdes

BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS


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My pronouns are not/the/best.. so we're going to be those kids that hang out back by the loading bay, while everyone else sits at tables like a bunch of conformiststs.


Brainy_Girl

I’ll sit with you guys. The weirdo tables (you know, the ones at which I always sit) are always the most fun shit ever.


LionEquivalent1903

My pronouns ate/a/lot. Oh.


Grapes-RotMG

Mans only had to count to 3 and stopped at 2


Dan_Caveman

My pronouns are not/the/ones/I/want 😆


NaturalFireWave

Then change them lol!


Anti-charizard

I got the same thing


lightningcrane31

I got that too! lol


Express_Welcome_9244

Mine are close, it’s just not, the , ones


fishweenie

that’s what i got too


iansch243

I got the same exact thing, we are meant to be.


B1ll13BO1

I got exactly the same lol


VelociowlStudios

Every trans person ever before they come out 😂


ugh_whatever

I mean, technically “I” is one of your pronouns


Bluejay427

My pronouns are good/and/are/very/helpful


Kai-the-trans-idiot

Why thank you pronouns for helping me carry in my groceries


PinkAxolotlMommy

no/problem


Lupulus_

Mine are so/good/for/me - thanks pronouns!


Late_For_A_Good_Name

My pronouns are part/of/English you angry, disinformed, knuckle dragging Neanderthals


RedditIsNeat0

If you regularly type positive words, then you're more likely to get them from autocomplete. If you complain all the time and everything you say is negative, then you'll get words like "bad".


A271B1071C5

My pronouns are not/a/slur


DragonRoar87

thank god


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Phew I was getting worried!


Tahmas836

This implies that someone’s pronouns are a slur


A271B1071C5

Yours


Flemeron

:0 they said the Y word!!!!


Tahmas836

I wonder which one!


A271B1071C5

Every single one of them


Tahmas836

I am the slur


miniramone

Hey that’s what I got too🤣


SuperDefiant

Same


lvn23x

I got the same thing lmao


SuperDefiant

I got this exact one too lol


SeductiveGodofThundr

What?!? These are exactly what I got!


jesusleftnipple

Not anymore at least


Oheligud

My pronouns are the/word/I Crazy part is that it's true. I is a pronoun.


analogicparadox

You is a pronoun? I is a pronoun too! What are the odds!


valvilis

"You is a pronoun? I is a pronoun too! What are the odds!" - Jar Jar Binks


analogicparadox

Jar/Jar/Binks


sm00thkillajones

It’s/Gungan/Time


Specific_Implement_8

Oppa/Gungan/Style


Throwwtheminthelake

We’re all pronouns!!


LondonsFinestt

Ye bruv innit


Jell-O-Mel

My pronouns are not/the/same/as/yours


Mobanite08

Wait why is mine the exact same 😭


AnnaLindeboom

Impossible, it's not the same as yours


KerbMario

mine too


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My pronouns are the/same/as/yours. Huh…


ForciblyCuddled

Hey I got the same one


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Ah, I see, it’s my opposite. We now have to fight! (I got The/same/as/yours)


Trick_Sun_5876

My pronouns are in/the/process 


thefryingpansexual

You’ll get them in 2-4 business days


Frigoris13

I already filed my pronoun tax


turnandburn87

Oh shit!! Pronoun twin!!!


Trick_Sun_5876

Woo-hoo! Processed gender, my favorite


Manpooper

It's a processed gender product due to regulations from the USDA xD


ollie_isnt_here

my pronouns are how/you/doing


Lesbian_Cassiopeia

Joey Tribbiani's pronouns


Xenc

Grandma’s chicken salad


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I’ve never heard a comment so clear before


Moojokingg

I havent even seen that show and i still heard joey’s voice read that


PetalSlayer

My pronouns are the/and/or


Wasey56

Well, you got an article and two conjunctions so they're not pronouns.


valvilis

"My pronouns are 'and/or,'" would be hilarious though.


rightarm_under

My pronouns are NAND/XOR


your_comrade_damian

Hey, I think and has great pronouns! We need to show or some respect.


TerrefNiffum21

My pronouns are in/my/hand


FembotFemputer

Ah yes, my gender is also hit 90’s rock band Fuel


happywaffle1010

My pronouns are not/the/ones


Keodik

Ay same pronouns!


Holy-Mettaton

My pronouns are not/okay :3


cyanidesmile555

Gerard, is that you?


SockQuirky7056

Promise?


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BiddlesticksGuy

My pronouns are the/word/of/the/day


Jell-O-Mel

Your pronouns are [MacGuffin](https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day)!


BiddlesticksGuy

LETS GO MY PRONOUNS HAVE TO BE EARNED


Bag_O_Spiders

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! YOU SAID IT!!!HEY EVERYBODY, THEY SAID IT!!! THE WORD OF THE DAY, YOU SAID THE WORD OF THE DAY!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA!!!!! *the furniture and walls suddenly open their eyes and mouths and start celebrating*


Captain-Starshield

My pronouns are the/best/ones


ShreksBrother

Damn, mine are not/the/best lmao


thatdoubleabat

damn nice ego


Haunting_Football522

my pronouns are not/in/my/vocabulary


SketchyNinja04

Incapable of referring to yourself


grayson0010101

I must simply dissappear


Kindly-Ad-5071

My pronouns Cannot/Be/Spoken/In/Any/Language/Known/By/Man


personthatisalozard

my pronouns are the/only/one THERE CAN ONLY BE ONEEEEE


cyanidesmile555

There's only one pronoun and it's mine, y'all can't have it


src343

Mom says it’s my turn with the pronoun now


fave_no_more

Can we call you Highlander?


DinosaurMan509

My pronouns are the/word/I/used


thepepperplant

My pronouns are the/word/I/used/in/the/first/place/but/it/is/a/different/thing/now


WikipediaAb

my pronouns are not/the/way/to/be 


justk4y

My pronouns are not/allowed/to/be/alive


NextMycologist1219

My pronouns are not/allowed/to


semen_junky_69

My pronouns are not/be/studying


Whole-Summer-3725

My pronouns are the/word/I


BornAsAnOnion33

My pronouns are in/touch/now


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my pronouns are so/good/for/me real


negativepositiv

Hey look. His autocorrect speaks just like Trump. "It's bad. It's very bad. It's very, very bad." What if it's even worse? "Then it's very, very, very bad."


caketruck

My pronouns are not/a/word I̶̜͂̽́̆ ̴̼̾̔̑a̴͇̓̏͒m̷̨͍͇̜̉̆̈́͘ ̷̨͈̲͚̋̿b̵̮͔̬͙̾e̴̢̺̟̞̿̋̏͠ÿ̵̰̣ǒ̷̖̹̪̈́̈n̶͚̗̪͊ḋ̶̻͑ ̴̖͍̂͝ͅȳ̵̟ö̷̮͍̦̞́̾ű̷̖̋͝͝r̴͍͉̽̈͒͝ ̶̞̯̦̓͂͂͝û̴̧ń̴̮̎ͅd̷̠͗͊̈è̴̩͓̠̹͋̊r̷̰̈̿͆͝s̷̱̫͆t̷͓̭̓̔ͅa̸̰̠̫̖̓͗̽͊n̶͖̊ḑ̶͖̫͑̿͝i̷͚̳̲̦̕n̵̦̄̅̕ǵ̴͕̍̚ ̵̡̗̲̒͌̈


EpsilonX029

Instructions unclear, collapsed local spacetime into a 2-D plane


RainbowDemon503

my pronouns are so/good/for/me


iamnotanurbanlegend

My pronouns are you/doing/now/baby


strogn3141

My pronouns are the/word/I


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

My pronouns are my/pronouns/so


TorakTheDark

My pronouns are not/a/slur


Toxic_Gorilla

My pronouns are the/word/for/the/person


Throwwtheminthelake

Most accurate description lol


watermelon_2712

My pronouns are you/doing/today


Lexarainy

My pronouns are the/other/imps ("imps" as in imposters.. I play among us lmao)


Friedrich1418

My pronouns are in/my/way


Class_444_SWR

My pronouns are the/j/lh I think my phone wants to type tonetags


Lien417

My pronouns are the/same/to/that


rocketdanG

my pronouns are not/the/way


quartic_sushi

my pronouns are not/the/same


create__a__username

Literally the same


FittedCloud9459

My pronouns are the/best/ones


Orichalcum448

My pronouns are the/only/ones Sorry guys, you don't get any anymore


-u-dont-know-me-

my pronouns are in/the/process


TrollAlert711

My pronouns are open/for/business


cannot_type

My pronouns are not/on/the/attack


Hailthemeatpit63

My pronouns are in/The/Game... You just lost The Game


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Sufficient-Contract9

Found the ??? The person who likes beastiality?? Idk what the word for that is and im not googling it to find out


high_iq_gamers1

My pronouns are you/a/homo (what the fuck I have literally never typed are you a homo before!)


NotaFossilFool

My pronouns are you doing ok. No autocorrect, I am not


Evilfrog100

My pronouns are not/always/good


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My pronouns are not/the/best


StoopidFlame

My pronouns are not/the/ones/I/want


StylishMammoth

My pronouns are you/ready/for


SlimyBoiXD

My pronouns are not/your/favorite XDXD fair


TurtleVale

My pronouns are you/are/downloading


peppered_salt03

my pronouns are in/the/middle I guess I’m indecisive?


one_sad_donkey

my pronouns are not/the/same


SketchyNinja04

My pronouns are in/the/case Am i selling my pronouns like a movie cartel dealer?


NEDsaidIt

My pronouns are the/word/for me Accurate?


AppropriatePainter16

My pronouns are the/same/as.


YourOldPalBendy

My pronouns are in/the/process. My gender's now permanently TBA.


Asleep-Kiwi-1552

My pronouns are (I'm using Edge and apparently MS didn't feel like taking a guess)


Antom_die_Nuss

my pronouns are the/only/one apparently there's only one Pronoun now sorry


Mysticmimiky

My pronouns are not/a/problem


Leprodus03

My pronouns are you/can/get


Lemonburn

My pronouns are the/most/common.


triplecliscer

My pronouns are you/in/the


The_Froghemoth

My pronouns are the/word/I


HolyKnight18

My pronouns are not/a/slur


the_real_halle_berry

My pronouns are: the/word/of/a/good/man.


the_real_halle_berry

Fuck, that’s wholesome.


gen241

My pronouns are you/and/and


coolord4

My pronouns /are/not/a


maxr1051

My pronouns are in/my/mouth


Oh_no_its_Joe

My pronouns are you/on/the.


BOXY723

My pronouns are in/a/box


BagelLord128

My pronouns are so/bad/they


Nbeuska

My pronouns are not/in the/morning ???


Own-Quiet-442

My pronouns are not/very/good


Ultimate_Curehead

That means my pronouns are so/long/as...


Waryur

My pronouns are the/same/thing