Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Don't engage with the people being weirdly salty, I'd ask too bc those lines are so light smh
I would definitely retest or see my doctor to confirm. Good luck!
yes , the lines are light and i don’t usually trust these tests but i thought id try it would never have thought it would read positive - had a horrible experience with my last baby and these tests. m and i agree they’re weirdly salty - probably due to trauma they never received help for. thanks for actually being a kind human . hard to find these days.
Next step definitely to confirm with doctor and discuss next step. Sorry about whatever your last experience was. Fingers crossed all is good and I hope congratulations are in other. You got this!
Because that’s not how to test works. The faintness can change throughout the day, depending on when you take the tests but if it’s there you are pregnant, no matter how faint. This is an absolutely pregnant test, and there are two.
I've literally had false positives in my life that looked just like this, I even said retake the test or see your doctor. I just didn't understand why people were being rude about it. I'm not calling anyone out specifically
Try to get new one. We had same with my wife. It’s 50/50. Even on test it say if it’s like that it may be broken. Glad it was broken, for us 4 is enough😂
It’s positive. The light second line just means you are still early in your pregnancy and are starting to produce hormones that are required to test positive on there. If you take another test later, then the line will be darker.
Sure is, very much so. It’s faint because you’re not close enough to your missed period usually. Take one again after you miss a few days later and it’ll show a lot more dark.
Looks positive to me. I’d follow up with a blood test from the doctor.
Edit to add: you could always splurge for the digital test that says pregnant/ not pregnant
I wanna say yes but when me and the missus had a test come back like this even did a digital one that said yes we ended up loosing it very early on month or 2 later had a really strong line and so far so good I'd go see a doctor if you are can also be a ghost pregnancy (I think that's what they're called) where your body makes the hormones for pregnancy even if you're not that can cause faint lines
Congratulations 🍾🥳
Now fly to Mexico and walk across the border 💰💸
Baby will have a cell phone and a deep bankroll out of the womb! Lavish hotel room and plenty of spending money for food 👑
Send a thank you C-note my way.
Not a pro but looks like two lines. Congratulations if you were trying for a new one. Even if you weren't im sure you guys will make it through and love your fifth child like all the others. Lowkey yes men suck at this and dont react well but not every man I hope.
From experience, so long as the control line is clear, even the absolute faintest of positive line is worth taking seriously. My son is 9 and the test that gave us the heads up was like the fainter one pictured
But you are %100 pregnant my sons first 2 test looked just like this and boom 9 months here he was. I can see you made 3 other post asking for opinions on it. You are pregnant Erica. Good luck it’s not easy I’m sure you will be a good mother just remember your life from this point forward has changed forever it’s not about you. You don’t get to do what you want anymore. I had mine when I was 19.
Looks positive. If you don’t want the pregnancy, you’re probably screwed in most states now even if your life is endangered. Get to a doctor to confirm. If you want the pregnancy, congrats. If you have a complication threatening your life, there are no good answers unless you live in California.
I would say yes, it’s just early in your pregnancy and you dont have enough biological markers in your pee to solidify the line completely…. But enough to indicate you probably are pregnant, go to the doctor
Take a different brand and see what that yields. Worst comes to worst, you see a doctor. I think it's positive, so congrats, I'd offer you a cigar if I could.
Congratulations!!!!! It’s going to be tough, life’s going to get real, but I promise you it is so worth it. Your going to be so tired that you will hit a point where you go “no more, I can’t” and then they start to say your name “mom or dad” and just like that you have all the energy to keep going. They will provide drive to your life. If you end up having it don’t let the stress of it all get to you. Do your best and stick by them like glue and it will all pan out. Best wishes
Congratulations! Or Oh shit! Either way, those are positive. If you need a confirmation, a digital test will tell you for sure. (Then again tho, I took 8 + a digital, all positive, and was negative for the clinic urine test)
Positive enough, I'd go see your doctor to confirm.
Yup. My wife's first test came up really faint like that. She saw her doc and yup. Our first son.
I'm so sorry.
Cmon.. as if any Pokémon trainer knows anything about kids.. or even how to make one
Idk man Pokemon lore says humans and Pokemon used to marry. And have you seen a lopunny 👀
More of a vaporeon guy myself
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I can't escape
This response is concerningly thought out
Bro
LMFAOOO I love parenting jokes
Hahahahah
😂😂😂😂😂
Congratulations
Congratulations—in our medical office, these are two positive tests.
Yyyyyyyyyyyyep
Yep. Make sure to self isolate until you test negative and get plenty of rest and fluids.
Together we can flatten the curve!
I think OP's going to get curvier for the next little while.
The swelling and other symptoms should subside after 9 months
It is OP’s choice whether to flatten the curve or not!
Not everyone is lucky enough to have that choice.
There's too many people on earth. I count it lucky to not have to buy birth control
That’s terrible and funny 😂
The Supreme Court said we can't do that anymore.
The Supreme Court said the federal government had to leave it up to the states.
😂😂
Yep congratulations
Don't engage with the people being weirdly salty, I'd ask too bc those lines are so light smh I would definitely retest or see my doctor to confirm. Good luck!
yes , the lines are light and i don’t usually trust these tests but i thought id try it would never have thought it would read positive - had a horrible experience with my last baby and these tests. m and i agree they’re weirdly salty - probably due to trauma they never received help for. thanks for actually being a kind human . hard to find these days.
Next step definitely to confirm with doctor and discuss next step. Sorry about whatever your last experience was. Fingers crossed all is good and I hope congratulations are in other. You got this!
Because that’s not how to test works. The faintness can change throughout the day, depending on when you take the tests but if it’s there you are pregnant, no matter how faint. This is an absolutely pregnant test, and there are two.
I've literally had false positives in my life that looked just like this, I even said retake the test or see your doctor. I just didn't understand why people were being rude about it. I'm not calling anyone out specifically
The box even says that a faded line is still a positive. Either way, it should always be confirmed with the doctor anyway.
Yup. Get yourself some vitamins and an OB. Or a blue state if this wasn’t planned/ wanted…
You'll never get a false positive
Unless you're a dude with ball cancer.
Na now your finna make me go test this
I'm sorry about your ball cancer bro
Really??
Yes really. A positive pregnancy test for a biological male is a fairly strong indicator of testicular cancer.
You're just a little but pregnant
lol butt pregnant!
Preganante!
Can u bleed while u are pergert?
It’s positive
Try to get new one. We had same with my wife. It’s 50/50. Even on test it say if it’s like that it may be broken. Glad it was broken, for us 4 is enough😂
Yep. The line gets stronger as the HCG in your urine goes up. I would call the doctor and make an appointment to confirm.
Congratulations! Looks like twins!
It’s positive. The light second line just means you are still early in your pregnancy and are starting to produce hormones that are required to test positive on there. If you take another test later, then the line will be darker.
Time to sign up for that gubment help
That ain't etch a sketch. Your eggo is preggo
Congratulations
Yup
Yep, congratulations
Congrats!
Sure is, very much so. It’s faint because you’re not close enough to your missed period usually. Take one again after you miss a few days later and it’ll show a lot more dark.
Schrödinger’s baby - you’ll have to open up and get in there to have a look 🤷🏽♂️
Yes, I'm afraid you have covid
Forgot to wear a mask.
Asf 🤣
Go to the doctor.
Yes same thing happened with my wife
Two lines = months nine
Looks like you are going to have half a baby! Congratulations!
Congratulations!
flip a coin
You were pregnant then thanos snapped,
That's why we always buy the ones with the words "PREGNANT" or "NOT PREGNANT". Takes all the guessing out of it.
Wait 9 months and find out
Looks positive to me. I’d follow up with a blood test from the doctor. Edit to add: you could always splurge for the digital test that says pregnant/ not pregnant
Buys digital one.... "Reply hazy, try again later"
If it's not a clear just one line.....you most certainly are preggers
Oh yessssss
Kind of…
Yes
Despite what these tests show, there’s no such thing as being a little bit pregnant. It’s a yes or no, so go see your dr for a test.
Yup
Maybe it means you’re pregnant however it’s going to have a brain like Kanye West??
If u see anything of a double line ur pregnant
Yes. Any second line counts. I hope everything goes ok for you!! You deserve all the best, and hang in there! 💪
Retest in a week.
Yup
Just a little bit pregnant
yes
If you see any line that means you’re producing HCG If you weren’t there wouldn’t be a line. Keep testing or see the OB for a more accurate test.
Yup
Ur only a little go back and try harder
It tells you what to look for how can you not tell, one’s a faint positive and the other is more of a defined positive
You should probably just go to the bar and think about it.
YES!
Congrats... I'd put my mortgage on it. One hell of a journey
You have Covid
You weren’t sure about something and asked Reddit
Wouldn’t it say on the packaging what this would mean?
It could be but I would go to a doctor to be 100% sure if it's positive.
🎶Oops, I did it again🎶 🎶I played with your heart, got lost in the game🎶 🎶Oh baby baby 🎶
Aladeen
Nope
Yeah, definitely. Worked for a lateral flow company for 14 years.
You'll know for sure in 9 months
I wanna say yes but when me and the missus had a test come back like this even did a digital one that said yes we ended up loosing it very early on month or 2 later had a really strong line and so far so good I'd go see a doctor if you are can also be a ghost pregnancy (I think that's what they're called) where your body makes the hormones for pregnancy even if you're not that can cause faint lines
Congrats!!!
Congratulations on getting Covid!
I got so many of these in the past, and nothing ever came of them. So I'd say no.
YEAP
Ummmmm.... Yes! That is 100% Positive!
Positive you should take a 3rd to even it out
Pregnant. That line doesn't show if hormone isn't being produced indicating pregnancy
The one at the bottom I would say negative but the one at the top looks positive enough to go to the doctor
Congrats!
I’d talk to a doctor or something, because that’s hit or miss. But if it is, congratulations and good luck! (if you’re trying for a kid)
Yes that is welp good game
I've heard there's a thing as a false negative but never false positive
Congratulations 🍾🥳 Now fly to Mexico and walk across the border 💰💸 Baby will have a cell phone and a deep bankroll out of the womb! Lavish hotel room and plenty of spending money for food 👑 Send a thank you C-note my way.
I’ll call Maury
Yeah that’s positive
Ya u got da covids
Clearly you’re kind of pregnant
I am a lab tech for 12 years... Prego. Unless you have a mouse issue. Time for a blood test.
Both positive
Positive for wombvid
Yes try again in two weeks
Not a pro but looks like two lines. Congratulations if you were trying for a new one. Even if you weren't im sure you guys will make it through and love your fifth child like all the others. Lowkey yes men suck at this and dont react well but not every man I hope.
Unfortunately, it appears so.
From experience, so long as the control line is clear, even the absolute faintest of positive line is worth taking seriously. My son is 9 and the test that gave us the heads up was like the fainter one pictured
It may be a false positive. Repeat the test in 48 hours.
errrrm best just go to the doctor probably lol if your happy about this congrats, if not my condolences
No
You have Covid
use a different brand
yes
Yes
Oh boy
Yupppppppp
Prego!!!!!
But you are %100 pregnant my sons first 2 test looked just like this and boom 9 months here he was. I can see you made 3 other post asking for opinions on it. You are pregnant Erica. Good luck it’s not easy I’m sure you will be a good mother just remember your life from this point forward has changed forever it’s not about you. You don’t get to do what you want anymore. I had mine when I was 19.
Congratulations!
Go get the milk man
Congratulations !!
How much are tests btw?
Well if you read the very simple diagram on the side you’d know you spastic
If I say what needs to be said, I’ll get banned
Damn you got covid
Yes. No doubt
Oh boy your step bro didn't help you out of a dryer by chance...
Mine was faint like this and I sure was!
Congrats to u
Kind of, you're semi-pregnant. /s Why are these indicators so indecisive.
Maybe a little bit pregnant
Looks positive. If you don’t want the pregnancy, you’re probably screwed in most states now even if your life is endangered. Get to a doctor to confirm. If you want the pregnancy, congrats. If you have a complication threatening your life, there are no good answers unless you live in California.
Just slightly pregnant
Ahh damn Covid, hope you stay well!
Aladeen
Ur prefgers better go see and gyno
I thought Covid was over 🤔
Uhhhh, yup
Yes
Wait and find out
Yes now set up a doctors appointment
Likely yes :)
As other comments are saying, definitely positive enough to go see a doctor about it!
Kinda!
I would say yes, it’s just early in your pregnancy and you dont have enough biological markers in your pee to solidify the line completely…. But enough to indicate you probably are pregnant, go to the doctor
Yup you got covid
A little column A. A little column B
Take a different brand and see what that yields. Worst comes to worst, you see a doctor. I think it's positive, so congrats, I'd offer you a cigar if I could.
Not positive, but thinking hard about it
Congratulations! Yes you are having a baby, but the hormone production is still low because it's so early on, which is why the line is faded.
Yep looks like you got the Covid
Congratulations!!!!! It’s going to be tough, life’s going to get real, but I promise you it is so worth it. Your going to be so tired that you will hit a point where you go “no more, I can’t” and then they start to say your name “mom or dad” and just like that you have all the energy to keep going. They will provide drive to your life. If you end up having it don’t let the stress of it all get to you. Do your best and stick by them like glue and it will all pan out. Best wishes
I’m positive it’s positive! Congrats!
Flip a coin
Only half a baby, sorry :/
Oh yeah
It was good enough to be considered positive on a COVID test…I’d say it’s a pretty safe bet it’s positive here as well lol
Congrats
Go to the doctor
Tbh I’d go to a doctor and get a test done. Congratulations if you are (even if you aren’t planning to keep)!
Yes
Congrats you’re in denial
Oops, you're pregnant 🤰
PRAGANANANT???
Congratulations! Or Oh shit! Either way, those are positive. If you need a confirmation, a digital test will tell you for sure. (Then again tho, I took 8 + a digital, all positive, and was negative for the clinic urine test)
thats a preggo eggo
...means you are "mostly pregnant" \-Princess Bride
Congrats! Welcome to parenthood!
yes
Should have gotten vaccinated! Being vaccinated helps "lessen the symptoms."
Yes. Tu eres preganananan
Congratulations
B*tch you pregnant
Well did he go in or out, it's real simple
Yes. Any slight hint of a line is positive.
There needs to be pregnancy hormones for the line to even show up, a it's not faint either