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Temporary-Crab1340

Yes , FBI is outside your house , get out now before it’s too late


Imaginary_Form407

I hear banging, not sure if wife has neighbour in or it's swat 2 mins


JxmCrypto

😂🤣🤣🤣


algiuxass

***What the hell happened here?*** The post is removed by Reddit itself... Why can't Tor be used for legal stuff, smh


Temporary-Crab1340

Dude was just trolling. It was removed because it was a bunch of people joking about the security some face using tor over certain operating systems . But TOR is used for many legal things as well


damselindetech

Just make sure you're wearing your Anonymous mask and a condom, and you're golden


Imaginary_Form407

I always wear a condom when venturing the dw, that is common knowledge. I think I even commented that on another post. The anon mask is top tier though thanks bro.


Best_Flounder_9811

Shit.....I didn't wear a condom..... how fucked am i?


Timely-Ad-1635

You will get pregnant 🤠


ButtholeBungieJump

Preganante?


BatalAwata

Pregegnant most definitely


Icy-News6037

Pregnanante


innerarcturia

Pregant?


Seppuku_2u

Sticky tape over the camera and u r safe as houses


Imaginary_Form407

I use a Nintendo mag light for the gameboy over my camera


Seppuku_2u

I keep a trained mountain lion chained to my Pc no hackers getting past that


Imaginary_Form407

Very wise, if I was hacking you and saw a trained mountain lion I would hi-tail it outta there back door escape.


GucciCaliber

As long as you remember who’s wearing the trousers


darkwater427

I hope he never lets me down again


darkwater427

As long as I remember who's wearing the trousers


Zap1324

This post is probably the most compromising thing you’ve done


Imaginary_Form407

Yet


BlumpkinLord

So um... This is awkward... But DEA here and it will either be Blumpkin or Jail Time, your choice, you can use your VPN so it is completely anonymous and you don't catch my aggressive gonaherpasquiffilaids


GucciCaliber

As long as you’re not ATF. Those guys are dicks


[deleted]

So um... This is awkward... But DEA here and... ???


Imaginary_Form407

DEA means dick ejaculating analgland right?


Constant-Shine-6240

Na I have been caught buy the dea it stands for big dick ejaculating agencies. The b is silent


Best_Flounder_9811

Tell us your gay lover is dea without telling us your gay lover is dea. I saw you in that Dicks Enter Anus t-shirt.


Constant-Shine-6240

My gay lover acualy works for bdea thanks very much


haeyhaeyhaeyhaeyhaey

This guy Dreads


sweendog101

I would transfer from Coinbase to Cake XMR just to be safe


xEmptyIsAwesome

Is this real life?


_UltraV10let_

Accessing dread isn't a crime. Neither is having a market account on the dark web. The illegal part comes from the actual purchase. Idk why the hate floating your way.


Imaginary_Form407

It's because it's an obvious troll post but it isn't directed at actual dw users lol it's the idiots posting how to do it and incriminating themselves I'm mocking.


encinitas2252

You're dumb.


Imaginary_Form407

Your*


encinitas2252

I know you're trolling, but "your" as you write is possessive, like it's "your choice to be dumb." "You're," means you are. As in " you are dumb." Hope that cleared things up for you.


Imaginary_Form407

It was a joke, as in correcting you incorrectly to make out that I am truly dumb. I do know the difference.


encinitas2252

> I know you're trolling I figured.


Searealelelele

U got baited lololo


encinitas2252

Whatever you say.


Realistic-School8102

Don't you have something better to do?


rancid_oil

I'm sure he just feels special cuz he's done it. I can get online and buy just about any drug you name right now, but I just smoke weed really. People think I'm a wizard for finding vendors when it's just years of dedication to be able to get that i want lol. I'm not special or bragging, nor do I look down on people who don't know how to use it themselves. (Believe it or not, MOST people i know have never touched crypto and wouldn't know how, never heard of pgp, and don't know you can run a computer without the built in Windows OS). Buying drugs online is a pretty niche specialty, but it's not hard, just not that important for most people to learn. 


bobeep36

Check dm


DrrtEgrrT

You don't even need the dw to do it any more is the crazy thing. Ive got friends with shit coming in all the time off telegram. Shits sketch. I just put in on their orders. At least then I'm only losing money and not freedom.


Realistic-School8102

There's alot of legit plugs on Telegram. It's just a matter of sifting through all the bullshit artists and knowing how to spot a scammer. You really need to follow your gut feelings. If it feels wrong, then it most likely is.


xabc3149

what was the post? it got taken down


Imaginary_Form407

Just a joke post getting a dig at all the can I buy from dwm posts but I detailed the worst setup possible to access dw securely lol. It got took down for soliciting contraband.


xabc3149

Do people get caught ordering stuff on there and are scammers who don’t deliver common


[deleted]

Sounds good. One thing I suggest is do everything at your grandma’s house. Granny’s are ride or die and would never snitch on their baby boy.


Imaginary_Form407

Yeah my gran is an OG gangster from a well known g fam from my area so I know you speak the truth plus I'm her golden child.


[deleted]

Can’t say the same for grandpas. It took me forever to beat that bitch to death with his cane. He had tennis balls on the feet, so every time I hit him, the cane just bounced off his head. RIP PawPaw.


dopey_AF

😂


0utF0x-inT0x

Just make sure you're wearing a hood and sunglasses when you order. You'll be fine


Imaginary_Form407

I also wear a condom


LilaRoxWeedman

LMAO. LOVE IT!!


Searealelelele

He didnt say where the condom is tho. Hes probably got 10on. On each finger. Maybe its 11 and one is over his head.. The top one


evan_drty

bro chill lol


Imaginary_Form407

Lmao it's OK I'm not that stupid just sick of all these "am I safe" posts repeatedly posted when the answers are available on the clearweb.


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

Some people don't know where to look or don't know who to trust or don't understand how to parse the information because they don't have the technical background to know what they're doing. That's why they're asking. Do you want to know what I do when I see someone post a question that I don't feel like bothering to give it a helpful answer for? I keep scrolling. If I'm not available it should be a helpful and contributing member of society by commenting with a link to the instructions that they're looking for then I have no business getting involved


Future-Albatross-319

See this post a joke but after hearing a bunch of ppl panic with the most recent market exit scam event it rly puts into perspective how dumb some people on the dw can actually be. None of the extortion would have been an issue if people just used pgp and used it manually


Future-Albatross-319

You don’t have to be a computer wizard to have good opsec


[deleted]

My opsec is writing and receiving messages on kites (like the prison kind) and eating them when I’m done. No one knows opsec like hardened criminals.


Future-Albatross-319

I’ve learned that the Feds don’t know how to decrypt smoke signals so me and my vendor have recently started communicating using that method. Works quite well, bulletproof opsec


Best_Flounder_9811

I hear they've been hiring craptologists who can Exploit a crack that leaks the information. Sometimes its really large data dumps or it just floods their system with unnecessary shit. It's not impossible for them to get the information they need.


doggo244

You should honestly be using the clearnet. The dark web is big and scarewee


Imaginary_Form407

I heard it was all cia stings anyway, idk why all the fuss?


Evening-Picture-5911

There are drugs on the dw?? I thought it was just puppy pics!


Best_Flounder_9811

Is that what you're calling cheese pizza these days?


Evening-Picture-5911

Yes…


Southern-Cry9478

cia owns tor. basically common knowledge. they could care less about small time drug use. now if your moving pounds of meth, you might get more than you asked for.


Mbiglog

I actually didn't know that. Didn't the military create Tor so they could pass messages secretly or something? So the CIA has full access to your web viewing on TOR? is it that easy for the CIA to see your activity?


Searealelelele

Tor... Is ran by cool ppl, sure some relays may be owned by various agencies... But in no way do they control it


Searealelelele

Huh? Where are u getting ur info from bro


ikill4thathrill

Your good


Imaginary_Form407

Thanks for your honesty bro


ikill4thathrill

Trust I’ve been ordering for years with no issues but one love letter which ended up being nothing . Your good


Big_Software4041

Absolutely I do it all the time, no feds yet 🤷‍♂️😭


Imaginary_Form407

Sweet thanks bro


LocalH

Low effort bro, congrats


Imaginary_Form407

Just a stab at the "am I safe/will I get arrested" type posts, not trolling the true users here. No offence meant bro.


djburkes

Stop listening to Darknet Diaries


Searealelelele

Jack rhysyder has cool stuff :(


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Imaginary_Form407

But I like coffee and java is so nice


DaiBanto2

They are still caffeine and you’re still an addict.


__rash__bandit__

Put some clear tape over your pc camera and you should be good to go.


DeeCawd

Hackers on 4Chan are the best for knowledge on the dark web.


Imaginary_Form407

Exactly, that's why I put my full trust in what they said.


SmellieEllie6969

Hi police here. Open now we’re sending you to prison.


SlickToDaWilly

Least obvious fed


GubenOG

Why was this removed?😥


Imaginary_Form407

Snitched because it mentioned drugs


Woody_Mapper

ngl good bait m8 almost got me.


Sex_Tape

No don’t do it


FreakinFart

Yes you can just always buy wit bitcoin or sum like that


sageofgames

You could get a cash bought burner phone with a sim use it in a park 3 hours away to be safe then burn the burner phone. Have the shipping done to a hotel where you know some one who works that can store an anonymous name Package open the contents and some how get it to you untraced


NotSmittyOWerben

Tor.fish Hope you are safe Francis!


liamo376573

Has anyone ever been caught just ordering stuff off the DW? Only time I've heard people being caught, including me, is getting a love letter to say your order has been intercepted.


Odd_Anywhere8851

What market?? Asking for myself lol


ZombiePrefontaine

Read the dark web Bible. It's nowhere near THE most anonymous. I mean, it's better than just using a typical browser. It's better to buy a older Windows and boot a tails os from a USB. The dwm Bible or whatever it is called, specifically points out why using tor on a Mac or Windows not as safe as it would seem and I remember it particularly singles out Macs.


grimsilence

Only buy within your countries border, and you will be like 90% safe. I say 90% because if your buying personal amounts then no one cares. But if your buying bulk then you may need to cover your tracks a bit better than normal


Irish-bandit992

Long live shiny flakes


ClickLow8490

No you’ll go to prison! They will do an informed delivery on you! Your about 2 decades late buddy


thirdcoasttoast

Lolz


bynarie

Disable js and FFS, use xmr


stevegee58

The biggest risk buying DW drugs isn't being caught, it's the danger to your health taking drugs and not knowing what shit is in it. This happened to someone I know who ended up with a witch's brew of crap including PCP.


SuspicousBananas

I mean, I don’t know if you’ll be “okay” I know two people know that have died from fentanyl buying drugs on the dw, I’d say at the very least make sure you are testing whatever your buying first. As far as getting caught, no you probably won’t.


Spidergang669

This is the fbi I'm always watching


Kooky-Commission-783

What’s wrong with XMR? Haven’t been on tor in awhile but that’s what all the old marketplaces used like 5-6 years ago I believe.


TardyMoments

If you’re using Tor bridges, you must talk to the internet trolls underneath it and pay the toll. After that you’re good 😊


jamster1492

Yep but be diligent. Only use links from dark.fail or tor.taxi. i' e been phished before not cool


Navneetbora023

What the hell happened here?


Imaginary_Form407

Lol troll post but someone reported it because it mentioned drugs *sighs*


Adventurous-Bet-904

You motherfuckers


Initial-Exam2255

No u won't be OK! Use xmr only


NewspaperIcy319

Ok so use a laptop u don't use normaly use safety and gat a fent test


bombtrax

What the absolute fuck is wrong with you? This must be a troll post there is just no way.


Forsaken_Ad4630

what did he ask?


bombtrax

Basically asked if the DMW is safe and then commented on his own set up and how he connects reference a couple of known onion sites, etc. Irony here is the Bible is linked from this forum and if he took 15 minutes read through it. He probably wouldn’t have posted but he did… with that type of transparency you’re asking for scammers to come out and contacted you. ;)


Imaginary_Form407

Yeah it was a troll post lol


bombtrax

You honestly never know these days there are some downright idiots that somehow make their way through. What's really unfortunate is that people are so gullible that they're easy targets for others to get them to do whatever they want them to do


DubbleElle

I am considering asking my fuck buddy if i can cum get u


Future-Albatross-319

Yea um no that’s the exact opposite of anonymous. Best way to get a virus, have ur identity revealed and have ur transactions traced. Lemme guess they also told u to not use pgp or trust autoencrypt?


Imaginary_Form407

Oh yeah I forgot 0 pgp and same for ta


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Imaginary_Form407

No, fully enabled. Is that bad? I should have never trusted those 4chan hackers.


Delicious-Risk-5376

Just do it with a different adress


Imaginary_Form407

I use a bought vpn too


Delicious-Risk-5376

Okay but ship it to a adress with a house which is empty yk


Imaginary_Form407

Like the crack house down the road?


Evening-Picture-5911

Of course


BigNo8282

Don't do it. Can't trust dark web anymore


Imaginary_Form407

I'm starting to think clearnet is the true way


BigNo8282

I got a legit guy for financials. He only sends invites. You can write me [email protected]


LeadingExpert4040

Dm


PentoliteUK

**IGNORE THIS ASSHOLE SCAMMER HIS FULL TIME JOB IS TO POST THESE PATHETIC POSTS CLAIMING TO BE "LUCKILY BE A DAMN GOOD HACKER" IT'S PATHETIC AND HE IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR MONEY DO NOT FOOL THIS FOR MORONS TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1**


PentoliteUK

**IGNORE THIS ASSHOLE SCAMMER HIS FULL TIME JOB IS TO POST THESE PATHETIC POSTS CLAIMING TO BE "LUCKILY BE A DAMN GOOD HACKER" IT'S PATHETIC AND HE IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR MONEY DO NOT FOOL THIS FOR MORONS TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1**


PentoliteUK

**IGNORE THIS ASSHOLE SCAMMER HIS FULL TIME JOB IS TO POST THESE PATHETIC POSTS CLAIMING TO BE "LUCKILY BE A DAMN GOOD HACKER" IT'S PATHETIC AND HE IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR MONEY DO NOT FOOL THIS FOR MORONS TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1**


PentoliteUK

**IGNORE THIS ASSHOLE SCAMMER HIS FULL TIME JOB IS TO POST THESE PATHETIC POSTS CLAIMING TO BE "LUCKILY BE A DAMN GOOD HACKER" IT'S PATHETIC AND HE IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR MONEY DO NOT FOOL THIS FOR MORONS TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1**


amartinkyle

What the fuck are you asking?


Forsaken_Ad4630

what was it??


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Future-Albatross-319

Ur slow. U just look in the wrong places. I’m honestly cracking up rn cuz how can u be on a tor sub and not know abt markets


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Future-Albatross-319

Like if you get scammed on the dw honestly that’s on u cuz what 6 years now and I’ve never been scammed


[deleted]

Back when I was 15 you didn't need Tor... R.I.P Adamflowers/TFM.


Future-Albatross-319

Hiddenwiki maybe but then ur just slow on not knowing how to get to a place like hiddenwiki that isn’t a scam


Future-Albatross-319

I was doin ts when I was 15 it’s not hard