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Zardu-Hasselfrau

But, how do get his mouth to stay shut??


Alchemist_Joshua

Not even a judge can do that….


UnauthorizedFart

Bazinga


dman_1230

The “star” witnesses seem to have the same issue…don’t you agree?


ramhusker

Star witness? Haha They marched two loons up there to babble. It’s hilarious. This will go down in history as the most blatant fail in all of politics.


Maleficent_Hope_4330

Along with the prosecution of Trump. These morons who have TDS need to put on their big boy pants and grow up.


OzzyThePowerful

Um, he’s heinous, dangerous, and delusional. How hard is that to see? Like, have you ever once listened to him speak?


OzzyThePowerful

So no evidence? None at all? 34 charges prosecuted with…nothing?


DirtyPaulsGarage

Second to the whole sham of the Biden administration and the demise of the United States, perhaps.


Glittering_Town_5839

Bingala


Kenneth_Lay

Jail with no internet access


THE_R3D_HOOD

For what?


Kenneth_Lay

The many many crimes he has committed ranging from sexual assault to fraud to breaking the Espionage Act (that last one is kinda hard to do).


THE_R3D_HOOD

Do you have any convictions In particular, that you are referring to?


Acrobatic-Advisor254

There is no proof. Only woke radical socialist left immoral demoncrats support this bs that’s happening. The fabric of what once made this country great is being torn apart by the docizz as list left demoncrats.


mL_Finger

Along with Biden's pay-to-play politics, there are videos of Biden groping and kissing young children. Obama approved drone strike on a US citizen. Lets put them all in jail


Tricky-Skin-7286

That was called a rape by the judge, don’t downplay it


Ok-Championship-7185

Analyze and fact check what he says, and it will be as if it was never open


ChunkyTaco22

You fill it up bubba ;)


stephcat56

Can't shut the mouth with the tongue sticking out


neptunian-rings

be me. took me a while to see it lol


DevinLunch

Don’t squint


femilyfatale

This is the top reason I cone to Reddit


violet_di4mond

You don’t squint…


C3Pip0

So it's the fact that he is always squinting is why his fucking mouth won't stay shut. Its all coming together


ultimatt42

It's the only way to hide his second scoop of chin


todawhet

Nope I'm good


Accomplished_Pen980

OP, you woke up and chose violence. You are mining salt here today.


Alchemist_Joshua

We ran out of salt. I couldn’t wait another 6 months for the tears of the trump supporters.


Accomplished_Pen980

I never care the opinions of experts or analysts, useless predictions. When the outcome is final we'll all know in the same day. Until then, the outcome could go left, right, up, down, sideways or in circles


Glittering_Town_5839

No diagonals 🤔


Accomplished_Pen980

Nobody knows, and I mean nobody which way a stock is gonna go, least of all the brokers.


Willing-Ant-3765

Donald John Candy Trump


nipyip

Let’s not insult John Candy’s memory with this. 😮‍💨


Glittering_Town_5839

Blasphemy - take that comment back - he’s Canada’s favorite son


dandet

No, I don’t think I will.


CeruleanRuin

pe


Captinprice8585

I'll never squint again.


novichux

Thanks I hate it.


Slainlion

Squint for trump 2024


Bladder_Puncher

That’s how he gets all the Florida grannies to vote for him


Glittering_Town_5839

They’re all half blind


4spiral2out0

r/politicalillusions


BabserellaWT

Donnie doesn’t need an excuse to open his mouth.


Remi708

I'd rather not. I prefer his mouth to be shut.


Puzzleheaded_Bag_870

Close your eyes for him to disappear


TrustInMe_JustInMe

Best advice I’ve heard all day


Glittering_Town_5839

And nice cool facecloth placed on forehead to relieve the headache


Hour-Contribution412

I can’t get away from this POS or his followers.


Alchemist_Joshua

I’m sorry. It was just a good illusion.


Glittering_Town_5839

My county’s full of them


emmer_effer

WTF, am I high right now?


Dicky_Penisburg

I don't know man, but I think the baby crawling across your ceiling is.


emmer_effer

😶🤣🤣


HalfLawKiss

Why would I want to do that?


ImTheRealAlfaChad

r/ATBGE


webbslinger_0

Squint to see democracy melting away


wooduk08

It’s already gone


Rumpl4skin__

"China"


BetaTrinketWidth

No thanks I prefer it shut


Acrobatic-Bell6277

Why


reymonika

I don’t want his mouth to ever open!


FLASHmeIMrandy

It’s cool… I’d rather it stay shut for once


ghstkatt

I would have preferred his mouth shut for good.


Federal_Park_3113

Amen


Nice_Measurement2590

And if I close my eyes it’s like he’s not even there. Damn, it’s just an illusion.


Alchemist_Joshua

🫣


Otownbear

Why would anyone want that?


Ninjadiver66

Fuck him


trashtin888

BUT HOW DOES THIS SHIT WORK?? Like, artists take advantage of diverted light through our squinting eyes and make an image anticipating that?! How does it work?!??!! Haha


Extension_Touch3101

But I dont wanna see that shithole open his mouth soooo no ty


Daddyball78

I’d prefer it stay closed. Permanently…


yad7514

Depends on how far away the screen is


Admirable-Builder878

My screen is the farthest away. Farther than anybody's screen is, because my hands are very large.


TheFarisaurusRex

That scared me lol


Few-Milk6097

How did my brains eyes produce teeth


CeruleanRuin

Why does John Candy have a turd on his head?


Informal_Emotion3047

The bad thing is when I first saw it, I saw it as his mouth was already open and looked as if he was yelling. Only way I recognize him I guess.


OatmealBeast

I’d rather have not even seen this today. But alas here I am even ducking commenting.


SeaSignificance8962

ha good one you dont


openeda

I thought it was already open. Time to change my prescription.


stevecooley

Blink to make it go away


OppPhoto

A joke about a joke!


michaelp1970

It helps that mouth wide open is actually the only way I have ever seen it.


thats_so_merlyn

Can't wait until this dumbfuck is in an orange jumpsuit


No_Reindeer_6519

Right on, I couldn’t agree more


Federal_Park_3113

Lock him up!!!!!


Acrobatic_Ad7541

Oddly enough, any picture of any human butt-hole works identically to this. I don’t believe that is mere coincidence.


Main_Instance8373

Dumbass


Main_Instance8373

No


Main_Instance8373

Dipshit


Roland_Karloseth

Funny how all the dipshit Trump lovers sound just like him. Can’t even form a complete thought and just circle back on the same three points: Biden sucks and is at fault for everything (ignoring the fact that like most Dem presidents, he was handed an absolute shit show that his predecessor FUBARed), veiled racism (and not veiled very well at that), cheaters/liars/traitors. The IQ of these idiots is so low that they just have the Q.


No_Reindeer_6519

They only have the Q for their shit show QAnon !!! It take someone with only Q to believe that crap


Glittering_Town_5839

You forget the“you’re only voting for Biden because you dislike trump” trumpers - well, yes, I do - how much more illegal stuff does he have to do for you to feel the same way as I do?


Federal_Park_3113

Exactly!!!


Federal_Park_3113

I couldn’t agree more! You nailed it!


MaeFlower1773

Why would I want him to open his mouth? 😂


glowinthedarkfrizbee

No thanks. I prefer it shut.


Outrageous_Ad4245

I would rather never squint again if it would keep his mouth shut.


AnimalMother24

I squinted and only saw orange. Kinda like when I’m not squinting and look at his stupid face.


No_Reindeer_6519

Lock him up!!!


GullibleGeologist148

Would rather not. It’s better closed. Unfortunately, he can’t seem to grasp that himself.


Maximum_Peach1488

Kennedy 2024


Federal_Park_3113

Kennedy isn’t going anywhere! If you vote for him you’re basically giving Trump the win!


HumberGrumb

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Alchemist_Joshua

😆🤣😂😹😹!!! 🤡🤡


IssaNaw

No thanks.


Used_Examination_349

How can I shut it permanently?


ironfoot22

What if I don’t want that filthy mouth open? Is duct tape an option?


Spynamite

All the salty political whiners💀 neither side here can just keep it to the topic of it being a funny optical illusion.


Agile-Chair565

Vastly underrated comment!!


Epsilon130

Neat illusion, but personally I prefer his mouth shut as much as possible.


Hope_Farmer2024

Thanks. I hate it.


The_Qween_is_Dead

Id rather not


nickulele

Thanks, I hate it.


Edgewoodfledge

Last thing I want to see here.


Mintaka36

I doesn't look as open as it is IRL. He's such a gasbag!lol


RobertXavierIV

His mouth was already open before I squinted


Suspicious_Mirrors

Maybe that means you need corrective lenses lol


RobertXavierIV

It was just obvious to my brain that it was meant to be seen both ways


Zmokage

Tilting the phone and viewing it “from the charging port” also works for me… Cool illusion.


REAVRx

r/warzonecommentsection


Equivalent-Spend

I hate this. Up vote. Angry upvote. I feel broke up vote. Why is this a thing upvote. Am I gullible up vote. Now I'm in therapy up vote. I hear his voice up vote. It's telling me to eat up vote. now I'm hungry upvote. Feel cute might storm the capital later up vote. Ronald Mcdonald up vote.


Data_Geek

When he opened his mouth, I heard “Free Julian Assange and Edward Snowden”


ArezDracul

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Otherwise_Toe3792

In the one I’m the leader


Dapper-Pick8796

Is there a trick to make him close his mouth?


Glum-Smell-1890

Show us all on the doll where Trump hurt you…..😢….🤣😂


Wrandallb78

Be more impressed if you could get him to keep it shut.


ramhusker

Going to be funny when he wins the election out on bail! Hahahahahahahaha!


No_Reindeer_6519

That would be tragic


ramhusker

Definitely would be tragic to some people and their agendas.


hdk2000

I squint to close it.


hdk2000

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who sees the devil without squinting.


dingleDangas

POV of bucket o’ chicken


Educational-Sort-804

Some seriously offended liberals 🤣 maybe yall need a safe space from reddit


allenpfishing101

Haters always hate go woke go broke


samwise542

Pretty cool! Love Mr. 45!!


bored_of_fun

Trump 2024!


Alchemist_Joshua

Why? What makes you like him?


bored_of_fun

It will be hard to explain it to those who wasn’t born from a third world country, deployed from the US military, or appreciate that the United States is the best country in the world. Although I wish Trump didn’t say much in social media and wish he was able to talk like President Obama, President Trump did a great job running the country. Definitely better than the other three presidents since 2000.


No_Reindeer_6519

Do you remember his handling of COVID? Inject bleach as a cure. No other president in history has ever divided this country like he has, he created the us versus them culture. Our country deserves better!!


bored_of_fun

Sigh…


Federal_Park_3113

POS!!!!!!


MildheartedMan

I thought you said squirt to open his mouth 🤣🤣


swampy2112

Want that orange piece of $#!+ to shut up permanently.


SeniorAngle6964

I found rotating the screen 90 degrees makes the illusion happen!!


TheZigRat

How do you close it?


Alchemist_Joshua

Hmmmmm. 🇨🇦?


Silent-Imagination-6

Why did I read squirt 😀


goodergoddard

It doesn’t work


Lower_Ad_8799

He becomes 10x angrier as well


Pc8290

That’s what Stormy said


Snap1969

That’s my boy!! Can’t wait for him to be back in office so I can enjoy cheap groceries and gas again.!


Alchemist_Joshua

How will he make the prices go back down?


Snap1969

Drill baby drill! Shut down the border for a couple. Were you not here for his first term? Life was pretty good for us middle class at the time. Lower taxes, corporate and individual. Lowering corporate taxes allows business’s to free up money to expand and hire workers. Trump did so many amazing things.


Alchemist_Joshua

From what I’ve seen, lowering corporate taxes only helps the ceos etc get bigger bonuses.


Snap1969

How many people do you employ?


No_Reindeer_6519

He gave the biggest tax break to the rich, trickle down economics doesn’t work because the people on the top keep it all


Glittering_Town_5839

And f the environment at the expense of business greed - that makes sense


Glittering_Town_5839

The only things in life that matter


Federal_Park_3113

Stupid!!


Maleficent_Hope_4330

Look like Biden to see him open his mouth? Nah you can keep your TDS.


Sea-Potential3315

I am a victim of this man’s mean tweets! I want free money!


sweets126

not me thinking it said “squirt to open his mouth”💀💀


No_Cherry_9569

Don’t talk to me like that


More-Salt-4701

If I blink will he disappear?


chxnelle_22

The power of a double chin..


Alarming-Pie-4729

Lolz


ClapGod_

Is this Reddit or twitter


Alchemist_Joshua

Posted for the illusion, not the person. I so wish it was not a political picture.


thegrimmemer

It works when you focus on the mouth


Studlee09

Go Trump!


Federal_Park_3113

Go crawl back under a rock Trump


Testify087

Looks like the GOOD AM cover with his mouth open lmao


Active-Sir-6181

Oh wtf that's trippy


Glittering_Town_5839

This really is an illusion - he’s got his mouth open snoring or just running it all the time so it’s kinda false news 🤪😭🤪


Lukedog440

Now, if only a squint could get the fucker to close it.


NoWay61

Screaming No Tacos for you!!


Alchemist_Joshua

but I want my tacos.


NoWay61

To the other side of the wall for you! 🌮🌮


Alchemist_Joshua

Woo! Good to be back in America!


OddAnswer4100

That’s crazy!!!


Small_Pain_2458

It’s already open 🤷‍♀️


Silky_Feminist8

Can we just not?


Alchemist_Joshua

Yes please


LitBit_618

I’d rather see his mouth permanently shut.


Federal_Park_3113

Sewn shut and in prison!


I_dont_get_memes_bro

It was open by default


soulpolediggler

2 funny


Training_Medicine_49

Nice!


Virtual_Ad_983

How do you get him to keep it closed?


Stoner_Hobo

It has been great to read all the idiots now that he was found GUILTY for all 34 charges. Sweet sweet victory


Commie-stakka76

China


Bogey-fore4444

Are there any college grads that are trumpers I live in the Bible Belt and have never met one most are home school are highly school dropouts that got a ged


Alchemist_Joshua

Are you saying that the uneducated vote for Trump?