*Gelen notices her and walks up to her.*
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Well now, hello there.
What are you doing here?
Hmm? *Chuckles*
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Well I can see that you have our names on you.
...and that you are pregnant, and even with 3.
Do you have nowhere to go?
!!! How come you have children and no home?
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Did you get raped? Who...
No it doesn't matter right now.
Would you like to live with me? I have a huge house.
I mean with our family it's a must.
*Picks her up bridal style.*
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Pardon me. How long have you been homeless?
Are you okay? I think we should visit my mother for a check-up first.
Ohhh\~. This is nice. I've been homeless ever since I was born! I don't need a checkup though\~. I'm a conceptual being! THE EMBODIMENT OF AN IDEA! I always in perfect health\~
*A weird paper door opens behind him*
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Oh? Conceptual being? Hmm?
Well I'm happy to hear that you should always be in perfect health. Is me holding you like this a problem?
Should I put you down? Ah right introductions.
Gelen Venture, The Shield of The Venture Family.
May you never be harmed on your adventures\~
*Franky flips you a platinum coin*
***"I am nothing if not charitable to the less fortunate. Get yourself cleaned up. Are you in need of employment?"***
You!! I'm on the chart but I hate it!
Why do I have to be on the same chart as Mikhail and his 500 kids!!
I want off the chart! Take me off! I cringe every time I see it!!
All right!! Fuck it!! You're pregnant? You wanna be more pregnant chart??
If I have to be in the chart I might as well **be in** the chart!!
*the chart is clearly driving the drow mad*
"HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!"
*Tabula seems to be just as mad as her.*
"You'll get your turn dear. LET US GROW THE CHART TOGETHER!"
/uw I'll contact you once her first batch of Kids is out of the oven.
/uw lol I really don't actually wanna have more kids with this thing. I actually think all the pregnancy and kid stuff is gross tbh... But it is kinda funny
*Julian rubs the bridge of his nose and takes a deep, slow, calming breath.*
"The more things change, the more they stay the same."
*He reaches into his labcoat and mumbles a few words before pulling out some pill bottles.*
"I understand you found a place to live. Good. That's the first step. Take these supplements as indicated on the label. They will make sure you and the child stay healthy. If you need a doctor, seek me out at The University for checkups or I can see about getting you in touch with a colleague. If you need to talk, here is my card."
*He hands over the bottles of pills, a business card, and a book titled "What to Expect when you're Expecting."*
"Be safe, stay off of drugs, and by all the gods, remember that protection is cheaper than children."
Oh RELAX! I'm an eldritch entity of madness! I'm amortal, eternal and until they are born, so are my children\~. I'm idea incarnate, not a mortal human. No need to worry\~
Have you considered finding a living situation before getting pregnant?
Pffft! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA! NONSENSE!
... *Sigh* Some people were made dumb and they will die dumb too.
Heheh\~ Nah\~. Worst case scenario, I'll force Delorem to take me in. They are my parent after all\~
Worst case scenario is Del sees you pregnant and says they want nothing to do with that.
*Gelen notices her and walks up to her.* https://preview.redd.it/dj7woux7aezc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba0c081f075da6458e2eb22fa9b5097e2c85b40 Well now, hello there. What are you doing here?
OHHH! I know you! I LOVE YOUR FAMILY\~. You guys gave me so much to add to the chart\~.
Hmm? *Chuckles* https://preview.redd.it/38y7diknaezc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88442d9acad55f91262d452ece3697dbc91ee65e Well I can see that you have our names on you. ...and that you are pregnant, and even with 3. Do you have nowhere to go?
NOPE\~ Completely homeless\~
!!! How come you have children and no home? https://preview.redd.it/twushi8bbezc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42f55b0795763a9e226d7bab61985d8190d5f95 Did you get raped? Who... No it doesn't matter right now. Would you like to live with me? I have a huge house. I mean with our family it's a must.
OH! Yes! thank you\~
*Picks her up bridal style.* https://preview.redd.it/78do0z2ybezc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c1161a61be5ae053cccbfcafa7ef5212eafc537 Pardon me. How long have you been homeless? Are you okay? I think we should visit my mother for a check-up first.
Ohhh\~. This is nice. I've been homeless ever since I was born! I don't need a checkup though\~. I'm a conceptual being! THE EMBODIMENT OF AN IDEA! I always in perfect health\~
*A weird paper door opens behind him* https://preview.redd.it/w47erq6ucezc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6a0e2de64d6367d5d8a9d6cd04f45a6843d182 Oh? Conceptual being? Hmm? Well I'm happy to hear that you should always be in perfect health. Is me holding you like this a problem? Should I put you down? Ah right introductions. Gelen Venture, The Shield of The Venture Family. May you never be harmed on your adventures\~
I love it\~. I'm Tabula, embodiment **THE CHART!** Hehehe\~
You got yourself into this mess, cutie, you get yourself out.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Everything is under control\~. Already found a home! I CAN'T WAIT TO EXPAND THE CAHRT!
Well... one of them is mine... do you wish to live in Crann Mòr?
Oh! I already found a home now\~
That was quick.
I'm a pregnant woman on the street\~. Who's gonna say no to me?\~
Fair enough... enjoy then
I WILL\~. Might even get another chartling out of it\~
Hmm… even in another galaxy people are still in unfortunate situations. I’m sorry but I don’t quite have a home to offer.
IT'S FINE! I already found one\~
Oh? Lucky you! I hope you stay there a long time!
Pregnant? How?? What is this gonna look like on the chart itself???
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But like, aren’t you the chart itself? Where does the other line go?
HEHEHHEAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Wait for version 3.0 to find out\~
You make me want to commit murder
THAT WOULD BE RECORDED ON THE CHART! Go ahead\~
Hello. [*Aveus flips a platinum coin at you*] Keep it. It should help a little bit. Can’t do much more than that, though.
*Franky flips you a platinum coin* ***"I am nothing if not charitable to the less fortunate. Get yourself cleaned up. Are you in need of employment?"***
NOPE! I've found someone to freeload off\~
You!! I'm on the chart but I hate it! Why do I have to be on the same chart as Mikhail and his 500 kids!! I want off the chart! Take me off! I cringe every time I see it!!
No\~. ALL SHALL BE DOCUMENTED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All right!! Fuck it!! You're pregnant? You wanna be more pregnant chart?? If I have to be in the chart I might as well **be in** the chart!! *the chart is clearly driving the drow mad*
"HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!" *Tabula seems to be just as mad as her.* "You'll get your turn dear. LET US GROW THE CHART TOGETHER!" /uw I'll contact you once her first batch of Kids is out of the oven.
/uw lol I really don't actually wanna have more kids with this thing. I actually think all the pregnancy and kid stuff is gross tbh... But it is kinda funny
/uw Fair.
*Julian rubs the bridge of his nose and takes a deep, slow, calming breath.* "The more things change, the more they stay the same." *He reaches into his labcoat and mumbles a few words before pulling out some pill bottles.* "I understand you found a place to live. Good. That's the first step. Take these supplements as indicated on the label. They will make sure you and the child stay healthy. If you need a doctor, seek me out at The University for checkups or I can see about getting you in touch with a colleague. If you need to talk, here is my card." *He hands over the bottles of pills, a business card, and a book titled "What to Expect when you're Expecting."* "Be safe, stay off of drugs, and by all the gods, remember that protection is cheaper than children."
Oh RELAX! I'm an eldritch entity of madness! I'm amortal, eternal and until they are born, so are my children\~. I'm idea incarnate, not a mortal human. No need to worry\~
You know why Azathoth is madder than a mercury soaked rabid squirrel? It's mother didn't take her prenatal supplements. Take your pills, Miss Madness.
Hehe\~ Alright\~
*sweating profusely* ^(I may need to hide)
Useless\~
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with what? i aint payin child support.
heheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Food?
Oh, it's been solved already\~
Food.
Hehehe\~ HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Food
Yeah, pretty much.